Metaphysics save the entertainment industry
Chapter 88 A tragic comparison
Lu Xuan followed everyone's barrage to re-watch the content of the previously recorded program. After all, he only knew his own situation during the recording, not the situation of other guests.
Seeing it now, he realized that the task Qiao Youyou and Du Lin got was actually this.
When everyone laughed, he couldn't help laughing while clutching his stomach.
"Oops, I'm out of breath."
In just a moment, Lu Xuan changed from laughing while holding his stomach to feeling uncomfortable while holding his stomach.
"Let me rub it for you." Yan Ruyu sat aside, seeing Lu Xuan clutching his belly, he stretched out his hand.
"It's okay, I'll take it easy." Lu Xuan waved his hands, squatted on the ground and covered his stomach, trying to slow himself down.
"Lu Xuan, are you free now?" When Su Shi came up, he saw Yan Ruyu squatting on the ground clutching his belly, "What are you two doing?"
"The two of us didn't do anything, don't be fooled!" Lu Xuan said unhappily, with his hands propped on the chair, he managed to recover, panting and looking at Su Shi, "What's the matter, sir?"
Su Shi looked at him, and silently took two steps back: "I'm even more skeptical if you're like this."
Lu Xuan was helpless, rubbed his stomach and stood up: "I just lost my temper from laughing, okay?"
"Okay," Su Shi nodded, and looked at Yan Ruyu, seeing that he had no intention of explaining at all, smiled and looked at Lu Xuan again, "Draw a few more talismans for me."
"The previous talismans are used up?" Lu Xuan was surprised.
Su Shi nodded directly: "Well, it's a little troublesome."
"Oh," Lu Xuan looked at him with doubts in his heart, but after thinking about it, he didn't ask too much. He shouldn't meddle in the affairs of the underworld, "I'll go get the talisman."
With that said, Lu Xuan walked to his room.
After confirming that Lu Xuan had returned to the room, Su Shi looked at Yan Ruyu: "The yin energy on your body is getting heavier and heavier, and the previous yang energy can no longer be used."
Yan Ruyu clenched her hand tightly: "Mister, did you see it?"
Su Shi snorted: "If I can't even see this problem with you, wouldn't I have spent so many years in the underworld for nothing?"
Yan Ruyu looked at him: "Sir, is there a way?"
"How?" Su Shi raised his eyebrows, and spread his hands again, "What can I do? Have you forgotten that I am a ghost, and the most important thing in a ghost is yin energy, and the most important thing in your body is yin energy."
Yan Ruyu's clenched hands loosened: "Is there really no other way?"
"You know this very well yourself, otherwise you would have said it long ago, instead of waiting for me to expose it." Su Shi looked at him.
"En." Yan Ruyu nodded.
Su Shi looked at Yan Ruyu's appearance again: "You are also very strange, you are obviously a normal living person, why is there so much yin in your body?"
Yan Ruyu shook her head: "I don't know."
Su Shi looked at him and nodded: "That's right, you are an ordinary person, and your ability in this area is not as strong as Xiao Xuan'er. It's normal if you don't know."
When Yan Ruyu heard this, she couldn't help but ask again: "Sir, if the effect of suppressing Yang Qi completely fails, it will be to me..."
Su Shi raised his eyebrows: "You want to ask how this will affect you?"
Yan Ruyu nodded: "Yes."
"I don't know about that. If you ask me if Yin Qi is good for me, it must be good for me. As for you, you are an ordinary human being, and you are a living human being. Under normal circumstances, Yin Qi should not It’s so heavy, but the suppression of yang qi fails, and the overflow of yin qi is good or bad for you, I don’t know, it also depends on your situation.”
Su Shi never jumps to conclusions about things he is not sure of, so what he said is ambiguous.
Yan Ruyu was helpless, and knew that this was probably the best answer he could get, at least it wouldn't overturn his future.
"What are you two talking about?" Lu Xuan took out the talisman, and saw the two standing face to face.
"It's nothing, are the talismans enough?" Su Shi looked at the talisman in Lu Xuan's hand.
"Fortunately, although this talisman is more complicated, it's not too difficult, but I didn't expect it to consume so much, I will draw more when I have time later." Lu Xuan handed the talisman to Su Shi's hand inside.
