I was single after ascension

"...Finally, add two spoonfuls of pearl powder, pour in an appropriate amount of morning dew, stir, yes, that's it, and then apply it evenly on the face, stupid, it's too thick, and the left side is too thin."

Listening to the system's instructions, Yang Meng applied the self-made mask in front of the vanity mirror, raised her head and moved to the side of the soft couch to lie down: "System, you are good at taking care of yourself. Your skin is much better, where did you know the secret recipe?"

"I researched it myself."

Yang Meng said in surprise: "Wow, your system still needs to be maintained, no wonder you look so hot when you turn into a ball."

As a result, she moved her mouth so much that the mask on her face cracked, and the system felt the veins on her forehead twitching: "This is a major matter related to your skin, why is it so indifferent, shut up and lie down. "

Yang Meng immediately lay down obediently, and was about to reach out to repair her cracked mask. The system that turned into a ball stretched out slender tentacles, and fixed her mask bit by bit: "This is a matter related to precious skin. When maintaining, you should close your eyes and devote yourself wholeheartedly, feel the skin is breathing and absorbing nutrients, they are becoming more beautiful, smoother, and more perfect, don't you think you will feel very happy?"

"..." Yang Meng was silent for a while, then moved her mouth in a small arc and complained: "System, although I know that you should be gender-neutral in theory, but I don't know why, hearing you say such things, I feel Hello mother."

The system and her looked at each other for three seconds, two tentacles protruded from the ball, slowly moved to Yang Meng's arm, gently clamped the kneading on her arm, and suddenly made a ninety-degree rotation.

Yang Meng let out a small cry from her throat in pain, but her mouth was tightly closed, for fear that the mask would be cracked.

The system let go of the tentacles, and Yang Meng hurriedly rubbed her painfully pinched arm.

The system said: "First, I'm a man, and I hate people calling me a sissy the most. Who in the world stipulates that men can't take care of themselves? Besides, you are the second woman who makes me violent. I can't bear that." I don't admire you, but I hope you can also play such a big role in seducing Chu Ran."

Yang Meng suddenly felt aggrieved. The system treated her so well every day, talked with her, and taught her to survive in this world. She also knew that the ultimate goal was to seduce the villain, but now hearing this sentence, she felt like It's like a woman who betrayed her body.

Did she have to sell her soul in order to live?

The system suddenly felt a little quiet, something was wrong. With Yang Meng's character, even if he could pretend outside, he could never be quiet for 3 minutes in front of him. He was already a little used to Yang Meng's active appearance. After all, he would I chose Yang Meng because of her sincere, kind and lively temperament.

The bear boy was silent all of a sudden, he must be playing a demon.

He quickly floated up, looked carefully at what Yang Meng was doing, and was stunned: "Why are you crying?"

Yang Meng pursed her lips and breathed shortly. The two big eyes exposed under the mask were streaming with tears. After hearing the words of the system, she sat up and tore off the mask sticking to her face. , without even looking at the system, ran to the bed crying, pulled the quilt to cover it, and cried wantonly inside.

The system was a little flustered by her crying. For a while, it wondered if the strength of its attack just now was a bit heavy, and it also felt a little regretful. After all, she is a real girl, and she is not that cast iron female bandit, so she shouldn't be so rough.

Yang Meng cried louder and louder in the quilt, crying so much that it was heart-piercing.

The system's head hurt, and he floated over: "Oh, don't cry, cry and kill yourself."

Yang Meng got annoyed as soon as she heard this sentence, she tore off the quilt suddenly, took the pillow and threw it at the system, shouting: "Whatever you want, just kill me, even if I die, don't betray me!" Body and soul." After speaking, she covered the quilt and continued to cry.

The system suddenly changed back to the appearance of a fluorescent silver-haired man. His snow-white skin was extraordinarily smooth and unreal. His slender hands were gently placed on Yang Meng's quilt, and he sighed softly.

I thought that one day she would escape from my control, but I didn't expect this day to come so soon.

He opened his mouth, although his appearance turned into a human, but his voice was still systematically indistinguishable: "Don't cry, your eyes are swollen and you don't look good."

"Let it swell into a pig's head, I'm going to die anyway." Yang Meng wrapped herself tightly in the quilt and said while sobbing.

"...Well, let me tell you, in fact, I will not obliterate you at all. I invited you to this world just to ask you to do me a favor. Strictly speaking, it is to make a deal with me. You help me complete my I will help you restore your body, but even if you fail, I will not kill you, I will release your soul back to the original world, and let you go to the underworld to reincarnate. If you really don't want to dedicate yourself, we can Think of another way."

Yang Meng's crying stopped, she lifted the quilt all at once, and the system that turned into a ball was in front of her, it seemed that the man with excellent skin had never appeared before.

"Really? I don't have to sell my body anymore. Regardless of success or failure, you are not right to obliterate me?"

"Yes."

"Then I will reluctantly agree to help you. Also, you can't bully me in the future. Let me watch anime and novels for two hours every night, or I will go on strike."

The system regrets a bit.

Today, half of the people in the palace became active, not because of anything else, but because of Tu Wanyang's return.

Who is Tu Wanyang? Anyone who is a little bit older in the palace knows that she is a strange woman. Even if she has not been in the palace for several years because she is out to worship the Buddha, there are still legends about her in the palace.

