Metaphysics save the entertainment industry
Chapter 56
"Zetian Biography" interview time.
Official blog: What is the opportunity for you to become the manager of the hero and heroine of this show?
Lu Xuan: A conversation that has attracted everyone's attention, yes, it is the boss Su Shi!
Official blog: [laughs] How did you become friends with Mr. Su Shi?
Lu Xuan: It happened on a clear day. I caught a big Su Shi. He said that the Great Song Dynasty was dead, and asked me to find him a job. The boss Su Shi that everyone saw [狗头]
Official blog: Hahahahaha, don’t make me laugh, I’m a serious official blogger!
Lu Xuan: I am obviously serious [Grievance╥﹏╥...]
Official Blog: Cough cough cough cough, okay, let’s get back to the topic, let’s talk about the two protagonists of this drama, what do you think about the agent who has changed from the actor of the protagonist to the protagonist?
Lu Xuan: If it was someone else, they must have ideas, but these two... Alas, whoever called Datang died too TAT
Official blog: So... so, this is also a job for them?
Lu Xuan: Yes, it’s also work o(╥﹏╥)o
Official Blog: Okay, okay, thank you for accepting our interview.
Lu Xuan: You’re welcome O(∩_∩)O~
The official blog of "Zetian Biography" posted screenshots of all the interviews and dialogues, and also attached a few dog heads, and finally added a dumbfounding expression.
As soon as the Weibo on the official blog was posted, it first attracted comments from Lu Xuan's fans.
"Hahahahahaha, little Xuan'er is indeed my pistachio!"
"I can feel the helplessness of the official blog editor through the screen 233333"
"The God TM Great Song is dead, the God TM Great Tang is dead, too deep into the drama is a disease, it needs to be cured 2333!!!"
"Am I the only one who thinks there's nothing wrong with this conversation [狗头]"
"Yes, you are alone!"
"Yes, you are alone!"
"Yes, you are alone!"
"No, you are a dog [狗头]"
"Emmmm, don't make trouble, I'll laugh out loud, Xiao Xuaner, did you grow up eating cute?"
"Cute n(*≧▽≦*)n, I want emmm..."
"Upstairs, you're fast enough, hold your claws!!!"
"Your Majesty: Such a cute little Xuan'er must belong to my family."
"The comment section is so talented hahahahahaha, read one and laugh, thank you, my happiness is taken over by you (*^▽^*)"
"Actually... uh... maybe I'm easy to deceive? I always feel that what Xiao Xuan'er said is true, I really believe it, I really believe it, so you don't believe it?"
"No no no no, I believe it too, mainly because this circle of friends is so interesting!"
"Just kidding, isn't it already revealed that the Martial Emperor interacting with Xiao Xuan'er is the heroine of this show? Since she is the heroine, it's not surprising that she is wearing the Martial Emperor's vest?"
"Upstairs +1, before this incident broke out, I thought everyone in this circle of friends was crazy, now I just want to laugh hahahahaha..."
"When it comes to acting, I beg Su Shida to play Su Shida, he must be super handsome!"
"Fuck, the upstairs provided a new idea, begging Su Shida to act as Su Shidada!!!"
"Kneeling +1"
"Kneeling +2"
……
"Kneeling +10086"
"Hahahahaha, don't make trouble, just Su Shi's big body, the live broadcast camera is so fat, if he is on camera, wouldn't he be even fatter [laughing and crying]"
"Although I'm a big fan of Su Shi, emmm, I'm really fat and not strong!"
"No, no, it should be called puffiness (~ ̄▽ ̄)~"
I'm really Su Shi V: People who say I'm fat come out, do you really think that I, Su Shi, don't mix Weibo? ! ! ! 【anger】【anger】【anger】
"Pfft hahahahaha..."
"23333 That's right, knowing that Su Shi is a big fan of Weibo, he also said that he is fat, so don't let him die!"
"That's right, why is Su Shida fat? It's full of poems and books. Why is he fat? Do you think Su Shida has fat in his stomach like you? Su Shida's belly is full of ink, ink knows it!"
"That's right, every catty of Su Shi's body is talented in poetry and calligraphy, unlike you, they are all real fat!"
"Then here comes the question, may I ask: A catty of meat is equal to a catty of talent, roughly how many catties of talent does Su Shi have?"
"Two hundred catties?"
"Nonsense, it's five hundred catties!"
"The upstairs is full of lies, and the cliff has a thousand catties!"
