Sword in the Qin [Comprehensive + Sword III]

The weather is sunny and sunny, and the temperature in Hangzhou in April is the most comfortable time.Chu Liuxiang was lying under the plum tree in the courtyard, drinking a little wine, feeling extremely comfortable.

"Brother Chu is so strange these two days, he didn't leave us to go out to play!" Song Tian'er wondered, "It's such a good weather, and he's still basking in the sun to sleep."

"Brother Ye is busy with the Hidden Sword Conference and has no time for other things. We, Brother Chu, can't find anyone to play with, and we can't leave if we want to watch the Famous Sword Conference. Of course, we can only accompany us." Li Hongxiu said.

"No, there are so many beauties in Hangzhou City. According to Brother Chu's temperament, how can he sit still when he sees so many beautiful girls!" Song Tian'er complained.

Even if they don't like Chu Liuxiang's flirting outside, Song Tian'er and the others are very clear about his temperament.

"A pretty girl is willing to take care of you, Brother Chu!" A familiar voice sounded, but a sloppy man was lying on the fence and looking at them, "Hey, old bug, who have you offended recently? , why are they all on the list?"

"To each other!" Chu Liuxiang said leisurely.

The entire city of Hangzhou was able to spare no effort to defend against him, except for Shangguan Danfeng.

"Brother Hu!" Song Tian'er said in surprise when she saw the person on the wall.

The colorful butterflies are flying with wings, the bandit commander Ye Liuxiang, the colorful butterfly refers to Chu Liuxiang's friend, the flower butterfly Hu Tiehua.

"Brother Hu, why have you come to Hangzhou?" Su Rongrong asked.

"The Seven Show Sword Dance last time, I didn't see it when I was far away in the desert. How could I, old Hu, miss such a lively event at the Famous Sword Conference?" Hu Tiehua said, "The most important thing is that I can watch the old bug Joke, haha~"

"Brother Hu said this, aren't you also on the list yourself!"

"Although that list compiled me, what it said were all facts. I admit it to Lao Hu. But you, Big Brother Chu, are different. The old bug who was originally the most popular among girls now makes Hangzhou City like a snake and a scorpion. , Do you think it's interesting or not?"

"What's going on? Brother Hu, what list are you talking about?" Song Tian'er asked curiously.

"Look at this!" Li Hongxiu took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to Song Tian'er, "I found this when I went out today. It is said that every girl in Hangzhou who has some color and is not married or engaged will get a piece of paper." .”

Song Tian'er took the note, and read aloud: "The Famous Swords Conference is approaching. By the West Lake, a group of heroes gather together. This is really a good opportunity for the heroes of the world to find a good son-in-law. As the saying goes, I wish to have a person who is whole-hearted and stay together forever. However, my heart is wrong and it is a tragedy in the world. Today, I will list a list of scumbags for all the beauties, so as to help everyone avoid some scumbags. Scumbags?"

"As the name suggests, it is a man who is relatively bad and can't be a good match." Li Hongxiu explained.

"Could it be that brother Chu is also on this list of scumbags?" Su Rongrong couldn't help but asked.

Li Hongxiu said leisurely: "Brother Chu is not only at the top but also No.2."

"Rongrong's list not only ranks the name but also the reason for the list, and the analysis of lightning avoidance." Song Tian'er couldn't wait to read, "Xiao Li Tanhua Li Xunhuan is the first in the scumbag list. Xiaoli Tanhua Li Xunhuan is the third in Bai Xiaosheng's weapon list , Tan Hualang of the imperial court, both civil and military, handsome and extraordinary, known as the son of Liuru. However, this gentleman can be called a good friend, not a good man. Misdeeds: He wants to use his fiancée as a gift to his righteous brother Long Xiaoyun, who has a bad character. This gentleman has a worrying IQ. As a friend, you can throw your head and blood. If it is love, you are doomed to lose your life, and the scumbag index is five stars."

"The second most handsome thief on the scumbag list is Chu Liuxiang. He is suave and resourceful, but being passionate is equal to being indiscriminate. There are three beauties in the family, but he still lingers in the flowers, typical of eating from a bowl and looking at a pot. If it is love, be alone, scum The male index is three stars."

……

"Wuzheng Villa Yuan Suiyun is fifth on the scumbag list. The reason cannot be said. If it is love, life is in danger. The scumbag index is four stars."

"Sixth on the list of scumbags, Monk Wuhua—"

Su Rongrong was taken aback: "Miao Monk has no flowers?"

"Yes!" Song Tian'er continued to read, "Qijue Miaoseng Wuhua is beautiful in appearance and amazing in talent, but he is in Buddhism, but he has not cut off the world of mortals. If it is love, there is a fear of life, and the scumbag index Four stars."

……

"Ninth is Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows. He is romantic by nature, likes to drink, admires beautiful women, and values ​​friendship more. Although he is not a long-term lover, he is often involved in trouble. If it is love, not only may his lover change his mind, but he may also become cannon fodder , scumbag index two stars."

"The tenth butterfly, Hu Tiehua, values ​​loyalty and loves alcohol like his life. However, he can be called the most scumbag in the world. If you look down on him, he will love you like pearls and treasures. If you please him, he will abandon you again Shoes. In view of the slovenly appearance of this gentleman, he can only attract a few women with unique eyes, and the scumbag is rated as one star."

