[Comprehensive] Change the posture to solve the case

Sherlock covered his left cheek with an ice pack, and sat expressionlessly on the sofa in John's newly rented room. =

Beside him is Doctor Strange who is also holding an ice pack and covering his right cheek expressionlessly.

John seemed to have calmed down at this moment, standing not far from them, with an expression of "don't think I'll forgive you if you pretend to be pitiful".

Mary more or less figured out what happened, and now she had nothing to say and leaned against the wall as a passer-by. As far as she knew, Sherlock really didn't reveal the news that he was still alive to John at all. In the middle of the year, John finally recovered from the loss of his love... from the loss of his friend, and now it will be unacceptable for a while.But Mary is not worried, Sherlock will smooth out her boyfriend's hair in two or three strokes, after all, her boyfriend is still very innocent... After all, the relationship between the two of them is still there...

Thinking about it this way, John's current girlfriend, who always felt a little weird, changed her posture unnaturally.

Sherlock: "I feel like your girlfriend has misunderstood our relationship."

Mary: "..."

John: "???"

He turned around for no apparent reason, just in time to see Mary's embarrassed expression.

John: "..."

John became furious and yelled at Barala, "It's all your fault!"

Kneeling on the keyboard and raising his hands above his head, the Barbara black question mark face: ? ? ?

John clenched his fists, with an expression of unbearable memories: "Two years have passed, I didn't expect you to infect Sherlock so sensitively."

Barala pointed to her nose: "exm? Me? I'm contagious? Why don't you say that two years have passed, and you and Sherlock still have such a sense of CP?!"

John returned to his expressionless face: "Continue to raise your hands above your head. I have been cheated for two years and I am taking medicine every day to forget the pain. I can't beat women. You just kneel like this before my anger subsides." let's go."

For the first time, Ba Lala, who had the medicine bottle thrown all over her face, choked and couldn't refute, so she continued to kneel on the keyboard with a look of resentment.

John recalled the scene at Barala's funeral. No wonder Iron Man was still in the mood to eat hamburgers at the funeral!

John took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, pretended to be nonchalant and asked, "Who else knows besides me?!"

Sherlock and Barala looked at each other.

Sherlock said in a quick and steady tone: "Mycroft, you know he needs to help us escape here secretly, so he must know."

Barala continued to count: "Boss Tony is going to fake my death for me, and he knows it too."

These two people are a crucial part, and John continued to ask with a little understanding: "Who else?"

Sherlock: "Molly."

Barala: "Little spider."

Sherlock: "Director Fury."

Barala: "Captain America."

Sherlock: "Colson."

Barala: "Little bitch."

Sherlock: "Ant-Man."

Barala: "Natasha."

Sherlock: "Ah, there are a dozen more homeless people who must be used, you know I can't do without them..."

John: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Mary: "Honey, don't lift the table..."

……

John's anger came and went quickly, just as Mary predicted.Even though there was no news for John in the past two years, the real two friends stood in front of him. After the rage, all that was left was rejoicing and happiness.John had prayed more than once that Sherlock's death was a prank, but the so-called "evidence" shattered his hopes again and again, and when his prayers came true, if he was unhappy, it must be false of.

Doctor Strange, who was tricked by the two guys, decided that unless they were dying, they would never have any contact with each other!Then he covered his bruised and swollen handsome face, took John's apology and left without looking back.

After calming down for a while, John still couldn't hold back his own instincts. Swallowing his breath, John followed Sherlock as an assistant and returned to people's sight.

Picking up the previous relationship network, Barala shuttled between New York and London as before, and didn't meet the Avengers guys a few times.

However, Iron Man and the superheroes received a dog food from deep malice when the whole of London warmly celebrated the return of their detective Sherlock Holmes.

wedding? !

The little spider who came over to act as a postman to deliver greeting cards was wearing a red battle suit and a Santa Claus hat, and sent the wedding invitations of Barala and Sherlock to the Avengers Building with a smile.

Then the superheroes who stayed in the combat meeting room looked confused...

"What, get married on Christmas?" Stark put his legs on the table and lazily threw the invitation on the table, "There are too many people asking me out for Christmas, so don't go."

Captain America looked over and over again, a little envious: "It seems to be a wedding with John (Huh?)"

Ant-Man looked at the q-version characters of the two on the invitation, and sighed, "I didn't expect the two to stick together for so long without breaking up. It's not easy."

Natasha: "Exactly, last Christmas was also spent at his house, and this time there seems to be more atmosphere."

Deadpool who came out to make soy sauce scratched his head: "Go to London, who will pay for the round-trip ticket?"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone looked at Stark, the rich and willful big benefactor.

Stark felt everyone's "worshiping" gazes, Shi Shiran put on his sunglasses, and snapped his fingers: "Of course, Barala will reimburse you!"

