Metaphysics save the entertainment industry
Chapter 76 Choking Operation
The audience was dumbfounded at first, and then suddenly burst into laughter.
This is what the program group wanted to create. Seeing that there were good laughs at the scene, I also had confidence in the ratings of the program when it was broadcast.
Whether it is the audience in the audience or the staff of the program group, they are very satisfied with the current effect. For them, whether the contestants can recite the full text is not important, what is important is the laughing point.
It's just that when everyone is laughing, someone who is participating in the game still has a calm face.
Except for some emotional fluctuations in the poems about Li Bai recited at the beginning, the subsequent recitations are all recited with a calm look.
When everyone reacted, he didn't know how many songs he had recited.
"It's amazing..." Someone in the audience couldn't help but make a sound.
"That's right, I haven't stopped memorizing from just now. I'm afraid I have memorized all of Du Fu's poems?"
"Brilliant."
The contestant performed well, of course the program team was happy, but this contestant happened to be an ordinary person, and judging by the momentum, it seemed that it could last for a long time.
And except for the first few poems about Li Bai, most of the following poems are unknown to many people.
Even the staff who read the title of the poem no longer read the lines of the poem, but simply reported the title of the poem.
The two sides seemed to be at a stalemate.
Until the contestants of the other two groups speak out.
"We concede defeat."
Hearing this, the program team breathed a sigh of relief and quickly announced the result.
Du Fu... still has something to say.
When Du Fu came down from the stage, Lu Xuan couldn't help asking: "Sir, did you really write down all the poems?"
Even if you write everything by yourself, it is a skill to be able to write it down.
Lu Xuan felt that he did not have this ability, so he couldn't help but ask Du Fu.
Du Fu glanced at him and said casually, "They didn't read the content later."
Lu Xuan: "...so?"
Du Fu responded indifferently: "I really can't remember it. I can redo it on the spot. Anyway, it's almost the same."
Lu Xuan: ...
So there is still a barrier between ordinary people and big guys. Looking at the difference, if ordinary people can't recite it, but big guys can't recite it... and they can do it on the spot, then he really has nothing to say.
After the day's program recording ended, everyone returned to the hotel.
As soon as he opened the door of his hotel room, Lu Xuan took a step back and wanted to close the door again, pretending that he had never been here.
"It's all here, why run?" A voice came from the door.
Lu Xuan smiled wryly, pulled Yan Ruyu who was walking by him, and said in a low voice, "The bosses are here."
"Bosses?" Yan Ruyu asked, looking into the room.
"Let's go, let's talk," Lu Xuan held Yan Ruyu's hand, then looked back at the staff not far away, "We still have something to do, you guys go to rest first."
After speaking, he dragged Yan Ruyu into the house, and closed the door by the way.
As soon as the two of them entered the room, voices came from inside.
"You can go, the panda stays!"
"For the panda???" Lu Xuan thought that something big had happened.
As soon as he said this, he was immediately despised.
"Not for pandas, but for you?"
Lu Xuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and had no choice but to bite the bullet and nod: "It's true."
Saying so, he picked up the panda from Yan Ruyu's arms and put it on the bed.
The panda, who had been sleeping during the day, woke up suddenly after being put on the bed, and looked at the strange environment with wide eyes.
"Hmm~"
It gave a low cry, then turned over on the bed, with its short legs supporting the soft quilt, but it lost its strength, and turned back again, lying on its back on the bed, eyes open innocently.
"Ah."
"I... take it away first."
Su Shi quickly stepped forward, picked up the panda, and disappeared into the room in an instant.
The remaining Wu Zetian couple and Li Qingzhao couple looked at each other, and disappeared into the room without saying a word.
After everyone left, Shen Wansan suddenly appeared in the room.
"Where's the panda?"
Lu Xuan: "...Mr. Su Shi took him away."
"Hey, I can't afford to offend you!" Shen Wansan let out a long sigh, and disappeared into the room in an instant.
So the hotel room, which was still crowded before, suddenly became much empty.
"You're so angry, it's amazing to be able to teleport." Lu Xuan said angrily, and couldn't help complaining to Yan Ruyu.
Yan Ruyu laughed: "It's okay, I will return it."
