Mountain gods come to farm

Wu Tong, who ate the most, went to clean the battlefield, Fu Yan took out his mobile phone, and Nan Xun was teaching him how to play the game. He didn't play very well by himself, so he could only talk about the rules and gameplay, and let Fu Yan play the game himself. groping.

Accompanying Fu Yan to play two primary rounds, Nan Xun said: "You can also invite your friends to form a team to play together. Generally, everyone forms a team of five to play with others, so it is not easy to cheat."

"Then I invite you?" Fu Yan finished speaking and wanted to pull Nan Xun on the list.

After searching for a long time, I couldn't find it, and neither did Nan Xun himself.

Suddenly thought of something, Nan Xun said speechlessly: "I forgot, our mobile phones are not on the same server..."

When Wu Tong came out, he saw his lord and Nan Xun playing games together... The lord's new mobile phone was put aside, and he was using his copycat phone.

When the mobile phone rings the murder notification, the two of them will look at each other and smile happily, but they will be a little depressed when they lose in the end.

Nan Xun was a little embarrassed: "The main thing is that I'm not good at playing games. The girls in our class are all better at playing games than me."

Fu Yan seemed to feel that he could still struggle a bit, so he went directly to the mall to buy some advanced inscriptions and the like. He was not very skilled in payment, so Nan Xun got it for him.

The two went to kill another round, and were sprayed into a dog by their teammates with the high-level inscription. Nan Xun shrank his head and felt guilty. Seeing that Fu Yan seemed to have found a place to type, he immediately replied to the other party: "You will be a dog in the next life!" It’s okay to force.”

The other party was so angry, and the next thing was like going crazy, the whole article was "You are an idiot, you will be an idiot in this life, you will be an idiot in the next life, and you will be an idiot in the next lifetime!"

Fu Yan replied: "Then you are doomed to be disappointed."

The other party almost vomited blood.

Returning to the main page, Fu Yan said to Nan Xun: "Don't be angry, you won't become a bitch, and neither will I."

Fu Yan thought: "So what does it mean to be a dog?"

Nan Xun: "..." What's the matter with suddenly wanting to laugh?

Nan Xun said it was not important.

Fu Yan seemed to be in a good mood, this time he went to the mall to buy props again, this time he did a little research, and then bought them for Nan Xun by the way.

"Let's play another round, this time I will take you to win."

Before the start of the game, Nan Xun saw the id who confronted Fu Yan just now, and the same avatar, couldn't this kind of encounter be less?

Sure enough, from the very beginning, that "I'm a dog" started spraying Nan Xun and Fu Yan, but Fu Yan seemed to be invisible, and buried himself in beating himself until he beat the other party to death three times before he typed: "I Won."

The other party: "..." I guess I went to find a place to cry.

Fu Yan's comprehension of the game is much better than her own, but after winning the game, Fu Yan said: "It's not interesting," and then returned the phone to Wu Tong.

Wu Tong was almost becoming a sculpture, so I heard Fu Yan say: "I just quit your WeChat, Tie Chu sent you a message, I just saw it, he said he wanted to give me a gift, don't want anything too expensive, You ask him to send a nice car over."

Just as Wu Tong was about to nod, he couldn't help opening his eyes wide, car, car...

Nan Xun went outside for a walk. He was used to walking to digest food after eating, otherwise his stomach would feel uncomfortable.

His problem seems to have been brought out from his mother's womb, and he couldn't help wondering if the woman who gave birth to her in October would have the same habit...

The air in the orchard was good. He walked to the place where Fu Yan and the others pulled the weeds in the morning, and it had already been cleaned up. Nan Xun looked at the wormwood that was growing well.

Get up early tomorrow and try to make a youth group for them.

Walking towards the room, Nan Xun saw Wu Tong.

Wu Tong said: "Someone made a fierce battle on the nearby mountain, my lord went over to see it."

After Wu Tong finished speaking, he held the phone again, frowning for some reason.

The group that Nan Xun newly joined was extremely lively today. Wu Tong said in the group that the adults don't want anything but a car and let the iron cock pluck it clean.

05:30 every day: You wash your mouth before you speak, I am willing to buy a car for adults, why should I pluck?

