[Comprehensive] Change the posture to solve the case

The strong man took a deep breath, slowly sat back on the chair, and pondered for a long time.

"That..." He felt that the shirt on his body was too tight, so he unbuttoned the two buttons on his neckline, revealing a larger tattoo.But when he saw the tattoo, he had a shit-eating expression on his face again, "FUCK, can this thing be washed off, it has no taste at all."

He buckled it up again out of sight and out of mind, looked at the "innocent" Barala, seemed to feel that he was acting too ungentlemanly just now, then pulled out a smile and straightened his back: "What you just said should be taken seriously." I didn't say anything, but if you want, I welcome you at any time." As he spoke, he smiled wickedly at Barala.

He didn't have Loki's face, but he dared to smile with evil charm and madness.

Barala: "..."

What the hell is this second personality? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Ba Lala, who was hit by the shock, was also silent for a long time, holding down her overwhelmed stomach, and really couldn't look directly at her cheap dad's second personality.After sorting out the language a bit, I asked the most important thing, "Um...you want to destroy the earth too?"

"Destroy the Earth?" When he heard this sentence, he shook his hands as if hearing a joke, leaned back on the chair with a relaxed expression, and said, "I came here to rule it. It is destroyed, who shall I rule over."

Barala opened her mouth wide: "Huh? Rule the earth?"

Seeing the stupid look of his beautiful daughter, the strong man narrowed his eyes and pointed to something: "You don't understand, but you just need to know that those superheroes will still stumble in front of me. Although I I'm not quite used to having such a big daughter, but the future is long, sooner or later you will be immersed in my charm hahahaha."

Barala: "………………."

Well, she knows who is the most sacred Tom Su who can say such a thing, and only this Tom Su can have such an idiot name.

But whether this Tom Su is Tom Su or not is too hard to force. It doesn't matter if he wears it on a strong man.

Still not convinced, Barala asked tentatively: "I heard that superheroes are searching for your whereabouts."

Sabidin curled his lips and looked dismissive: "How can they beat my protagonist aura."

Barala: "........."

Seeing the silent expression on the beautiful woman's face, he seemed to realize that the words he used were too fresh for the natives to understand, so he had to change his explanation and smiled at her, showing his shining white teeth: "The aura of the protagonist is... It just means awesome, none of them can beat me hahahaha."

This person is not at the same level as Barala in terms of wording and sentence making, and even has no principled confidence in his identity as a time traveler. There are so many male protagonists in movies and TV shows in this dimension, how dare they come to the world of heroes? When you are a villain, you don't need Iron Man and the others to act. Bucky, who hasn't changed his ways, will give you a straight knife and make you pretend to be aggressive.

Balala, who was supposed to see her fellow villagers recognize her relatives with tears in her eyes, saw this person's unique brain circuit, and decided to pretend to be an aboriginal...

Sabidin, who seems to be quite satisfied with this daughter, after the topic of ruling the earth was brought up, he seemed to open up the chatterbox, and began to talk about his plan endlessly, roughly that this fragment was his secret Weapons, if you collect all the fragments, you can summon Shenlong, then dominate the earth, and then organize the army on the earth for him to use. At that time, it will not be aliens who come to attack the earth every time, but he will lead the army to attack alien planets. , Let them also taste the taste of losing their homes, the alien planets are attacking, it is not a dream to step out of the galaxy and become the overlord of the universe balabala...

Sabidin eloquently described a bright future, noticed the change in Balala's posture, stopped thinking, and asked suspiciously: "Why are you kneeling and listening to me?"

Barala knelt on the chair, cast her body down: "Hearing your plan, I really couldn't help the surge in my heart, and I began to kneel and listen before I knew it."

And just when this Tom Su was bragging, she finally remembered what the hell Yin Yuanhui was familiar to her. This Tom Su is not only a lover of stallion novels, but also a game otaku. The system of Yinyuanhui moved here, the civilization gap between Europe and the United States and the native land has already circled the world, okay, but it was modified by the master personality, and a system made the lips of the donkey and the mouth of the horse, I really don’t know what Come with confidence to rule outer space.

