Villain Transmigration Goddess [Quick Transmigration]

When Yan Xuhuan unlocked Weibo with her fingerprint, her facial muscles gradually became tense. May the Lord really be the best, and always refresh your imagination.

Personal Weibo account: Qianjin Lobster

The latest one has only five words, which is: You are a big idiot

The update time was at 22:25 last night.

Just looking at this Weibo, apart from these few words, we can see that Weizhi's work reveals the attributes of the brain and mental retardation of the person who started the word, and there is not much to eat.However, it was such a coincidence that last night, Han Lobster led people to express his admiration to the traffic niche Gu Yi in public. As a result, he was rejected coldly with trembling lips.

The video of Han Lobster showing love and being rejected went viral on the Internet, echoing the timing of the venting on Weibo. Everyone understands that the five words without naming names are scolding.

Therefore, the original owner, who is so heavenly and earthly, was firmly sent to the top of the hot search list and scolded.

[comment area]:

"Han Lobster, you're so ridiculous. Is it worthy of your discoloration?"

"Don't lie on the toilet, just take a look at what kind of virtue you have."

"You say you are so rich, why don't you go for plastic surgery? You go out blindly all day long, who are you trying to disgust?"

"You are a piece of trash, you are a big idiot, and your whole family is a big idiot."

"You're so hungry, should I take you to the zoo for a pairing? Oh, that's wrong, it should be put in the stinky pool, after all, you're a lobster!"

"It's purely a passer-by. It's not a sin to be ugly, and you don't need to go online and automatically substitute your words. Are you a little extreme when you scold me like this?"

"Damn it, where is the brainless fan coming out of the front, who the hell is online, she is an idiot, she is not blind, she is the first to scold others, why are we here to scold her?"

"Everyone who comes to scold the lobster give me a thumbs up, stand up."

"..."

The most powerful participator in the scolding battle is naturally Gu Yi's fan group, all of them are berserkers in the Internet, under the command of the fans, they can fight wherever they want, accurately, quickly and effectively.

Among them are a small number of fans of [Thousand Gold Entertainment] artists. They have long-standing grievances, and when they get the chance, they will go to it. The keyboard is crackling, and new comments are constantly pouring in.

There are even artists who are not clear-headed or who are not enthusiastic enough to take the lead in liking and commenting. Netizens from all walks of life are excited to see it, and follow the rhythm to curse and arrange.

In just one night, the original owner's Weibo brought out more than N related hot searches, and the popular artists also had a wave of exposure. Various companies announced and various self-media, looking for new entry points for hot searches and adding new ones The content is another wave of beautiful traffic.

At this moment, Yan Xuhuan's head was really hurting, and he raised his hand to rub his forehead.

System: "Boss, are you okay?"

Yan Xuhuan closed her eyes: "What do you think?" She couldn't help but sighed again, and said, "Personal safety is a problem."

System: "The original owner is accompanied by bodyguards all the time, so you don't have to worry too much."

Yan Xuhuan nodded. For unnecessary trouble, the two bodyguards had to be kept for use when they went out in the future.

On the first day of her new arrival, Yan Xuhuan didn't plan to go out, so she just stayed at home and didn't care about what would happen in the company.She made an appointment with the housekeeping company to clean the house, and wiped the corners of the small villa on the upper and lower floors.Supplies such as sofas, beds, clothes, and shoes were cleaned out one by one, and new ones were ordered according to personal preferences and body conditions.

After the last batch of equipment deliverers left, the room finally quieted down. The whole house was completely new, and the air was filled with a faint fragrance of flowers. Yan Xuhuan took a deep breath and let it out slowly, with a look of joy on his brows. "Finally it's for people to live in."

At this moment, I was in the mood to sit half cross-legged on the new carpet and lean against the sofa, roughly going through the next thing to do.

Losing weight is a must and a top priority.Others could bear this face, but Yan Xuhuan herself couldn't.Aside from the hot eyes, it is also very inconvenient to move. What if you have to run for your life in danger?It's really hard to imagine the funny scene of sweating profusely while running, and looking back, you seem to be in the same place.

System: "You can't tolerate the combination of beautiful women and fat people."

Yan Xuhuan: "Stop it, as long as you know it, you don't need to say it."

System: "Yes, you continue."

The original owner's obesity was not caused by congenital or local causes, but because of overeating, too much energy intake, and lack of exercise, which led to this extremely rich appearance.

Once you know the reason, you will know how to "prescribe" the right medicine.

To lose weight, you need to focus on both the inside and the outside, exercise on the outside, and diet on the inside.