Lu Xuan sighed: "The charm of pandas, my panda!!!"
As he spoke, he couldn't help but took out his phone and posted a Weibo.
Lu Xuan V: The panda was snatched away by Su Shi, so I strongly condemn it! @我真是Su Shi
Not long after he posted Weibo, Tang Qiu forwarded his Weibo.
Tang Qiu V: Really? ? ?Where? ? ? //@Luxuan
Lu Xuan V: Is this the point?Shouldn't you comfort me? //@ Tang Qiu
Tang Qiu V: Oh, how are you?It should be fine, recording the show.So... what about pandas? //@Luxuan
At this time of night, it happened to be the time when many people were free to browse Weibo, so the conversation between the two was quickly noticed.
"The agent's focus is wrong, right? 2333333"
"So... where's the panda? [Dog head]"
"So... where's the panda? [Dog head] +1"
……
"2333333, I didn't say it earlier, it was taken away by Su Shi."
"Oh oh oh oh, hurry up... Expose it! @我真是Su Shi"
"Emmm, when you hear the notification on Weibo, you know it's a moth coming out of Moments, but... I don't really understand the mentality of you people who snatch a toy panda [狗头]"
"Upstairs hahahahaha, I'm probably idle and bored..."
While Weibo was buzzing, Tang Qiu received a call.
"Mr. Shen? I don't know what's your business?" Tang Qiu, who was looking at Weibo and smiling not long ago, immediately sank when she heard the phone call. If she had a choice, she really didn't like dealing with Shen Wen.
On the other end of the phone, Shen Wen looked at Shen Rong whose situation was getting worse and worse, and his face was also very ugly.
He has always been used to being proud, and the last thing he likes to do is beg for help, but at this moment he can't do without begging.
"Miss Tang, I want to meet Lu Xuan."
"Meet Lu Xuan?" Tang Qiu smiled, "Mr. Shen was joking, Mr. Shen asked Lu Xuan out to meet you a few times before, didn't you meet them all? Just to be honest, even if Mr. Shen is rich and powerful, he can't mess around Ah, Lu Xuan is also very busy."
Shen Wen took a deep breath: "So I called you and wanted to make another appointment with Lu Xuan."
Tang Qiu pondered for a moment: "What Mr. Shen means this time is..."
She could clearly feel that Shen Wen's attitude was different from before.
"Please..." Shen Wen rubbed the center of his brows, "I hope Mr. Lu Xuan can help me. I will try my best to satisfy Mr. Lu Xuan's request."
"Mr. Shen, are you kidding..." Tang Qiu smiled, who would have thought that Shen Wen, who had refused to admit defeat before, would take the initiative to beg for mercy.
"I never joke," Shen Wen said with a tired face, "Miss Tang, please convey to Mr. Lu Xuan, please ask Mr. Lu Xuan to help, Shen Wen is very grateful."
Hearing Shen Wen speak in such a tone, Tang Qiu was also a little dazed.
When she first received the call, she still thought that she must reject Shen Wen with righteous words, but now that Shen Wen said so, it was difficult for her to refuse. This matter can be big or small, and it still has to be decided by Lu Xuan himself.
Thinking of this, Tang Qiu didn't directly reject Shen Wen, but said, "I'll tell Lu Xuan, but I can't guarantee that he will definitely nod and agree."
"Okay, sorry to trouble Miss Tang, I still have something to do here, so hang up first."
"Mmm...mm." Tang Qiu agreed, but was surprised that Shen Wen had to say something before hanging up the phone.
But after hanging up the phone here, Tang Qiu immediately called Lu Xuan and briefly explained Shen Wen's request.
Lu Xuan, who received the call over there, was also a little surprised: "Shen Rong's situation is getting serious instead, shouldn't it be?"
"I don't know what's going on," Tang Qiu said, "Look at Shen Wen?"
"Let's just leave him alone and see the situation. Shen Wen doesn't seem to be in such a hurry. At least Shen Rong's situation should not be that serious." Lu Xuan said, he couldn't do it, but he wouldn't do it either. Rush to be Lei Feng.
Shen Wen had humiliated him several times before, but he still hasn't recovered.