Su Shi took the talisman with a smile: "It's more convenient for you to do this."
Lu Xuan smiled and remembered something: "Sir, where is the panda from before?"
Hearing this, the smile on Su Shi's face froze, and then he showed a look of loss: "If you take it away, you can't keep it, my bowl!"
"So...?" Lu Xuan asked in a low voice.
"I was carried away." Su Shi said sadly.
"Who took it away?" Lu Xuan asked, knowing who took it away, he still has a place to look for bowls later.
"I don't know." Su Shi shook his head.
"I don't know???" Lu Xuan was even more confused.
Su Shi looked at him and said bitterly: "Maybe today is Emperor Wu, tomorrow is Li Bai, and the day after tomorrow is Du Fu. Maybe Lu Ban will play with him for a few more days. There are so many ghosts in the underworld. When will it be my turn?"
Lu Xuan looked at Su Shi's resentful eyes, and thought about what he said, he couldn't laugh or cry: "I didn't take him away, sir, it's useless to see me."
"Is it your fault that the panda cub you brought back is greedy for me and won't let me hold it?" Su Shi's eyes were even more resentful, full of sadness that he couldn't hold a panda.
Lu Xuan... was speechless.
After thinking about it, he still thought of an important question that needs attention: "So when can I see Li Bai?"
Su Shi walked away instantly: "Farewell!"
For ghosts, whether to leave or not is a matter of minutes. Lu Xuan watched Su Shi leave, but couldn't catch him, and sighed helplessly: "Are you jealous?"
"Why are you jealous?" Yan Ruyu asked.
"That's right..." Lu Xuan was stunned for a moment, and pointed in the direction Su Shi left, "Does Su Shi blame us for not calling him Da Da, and only thinks of Li Bai Da Da, so he is jealous?"
"Us?" Yan Ruyu raised an eyebrow.
"That's right, us," Lu Xuan thought Yan Ruyu wanted to get away alone, and glared at him, "We are grasshoppers on the same rope, don't even think about running alone."
Yan Ruyu laughed: "Aren't you brothers before? Why are you now a grasshopper?"
"Is it different? Anyway, we are on the same front." Lu Xuan said immediately, and asked confidently.
Seeing Lu Xuanli's upright look, Yan Ruyu nodded along: "Well, it's the same, it's what you say."
"That's right, we are on the same front," Lu Xuan said, stunned for a moment, and looked at Yan Ruyu blankly, "What were we talking about just now?"
Yan Ruyu laughed again: "I'm afraid Su Shi is too embarrassed to tell Li Bai, but anyway, as long as Li Bai does not reincarnate, there is always a chance to see him."
"That's true," Lu Xuan nodded, temporarily putting aside his obsession to see Li Baida, "continue watching the show."
As the show continued, Lu Xuan and Yan Ruyu were tricked by Su Shi, who asked them to hold hands and let people say "you guys did it". Naturally, a series of things happened after that, and the audience couldn't help but send "hahahahaha ".
Then there are Qiao Youyou and Du Lin. Although the two are just sitting there, sometimes they are chatting when the camera passes, and sometimes the two find a chess game from nowhere. It's time to drink tea slowly.
It seems that there is no joke, but as long as the background music is always on, the audience can't help but send barrage.
Basically, each shot of two people may be two or three minutes, maybe three or four minutes, but the background music is always there, and the two lines of lyrics are always repeated, so that the barrage sometimes goes crazy.
"My ghost CP is so calm..."
"I think they are not calm, otherwise they can play chess for an hour."
"It makes sense, but I'm speechless..."
"Suddenly felt that the person who said he was not calm might be the truth..."
Relatively speaking, Ji Yuqing and Chengsha's jokes were not mainly on the two of them, but on the tourists who were watching.
After all, the two are real couples, and they are at the meeting point for the next mission, so their mission is to follow the instructions of fifty tourists and take fifty different photos.
Ever since, the two experienced the "photo curse". The poses of the fifty photos were all kinds of strange, especially the tourists' requests. Fly in the middle.
"Fifty photos, the program team is really crazy 2333333"
And in the later interview, which was specially included in the interview video in the middle of the program, the two also complained about this unfair treatment.