Her legend is not only because she sacrificed her appearance to save His Majesty from the sea of ​​fire when she was young, but also because she is a legend herself.

She was originally a helpless orphan girl.It is rumored that the fortune-teller at birth said that she was the lone star of Tiansha, who first killed her parents, and then went to the prince's mansion several times, from a lowly court lady to a second-class maid beside the prince. After the fire, not only was she not sent out of the Prince's Mansion because her appearance was destroyed, but instead she jumped from a second-class maid to the second person in charge of the entire Prince's Mansion. Although on the surface she is on an equal footing with Pan Yingcai, in fact even Pan Yingcai wants to give her three points.

Of course, the above are only secondary, everyone is just gossip, what everyone is really afraid of is her method of punishing people, she likes to personally punish people who make mistakes, every time she does it, it is necessary to see blood, and it is easy to bruise Yes, every time she hits someone, the expression on her face is horrifying. It is said that she is like a cannibal yaksha from hell. Everyone who has been beaten by her will feel that she has passed through the gate of hell.

The whole thing is an ugly monster with a disfigured appearance and a perverted mind.

Yang Meng and the little maids around heard the little eunuch in front of her talking excitedly, so they grabbed melon seeds from their pockets and distributed them to the little sisters next to them.

The nanny in charge who was passing by saw this little group of slackers at a glance, and just about to roar, the sharp-eyed little maids and eunuchs had already dispersed, but Yang Meng was very slow to react, squatting on the ground, holding a stuffed melon seed in her hand When I got to the teeth, I saw the dark face of the nurse in charge, and there was a crisp sound of cracking melon seeds.

"Fool, run." The system kindly reminded her, and then shut up, because he knew it was too late.

This silly girl.

The nun in charge stood in front of her, and the shadow covered her.Yang Meng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and quickly stuffed the melon seeds and melon seed shells back into her pocket, and smiled flatteringly: "Mommy, what's wrong."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss!'"

The old mother grabbed her by the ear, dragged her to the woodshed, and taught her a lesson: "Meng girl, your father begged me to take care of you, but you have disappointed me too much, don't If you think that you are an official lady, you can ignore the rules of the palace. I know that your family sent you in because they hoped that you could be your majesty's pillow, but now you have not become a concubine, so you are so careless. Today, the old slave Be sure to teach you the rules of the palace."

Yang Meng shouted in her heart: "The system is going to die, save me!"

System: "I think what she said is right, you should be taught a lesson, take care." After speaking, she ran away, no matter how much Yang Meng yelled, she refused to answer, probably somewhere else.

Yang Meng felt that she would not be able to escape today's punishment, and was about to cry, when a voice suddenly came from beside her: "Who is making noise over there?"

The nurse in charge looked back, was surprised for a moment, recognized the person, immediately let go of the hand pinching Yang Meng's ear, dragged Yang Meng to the side respectfully and said hello: "Miss Tu, are you well? Come in, why did I see you here?"

Tu girl?Could it be Tu Wanyang, the protagonist of their gossip just now?

After Yang Meng greeted her mother, she quietly raised her head to glance at one of the legendary villains, Tu Wanyang, and couldn't hide the surprise in her eyes.

The white gauze covered half of her face, and those sharp red phoenix eyes were the most eye-catching place to see her, but the brownish yellow skin did not make people think that she was not beautiful at all, on the contrary, it made people feel that she was very temperamental , a palace dress, wearing it on her body does not feel like an ordinary little palace lady at all, how to describe it, Yang Meng thought for a long time, only felt that only the word "magnificence" could barely describe her temperament, she Once the whole person stands here, he is like a real Yujie!

"I want to see His Majesty first, why, can't I?"

Fuck domineering.

"Small doesn't mean that. Miss Tu said yes, of course." The nurse in charge buried her head lower in trepidation.

Tu Wanyang saw that Yang Meng was still looking up at him stupidly, and immediately smiled at her with crooked eyes. The effect was like plum blossoms blooming in the middle of winter, that beauty and fragrance.

Yang Meng also smiled silly, and confessed quietly in her heart: "Miss Sister Net

"She seemed to have made a mistake just now? Since you have to be punished, why don't you leave it to me." Tu Wanyang smiled and said to the nanny.

Are you in love...Gah! ?

The nurse in charge panicked: "Miss Tu, don't you still have to go to see His Majesty? It's more important to see His Majesty, and leave such trivial matters as teaching the maid to the servants."

Yang Meng nodded frantically.

"Helping His Majesty control the court ladies, how can it be said to be a trivial matter."

Yang Meng remembered what was said in the gossip just now, and she was about to cry.

Hey, Sister Yu is so scary, the system save me!

The author has something to say: Little Theater

Tu Wanyang: I am the Profound Nv of Nine Heavens

Chu Mo: I am Immortal Mo

System: I am Luna

A Li: They are all bosses, trembling

Chu Ran embraced Ah Li: Let me introduce you, he is the new queen

Tu Wanyang: Damn

Chu Mo: damn it

System: Fuck

Ah Li: Damn... wait, new job?So there is an ex?

Chu Ran∑(°△°|||)︴: This is a slip of the tongue, please listen to my explanation

Thanks to the two little angels for their nutrient solution irrigation! MUA~

Reader "Zi Ran", irrigation nutrient solution +2

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