"Okay, then I won't reply to Shen Wen for the time being." Tang Qiu replied.
Here the two discussed and made a decision, while on the other side, a certain group became lively again.
29, the 003th generation descendant of Daozong: Shen Wen issued a mission, saying that Shen Rong's condition is serious.
006, the sixteenth generation descendant of Tiandizong: According to what I have seen before, if nothing happens, Shen Rong's condition will not get worse.
"That was an accident."
"Didn't this matter be handed over to Lu Xuan? He hasn't solved it yet?"
"Oh, yes, there seems to be no news about that Lu Xuan recently."
"When are we going to organize a conference or something?"
"what?"
"Invite Lu Xuan here and take a group photo."
"Can you invite Yan Ruyu too? I like Yan Ruyu better!"
"Chasing the stars out of the group, they all say not to drag the juniors in!"
"Hehe, I don't know who the person who died and lived for a certain actress before?!"
"Who will die or live for the actress?!"
"Junior? Who are you talking about?"
"Emmmmm, my eyes are lame, little uncle, I was wrong, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
"Speaking of Lu Xuan's depth, you haven't found out yet?"
"Not yet."
"I searched all the classics in the sect, and there is no record of Xuanmen at all."
"Not at all? So strange? Even if it is a hermit sect, there should be some records. Since Lu Xuan claims to be a Taoist and has such abilities, he shouldn't disappear completely."
"Perhaps we can hold a metaphysics exchange meeting as the juniors have said, and invite Lu Xuan to participate in the name of the meeting. Maybe we can try his proficiency."
"This method is very good, this matter will trouble Daozong."
29, the 003th generation descendant of Daozong: Yes.
The group was quiet for a while.
for a long time.
"So can I really see Lu Xuan?"
"Sleep fast!"
"...Uncle, let me ask the last question, fellow Taoists in the group, has anyone followed Lu Xuan's Weibo today? The panda he photographed was not really picked up from the panda base, right? It looks like real?"
"Recently, it seems that a panda cub has indeed passed away due to illness..."
"So it's true (⊙o⊙)?"
"Ci'ao... envy!!!"
"envy……"
"Hate TAT..."
This is what the program group wanted to create. Seeing that there were good laughs at the scene, I also had confidence in the ratings of the program when it was broadcast.
Whether it is the audience in the audience or the staff of the program group, they are very satisfied with the current effect. For them, whether the contestants can recite the full text is not important, what is important is the laughing point.
It's just that when everyone is laughing, someone who is participating in the game still has a calm face.
Except for some emotional fluctuations in the poems about Li Bai recited at the beginning, the subsequent recitations are all recited with a calm look.
When everyone reacted, he didn't know how many songs he had recited.
"It's amazing..." Someone in the audience couldn't help but make a sound.
"That's right, I haven't stopped memorizing from just now. I'm afraid I have memorized all of Du Fu's poems?"
"Brilliant."
The contestant performed well, of course the program team was happy, but this contestant happened to be an ordinary person, and judging by the momentum, it seemed that it could last for a long time.
And except for the first few poems about Li Bai, most of the following poems are unknown to many people.
Even the staff who read the title of the poem no longer read the lines of the poem, but simply reported the title of the poem.
The two sides seemed to be at a stalemate.
Until the contestants of the other two groups speak out.
"We concede defeat."
Hearing this, the program team breathed a sigh of relief and quickly announced the result.
Du Fu... still has something to say.
When Du Fu came down from the stage, Lu Xuan couldn't help asking: "Sir, did you really write down all the poems?"
Even if you write everything by yourself, it is a skill to be able to write it down.
Lu Xuan felt that he did not have this ability, so he couldn't help but ask Du Fu.
Du Fu glanced at him and said casually, "They didn't read the content later."
Lu Xuan: "...so?"
Du Fu responded indifferently: "I really can't remember it. I can redo it on the spot. Anyway, it's almost the same."
Lu Xuan: ...
So there is still a barrier between ordinary people and big guys. Looking at the difference, if ordinary people can't recite it, but big guys can't recite it... and they can do it on the spot, then he really has nothing to say.
After the day's program recording ended, everyone returned to the hotel.