"Why do we have to do more missions at the meeting point for the next mission?"
"I'd rather go to the Panda Base."
As she said that, Cheng Sha looked at Ji Yuqing sadly: "Why did you come here, how good is it for me to go to the Panda Base?"
Ji Yuqing was helpless: "When I arrived, Lu Xuan had already entered the panda base, and I only found out later that when I arrived, Lu Xuan was actually at the door, so he just left me and ran away, it's not enough brother!"
Cheng Sha complained about Ji Yuqing, and Ji Yuqing strongly condemned Lu Xuan. The excitement of the later interview showed how hard they were during the previous recording.
At this moment, the interview host of the program group said again: "Do you know that the task of Yan Ruyu and Lu Xuan is to hold hands and let ten people tell them 'You guys did it'?"
"Really?" Both of them said in unison.
"Hmm." It was still the host's voice.
"Then I really want to watch it, but it's a pity I'm not at the scene," Cheng Sha sighed, with a regretful expression on her face, and clenched her fists again, "You must watch the live broadcast."
Ji Yuqing...he was pretending he didn't hear anything.
The audience burst into "hahahahaha" again. Probably from the beginning to the end of the show, the audience's laughter never stopped.
Not long after, another video of Qiao Youyou and Du Lin being interviewed was broadcast.
Qiao Youyou: "At that time, I wish my ears were broken."
Du Lin: "It's really a bit...unacceptable."
Qiao Youyou: "Until now, the melody of those two sentences is still in my mind, it's simply poisonous."
Du Lin: "Well... the same."
The last is the interview with Lu Xuan and Yan Ruyu.
Lu Xuan: "Wow, Gun Gun is really cute, especially the one I'm holding, I stole it!"
Yan Ruyu: "I picked it up."
Lu Xuan: "Okay, Teacher Yan said he picked it up, so he picked it up, everyone, don't tell it, otherwise what will the country do if it finds me?"
Yan Ruyu: "The recording of this episode went very smoothly."
Audience.
"Emmmm, this contrast, this style of painting, I can't help but put some wax on the other two teams."
"I #如御如玄# pull hatred hahahahahaha"
"Stolen, picked up? I believe it! So, can the panda base really pick up pandas? Wait online, it's very urgent!"
Seeing it now, he realized that the task Qiao Youyou and Du Lin got was actually this.
When everyone laughed, he couldn't help laughing while clutching his stomach.
"Oops, I'm out of breath."
In just a moment, Lu Xuan changed from laughing while holding his stomach to feeling uncomfortable while holding his stomach.
"Let me rub it for you." Yan Ruyu sat aside, seeing Lu Xuan clutching his belly, he stretched out his hand.
"It's okay, I'll take it easy." Lu Xuan waved his hands, squatted on the ground and covered his stomach, trying to slow himself down.
"Lu Xuan, are you free now?" When Su Shi came up, he saw Yan Ruyu squatting on the ground clutching his belly, "What are you two doing?"
"The two of us didn't do anything, don't be fooled!" Lu Xuan said unhappily, with his hands propped on the chair, he managed to recover, panting and looking at Su Shi, "What's the matter, sir?"
Su Shi looked at him, and silently took two steps back: "I'm even more skeptical if you're like this."
Lu Xuan was helpless, rubbed his stomach and stood up: "I just lost my temper from laughing, okay?"
"Okay," Su Shi nodded, and looked at Yan Ruyu, seeing that he had no intention of explaining at all, smiled and looked at Lu Xuan again, "Draw a few more talismans for me."
"The previous talismans are used up?" Lu Xuan was surprised.
Su Shi nodded directly: "Well, it's a little troublesome."
"Oh," Lu Xuan looked at him with doubts in his heart, but after thinking about it, he didn't ask too much. He shouldn't meddle in the affairs of the underworld, "I'll go get the talisman."
With that said, Lu Xuan walked to his room.
After confirming that Lu Xuan had returned to the room, Su Shi looked at Yan Ruyu: "The yin energy on your body is getting heavier and heavier, and the previous yang energy can no longer be used."
Yan Ruyu clenched her hand tightly: "Mister, did you see it?"
Su Shi snorted: "If I can't even see this problem with you, wouldn't I have spent so many years in the underworld for nothing?"
