Mountain gods come to farm

Nan Xun: "..." Are human beings so boring in his eyes?Oh no, in fact, it seems to be pretty good to see crabs walking sideways.

"No, you can eat crabs. You can fry them to make spicy crabs. You can also steam them. The supply is in short supply every year."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Wu Tong clapped his hands, "I never knew why their crabs are so expensive, I can't even afford them."

Fu Yan raised his eyebrows, it seemed that his idea was too different, "Then let the water god of Nancheng Lake take back the Ye Mingzhu. What's so rare about Ye Mingzhu, let him send crabs of equivalent value."

"Okay——" Wu Tong took out his mobile phone and was about to reply to the other party. After a while, he reacted and said falteringly: "My lord, they may only produce a few tons a year, and they are not worth more than a night pearl... "

Fu Yan frowned: "They are so poor, then..." Fu Yan looked at Nan Xun whose eyes were shining brightly, "Then let them send over a ton first."

One... One ton and two thousand catties, Wu Tong retracted his jaw that was almost dislocated, and squatted in a corner with his mobile phone in his arms. No, he needs to be quiet.

In the end, it was Nan Xun who said that there is no electricity on the mountain and there is no refrigerator so much that it will be broken if you can’t finish it. Besides, where to put it is a problem, so Fu Yan changed his words: “Then let’s give a hundred catties first, and one hundred catties can always be eaten. Bar?"

Nan Xun thought to himself, is the counting unit I learned fake?

Of course you can only nod your head.

There is a room at the back of the temple, but it has been unoccupied for many years. Wu Tong threw the broom and rag to Nan Xun, "Clean it up first, I'll go next door and ask for an outfit."

"Next door?" Nan Xun glanced at the only temple within a hundred miles. Next door is air?

"Hi," Wu Tong patted his thigh, "The hill next door!"

In fact, there was nothing to clean up. Although there were no people there, there was no ashes. Fu Yan looked at the side for a while, then got up suddenly and went out. Nan Xun thought it was ashes that choked him.

Soon, Fu Yan returned, holding two bottles of... beer.

Fu Yan: "There's nothing to clean, here you are," Wu Tong said, this one can be drunk.

Nan Xun's alcohol capacity is average, and after a few sips, she couldn't help but look up, "The moonlight is so beautiful today."

Fu Yan took a sip and frowned, silently pushed the bottle aside, just looked at Nan Xun in a daze, watching him finish one bottle and then another.

Feeling that what he was drinking was not wine, Nan Xun said with a sneer, "I'm a little thirsty."

I don't remember anything after that.

After regaining consciousness, Nan Xun sat up with his head supported, still a little dizzy, and glanced around, he was in the room, the bed was crooked.

He was woken up by urination, Wu Tong and Fu Yan were not in the room at the moment, they left a lamp for him, there was a cloud of gray on the table, Nan Xun got out of bed and walked over, and found that Yun Tuan was lying on his stomach Fell asleep.

The edge of the dumpling seemed to be fogged and looked fluffy. Nan Xun couldn't help but touch it lightly twice, and the feel was as good as he thought.

The edge of the dumpling seemed to be atomized and looked fluffy. Nan Xun couldn't help touching it twice, and unexpectedly found that this little thing had no warmth, but it actually felt good.

Nan Xun was familiar with the structure of the mountain temple. When he walked out of the room, he remembered that there was no such thing as a bathroom. Probably... the gods just don't have such a need,

He searched around, only to see the dark shadows of trees under the moonlight.

Nan Xun: "..." Forget it, he patted the back of his head and walked into the woods, at worst, tell Fu Yan and Wu Tong later, they probably won't mind, right?

After tying up his pants, Nan Xun turned his head to look at the tree beside him when he was arranging his clothes. At the end of July, peach blossoms were still blooming, and there was a scent on the tip of his nose.

This piece of peach trees seems to be all planted, and I don’t know whether the seeds are good or the land is good. Nan Xun thought that he would come and have a look at it when the light is good during the day. According to their teacher, there are still some peach trees in the world since ancient times. , must have its mystery.

Nan Xun walked back, he felt a little strange, he obviously didn't go deep when he came, why he walked for a long time now, and the lights in the temple were still hundreds of meters away.

