Metaphysics save the entertainment industry

"Sir, what are your plans for the future?"

"Why don't you introduce me to a job?" Su Shi stroked his beard and said with a smile.

"You are joking, you are a great writer." Lu Xuan smiled awkwardly, feeling inexplicably being played.

"Do I look like I'm joking?" Su Shi leaned over and widened his eyes.

Lu Xuan was caught by Su Shi's shining eyes, and quickly covered his eyes.

Say it silently in your heart.

This is Su Shi, Su Dongpo, Dongpo Layman, the legendary unrestrained poets and great writers! ! !

Not a slovenly passerby, pay attention to your attitude! ! !

"You...are you joking?" Lu Xuan made a strong psychological presupposition for himself, and once again faced layman Su Shi and Su Dongpo directly.

"What am I joking with you, didn't you see it just now?" Su Shi stroked his beard and laughed.

"See... what?"

There is an ominous premonition.

"Don't you young people always say 'look at my sincere big eyes'? Could it be that my eyes were not sincere enough just now?" Su Shi looked at Lu Xuan seriously, with a serious look on his face.

Lu Xuan subconsciously clutched his chest, and grabbed Yan Ruyu's arm beside him tightly: "Then what, I'm a bit handy, you can lend me a hand."

Yan Ruyu was stunned for a moment, the two didn't hold hands before, and he didn't hear Su Shi's words.

However, he still stretched out his hand and patted Lu Xuan's shoulder as a sign of comfort.

"Fang, what do you mean?" Su Shi asked.

"Fang...cough cough," Lu Xuan coughed twice, "Sir, there are no rules, and there are no rules. There are rules in the world. You are a person from the underworld. Even if you want to find a job, you should be in the underworld. Why do you want to come to the world?"

"Ah——" Su Shi sighed suddenly, looking into the distance, his eyes were far away. After a long time, he retracted his gaze and said seriously, "Hell—it's really boring."

Lu Xuan: ...

This big gasp, just for this?

Just looking at Su Shi's disappointed appearance, he thought that something serious happened, and it turned out for this?

Lu Xuan was helpless, but still had to reason with this boss: "Sir, no matter how boring the Underworld is, you are still a member of the Underworld. If Black and White Wuchang finds out that you are not in the Underworld, will you come?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a resentful gaze fall on him.

Lu Xuan raised his eyes, saw the aggrieved look in that bearded beard, subconsciously stroked his arm, and then stroked Yan Ruyu's hand.

"Do you have goosebumps?" Lu Xuan asked with a low voice.

There was a faint light in Yan Ruyu's eyes, and a smile flashed suddenly.

"Thank you." Yan Ruyu also lowered her voice and spoke in a deep voice.

"You're welcome." Lu Xuan replied immediately, taking the time to glance at Yan Ruyu, his face was still calm and unwavering, but fortunately, this person's true nature was not as difficult to get along with as it appeared on the surface.

After communicating with Yan Ruyu, Lu Xuan looked at Su Shi again, subconsciously ignoring Su Shi's eyes, and asked, "Did you really escape from the underworld?"

"That's right, but I'm afraid you won't be able to find me in a short period of time." Seeing that the offensive of grievances didn't work, Su Shi regained his composure, stroking his beard and chuckling.

"It seems that he really escaped!" Lu Xuan got the answer.

"Can the work problem be solved? If the little brother can't solve it, Su will have to find another place." Su Shi said casually, firm in his belief in finding a job.

Lu Xuan was helpless: "Although I don't know why sir is looking for a job, it's just that humans and ghosts have different paths. After all, sir is a ghost, and there is a huge gap between him and humans, just like the dishes you cooked before. In the mouth, it will be tasteless and tasteless."

"I don't know." Saying so, he walked to the French window, folded his hands behind his back, and let out a long sigh.

At this time, Su Shi looked a little more like a literati, which was completely different from the previous gag.

Lu Xuan was even more helpless, holding his face and thinking about what to do next.

As long as the person in front of him is replaced by someone else, he can be ruthless, but this person is Su Shi. Even if the person is already standing in front of him, he still has a sense of unreality.

"Teacher Yan, do you have a solution?" Lu Xuan turned his head and asked Yan Ruyu who was sitting on the side.

Yan Ruyu subconsciously touched her chest.

Lu Xuan looked at Yan Ruyu's chest along Yan Ruyu's hand, thinking that he was still worried about that ball of soul fire, and quickly explained: "The attack of Wuzhu's soul fire does not distinguish between the enemy and us, but since this ball of soul fire has recognized you as Lord, he will naturally follow your trend, without your permission, he will not absorb the yang energy in your body."

"It's just... a bit strange," Yan Ruyu put down his hand, and touched Lu Xuan's arm. He looked at Su Shi who was standing by the window for a moment, "Dongpo layman seems a little depressed?"

"Yeah, I'm in a dilemma," Lu Xuan scratched his head, "If it were someone else, I wouldn't worry about it, but Layman Dongpo, you don't know, he is one of my idols."

"Help if you can, don't help if you can't," Yan Ruyu turned her head, "Just let Layman Dongpo go out alone, I'm afraid it will be in danger."

