Metaphysics save the entertainment industry

"Lu Xuan, do you really have no memory of what happened that day?"

After talking and laughing, Su Shi looked at Lu Xuan and asked seriously.

"Well," Lu Xuan knew what Su Shi was talking about, and nodded, "I actually had a lot of talismans in my hand that day, but when another fierce ghost attacked, my head suddenly hurt, and then I fell into a trap. coma."

"It's just a ghost, it shouldn't be able to do anything to you." Su Shi pondered.

Lu Xuan was about to speak, but Su Shi spoke again.

"Although you are cowardly, timid, and..."

Lu Xuan: ...

Su Shi looked at him and laughed: "But anyway, with your ability, you won't have an accident because of a mere ghost. Besides, is there anything wrong with you?"

Lu Xuan didn't know Su Shi's purpose for asking this question, but he still thought about it seriously, and then shook his head solemnly: "If there is something strange, I couldn't have noticed it."

"That's right." Su Shi nodded, once again lost in thought.

Lu Xuan looked at him and couldn't help asking: "Did something happen that day?"

Su Shi didn't nod or shake his head, and looked at Yan Ruyu again: "What about you, why did you fall into a coma that day?"

The topic turned to Yan Ruyu, and everyone's eyes fell on him.

Yan Ruyu just shook her head: "I don't know, the memory of that day is a little fuzzy, but when I woke up, you were all there."

"Is that really the case?" Su Shi asked again.

"En." Yan Ruyu nodded.

Su Shi frowned, but still didn't give up, and continued to ask: "Then after Xiao Xuan'er passed out, did you do anything or see any strange people?"

After asking these words, Lu Xuan's gaze also fell on Yan Ruyu, but he was mostly concerned: "When I was unconscious that day, the ghost had already broken through the formation, are you really alright?"

Yan Ruyu still shook his head, but there was a hint of a smile in his eyes: "That day you and I were in a coma before and after. When you were in a coma, I subconsciously hugged you. When the ghost attacked, I also fell into a coma. What happened after that? thing, I don't know."

"It's good that you're fine," Lu Xuan nodded, and looked at Su Shi and the others again, "I'm afraid the accident that day happened after the two of us fell into a coma. What happened that day?"

Several people glanced at each other, and it was Su Shi who finally explained.

"It was also on that day that the eighteen floors of hell shook together, and many ghosts..." Su Shi paused, his words worried.

Lu Xuan heard him pause here, and couldn't help asking: "Did the ghost come out?"

Su Shi looked at him: "Many ghosts have been frightened, so the nearest hell is much calmer."

Lu Xuan: ...? ? ?

"Sir, you can't speak so out of breath." Lu Xuan really couldn't laugh or cry.

Su Shi glanced at him: "How can this be called panting, obviously you are too anxious."

Hearing this, Lu Xuan had no choice but to nod his head: "Yes, yes, I was too anxious, Mr. didn't take a big breath, so now, how is the underworld?"

Su Shi shook his head: "Although the ghosts were frightened by the sudden shock, the situation in the underworld is not very optimistic. Maybe you can go to the underworld to have a look when you are free."

Lu Xuan looked at him vigilantly: "Sir, you can't be a lobbyist for black and white, right?"

Su Shi also looked at him: "You really don't care about the affairs of the underworld?"

Lu Xuan frowned, thought for a long time, nodded and shook his head: "Actually, it's not true, it's just that my master said that my physique is not suitable for the underworld, so unless it is absolutely necessary, it is best not to go to the underworld."

Su Shi looked at him in shock: "Do you really have a master?"

Lu Xuan was puzzled and didn't understand where Su Shi's shock came from. He asked in surprise, "Is it strange that I have a master? Can't I have a master?"

"...Isn't your Taoism fake?" Su Shi asked again.

The two of them looked at each other with shocked expressions on their faces.

Lu Xuan seriously thought about how he made people think that he was always lying, and after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure out when he had this persona.

"Xuanmen is fake, but Master is real, and I didn't jump out of a crack in the rock!" Lu Xuan said immediately, resolutely not setting himself up as a liar.

Su Shi glanced at him: "Is it really okay to touch Porcelain Monkey King? Besides, you were not born by your master?"

Lu Xuan: "...Yes, but I do have a master."

Su Shi looked at him again and asked curiously: "Since you have a master, you must have a sect. If it's not Taoism, what sect are you from?"

"This is a very, very serious question." Lu Xuan said seriously.

"Oh, so?" Su Shi asked with a smile.

Lu Xuan picked up the panda cub at the side and put it in his arms, so that the cub was facing Su Shi: "So... can I not say anything?"

"Huh?" The cub suddenly tilted his head and looked straight at Su Shi.

Su Shi:……

"you win."

Lu Xuan immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, another person appeared in front of him, took the cub from Lu Xuan's arms with a smile, and held it in his arms: "I am also curious, what is your sect called?"

This time, it was Lu Xuan's turn to face the cub, facing the cub's cuteness offensive.

Lu Xuan: ...