Suddenly felt a cool feeling on his neck, Nan Xun's heart was not good, he didn't expect that there were bad things in the land of the gods, he could only pretend that he didn't know anything at this time, but his feet quickened the rhythm.

There is a law in everything. He may have been hypnotized at some time, or there was something like an enchantment. Nan Xun reached out and touched the cleat on his neck, and softly recited the curse. I haven't been that close again, and kept walking, and finally the temple is in front of me.

Nan Xun stepped out of the forest, and ran quickly when he saw the light. The things behind him were somewhat unwilling, and he could feel it from being followed by Nan Xun. At this time, Fu Yan and Wu Tong were not there. Xun only hoped that this thing would not be too fierce.

Seeing that he was about to enter the temple gate, the thing suddenly came to Nan Xun quickly.

"Wow!" The thing bared its teeth, was full of stench, and was about to pounce towards Nan Xun with its bloody face and claws.

Fortunately, it was just a little ugly, Nan Xun still had a talisman in his hand, and was about to recite a more powerful curse when he opened his mouth, when the ghost suddenly opened his eyes wide, as if he had seen a ghost.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed in fright.

Yun Tuan jumped out from nowhere, and his body grew rapidly. He imitated the appearance of that ghost and made an extremely distorted grimace, which made the thing scream and tremble in fright. He seemed to be very afraid of this Yun Tuan. , Cried and crawled away.

Yun Tuan turned and leaned towards Nan Xun, and rubbed against him. Nan Xun could feel the softness of it, trembling slightly, as if... also frightened?

Nan Xun: "..." silently reached out and touched it, and sure enough it stopped shaking.

Silly boy, if I were a person, I would definitely be scared to pee by you.

However, it came out just in time.

Nan Xun looked at the things in his arms, and suddenly had a bold idea. Could it be that Fu Yan specially left this behind?

Nan Xun has long been used to what happened today. This kind of prank is a trivial matter. When he returned to his room, he lay down on the bed and planned to sleep again. Xun let it go.

He was drunk before, but now he found that the temple was surprisingly cool, like a summer resort in the hot summer.

After waking up again, it was dawn, and Nan Xun opened his eyes and watched for a while before waking up. At that time, the cloud had slipped back into its owner's arms, rubbing against each other, as if... complaining.

Nan Xun couldn't help but draw a black line. Although this little thing can't speak, it has a lot of expressions. If you play your drawing, I guess it must be the highest score in painting.

As soon as Wu Tong heard that there was a ghost who dared to do evil here last night, and his molars were ground to a "sizzling" sound, he moved his wrist and said in a bad tone, "Dare to do evil here, do you want to die or not?" Don't want to live?"

With that said, he strode out.

"Actually, it's okay. It might just want to scare me. This little dumpling is more scared," Nan Xun did not feel a strong murderous aura. Generally, the heavier the murderous aura, the heavier the yin energy they release, of course. It is related to the size of the ghost's ability.

"It's just a problem." Fu Yan stroked the cloud gently with his index finger, "It's called Xinjue." Fu Yan looked at Nan Xun, his eyes slightly raised, "It likes you very much."

"Xinjue," Nan Xun repeated in his mouth and nodded, "It's a nice name, and I like it too." It feels very comfortable to the touch.

Nan Xun touched his mobile phone and checked the time. It was just past seven o'clock.

They didn't know when they would come back, and Nan Xun didn't know how long he had slept under their eyes, so he quickly got out of bed and straightened his clothes. When he was doing it, he felt Fu Yan looking at him, and raised his head, "What's wrong?"

Fu Yan stared at his clothes, "Wu Tong bought a few of these clothes with me, and I think they seem pretty good now."

Nan Xun looked at the complicated clothes on his body and smiled, "You can try it, but you also need to cut your hair."

Fu Yan didn't say anything more.

Nan Xun simply prepared some breakfast, and while the two of them were eating, Wu Tong dragged him back with a chain, and appeared in the room out of thin air.

That bloody face suddenly appeared in front of her eyes, causing Nan Xun to spit out the mouthful of rice unprepared.