05:30 every day: I don’t know who is borrowing things from me every day, if you have the ability, don’t come here!

Every day at 05:30 is the iron chick that Fu Yan said.

Wu Tong: I didn't borrow it for me. It was for the adults and his little friends. If you are so stingy, you won't be called an iron rooster, and you are still glass-hearted at such an old age.

Wu Tong: I'm stingy and still don't admit it!Believe it or not I'm sending adults new pictures of Lamborghini and Maserati right now!

05:30 every day: Dare you!My name is to know how to live!In the future, you can go to Peacock to borrow something.

Wu Tong: Just go, Lao Kong won't show me face.

05:30 every day: You can pull it down, he will show you what he wants.

The two of them were arguing hard, and the people in the group began to persuade them to fight.

The person concerned, Peacock, said that he had nothing but lived a comfortable life. If you have one, why are you still so troubled?

Tie Chu and Wu Tong finally stopped arguing, and said to Peacock together: "You know what a fart!"

Peacock: That's right, what's the fuss, let's sit down and talk...

Tie Chu: Lao Kong, have you finished reading Journey to the West yet?

Wu Tong: He's been watching Tang Seng Gaiden recently...

……

Song Bailing: So, what kind of car should I buy for my lord?

Song Bailing: Old Tie, you really can't be stingy this time. If you don't have enough money, just say, I can help you raise 1000 yuan.

Every day at 05:30: ...

05:30 every day: I don’t care about your 1000 yuan. If I buy a Lamborghini, 1000 yuan is as worthless as a dollar!

Song Bailing: Do you really want to buy a Lamborghini?Old man, I misread you, so you have so much money!

Every day at 05:30: …Sorry for misleading you, I really can’t afford it, not even a wheel!

Wu Tong: Hey...

05:30 every day: You go...

Nan Xun looked at it for a long time, then searched the Internet for a picture and sent it to the group.

Ping An Xi Le: This domestic car is relatively popular, and the price is very high. You can consider it.

No one spoke for a while, and suddenly Tie Chu came out and asked: Who is this, with such a vulgar name, why don't you change the note?

Nan Xun: "..."

He was about to say that Wu Tong had jumped out first.

Wu Tong: This is the adult's little friend!

The group suddenly became unbelievably quiet.

Nan Xun: I changed it O(∩_∩)O

In order to ease the embarrassment with an emoji.

Song Bailing: Oh, I like little friends the most, how cute, come on, auntie will give you a red envelope.

After speaking, a red envelope appeared in the group.

Nan Xun: No need, thank you!

Wu Tong: Do you think you can grab it?

Song Bailing: Wu Tong!Why are you so fast!

Wu Tong: Auntie, are you older than your ancestors?

Song Bailing: I will beat you to death!

Nan Xun watched the play silently for a while, and he found that the people here were quite interesting. Although the typed words seemed not so friendly, Nan Xun believed that they were not really angry.

They finally had a fight, and Tie Chu suddenly straightened the crooked building back.

05:30 every day: That...Master Nan, do you really like this car?

As soon as he saw the picture, he went to check the logo on it. It was properly produced and shipped by our Huaguo independent R&D and design factory. It has been in the business for more than 20 years. The average age of the company's employees is no more than 30 years old, and more than 60.00% of them have a master's degree.

Just looking at this arrogant introduction, Tie Chu looked at the overall price, and the one Nan Xun sent was only more than 50, which is really not expensive.

Nan Xun, who was also called "Master" for the first time: "..." What, the Qing Dynasty has been dead for many years.

Nan Xun: You can just call me Ah Xun, that's what Wu Tong and the others call me.

Tie Chu said in the group "rest, I will withdraw first" and left.

Wu Tong: I suddenly feel that it's not easy for him for so many years...

Song Bailing: Isn't that right? Every morning, the rooster crows, rain or shine, let alone, I haven't karaoke yet today, my fans should be anxious.

Wu Tong: ... Do you really regard yourself as the heir to the queen of folk songs?It's becoming more and more shameless to live at such an advanced age...

Fortunately, Song Bailing had already left, otherwise he would scold Wu Tong again after seeing this sentence.