"The people who wrote the list are too much, how can you say that about Big Brother Chu and Big Brother Hu." Song Tian'er was dissatisfied.

"That's not what they said. Although they put me and the old bug on the list, what they said was objective and fair. At least I recognized the part about Lao Hu." Hu Tiehua rubbed his nose and said.

"I didn't expect Big Brother Hu to be this kind of person!" Song Tian'er gave him a glare.

"No wonder you keep pushing Gao Yanan, it turns out it's because Gao Yanan treated you so well!" Chu Liuxiang teased.

"Brother Chu, aren't you angry when someone writes like that?"

"Why should I be angry? What she wrote is the truth. Besides, if she dares to write like this, she is sure that I won't make trouble." Chu Liuxiang smiled wryly.

"So what do you say?" Su Rongrong was puzzled.

"First, what she wrote is all facts. Second, didn't you notice that she wrote very detailed about me, Li Tanhua, Lu Xiaofeng, and Lao Hu."

"However, some people have mentioned it all in one stroke, such as Yuan Suiyun." Li Hongxiu said.

"That's right, the original Suiyunyuan son is gentle and elegant, and he is not as romantic as Brother Chu. Why is he on the list, and there is no danger of his life. The most exaggerated thing is that Master Wuhua, the seven wonderful monks, is also on the list! "Song Tian'er was puzzled.

"It seems that there is something wrong with Mr. Yuan and Master Wuhua. Otherwise, the people on the list would not have deliberately put them in the top ten." Chu Liuxiang frowned.

In addition to the top ten list of scumbags, this list also has an appendix, which lists people who are not good matches but did not explain the reasons in detail.These people have a characteristic that they are somewhat famous in the world, and they are attractive to girls, but their character may be lacking.For example, Xue Bin in Xuejiazhuang, Jin Jiuling in Six Doors and so on.

But what is wrong with Yuan Suiyun and Wuhua, why are they listed?From the perspective of other people on the list, the person who wrote the list is not just talking nonsense.Although Yuan Suiyun only met once, Miao Seng Wuhua is Chu Liuxiang's old friend.

Chu Liuxiang couldn't think of anything wrong with Wuhua.In the empty door, but did not cut off the dust.Could it be that there is a problem with the woman without flowers?

Chu Liuxiang jumped up suddenly.

"Brother Chu is going out?" Su Rongrong said.

"Since there is a problem and you can't figure it out, why not ask the person who wrote the list."

"Old bug, do you know who wrote this list?"

"Looking at this list, you can tell that the people who wrote the list are well versed in Jianghu affairs, and they want to guard against me like a wolf. It's not difficult to guess."

"It's Shangguan Danfeng!" Li Hongxiu had an idea.

After Ye Xiaoyi and Shangguan Danfeng visited last time, Li Hongxiu specially investigated Shangguan Danfeng.That's why they knew that this Shangguan girl was not only their big brother Chu's admirer, but also called herself a flower protector, and tried every means to prevent Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng from approaching their sisters in Qixiufang.He was afraid that his classmates would be hurt by Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng.

"I haven't met this Shangguan girl before. I didn't expect that Shangguan girl knows me so well." Hu Tiehua rubbed his nose and said, "Old bug, I'll go with you."

Hu Tiehua followed Chu Liuxiang to Qixiufang, thinking she would be rejected.Unexpectedly, Shangguan Danfeng had a very good attitude, and even treated him better than Chu Liuxiang.

Hu Tiehua has always been a man who can't hide his words, so he asked immediately: "Miss Shangguan, you put us on the list of scumbags, but entertained us so politely, shouldn't you be cold-hearted to us?"

"Ah, you just like others not giving you good looks?" Shangguan Danfeng smiled lightly, "I don't allow Chu Liuxiang to approach my seniors and sisters because Chu Liuxiang has the capital to flirt with girls. If you are not careful, the girl will fall Falling in love. But Brother Hu, are you—"

Chu Liuxiang: I don't feel praised at all!

Shangguan Danfeng paused for a moment: "The girls in our Xiufang love cleanliness. If you don't like to take a bath, you basically don't like it. Since you are not in danger of being deceived, you are a good friend. Of course I don't like you." You will be turned away. Not only will you not be turned away, except that men are not allowed to enter the Neifang, Brother Hu is a welcome guest of our Qixiufang whenever he comes."

Just saying that I don't like taking showers, and not directly saying that girls don't like me?

Hu Tiehua: Should I thank you for your euphemism?

Chu Liuxiang put the leaderboard in front of Shangguan Danfeng: "I want to know why Yuan Suiyun and Wuhua are on it?"

"Didn't you write it, don't say it!"

If she really wrote out the secrets of Yuan Suiyun and Wuhua, it would be no wonder if she was not silenced!But it is much more vague to use the three words that cannot be said.

Whether it's Li Xunhuan, Chu Liuxiang, or Lu Xiaofeng, she also wrote down the merits of each of them, so chivalrous men like Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng are on the list, and Yuan Suiyun and Wuhua are on the top, so it doesn't mean they are shameless, right? ?

At most, it means that they are not the first choice for the girls!Maybe many people can still be proud of being on the same list as Chu Liuxiang and the others!

After all, those who can make the list are either charismatic or have extraordinary family backgrounds, and they are all famous people in the world.There are as many people in the rivers and lakes who want to be famous as crucian carp crossing the river.Otherwise, on Bai Xiaosheng's weapon list, how could he have to die for a ranking.