In terms of exercise, you should not rush forward, you need to take it slowly according to your own acceptance, and you must not exercise too much and damage your body.The diet has a combination of meat and vegetables. It is necessary to fully absorb the vitamin B group that promotes the metabolism of fat and sugar, and then slowly reduce the amount of food with each meal.

You can also eat less and eat more, not only to comfort your appetite, but also to use the heat generated by eating to consume the calories accumulated in your body.The most important point is to ensure that the daily intake of nutrients can maintain the daily needs.

Supplemented with acupoint weight loss method, using acupuncture points and meridians of traditional Chinese medicine to push the abdomen, it can not only reduce abdominal fat, but also cure many chronic diseases. There are many benefits, and you can do it alone without the help of others.Every day when I lie in bed, I watch idol TV series and exercise secretly.

The main point route of this method is from the Huagai point between the two chests to the Qugu point on the lower abdomen.

Losing weight is something that everyone can do successfully. The premise is that you can control your mouth, open your hands and feet, and turn persistence into a habit.

There are no fat and ugly girls in the world, only girls who give up halfway and stare at the screen without twisting their waists.

As the saying goes, one fat ruins everything, and one white covers all ugliness.

When you are thin and white, you have stepped into the ranks of beautiful and lovely fairies.

Yan Xuhuan has decided to take at least three hours of slow exercise every day to increase the metabolic rate and burn calories like crazy.

This is an era where beauty is justice, and this is a circle where beauty is sexuality.Now that he has taken over from the original owner, he must not only complete his own mission, but also undergo a major transformation of the original owner's body.

This is a metamorphosis that benefits both people and ourselves.

So on this day, Yan Xuhuan didn't think about anything, either listening to music and drinking tea, or exercising.She needs today's buffer time to calm down and face the cyber attack in this world. Wrong, it is a physical attack that spreads into her life.

At six o'clock in the morning on the second day, Yan Xuhuan woke up systematically and started a day's life.Put on loose and bulky sportswear, and jog around the small villa on the green path.Every time the obese body moves, it is "shaking wildly".It didn't take long to sweat profusely, soaking the sportswear.

Sweat flowed into the eyes, astringent and painful, and the lacrimal glands were stimulated to gush out tears. Yan Xuhuan had to use the small bottle of mineral water he carried to clean his eyes carefully.The scene was both funny and sad.

This small-step jogging lasted for five or ten minutes. At the end, he was no longer trotting, but was dragging his fat body forward little by little with perseverance.

After returning to the house, he lay sprawled on the carpet regardless of his image, not wanting to move an inch.She has a new understanding of losing weight. The plan is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

System: "Boss, you've been lying down for 10 minutes, and it's time to take a shower."

Yan Xuhuan didn't move at all, and said, "Let me lie down for another minute, just one minute."

The system didn't talk, but the voice of "Didi" in Yan Xuhuan's mind sounded.

"Da." The sound was slightly heavier than Didi.

After Yan Xu heard this, she opened her eyes and struggled to get up.

"Plop, boom, hiss."

Yan Xuhuan's legs were so weak that they bent, and he fell back halfway. He accidentally knocked his head and gasped.

The system secretly suppressed a smile, it really has never seen the boss, there is such a sad time.Hahahaha, it's really too funny. Thinking about how charming she is, she is completely two extremes compared to this time.

well!Boss, you have today too! ! !Why do I look at you like this, inexplicably... very happy?Hahahahahaha...

Yan Xuhuan didn't know the internal activities of the system, so after a long sigh, she gritted her teeth and stood up slowly, moved to the bathroom and threw her body into the jacuzzi.After half an hour, I came out refreshed and tired.

Breakfast is a bowl of porridge with vegetables and a few pieces of fruit.After the meal, I changed from home clothes to a loose red casual outfit, and went to the garage with loose shoes. There were already two bodyguards waiting there, and the time was exactly 08:30 in the morning.

It took 10 minutes on the road to reach the CBD, and when I got downstairs to the company, before I got out of the car, a group of people suddenly appeared around me.There are young fans holding signs and banners, some of them are still wearing school uniforms, and they seem to have skipped class.

Of course, there are not good words or good words on the banners of the brand, but all kinds of abusive language.

Some other people are paparazzi with cameras, not far or near the little fans, waiting for today's hot search to come out.

The title is all thought out#The fans of the first-line superstar tear the CEO of entertainment by hand, why is this? "##千金lobster admires Gu Yi, is besieged by fans, ugly women don't deserve to have love? ##惊，Gu Yi fans beat people, the scene is extremely cruel#

Yan Xuhuan saw the group of clamoring children outside the car, and felt that they were cute and pitiful, full of enthusiasm, but a double-edged sword in the hands of others.