As soon as he opened the door of his hotel room, Lu Xuan took a step back and wanted to close the door again, pretending that he had never been here.
"It's all here, why run?" A voice came from the door.
Lu Xuan smiled wryly, pulled Yan Ruyu who was walking by him, and said in a low voice, "The bosses are here."
"Bosses?" Yan Ruyu asked, looking into the room.
"Let's go, let's talk," Lu Xuan held Yan Ruyu's hand, then looked back at the staff not far away, "We still have something to do, you guys go to rest first."
After speaking, he dragged Yan Ruyu into the house, and closed the door by the way.
As soon as the two of them entered the room, voices came from inside.
"You can go, the panda stays!"
"For the panda???" Lu Xuan thought that something big had happened.
As soon as he said this, he was immediately despised.
"Not for pandas, but for you?"
Lu Xuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and had no choice but to bite the bullet and nod: "It's true."
Saying so, he picked up the panda from Yan Ruyu's arms and put it on the bed.
The panda, who had been sleeping during the day, woke up suddenly after being put on the bed, and looked at the strange environment with wide eyes.
"Hmm~"
It gave a low cry, then turned over on the bed, with its short legs supporting the soft quilt, but it lost its strength, and turned back again, lying on its back on the bed, eyes open innocently.
"Ah."
"I... take it away first."
Su Shi quickly stepped forward, picked up the panda, and disappeared into the room in an instant.
The remaining Wu Zetian couple and Li Qingzhao couple looked at each other, and disappeared into the room without saying a word.
After everyone left, Shen Wansan suddenly appeared in the room.
"Where's the panda?"
Lu Xuan: "...Mr. Su Shi took him away."
"Hey, I can't afford to offend you!" Shen Wansan let out a long sigh, and disappeared into the room in an instant.
So the hotel room, which was still crowded before, suddenly became much empty.
"You're so angry, it's amazing to be able to teleport." Lu Xuan said angrily, and couldn't help complaining to Yan Ruyu.
Yan Ruyu laughed: "It's okay, I will return it."
Lu Xuan sighed: "The charm of pandas, my panda!!!"
As he spoke, he couldn't help but took out his phone and posted a Weibo.
Lu Xuan V: The panda was snatched away by Su Shi, so I strongly condemn it! @我真是Su Shi
Not long after he posted Weibo, Tang Qiu forwarded his Weibo.
Tang Qiu V: Really? ? ?Where? ? ? //@Luxuan
Lu Xuan V: Is this the point?Shouldn't you comfort me? //@ Tang Qiu
Tang Qiu V: Oh, how are you?It should be fine, recording the show.So... what about pandas? //@Luxuan
At this time of night, it happened to be the time when many people were free to browse Weibo, so the conversation between the two was quickly noticed.
"The agent's focus is wrong, right? 2333333"
"So... where's the panda? [Dog head]"
"So... where's the panda? [Dog head] +1"
……
"2333333, I didn't say it earlier, it was taken away by Su Shi."
"Oh oh oh oh, hurry up... Expose it! @我真是Su Shi"
"Emmm, when you hear the notification on Weibo, you know it's a moth coming out of Moments, but... I don't really understand the mentality of you people who snatch a toy panda [狗头]"
"Upstairs hahahahaha, I'm probably idle and bored..."
While Weibo was buzzing, Tang Qiu received a call.
"Mr. Shen? I don't know what's your business?" Tang Qiu, who was looking at Weibo and smiling not long ago, immediately sank when she heard the phone call. If she had a choice, she really didn't like dealing with Shen Wen.
On the other end of the phone, Shen Wen looked at Shen Rong whose situation was getting worse and worse, and his face was also very ugly.
He has always been used to being proud, and the last thing he likes to do is beg for help, but at this moment he can't do without begging.
"Miss Tang, I want to meet Lu Xuan."
"Meet Lu Xuan?" Tang Qiu smiled, "Mr. Shen was joking, Mr. Shen asked Lu Xuan out to meet you a few times before, didn't you meet them all? Just to be honest, even if Mr. Shen is rich and powerful, he can't mess around Ah, Lu Xuan is also very busy."