**

Although Sherlock did not participate in the decision of the wedding schedule at all, compared to the free time of the other three people who were busy with the wedding, his life was quite busy. Basically, he solved the case... solved the case... solved the case... and then Pulled by Barala to try on a suit.

He didn't really understand what this formal thing could prove, but seeing how excited the other pair of John and Mary were, he reckoned that Barala should be in the same mood, so he closed himself silently. A mouth that will pour cold water at any time.

Even so, every day, he would still be stared at blankly by Barala who could understand his organs. →

The four of them decided to get married in a small church in the countryside. Not many guests were invited, but they were all acquaintances.

When welcoming the guests, four people stood there, and Barala specially arranged Sherlock and John in the middle.

Sherlock, John and Mary's relatives and friends arrived one after another. As the most prominent among them, Mycroft came here in his low-key and luxurious government car.Barala noticed that in order to show his "sincerity", he reluctantly tied a more festive bow on his neckline.

Standing reluctantly among the four of them, he raised his eyelids slightly, and said in the same tone: "Congratulations."

Totally disingenuous ==

How could Sherlock lose to his brother in talking about it.He bent his lips slightly, and responded quickly: "Although as a younger brother, he married before his elder brother, but I believe that even without me, with your personality, you will not find a girlfriend. Parents can't wait for marriage. "

Mycroft's eyes changed.

For an instant.

Everyone's spirits began to tense up.

The common voice of all: pill pill pill.

Barala laughed dryly: "Christmas is a time to urge marriages, haha, haha, haha..."

Mycroft's worrying hairline: "Oh, this year only the owner is urged to marry! Not happy!"

The corners of Sherlock's mouth rose slightly.

McCoff tidied up his own bow, and replied slowly: "If my dear brother hadn't gotten married, I could have escaped this Christmas."

Sherlock: "Sooner or later, you can't hide... um"

Barala covered Sherlock's open mouth, and let out a bright smile: "Haha, it's getting late, boss, go in quickly."

John: "..."

Mycroft glanced at these four people indifferently, and walked into the sad hell of being urged to marry with a blank expression.

Then came Jasmine, all dressed up...and her little boyfriend.

Although every organ in Jasmine's body was hostile to Barala, Jasmine's performance was still... above average, and she didn't make any agitated movements.

It's just that when everyone saw Jasmine's little boyfriend, Kedar in their hearts seemed to be opened instantly, and they looked at each other.In the end, as the first choice for He Ximu, John invited the two into the room with a smile on his face.

After they left, Sherlock glanced at Barala dissatisfiedly: "Why did you pinch my hand just now?"

Ba Lala smirked and said, "I'm afraid you may say something wrong."

Sherlock: "What? Said this man came after me?"

Seeing a little fan who was dressed the same as him, Sherlock's heart was unwavering, and he didn't even smile.

Barala said tiredly: "==Your words can hurt the hearts of two people, okay, okay, it seems that your mouth is not suitable for speaking today."

Sherlock was noncommittal.

While the four of them were chatting, a pretentious meteor shot across the sky and flew over in circles. Almost all four of them spotted such a shining sign.

Balala looked into the distance, showing a gratified expression: "The big boss is here."

Sherlock raised his eyebrows: "It's the cash cow."

Everyone: "..."

The middle-aged and elderly uncle with his own bgm came and gliding handsomely stopped in front of them, took off his helmet, brushed his lush hair that had been carefully sprayed with hairspray, and said in an awkward voice: "How about it, is it enough to give you face?" , I have turned down countless appointments with young models to attend your humble wedding."

Barala smiled and replied: "It's okay, it's okay, you can go on a date after the gift money is delivered."

Stark: ==

Soon behind him, an invisible battleship stopped not far away, and a large group of people came down from the battleship.

Everyone appeared in formal attire this time, and did not use their shirts so as not to scare the various old people present.

The little spider Peter ran over with his head shaking, and waved happily at Barala; Little Cheese and Ant-Man lazily followed behind; after taking off his funny American flag, the American team successfully put on the leather jacket Became the main force in the group to improve their appearance; and Natasha and Hawkeye also lost the appearance of agents, and rushed over easily, talking and laughing.

Balara narrowed her eyes, picked up the camera she had prepared long ago, snapped shots, and then waved at them contentedly.

Little Spider: "I was worried about who would reimburse the round-trip ticket, but I didn't expect that Mr. Coulson would lend us the warship so generously."

Barala: "When you go in, don't mention that your warship can enter and leave the British territory at will, otherwise McCoff will probably kill his subordinates."

Iron Man: "Then he has too many people to kill. Compared with technology, it's not that I'm humble. Technicians from all over the world are hot chickens in front of me."

Sherlock: "Ha ha."

Natasha gave the gift she had prepared to Barala, smiling mysteriously with blinking eyes: "Remember to open this gift after taking a shower at night."