"Get out of the way. Let me do the math. Beard = two hundred catties, stomach = five hundred catties, brain = one thousand catties, limbs = two hundred catties. If you do the math, it's about one thousand nine hundred catties? Make up a whole number. About two thousand catties."
"2333333, the two-thousand-jin one, is justified and convincing."
"You group of serious nonsense black fans, I almost believed it [laughing and crying]"
"Don't talk about anything else, the brain is equal to a thousand catties and there is nothing wrong with it!"
"I can't tell whether you are real fans or black fans..."
"Su Shi is about to cry out of anger hahahahaha"
Lu Xuan's home.
Lu Xuan quietly walked towards Yan Ruyu's direction, and grabbed a bottle of milk.
Sitting opposite, in order of seniority, Wu Zetian and Li Zhi and his wife ranked first, and their status was also the highest, then Su Shi was alone, sitting on a single wooden chair, and then Li Qingzhao and his wife sat on Zhao Mingcheng's "feeling" every time. Boss Jin" moved the chair.
These three groups of collocations, no matter their status or age, all slipped down, so there was no controversy.
Lu Xuan and Yan Ruyu were sitting on the sofa.
Zeng Qun and Tang Qiu moved stools and sat on the sidelines to watch, although they couldn't see the big ghosts at all.
"The yin energy in the underworld is less, what does it matter to me?" Lu Xuan was helpless.
"Did Black and White Impermanence ever look for you?" Li Zhi asked.
Perhaps it is because people can choose their favorite appearance after death, and the appearances of these people are all at the moment they are most satisfied with.
Li Zhi and Wu Zetian are both emperors, but their temperaments are completely different.
Wu Zetian is more majestic and more dangerous, but Li Zhi is as elegant as the rumors in history, with a touch of faint feeling on his body, which will not make people resist, but as long as you observe carefully, Li Zhi and Wu Zetian will appear in a certain place. Some aspects are similar.
This couple has experienced many things, not the separation and reunion of ordinary lovers, the relationship between them is much more complicated than that of ordinary lovers.
Just the fact that both husband and wife are emperors is beyond the reach of many lovers.
In fact, when Lu Xuan knew that the two could still be together after arriving in the underworld, he also felt very surprised, but when he thought about it carefully, he didn't feel too much disobedience.
The two know each other well, and even when they understand each other deeply, they can still get along peacefully, which is also a manifestation of their feelings.
Lu Xuan looked at Li Zhi, although the person in front of him didn't feel oppressive when he asked questions, but he still wouldn't ignore that the person in front of him was also the emperor.
Even though his achievements were ignored by many descendants, he was still a successful emperor.
Fortunately, after a period of adaptation, he gradually got used to the sudden addition of bosses around him.
"Indeed, Black and White Impermanence approached me and wanted to invite me to the underworld for a talk, but I refused." Lu Xuan laughed.
"You are quite courageous, even daring to refuse the request of black and white impermanence." Li Zhi also smiled, and his elegant smile made it easier for people to relax their vigilance.
"Black and white impermanence and I have nothing to ask for from each other, but you, could it be that you want to be a lobbyist for black and white impermanence?" Lu Xuan looked at Li Zhi, suppressing his uneasiness. He can talk to people wantonly, even if The opponent is a boss.
"The current situation in the underworld is not optimistic." Li Zhi leaned over slightly.
"About this matter, as I said just now, the underworld is the underworld, the human world is the human world, and the human world does not care about the affairs of the underworld. Besides, there is black and white in the underworld, so why should I, an ordinary person, intervene?" Lu Xuan spread his hands.
"Ordinary people who can open ghost doors with bare hands?" Li Zhi laughed again.
"Naturally, ordinary people can't open the gate of ghosts?" Lu Xuan asked with a smile.
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a sound of slapping the table, the sound was so loud that it seemed to burst his ears, so that he subconsciously grabbed Yan Ruyu's arm beside him.
When he came back to his senses, Lu Xuan looked blankly at the angry Martial Emperor.
"My people." Wu Yan said coldly.
Lu Xuan was at a loss again, and saw the gentle smile on Li Zhi's face. It took him a while to recover, and he nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes, your people, your people, don't dare to provoke them, dare not provoke them."
Wu Yan's face softened a little, and he looked at Lu Xuan: "The affairs of the underworld are not a day or two, you are so good at fortune-telling, but you have done it for yourself, should you take care of it?"