Yan Ruyu looked at him: "Sir, is there a way?"
"How?" Su Shi raised his eyebrows, and spread his hands again, "What can I do? Have you forgotten that I am a ghost, and the most important thing in a ghost is yin energy, and the most important thing in your body is yin energy."
Yan Ruyu's clenched hands loosened: "Is there really no other way?"
"You know this very well yourself, otherwise you would have said it long ago, instead of waiting for me to expose it." Su Shi looked at him.
"En." Yan Ruyu nodded.
Su Shi looked at Yan Ruyu's appearance again: "You are also very strange, you are obviously a normal living person, why is there so much yin in your body?"
Yan Ruyu shook her head: "I don't know."
Su Shi looked at him and nodded: "That's right, you are an ordinary person, and your ability in this area is not as strong as Xiao Xuan'er. It's normal if you don't know."
When Yan Ruyu heard this, she couldn't help but ask again: "Sir, if the effect of suppressing Yang Qi completely fails, it will be to me..."
Su Shi raised his eyebrows: "You want to ask how this will affect you?"
Yan Ruyu nodded: "Yes."
"I don't know about that. If you ask me if Yin Qi is good for me, it must be good for me. As for you, you are an ordinary human being, and you are a living human being. Under normal circumstances, Yin Qi should not It’s so heavy, but the suppression of yang qi fails, and the overflow of yin qi is good or bad for you, I don’t know, it also depends on your situation.”
Su Shi never jumps to conclusions about things he is not sure of, so what he said is ambiguous.
Yan Ruyu was helpless, and knew that this was probably the best answer he could get, at least it wouldn't overturn his future.
"What are you two talking about?" Lu Xuan took out the talisman, and saw the two standing face to face.
"It's nothing, are the talismans enough?" Su Shi looked at the talisman in Lu Xuan's hand.
"Fortunately, although this talisman is more complicated, it's not too difficult, but I didn't expect it to consume so much, I will draw more when I have time later." Lu Xuan handed the talisman to Su Shi's hand inside.
Su Shi took the talisman with a smile: "It's more convenient for you to do this."
Lu Xuan smiled and remembered something: "Sir, where is the panda from before?"
Hearing this, the smile on Su Shi's face froze, and then he showed a look of loss: "If you take it away, you can't keep it, my bowl!"
"So...?" Lu Xuan asked in a low voice.
"I was carried away." Su Shi said sadly.
"Who took it away?" Lu Xuan asked, knowing who took it away, he still has a place to look for bowls later.
"I don't know." Su Shi shook his head.
"I don't know???" Lu Xuan was even more confused.
Su Shi looked at him and said bitterly: "Maybe today is Emperor Wu, tomorrow is Li Bai, and the day after tomorrow is Du Fu. Maybe Lu Ban will play with him for a few more days. There are so many ghosts in the underworld. When will it be my turn?"
Lu Xuan looked at Su Shi's resentful eyes, and thought about what he said, he couldn't laugh or cry: "I didn't take him away, sir, it's useless to see me."
"Is it your fault that the panda cub you brought back is greedy for me and won't let me hold it?" Su Shi's eyes were even more resentful, full of sadness that he couldn't hold a panda.
Lu Xuan... was speechless.
After thinking about it, he still thought of an important question that needs attention: "So when can I see Li Bai?"
Su Shi walked away instantly: "Farewell!"
For ghosts, whether to leave or not is a matter of minutes. Lu Xuan watched Su Shi leave, but couldn't catch him, and sighed helplessly: "Are you jealous?"
"Why are you jealous?" Yan Ruyu asked.
"That's right..." Lu Xuan was stunned for a moment, and pointed in the direction Su Shi left, "Does Su Shi blame us for not calling him Da Da, and only thinks of Li Bai Da Da, so he is jealous?"
"Us?" Yan Ruyu raised an eyebrow.
"That's right, us," Lu Xuan thought Yan Ruyu wanted to get away alone, and glared at him, "We are grasshoppers on the same rope, don't even think about running alone."
Yan Ruyu laughed: "Aren't you brothers before? Why are you now a grasshopper?"
"Is it different? Anyway, we are on the same front." Lu Xuan said immediately, and asked confidently.