Sabidin saw this beautiful woman who had just met and knelt under his suit pants within a few minutes, especially because his own daughter worshiped him so much, his heart swelled even more, and he continued to smile wickedly, "It seems You still have discernment. Since you are the first to follow me, I will not treat you badly. But it is impossible to be my wife in your capacity. You can rest assured that Natasha and Wanda will follow later. Me and you are big too."

Barala: "........."

Barala thought blankly, this Tom Su really not only wants to use Kisan to rule the universe, a double harvest in career and love is the necessary condition for a winner in life.If these words are heard by the sister-controlled Kuaiyin and the Hulk, Kuaiyin will not mention it. The Hulk came up and punched him directly, smashing him into the surface of the earth, not even a hair left.

At that time, it will not be Tom Sue, but the Tom in "Tom and Jerry" who always dies.

She hadn't finished slandering, but Sabidin thought of another question, "But the only regret now is that I... I was mentally unstable when I first came here, and I didn't completely wipe out your father's consciousness, and let him gain the upper hand. If one day you never see your dad again, but only me completely, will you hate me?"

When he said the last sentence, he should be quite familiar with the routines in romantic dramas. While giving her a vaccination test, he looked at Barala affectionately, saying, "Since you are in love with me, then I Falling into the water with your father at the same time, who will you go first?" expression.

Barala: "..."

No one can make Barala "..." for a continuous period of time. In this way, Sabidin is No. 1, and she is also convinced.

Barala spoke with difficulty: "...Of course it's you."

Sabidin smiled as expected, probably never doubting his aura as the protagonist.

The two "talked very happily", until Nicotine, who had been waiting for a long time to deliver the message, appeared quietly and made a gesture to Sabidin.

Seeing Nicotine, who was handsome and younger than himself, Sabidin stopped chatting and muttered depressedly: "Why didn't he wear it on him?"

Regarding this, Barala just wanted to say that it was fortunate that she didn't wear nicotine, otherwise, with this self-information, it would be no problem to rule another dimension.

Sabidin's depression was only fleeting, and he waved his hand casually to let him bring him up.

Nicotine looked at his attitude towards him, lowered his eyes, and clearly realized that Sabidin's personality had changed.

Walking around in the garden, Sherlock, who knew exactly how many trees were planted in the courtyard, what kind, and which tree was sick, clearly noticed the change in Sabidin's temperament.

He looked at Ba Lala without any trace, and was surprised to find that Ba La La's face seemed to be constipated for many days.

Sherlock:? ? ?

Barala: It's hard to say!

Sabidin doesn't like the same sex, especially the same sex who is many times more handsome than him.When facing Sherlock, his attitude and expression are obviously much lower than the enthusiasm just now, to the point that it is similar to the expression of the main character, but there are slight differences, and Sherlock can naturally see these differences.

Sabidin: "You are the one brought by my... daughter?"

Sherlock remained calm, and just wanted to introduce himself, and then Barala answered first: "Yes, yes, it is the partner I brought, just an ordinary friend, called..."

Sabidin interrupted her, seemingly dissatisfied with her answering for this guy, and looked at Sherlock: "Say it yourself."

Inexplicably feeling that Sabidin suddenly had an extremely strong possessive desire for Barala and the slight jealousy in his tone, Sherlock looked at Barala who understood this change, Barala who was identified by Sabidin as his woman Pull: QAQ

Sabidin urged: "Say it!"

Barala is sure, if Sherlock dares to say his name as Sherlock Holmes, this Tom Sue will definitely make an example of the protagonist first...

Sherlock glanced at Barala who was trying to wink at him, and replied before Zabidin found out, "John Watson."