Lu Xuan was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "It's the rule to count others as yourself."
"What should be yours will naturally fall on your head." Wu Yan smiled slightly.
Seeing the smile on Wu Yan's face, Lu Xuan couldn't help looking at Li Zhi. They both smiled slightly, but there was a huge contrast between their smiles. Just one smile could tell the difference in their personalities.
"Amulet." Wu Yan stretched out his hand.
"Oh," Lu Xuan hurriedly ran to get the Appearance Talisman, "These Talismans can be used for about a month, just come and get them from me after a month."
"Thanks."
"No...you're welcome." Lu Xuan quickly replied.
After the two left, Lu Xuan walked to Su Shi's side and squatted on the ground: "Sir, did these two get along in the same way when they were alive?"
"Probably not," Su Shi said, and then he got off the chair and squatted there like Lu Xuan, gossiping together, "When I died, neither of them knew how long they had been dead, but according to reliable sources When Li Zhi just died, he was beaten by his father every day."
"His...his father? Li Shimin?" Lu Xuan asked.
Su Shi glanced at Lu Xuan: "Aren't you a stupid question?"
"That's right, that's right, I'm stupid," Lu Xuan said hastily, and then asked, "What happened next?"
"Later... when Wu Zetian died, Li Shimin had already been reincarnated. I heard that it was during that time that the beating was fun, and there was nothing to worry about." Su Shi looked disappointed.
"Fortunately, I went to reincarnation, otherwise, wouldn't it be the Shura field?" Lu Xuan couldn't imagine such a situation.
"No, I, a poet writer, can't bear to imagine such a scene." Su Shi shook his head, his tone quite emotional.
"Then how do these two get along?" Lu Xuan asked again.
"It should be different from when they were alive. When they were alive, there was an emperor and a queen, and there was no emperor Wu. How did they get along with each other when they were alive? I dare not ask, and the emperors of later generations will forget it. We literati have filters for the emperors of the previous dynasty." Su Shi felt emotional again.
"Understood." Lu Xuan nodded immediately, deeply sympathizing with what Su Shi said. He is like this, and he has too deep a filter for these big shots.
"So I don't understand, what about the fan filter that we agreed to, am I really fat?" Su Shi asked.
Lu Xuan: "Huh???"
Official blog: What is the opportunity for you to become the manager of the hero and heroine of this show?
Lu Xuan: A conversation that has attracted everyone's attention, yes, it is the boss Su Shi!
Official blog: [laughs] How did you become friends with Mr. Su Shi?
Lu Xuan: It happened on a clear day. I caught a big Su Shi. He said that the Great Song Dynasty was dead, and asked me to find him a job. The boss Su Shi that everyone saw [狗头]
Official blog: Hahahahaha, don’t make me laugh, I’m a serious official blogger!
Lu Xuan: I am obviously serious [Grievance╥﹏╥...]
Official Blog: Cough cough cough cough, okay, let’s get back to the topic, let’s talk about the two protagonists of this drama, what do you think about the agent who has changed from the actor of the protagonist to the protagonist?
Lu Xuan: If it was someone else, they must have ideas, but these two... Alas, whoever called Datang died too TAT
Official blog: So... so, this is also a job for them?
Lu Xuan: Yes, it’s also work o(╥﹏╥)o
Official Blog: Okay, okay, thank you for accepting our interview.
Lu Xuan: You’re welcome O(∩_∩)O~
The official blog of "Zetian Biography" posted screenshots of all the interviews and dialogues, and also attached a few dog heads, and finally added a dumbfounding expression.
As soon as the Weibo on the official blog was posted, it first attracted comments from Lu Xuan's fans.
"Hahahahahaha, little Xuan'er is indeed my pistachio!"
"I can feel the helplessness of the official blog editor through the screen 233333"
"The God TM Great Song is dead, the God TM Great Tang is dead, too deep into the drama is a disease, it needs to be cured 2333!!!"
"Am I the only one who thinks there's nothing wrong with this conversation [狗头]"
"Yes, you are alone!"
"Yes, you are alone!"
"Yes, you are alone!"
"No, you are a dog [狗头]"
"Emmmm, don't make trouble, I'll laugh out loud, Xiao Xuaner, did you grow up eating cute?"
"Cute n(*≧▽≦*)n, I want emmm..."
"Upstairs, you're fast enough, hold your claws!!!"
"Your Majesty: Such a cute little Xuan'er must belong to my family."