Seeing Lu Xuanli's upright look, Yan Ruyu nodded along: "Well, it's the same, it's what you say."
"That's right, we are on the same front," Lu Xuan said, stunned for a moment, and looked at Yan Ruyu blankly, "What were we talking about just now?"
Yan Ruyu laughed again: "I'm afraid Su Shi is too embarrassed to tell Li Bai, but anyway, as long as Li Bai does not reincarnate, there is always a chance to see him."
"That's true," Lu Xuan nodded, temporarily putting aside his obsession to see Li Baida, "continue watching the show."
As the show continued, Lu Xuan and Yan Ruyu were tricked by Su Shi, who asked them to hold hands and let people say "you guys did it". Naturally, a series of things happened after that, and the audience couldn't help but send "hahahahaha ".
Then there are Qiao Youyou and Du Lin. Although the two are just sitting there, sometimes they are chatting when the camera passes, and sometimes the two find a chess game from nowhere. It's time to drink tea slowly.
It seems that there is no joke, but as long as the background music is always on, the audience can't help but send barrage.
Basically, each shot of two people may be two or three minutes, maybe three or four minutes, but the background music is always there, and the two lines of lyrics are always repeated, so that the barrage sometimes goes crazy.
"My ghost CP is so calm..."
"I think they are not calm, otherwise they can play chess for an hour."
"It makes sense, but I'm speechless..."
"Suddenly felt that the person who said he was not calm might be the truth..."
Relatively speaking, Ji Yuqing and Chengsha's jokes were not mainly on the two of them, but on the tourists who were watching.
After all, the two are real couples, and they are at the meeting point for the next mission, so their mission is to follow the instructions of fifty tourists and take fifty different photos.
Ever since, the two experienced the "photo curse". The poses of the fifty photos were all kinds of strange, especially the tourists' requests. Fly in the middle.
"Fifty photos, the program team is really crazy 2333333"
And in the later interview, which was specially included in the interview video in the middle of the program, the two also complained about this unfair treatment.
"Why do we have to do more missions at the meeting point for the next mission?"
"I'd rather go to the Panda Base."
As she said that, Cheng Sha looked at Ji Yuqing sadly: "Why did you come here, how good is it for me to go to the Panda Base?"
Ji Yuqing was helpless: "When I arrived, Lu Xuan had already entered the panda base, and I only found out later that when I arrived, Lu Xuan was actually at the door, so he just left me and ran away, it's not enough brother!"
Cheng Sha complained about Ji Yuqing, and Ji Yuqing strongly condemned Lu Xuan. The excitement of the later interview showed how hard they were during the previous recording.
At this moment, the interview host of the program group said again: "Do you know that the task of Yan Ruyu and Lu Xuan is to hold hands and let ten people tell them 'You guys did it'?"
"Really?" Both of them said in unison.
"Hmm." It was still the host's voice.
"Then I really want to watch it, but it's a pity I'm not at the scene," Cheng Sha sighed, with a regretful expression on her face, and clenched her fists again, "You must watch the live broadcast."
Ji Yuqing...he was pretending he didn't hear anything.
The audience burst into "hahahahaha" again. Probably from the beginning to the end of the show, the audience's laughter never stopped.
Not long after, another video of Qiao Youyou and Du Lin being interviewed was broadcast.
Qiao Youyou: "At that time, I wish my ears were broken."
Du Lin: "It's really a bit...unacceptable."
Qiao Youyou: "Until now, the melody of those two sentences is still in my mind, it's simply poisonous."
Du Lin: "Well... the same."
The last is the interview with Lu Xuan and Yan Ruyu.
Lu Xuan: "Wow, Gun Gun is really cute, especially the one I'm holding, I stole it!"
Yan Ruyu: "I picked it up."
Lu Xuan: "Okay, Teacher Yan said he picked it up, so he picked it up, everyone, don't tell it, otherwise what will the country do if it finds me?"
Yan Ruyu: "The recording of this episode went very smoothly."
Audience.
"Emmmm, this contrast, this style of painting, I can't help but put some wax on the other two teams."
"I #如御如玄# pull hatred hahahahahaha"
"Stolen, picked up? I believe it! So, can the panda base really pick up pandas? Wait online, it's very urgent!"
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