"Yes, I almost forgot," Lu Xuan stood up abruptly, "Sir, why don't I send you back to the underworld?"

As soon as his words fell, Su Shi's eyes widened, but this time he was not expressing grievances, but anger.

Lu Xuan looked at the strands of beard blown up by the rapid snorting, and the five words "blowing the beard and staring" were instantly occupied in his mind.

"Huh o(^ヘ^o#)!"

Lu Xuan stretched out his hand embarrassingly and rubbed the tip of his nose.

At this moment, his hand was held.

Looking up, I saw Yan Ruyu standing up.

"You can't see it without touching it."

"Oh, sorry, I was too anxious." Lu Xuan held Yan Ruyu's hand tightly, so as not to let go of it by accident.

"Sir, I don't know what the underworld's attitude is towards you. If you escape this time, if the underworld finds out, will there be any impact?" Yan Ruyu looked at Su Shi and asked, as if she held Lu Xuan's hand before to talk to Su Shi.

"Are you worried about this?" Su Shi asked, shaking his head, "Today's hell is very different from the past. I'm afraid that Black and White Impermanence has no time to take care of it. Even if Black and White Impermanence finds out, the most I can do is invite me back."

"That's good, then why do you come to the world, sir? If it's just for the so-called job hunting, I'm afraid there is no need for that." Yan Ruyu asked again, asking the question that Lu Xuan should have asked but didn't ask before.

"It's just too boring." Su Shi stroked his sleeve, "I haven't met a vivid and real human being for a long time, so I thought about going to the world for a while, but I never thought that it would still bring trouble to people."

"Sir, you said before that you want to taste all the delicacies in the world, but are you serious?" Yan Ruyu asked again.

"It's true, can you do it?" Su Shi became interested.

"I just have an idea," Yan Ruyu said, looking at Lu Xuan, "With your strength, can real people see ghosts?"

Lu Xuan frowned: "It's possible, but even if humans can see fooling around, it won't help, right? If ghosts want to eat food in the human world, they must have a set of procedures, otherwise the food in the world will be tasteless to ghosts."

"Can you do it?" Yan Ruyu asked again.

"It's not difficult," Lu Xuan was a little puzzled, "It's just that my husband wants to taste all the delicacies in the world, and I can't always accompany him."

"You can order takeaway." Yan Ruyu took a deep look at Lu Xuan.

"It's a good idea, what's next?" Lu Xuan always felt that Yan Ruyu was going to make trouble, so he asked excitedly.

"Perhaps we can let my husband do food and TV shows. In this way, my husband can communicate with people and taste a lot of delicious food, and he doesn't need to face too many people." Yan Ruyu seriously suggested.

Lu Xuan was stunned for a moment, subconsciously looking at someone with pricked ears on the other side.

Looking at each other, Lu Xuan could clearly see the words "eager to try" written all over the face of this great writer.

"One of the three elements of eating and broadcasting is good-looking." Lu Xuan raised a finger.

I saw Mr. Su Shi stroking his bushy beard and patted his round belly, feeling a little guilty for some reason.

"The second of the three elements of eating and broadcasting is to eat a lot." Lu Xuan raised two fingers.

Su Shi touched his stomach again, this time very confident: "I am a ghost, I can eat as much as I want."

Lu Xuan nodded helplessly, and raised his third finger: "The third of the three elements of eating and broadcasting is that you can't get fat if you eat."

As soon as his words fell, Su Shi became more energetic: "I'm a ghost, how can I get fat?"

Lu Xuan looked at this person's figure, and felt that this statement was really unreliable.

"This is my body shape before I was alive, and I'm used to it." Su Shi explained, smiling like a great writer who refuses people thousands of miles away.

Lu Xuan nodded, unconsciously accepting Su Dongpo who grew up like this.

Speaking of which, the development of the two worlds before and after Lu Xuan's rebirth was similar, but this world developed relatively faster in technology, and the development of live broadcasts also tended to mature in this world.

Under normal circumstances, he would not consider live broadcasting.

However, Su Shi's situation is special, and he needs to be in contact with people, eat delicious food, and cannot go out to meet other people. Live broadcast is a good choice.

After the decision, Yan Ruyu came forward to find Zeng Qun to solve the related equipment problems.

As for Lu Xuan, he bought a lot of yellow paper, cinnabar, and related things he might need on the Internet.

At the same time, the room where Anyang lived was completely vacated, and a soft sleeper was simply arranged.

After all these preparations were done, Zeng Qun came to Lu Xuan's house, looked at the decent live broadcast room, and asked a casual question.

"Lu Xuan, are you going to do a live broadcast?"

"It's not me..." Lu Xuan stretched out his fingers and rubbed the tip of his nose.

"It's not you?" Zeng Qun was surprised, "Then this room is it?"

"The people who want to broadcast live will sit there." Lu Xuan pointed to the chair behind the dining table.

Zeng Qun glanced over there, but there was no one there.

Suddenly, he thought of Lu Xuan's ability.

Zeng Qun:! ! ! ! ! !