Barala: "I understand your lascivious expression, sisters."

Captain America: "Congratulations."

Barala: "If Sherlock hadn't taken the first step, maybe the one standing next to me would be you, the captain."

The captain looked embarrassed: "This..."

Sherlock answered with a blank expression: "You will never be able to intervene in his relationship with the Winter Soldier."

As soon as these words were said, everyone was shocked.

Steve's eyes widened.

Sherlock looked around strangely: "Did I say something wrong? Friendship feelings."

Ant-Man was heartbroken: "God Ward, Barala, your rot has actually infected your husband! Aren't you afraid that he will be bent?!"

Barala was also expressionless, "Haven't you noticed the current position? Don't you think that Mary and I are just a decoration?"

The two grooms standing in the middle: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Iron Man muttered to himself: "I should bring a bigger gift."

……

After the guests arrived intermittently, the wedding of the two couples was about to begin.

When Barala walked in step by step holding a bouquet, Sherlock stood in front of the priest, turned slightly sideways, and his eyes fell on Barala's body impartially, watching her walk in step by step, slowly Stretch out your hand.

"Are you willing to marry Miss Barala? Regardless of life, old age, sickness, death, rich or poor, high or low, success or failure, you will never leave her and love her forever?"

"Uh... I can't guarantee it. I mean, I hope she can play at her usual level when I'm in danger. She can run as far as she can. It's just playing tricks. As long as you can live, there must be someone alive... er... well, I mean I would."

"Ahem... Are you willing to marry Mr. Sherlock Holmes as your wife? Regardless of life, old age, sickness, death, rich or poor, high or low, success or failure, you will never leave him and love him forever?"

"I'll try my best, Sherlock is dying every day, and I don't know when I will leave him alone, but as long as he still needs me, I will try my best to help him, even though I am not so I like to solve crimes, but you know, husbands and wives do what they want, maybe we will continue to solve crimes until we can't run and lie on the bed, but before that, I should stop in advance in fear of death, and then wait until he is in danger Wouldn't it be cooler to go out on a rare occasion? Uh... I'm talking too much, I mean, I would."

"Cough cough cough cough cough cough... Well, I declare in the name of the Holy Father: the bride and groom are married, and now the groom can kiss the bride."

Following the process, Sherlock looked at the woman standing opposite him who was half a head shorter than him, seeing her talking too much because of nervousness, lifted the white veil in front of her, a warm halo flashed across her indifferent pupils, Leaning forward, he gently kissed Barala's lips.

There was a whistling cheer from below.

【End】

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Wedding night

Barala took a shower excitedly, then sexually opened Natasha's gift, and then yelled "Wow"

Sherlock was brushing his hair but didn't hear any movement, put down the book, and asked indifferently, "What's wrong?"

Ba Lala covered her face shyly: "Oh, I'm sorry."

Sherlock:?

Barala: "Oh, it's really annoying, how come it just fits!"

Sherlock:?

Barala: "I think little Sherlock must be more tired today..."

Sherlock: "...do you chat with it every now and then?"

Barala: "It's not... just occasionally when it can't bear it, it will bark twice, maybe I will know it."

Sherlock: "...Can't you block this function arbitrarily?"

Barala: "Block what? How meaningful!"

Sherlock: "...are you going to talk to me in the bathroom all the time?"

Barala came out shyly wearing the sexy lingerie Natasha gave her, and even blew a kiss at Sherlock.

Sherlock: "..."

Barala: "How is it? Is it beautiful..."

Sherlock hadn't spoken yet, and Barala rushed over to chew on his mouth.

Barala: "Your mouth is too straight, your body is too honest, hahaha."

Sherlock dodged her sneak attack, pressed the hands she wanted to occupy her body, and said calmly: "Turn off your abilities."

Barala rubbed against his chest: "No!"

Sherlock: "Turn it off."

Barala: "You can't hear me again, it's me who is embarrassed!"

Sherlock: "You'll tell me."

Barala: "...Okay, okay, I promise you I won't tell you."

Sherlock: "Shut it off!"

Balala looked at Sherlock's bare chest, swallowed: "Okay, okay, turn it off."

Sherlock: "...I can tell if you're lying or not."

Barala: "...It's really turned off this time!"

Sherlock looked at her quietly for a while, and after seeing that she almost gave up, he turned over and pressed her back.

……

I still remember this pit! ! !While the old year has not passed, the new year is coming!Make their big wedding!Originally, I planned to wait for Christmas to be released, but the lazy cancer broke out again!Haha!But fortunately, this year is over~!

I didn't catch up with Da Zhizi's birthday, so what happened to Da Zhizi?

This is officially over~ Have a good year everyone.

Pray for Sherlock Holmes University's success in life, work and study in the coming year