System: "Boss, do you want to go out?"

Yan Xuhuan nodded slightly, then turned to the bodyguard and said, "Get out of the car."

Under the cover of two bodyguards, Yan Xuhuan got out of the car smoothly, and an egg flew towards him.

"Pop, pop" the egg landed on the black umbrella that was propped up in an instant.

Yan Xuhuan had been prepared for a long time. When she was in the car, she saw a little girl with a ponytail holding two eggs in her hand. She didn't have to think about it, but she knew what it was for. The umbrella came out smoothly.

Seeing that the first "weapon" thrown failed, the little girl was about to look for a gap to throw the second egg, when she unexpectedly bumped into Yan Xuhuan's eyes, she was taken aback for a moment, and her whole body was astonished. Facing the enemy, his back straightened instantly.

That look is so scary, it pierces straight if there is any substance, the little girl doesn't know how to describe it, it just feels...feeling very flustered.He immediately looked away, holding the egg and not knowing what to do.

The other fans were startled by the black fan that suddenly opened. Seeing that Yan Xuhuan was prepared, they became even more angry, and immediately punched and kicked the two bodyguards.

Yan Xuhuan saw that the bodyguards who were obstructing him could not avoid him, a red mark appeared on his face, his eyes turned cold, and he said to the two of them calmly, "Don't be too gentle in your attack, as long as you don't cripple or die."

Although the voice was slow, it was resounding.The enthusiastic little fans shrank their heads when they saw the two bodyguards in full body, and their voices suddenly dropped a few decibels.

When the paparazzi behind saw this scene, they felt that the hot scene couldn't be torn apart, should they just go back like this?Impossible, as a paparazzi, how can I go back empty-handed? Let me walk up the live broadcast.

"Sister Xia, can you tell us who you were referring to in that sentence on Weibo the night before? Is it Gu Yi? Did you insult him because you were rejected because you showed love?"

Yan Xuhuan stood still, holding an umbrella on a sunny day, and said lazily, "Oh, are you talking about Weibo?"

The paparazzi nodded, waiting for Yan Xuhuan to give her the real hammer, and the little fans also pricked up their ears, staring at her, and there was no sound for a while.

"That Weibo post was made after I read a book."

Paparazzi and young fans: You are lying to ghosts, and you still feel emotional, and you don’t even blink when you lie.

This doesn't look like a daughter's lobster. Normally, she dares to act and speak out. She is very upright. Today, why does she feel that this taste is not right?

Paparazzi: "Then which book are you reading? It makes you feel so moved, and the language is amazing."

Yan Xuhuan rubbed his nose and said, "The title of the book is [Dasha and Ersha, who is the stupidest?]"

The barrage in the live broadcast room opened by the paparazzi floated through the rows: puff and laugh to death

Paparazzi, and little fans, feel that their IQ is being rubbed on the ground.He asked in amazement, "When telling lies, can you be more sincere?"

Yan Xuhuan tilted her head in confusion: "Is my appearance insincere?" As she spoke, she stretched her head towards the camera, and in an instant that overly fat face filled the entire screen.The photographer was so frightened that he stepped back several steps before stopping.

The barrage in the live broadcast room calls directly:

"My god, where did this pig's head come from? I thought she was cute just now. Who the hell can bear it all of a sudden?"

"I was so scared to death that I almost threw my phone in the toilet."

"Mom, someone scalded my eyes."

"Who gave you the courage to bring that face closer to the camera?"

"Han Lobster, I was frightened to have a heart attack, you stay with me, ah bah bah, I made a typo, and I will be compensated."

"Hahaha, the one in front made me laugh so hard, do you really think you have a heavy taste?"

"Actually... that... I suddenly discovered that Qianjin Lobster's skin is a bit too good, and the pores can't be seen when it's close to the camera! It seems that fat people are all white and tender."

......

The paparazzi sneered: "It's very sincere." Suddenly, I realized that it was still the same unabashed and outspoken daughter lobster as before...cute!

When the paparazzi wanted to ask some other questions, Yan Xuhuan said, "Remember to call me a fairy from now on, you know?"

As soon as the voice fell, the paparazzi, the little fans, and the netizens on the other side of the screen were all stunned, their eyes widened and they paused for breath, feeling a group of crows "croaking" flying over their heads.

All I could think about was: Is she serious?Hmm... Seeing her serious expression, she must be serious.

Then came out a sentence: I have never seen such a brazen person! ! !