Fu Yan glanced at Wu Tong from the corner of his eyes. Wu Tong's attention was only on the breakfast on the table. The smell of burnt fried eggs, cold cucumber shreds topped with chili oil, and baked bread slices, he wanted He stretched out his hand, and suddenly paused.

"My lord—" He glanced at Nan Xun, who was throwing up, and pulled the ugly thing back guiltily, "Have you got a little insight? As soon as he came up, he made something up, I don't know if he is Do you want to eat?"

ghost:"……"

Blue thin, mushrooms.

You threw me out and I'm right here, I didn't even move!

This ghost died in a car accident. His real name was Lin Yongjin. On the night of the car accident, he had just returned home from a gathering with his friends and was hit while crossing the road.

He was still somewhat conscious when he fell to the ground. He saw the driver start the car again in fear, and repeatedly crushed him once, twice...a total of seven times. After that, he had already died, and his soul came out of the car. He ran out of his body and watched the driver walk away.

Wu Tong asked him how he came here, which was far away from the place where he died.

Lin Yongjin thought for a while in confusion, then shook his head: "I really don't know, boss," he tried very hard, but he really couldn't remember.

"I just remember that I was very angry at the time, and I followed the direction of the driver, and then I lost it, and finally I have been moving around here."

Wu Tong: "You want to take revenge? Fortunately, you were not allowed to repay it, otherwise you wouldn't have to take you to the underworld, you would be out of your wits, and dare to enter the realm of the gods to be a demon. How long have you been dead before you go to reincarnation? "

"Boss, listen to me. My body was crushed into mud after my death. My parents still didn't believe that it was me who died. They always thought that I just ran away after a party with someone. No one burned it for me. paper money,"

He paused, and continued: "I heard other ghosts say that if you don't have paper money, you will have a bad life in the underworld, so I dare not go."

Lin Yongjin was afraid that they wouldn't believe him, so he kowtowed nervously to Wu Tong, "Boss, boss, I know I was wrong. I was fascinated by ghosts yesterday. When I saw him... I couldn't hold back."

It was Nan Xun.

Nan Xun is very self-aware. It is said that his all-yin physique is equivalent to that of shark's fin and bird's nest in the Feng Shui world. Any ghost will be a little greedy when he sees it. Now is the time to test the ghost's character.

Nan Xun had almost vomited, and now she didn't feel so uncomfortable looking at Lin Yongjin, "I know you didn't have any malicious intentions yesterday."

Lin Yongjin lowered his head: "I'm sorry, handsome guy, I found out for the first time yesterday that you can see me, although you seem to be unable to see me in acting, but your acting skills are not good."

Nan Xun chuckled: "I'm sorry, I haven't learned acting." But he has deceived countless ghosts like this before, Nan Xun thought a little unconvinced.

Wu Tong seemed to be thinking about something all the time, looked at Nan Xun and then at himself, and asked Lin Yongjin: "Why do you call me the boss, but call him handsome?"

Lin Yongjin panicked, and pretended to be calm: "Because...you seem to be a person who does great things."

Nan Xun lowered his head and suppressed a smile without speaking.

Wu Tong obviously didn't believe it, pointing at Lin Yongjin: "Then I want a handsome guy too."

Lin Yongjin: "Okay, old...handsome guy."

Wu Tong felt that it sounded even weirder.

Nan Xun suppressed a smile and said to Lin Yongjin: "That is to say, if someone burns paper money for you, you can go to reincarnate, right?" After he finished speaking, he also glanced at Fu Yan.

Fu Yan raised her head and looked over, "As long as you don't do any evil in the world, if you're a little later, you'll just be yelled at by ghost guards."

Nan Xun has promised Lin Yongjin that he will go to the town to buy some Ming coins and send them to him later, so that he can leave in the morning.

But Wu Tong was still struggling with the boss and the handsome guy. He got a car from somewhere, and took Fu Yan and Nan Xun to the town together, saying that he was tired of flying.

Not to mention a ghost.

On the way, I kept saying to Nan Xun: "I always feel that he called me the boss because of something else, what do you think?"

Nan Xun smiled but did not answer.

Wu Tong understood it at a glance, and patted the steering wheel: "I knew there was a problem, so what does it mean? Are you scolding me?"

Nan Xun asked him to drive properly first. The two of them are fine. As an ordinary person, he has to be careful. Wu Tong said, "I didn't drive the car. I don't have the money to get a driver's license."