Peacock: I remembered that I haven't picked up my courier yet...

The eloquent people in the group withdrew one after another. At this time, someone posted an advertisement asking you to forward and follow it, and Nan Xun also withdrew.

Wu Tong has already gone back to the room, and Nan Xun hastened to wash up. Fu Yan hasn't come back yet, so he put his phone on the table. It's getting late, and it's time to go to bed.

Because he had to visit Liu Dui's relatives, and because he planned to become a Youth League member, he set an alarm clock because he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to wake up.

But when he opened his eyes, he heard cocks crowing in the mountains, one after another, followed by crisp and melodious birds chirping, so cheerful that the whole mountain woke up.

Before his alarm clock rang, it was only a little after 05:30, and Nan Xun thought of Tie Chu.

After picking the mugwort leaves, Nan Xun went into the kitchen and washed the mugwort leaves. Although he knew the general process, he took out his mobile phone to check the recipe.

Next, I want wormwood juice... Nan Xun searched all over the kitchen but couldn't find what he wanted, and was a little worried about the green leaves in front of him.

"What are you looking for?"

Nan Xun turned her head when she heard the voice, and Fu Yan was leaning against the kitchen door wearing yesterday's clothes.

"I'd like a juicer, a soymilk machine would be fine too..." But apparently there's none here.

Fu Yan walked over, "Juicer?" He took out his mobile phone and typed three words in the input box. He is not proficient in typing, but fortunately, "Juicer" is at the top of the hot words. After clicking on the page and looking at it, Fu Yan had a rough idea of ​​what it was.

"I can use my hands, too?"

Nan Xun thought for a while, "...Can you break this leaf too? Very broken, very broken?"

Fu Yan said it should be possible.

The traditional method is to boil the wormwood and grind it into pieces. Now it has been developed to use a blender, which can greatly save time. Nan Xun wrapped the wormwood leaves with gauze and handed them to Fu Yan.

"You squeeze as much as you can, if you can't, I'll cook it again."

As soon as he finished speaking, Fu Yan wrapped the mugwort leaf with both hands, and began to push towards the middle, "tick tick tick" the green juice of the mugwort leaf flowed down.

Fu Yan barely used much force, he let go of the gauze bag, and the wormwood inside was almost powdered.

Nan Xun's expression can be described as stunned, and suddenly found that Fu Yan should still have many skills to be developed.

This time Fu Yan really had a good appetite, and Nan Xun felt that it was worth the early morning work.

Before leaving, he asked Fu Yan's permission to go to the orchard to pick some fruits. Since he was already sick, no matter how sick he was, it was better not to empty his hands.

Xiaohong was still driving, and when Nan Xun and Fu Yan got out of the car, she stayed in the car obediently, staring at the bag in Nan Xun's hand, and Nan Xun took out a few crystal clear grapes, "Your reward."

Xiao Hong shook her wings, "A Xun, you are a good person!"

Nan Xun glanced at Fu Yan next to him, he borrowed flowers to offer Buddha...

Fu Yan said: "They all like you."

Nan Xun thought he was talking about using his things as favors: "They all know that you agreed to do it, but they are a little afraid of you."

"I'm not a little fierce and they will be lawless."

Nan Xun thought of the people in that group, and thought it made sense. He thought that everyone was afraid of Fu Yan because they spent too little time in private, so he asked Fu Yan: "They have a group, do you want to come in?"

Fu Yan resolutely refused: "They are too noisy, don't you think?"

Nan Xun scratched her head: "It's okay... I actually like lively things."

Before I knew it, I arrived at the house Team Liu mentioned. In broad daylight, Nan Xun could see the black air surrounding the house. Seeing someone coming, the black air moved and seemed very happy.

He thought it was because the sun was too bright, but when he looked at the nearby houses, they were all normal.

The author has something to say:

Nan Xun: Ahhh, I really like Li Bai's new skin!

Fu Yan: Buy it!

Nan Xun: But my skills are too bad!

Fu Yan: Spending money to find power leveling, there is nothing that a wad of money can't solve, if there is... hehe

Thank you for collecting!Thank you for your support!bow!