"The comment section is so talented hahahahahaha, read one and laugh, thank you, my happiness is taken over by you (*^▽^*)"
"Actually... uh... maybe I'm easy to deceive? I always feel that what Xiao Xuan'er said is true, I really believe it, I really believe it, so you don't believe it?"
"No no no no, I believe it too, mainly because this circle of friends is so interesting!"
"Just kidding, isn't it already revealed that the Martial Emperor interacting with Xiao Xuan'er is the heroine of this show? Since she is the heroine, it's not surprising that she is wearing the Martial Emperor's vest?"
"Upstairs +1, before this incident broke out, I thought everyone in this circle of friends was crazy, now I just want to laugh hahahahaha..."
"When it comes to acting, I beg Su Shida to play Su Shida, he must be super handsome!"
"Fuck, the upstairs provided a new idea, begging Su Shida to act as Su Shidada!!!"
"Kneeling +1"
"Kneeling +2"
……
"Kneeling +10086"
"Hahahahaha, don't make trouble, just Su Shi's big body, the live broadcast camera is so fat, if he is on camera, wouldn't he be even fatter [laughing and crying]"
"Although I'm a big fan of Su Shi, emmm, I'm really fat and not strong!"
"No, no, it should be called puffiness (~ ̄▽ ̄)~"
I'm really Su Shi V: People who say I'm fat come out, do you really think that I, Su Shi, don't mix Weibo? ! ! ! 【anger】【anger】【anger】
"Pfft hahahahaha..."
"23333 That's right, knowing that Su Shi is a big fan of Weibo, he also said that he is fat, so don't let him die!"
"That's right, why is Su Shida fat? It's full of poems and books. Why is he fat? Do you think Su Shida has fat in his stomach like you? Su Shida's belly is full of ink, ink knows it!"
"That's right, every catty of Su Shi's body is talented in poetry and calligraphy, unlike you, they are all real fat!"
"Then here comes the question, may I ask: A catty of meat is equal to a catty of talent, roughly how many catties of talent does Su Shi have?"
"Two hundred catties?"
"Nonsense, it's five hundred catties!"
"The upstairs is full of lies, and the cliff has a thousand catties!"
"Get out of the way. Let me do the math. Beard = two hundred catties, stomach = five hundred catties, brain = one thousand catties, limbs = two hundred catties. If you do the math, it's about one thousand nine hundred catties? Make up a whole number. About two thousand catties."
"2333333, the two-thousand-jin one, is justified and convincing."
"You group of serious nonsense black fans, I almost believed it [laughing and crying]"
"Don't talk about anything else, the brain is equal to a thousand catties and there is nothing wrong with it!"
"I can't tell whether you are real fans or black fans..."
"Su Shi is about to cry out of anger hahahahaha"
Lu Xuan's home.
Lu Xuan quietly walked towards Yan Ruyu's direction, and grabbed a bottle of milk.
Sitting opposite, in order of seniority, Wu Zetian and Li Zhi and his wife ranked first, and their status was also the highest, then Su Shi was alone, sitting on a single wooden chair, and then Li Qingzhao and his wife sat on Zhao Mingcheng's "feeling" every time. Boss Jin" moved the chair.
These three groups of collocations, no matter their status or age, all slipped down, so there was no controversy.
Lu Xuan and Yan Ruyu were sitting on the sofa.
Zeng Qun and Tang Qiu moved stools and sat on the sidelines to watch, although they couldn't see the big ghosts at all.
"The yin energy in the underworld is less, what does it matter to me?" Lu Xuan was helpless.
"Did Black and White Impermanence ever look for you?" Li Zhi asked.
Perhaps it is because people can choose their favorite appearance after death, and the appearances of these people are all at the moment they are most satisfied with.
Li Zhi and Wu Zetian are both emperors, but their temperaments are completely different.
Wu Zetian is more majestic and more dangerous, but Li Zhi is as elegant as the rumors in history, with a touch of faint feeling on his body, which will not make people resist, but as long as you observe carefully, Li Zhi and Wu Zetian will appear in a certain place. Some aspects are similar.
This couple has experienced many things, not the separation and reunion of ordinary lovers, the relationship between them is much more complicated than that of ordinary lovers.
Just the fact that both husband and wife are emperors is beyond the reach of many lovers.
In fact, when Lu Xuan knew that the two could still be together after arriving in the underworld, he also felt very surprised, but when he thought about it carefully, he didn't feel too much disobedience.