"Do you have to say it?" Lu Xuan was still in the final struggle. Regarding the name of the sect, he had kept it a secret for a long time. He had never said the real name of the sect from the beginning, so he was really a little nervous at the moment.

When he asked this question, before Wu Zetian could speak, Su Shi walked back and asked doubtfully, "The name is ugly? Like Goudan or something?"

Lu Xuan: "...Why do you think so, Mister?"

Su Shi immediately smiled: "Don't the people say that a humble name is easy to support? I think your master has great expectations for you."

Lu Xuan was helpless again, and simply extracted the useful information from Su Shi's words, and replied directly: "Master does have expectations, but it's not the kind of expectations that are cheap."

"If you say that, I'm even more curious. What kind of name is it? It's not unpleasant. Why don't you say it?" Su Shi's eyes were full of curiosity.

Shen Wansan also came over: "I'm curious about what you said, so tell me, what is the name, so interesting?"

Lu Xuan raised his forehead: "It's not that I don't want to say it, but I'm afraid that the water meter will be checked by Black and White Wuchang after I say it."

"What's the meaning of checking the water meter?" Xin Qiji followed the crowd and made a lively crowd.

Under normal circumstances, someone would patiently explain Xin Qiji's questions, and Xin Qiji was also smarter, no matter what question he answered once, he would not ask it a second time.

During this period of time, Xin Qiji watched a lot of Anti-Japanese War films, and all the information related to the Anti-Japanese War was stored in his mind, so he was not familiar with Internet terms.

The meaning of checking the water meter is not difficult to understand, as long as the context is used, you can make a rough guess.

If you really want to say it, probably "Italian Cannon" and "Spaghetti" will make Xin Qiji's mind even more muddy.

Therefore, no one answered his question this time. Instead, Su Shi wanted to know the answer even more: "Let's hear it, what is the name of the water meter that will be checked by black and white impermanence?"

Lu Xuan gritted his teeth: "Really want to say?"

This question made everyone look disgusted.

Lu Xuan covered his face: "Then don't complain."

"Who am I, you still don't believe me?" Su Shi said carelessly, almost patting his chest to guarantee, but he only guaranteed himself, not including others.

Lu Xuan didn't notice the trickiness in Su Shi's words, and finally mustered up his courage after hearing Su Shi's assurance.

"Actually, the name of the sect is not too remote..." Lu Xuan said, couldn't help paying attention to the eyes of several people, and paused for a long time before whispering, "Hades."

Not knowing whether his voice was too low or the name was too much, Su Shi asked again: "What did you say?"

"Hades, the sect I belong to is called Hades." I probably said it already, but this time when Lu Xuan spoke, he didn't think it was a big deal, so he said it loudly.

Now it was the turn of the few people who heard this, oh, no, the big bosses were shocked.

"The underworld?" Su Shi asked.

"Yes, it's the underworld, the underworld you're thinking about," Lu Xuanzheng nodded, and then said, "So when I said I was from the Taoist sect, I said it in a small way."

"This is really..." Su Shi looked at him, "No wonder you said that you will be checked by black and white impermanence. The name of the sect is Hades. The ancestors of your sect are not small?"

The underworld is also called the underworld, and the two have the same meaning. The name of the sect is Hades, which means underworld.

Su Shi understood the reason why Lu Xuan kept silent. If Black and White Wuchang heard about it, it would be really troublesome.

Although humans and ghosts have different paths, life and death have their own rules and do not interfere with each other, but the sects in the world dare to call themselves "the underworld", that is really audacious, even if you are alive, people in the underworld will not casually come to trouble you, There is always dealing after death.

What's more, people in the Taoist sect always have to contact people from the underworld, not black and white, but ordinary ghost messengers. The sect is named "Underworld", isn't it just courting death? If you reveal a little information, the people from the underworld will come to you Come.

However, after hearing Su Shi's words, Lu Xuan covered his face again: "Actually, it is the second generation that 'Hades' is passed down to me."

Su Shi looked at him: "No wonder Black and White Impermanence has never come to your door. What did you tell Hei Wuchang before, which generation?"

Lu Xuan said seriously: "Xuanmen generation."

"There are 49 more generations for no reason," Su Shi suddenly laughed, "Isn't this a huge profit? There are 49 more generations of seniors."

Lu Xuan was helpless: "I told those Taoists that I am a descendant of the 56th generation."

"Another five generations?" Su Shi asked again, but he patted Lu Xuan's shoulder with a smile, "If your master knew, he would be very happy. He only accepted you, and there are 54 more generations of descendants. You are talking nonsense. The ability is really outstanding.”

Lu Xuan: ... Is this a compliment or scolding him?

"Dare to name the sect you created 'Underworld', your master is also a character, where is he now?" Shen Wansan asked.

"Did you die?" Lu Xuan said.

Shen Wansan: "Really?"

Lu Xuan honestly shook his head and replied: "I don't know, Master disappeared after two years ago, but the life-renewing incense disappeared, so..."

"Xu Ming Xiang?" Shen Wansan frowned suddenly.

But only Shen Wansan reacted, and the rest of the people didn't have too many strange reactions, they just looked at Shen Wansan with doubts.

"What's so special about the incense of longevity?"