Shen Wen took a deep breath: "So I called you and wanted to make another appointment with Lu Xuan."
Tang Qiu pondered for a moment: "What Mr. Shen means this time is..."
She could clearly feel that Shen Wen's attitude was different from before.
"Please..." Shen Wen rubbed the center of his brows, "I hope Mr. Lu Xuan can help me. I will try my best to satisfy Mr. Lu Xuan's request."
"Mr. Shen, are you kidding..." Tang Qiu smiled, who would have thought that Shen Wen, who had refused to admit defeat before, would take the initiative to beg for mercy.
"I never joke," Shen Wen said with a tired face, "Miss Tang, please convey to Mr. Lu Xuan, please ask Mr. Lu Xuan to help, Shen Wen is very grateful."
Hearing Shen Wen speak in such a tone, Tang Qiu was also a little dazed.
When she first received the call, she still thought that she must reject Shen Wen with righteous words, but now that Shen Wen said so, it was difficult for her to refuse. This matter can be big or small, and it still has to be decided by Lu Xuan himself.
Thinking of this, Tang Qiu didn't directly reject Shen Wen, but said, "I'll tell Lu Xuan, but I can't guarantee that he will definitely nod and agree."
"Okay, sorry to trouble Miss Tang, I still have something to do here, so hang up first."
"Mmm...mm." Tang Qiu agreed, but was surprised that Shen Wen had to say something before hanging up the phone.
But after hanging up the phone here, Tang Qiu immediately called Lu Xuan and briefly explained Shen Wen's request.
Lu Xuan, who received the call over there, was also a little surprised: "Shen Rong's situation is getting serious instead, shouldn't it be?"
"I don't know what's going on," Tang Qiu said, "Look at Shen Wen?"
"Let's just leave him alone and see the situation. Shen Wen doesn't seem to be in such a hurry. At least Shen Rong's situation should not be that serious." Lu Xuan said, he couldn't do it, but he wouldn't do it either. Rush to be Lei Feng.
Shen Wen had humiliated him several times before, but he still hasn't recovered.
"Okay, then I won't reply to Shen Wen for the time being." Tang Qiu replied.
Here the two discussed and made a decision, while on the other side, a certain group became lively again.
29, the 003th generation descendant of Daozong: Shen Wen issued a mission, saying that Shen Rong's condition is serious.
006, the sixteenth generation descendant of Tiandizong: According to what I have seen before, if nothing happens, Shen Rong's condition will not get worse.
"That was an accident."
"Didn't this matter be handed over to Lu Xuan? He hasn't solved it yet?"
"Oh, yes, there seems to be no news about that Lu Xuan recently."
"When are we going to organize a conference or something?"
"what?"
"Invite Lu Xuan here and take a group photo."
"Can you invite Yan Ruyu too? I like Yan Ruyu better!"
"Chasing the stars out of the group, they all say not to drag the juniors in!"
"Hehe, I don't know who the person who died and lived for a certain actress before?!"
"Who will die or live for the actress?!"
"Junior? Who are you talking about?"
"Emmmmm, my eyes are lame, little uncle, I was wrong, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
"Speaking of Lu Xuan's depth, you haven't found out yet?"
"Not yet."
"I searched all the classics in the sect, and there is no record of Xuanmen at all."
"Not at all? So strange? Even if it is a hermit sect, there should be some records. Since Lu Xuan claims to be a Taoist and has such abilities, he shouldn't disappear completely."
"Perhaps we can hold a metaphysics exchange meeting as the juniors have said, and invite Lu Xuan to participate in the name of the meeting. Maybe we can try his proficiency."
"This method is very good, this matter will trouble Daozong."
29, the 003th generation descendant of Daozong: Yes.
The group was quiet for a while.
for a long time.
"So can I really see Lu Xuan?"
"Sleep fast!"
"...Uncle, let me ask the last question, fellow Taoists in the group, has anyone followed Lu Xuan's Weibo today? The panda he photographed was not really picked up from the panda base, right? It looks like real?"
"Recently, it seems that a panda cub has indeed passed away due to illness..."
"So it's true (⊙o⊙)?"
"Ci'ao... envy!!!"
"envy……"
"Hate TAT..."
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