Nan Xun froze for a moment, looked at the car body, why did he feel so awkward when he said it, so are they sitting in the mouth of something or somewhere?

Fu Yan kept her eyes closed, "Don't think about it, there is something on the steering wheel that you didn't see?"

Nan Xun moved his head and saw a beautiful bird on the steering wheel. Its two paws were grasping the steering wheel to steer it, while Wu Tong's hand was lying on the side, so he couldn't find it if he didn't pay attention.

The little bird looked back at Fu Yan's direction pitifully: "My lord, he is not a thing..." He is a beautiful red-billed lovesickness bird.

Wu Tong stared at him: "Concentrate on driving your car! Why are you so cute!"

Nan Xun: "...What, I actually have a driver's license."

The little bird said: "Handsome guy, you can sit down at ease. For the sake of your good looks, I will return to Shun Shui Niaoqing."

Lin Yongjin didn't dare to sit with the boss, so he ran to the roof of the car to cool off.

Nan Xun quickly bought the paper money, and after thinking about it, he bought some clothes and a mobile phone. Lin Yongjin watched from the side with his eyes shining, and wiped the blood from his face, "And that TV!"

Fu Yan glanced at him, and he was immediately as quiet as a chicken. This must be the big boss among the big bosses, and he felt a sense of oppression that made him suffocate.

Wu Tong was also impatient: "You're still motivated, aren't you?"

Nan Xun silently took the paper TV.

At the intersection where Lin Yongjin died, Nan Xun burned a lot of talisman papers for him. Lin Yongjin looked at the dancing flames, his eyes moved a little, he seemed to want to say something, and his body gradually became transparent.

"My family lives in the community on the other side of the road, 601, Unit [-], Building [-]...help me..." There was no sound at the back, and Nan Xun saw his mouth shape.

He said, help me say sorry to my parents.

Wu Tong: "He has reported to the underworld now, can you tell me why you call me the boss?"

Nan Xun sighed, not understanding why he kept asking the bottom line even though he knew it wasn't the answer he wanted, "I also saw this answer on the Internet by accident."

Nan Xun said: "The barbershop recruited a new assistant. The boss was afraid that the assistant would offend the customers if he couldn't speak, so he told him that if he saw a handsome guy, he would call him a handsome guy, and if he saw a pretty one, he would call him a beauty..." Nan Xun couldn't bear to say anything later. .

After he finished speaking, he didn't dare to look at Wu Tong's expression anymore, and Fu Yan laughed softly beside him: "So this Lin or something also belongs to the barber shop?"

Nan Xun: "Maybe."

Wu Tong searched the Internet for the answer he thought of, and found out that he had the truth.

Seeing the phrase "Anyone who is neither handsome nor beautiful is called the boss", Wu Tong gritted his teeth secretly, "I regret not suing him in his biography."

Wu Tong was still chattering, but Fu Yan drove him away: "You talk too much, you go back first, I'll ask Nan Xun to show me around."

To Fu Yan, Wu Tong is always the best treatment: "Sir, where do you want to go shopping, I will accompany you?"

Fu Yan said decisively: "No, do you still want to be silenced?"

Wu Tong made a movement of closing his mouth, took out one of his bank cards, shook it, and said silently with his mouth, "My lord remembers that you are rich."

After Wu Tong left, Fu Yan made a movement of picking his ears, and said to Nan Xun, "Let's go."

Nan Xun froze for a moment, "You already saw what I was going to do?"

After walking two steps forward, Fu Yan said, "Your acting skills are really not that good."

Nan Xun: "..." Why can't I get over this stalk today?My acting skills are messing with whoever I am.

According to what Lin Yongjin said, the two found the community. Fortunately, the community is relatively old and the guards are not strict.

The little bird was called Xiaohong, and honked the horn on the road behind the two of them. Nan Xun turned around and saw that there was no one in the car but the car was moving.

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Thank you for collecting!Thank you for your support!bow!

Nan Xun: We are not in the same world...how can we love each other?

Wu Tong: Immortals and mortals...how do they fall in love?

Fu Yan: As long as the sexes are the same, there will be miracles!

Nan Xun: ...