Barala: ...Sure enough, Curly Flower is true love. It is estimated that the name of the male supporting role should not attract Sabidin's attention.

Sure enough, Sabidin who heard the name "Watson" showed obvious contempt, gave up his scrutiny, and continued to mutter, "So it's Watson in the British TV series. If the Chinese girl in the American TV series, I would The harem will grow stronger again."

Barala: "..."

It is estimated that he has watched too many TV shows, thinking that the people around him are deaf and cannot hear what he is talking to himself.

Just when they thought they had tricked Sabidin, Sabidin discovered another doubt.

Sabidine: "No, isn't Watson very short?"

Barala: "..."

Sherlock: "..."

Light a candle for John, who was shot infinitely and bled to death.

"That's because Sherlock is too tall." Barala explained calmly, and added a compliment by the way, "Probably on the same level as you."

It's not that Barala is lying, this strong man is indeed almost two meters tall, otherwise he wouldn't be mistaken by Barala for a beating pony...

Sabidin was obviously satisfied with the compliment, but when he heard that Sherlock was the same height as him, he calmly said, "Then cut off both of Holmes' legs."

Sherlock: "..."

Sherlock's sexy brain: "...is this person... an idiot?"

Barala was about to kneel down for her boyfriend's reasoning ability, and she knew it all.

Fortunately, Nicotine was not at the scene, otherwise, as Sabidin's right-hand man, he would never let go of this opportunity to kill Sherlock.

Seeing that Tom Su didn't show any signs of weakening his will, on the contrary he was still very energetic.Ba Lala didn't know how long she would have to wait to talk to the Lord's own father, but this trip was already quite rewarding.In the end, she looked at Sabidin expectantly, and asked her biggest doubt: "Do you still need someone to help collect the fragments?"

Sabidin, who finally had some brains, glanced at "John Watson", and Barala hurriedly vouched: "He has already betrayed Sherlock and followed me. Don't worry, his mouth is absolutely strict."

"That's good." Sabidin guessed that this biological daughter would not betray him, especially when he was still deeply trapped in his own charm, so he said concisely, "It's still one step away, my great cause of conquest is about to It's started, haha."

It's still short of...a slice....

Isn't that the piece in her hand...

Balala pretended to be submissive, and said earnestly, "Let me help."

Otherwise, it is estimated that he will be unspoken tonight.

Sabidin was taken aback, and asked in disbelief; "Are you sure? This is not something that can be done easily."

...Balala, holding the last fragment in her hand, replied firmly: "Everything is for the Lord."

Sabidin looked at her with relief: "As expected of my woman... my daughter."

Sherlock: "..."

……

Nicotine seemed to have left here because of other things, and after Barala and Sherlock came out, there was no sign of him.But she doesn't care. Serving such a master with two personalities, it would be strange if Nicotine had no dissent, unless Tom Su's aura is too strong, or he worships the master's personality very much.

Also, Barala is very sure that if her own father hadn't run this horrible organization by himself, based on Sabidin's imagination, it is estimated that when the Avengers start to retire, he will still be a rice bug nerd .

After Barala briefly explained Sabidine's dual personality and the personalities of each personality to Sherlock, Sherlock asserted: "This sub-personality must be here to make trouble."

Barala: "...Yes."

When they entered this house, all signals were completely blocked. After leaving here, the mobile phone that recovered the signal was bombarded instantly.

Sherlock was quite surprised when he saw the number of the caller.

"I thought you'd never call me when you were picking up girls."

The only one who can say that is John, who was shot countless times just now.

John was obviously not in the mood for a joke. He was no longer flustered when he heard the news just now. He calmed down and kept calling Sherlock and Barala. This time he finally got through. Wanted, find a place to hide."

small theater:

Tom Sue: You are mine, Natasha is mine, the Scarlet Witch is mine, all the pretty ones are mine

Barala: You can tell, the whole world belongs to you

Tom Su was furious: Fart!The whole universe is mine!

Barala: ...... you won