The two know each other well, and even when they understand each other deeply, they can still get along peacefully, which is also a manifestation of their feelings.
Lu Xuan looked at Li Zhi, although the person in front of him didn't feel oppressive when he asked questions, but he still wouldn't ignore that the person in front of him was also the emperor.
Even though his achievements were ignored by many descendants, he was still a successful emperor.
Fortunately, after a period of adaptation, he gradually got used to the sudden addition of bosses around him.
"Indeed, Black and White Impermanence approached me and wanted to invite me to the underworld for a talk, but I refused." Lu Xuan laughed.
"You are quite courageous, even daring to refuse the request of black and white impermanence." Li Zhi also smiled, and his elegant smile made it easier for people to relax their vigilance.
"Black and white impermanence and I have nothing to ask for from each other, but you, could it be that you want to be a lobbyist for black and white impermanence?" Lu Xuan looked at Li Zhi, suppressing his uneasiness. He can talk to people wantonly, even if The opponent is a boss.
"The current situation in the underworld is not optimistic." Li Zhi leaned over slightly.
"About this matter, as I said just now, the underworld is the underworld, the human world is the human world, and the human world does not care about the affairs of the underworld. Besides, there is black and white in the underworld, so why should I, an ordinary person, intervene?" Lu Xuan spread his hands.
"Ordinary people who can open ghost doors with bare hands?" Li Zhi laughed again.
"Naturally, ordinary people can't open the gate of ghosts?" Lu Xuan asked with a smile.
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a sound of slapping the table, the sound was so loud that it seemed to burst his ears, so that he subconsciously grabbed Yan Ruyu's arm beside him.
When he came back to his senses, Lu Xuan looked blankly at the angry Martial Emperor.
"My people." Wu Yan said coldly.
Lu Xuan was at a loss again, and saw the gentle smile on Li Zhi's face. It took him a while to recover, and he nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes, your people, your people, don't dare to provoke them, dare not provoke them."
Wu Yan's face softened a little, and he looked at Lu Xuan: "The affairs of the underworld are not a day or two, you are so good at fortune-telling, but you have done it for yourself, should you take care of it?"
Lu Xuan was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "It's the rule to count others as yourself."
"What should be yours will naturally fall on your head." Wu Yan smiled slightly.
Seeing the smile on Wu Yan's face, Lu Xuan couldn't help looking at Li Zhi. They both smiled slightly, but there was a huge contrast between their smiles. Just one smile could tell the difference in their personalities.
"Amulet." Wu Yan stretched out his hand.
"Oh," Lu Xuan hurriedly ran to get the Appearance Talisman, "These Talismans can be used for about a month, just come and get them from me after a month."
"Thanks."
"No...you're welcome." Lu Xuan quickly replied.
After the two left, Lu Xuan walked to Su Shi's side and squatted on the ground: "Sir, did these two get along in the same way when they were alive?"
"Probably not," Su Shi said, and then he got off the chair and squatted there like Lu Xuan, gossiping together, "When I died, neither of them knew how long they had been dead, but according to reliable sources When Li Zhi just died, he was beaten by his father every day."
"His...his father? Li Shimin?" Lu Xuan asked.
Su Shi glanced at Lu Xuan: "Aren't you a stupid question?"
"That's right, that's right, I'm stupid," Lu Xuan said hastily, and then asked, "What happened next?"
"Later... when Wu Zetian died, Li Shimin had already been reincarnated. I heard that it was during that time that the beating was fun, and there was nothing to worry about." Su Shi looked disappointed.
"Fortunately, I went to reincarnation, otherwise, wouldn't it be the Shura field?" Lu Xuan couldn't imagine such a situation.
"No, I, a poet writer, can't bear to imagine such a scene." Su Shi shook his head, his tone quite emotional.
"Then how do these two get along?" Lu Xuan asked again.
"It should be different from when they were alive. When they were alive, there was an emperor and a queen, and there was no emperor Wu. How did they get along with each other when they were alive? I dare not ask, and the emperors of later generations will forget it. We literati have filters for the emperors of the previous dynasty." Su Shi felt emotional again.
"Understood." Lu Xuan nodded immediately, deeply sympathizing with what Su Shi said. He is like this, and he has too deep a filter for these big shots.
"So I don't understand, what about the fan filter that we agreed to, am I really fat?" Su Shi asked.
Lu Xuan: "Huh???"
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