[Comprehensive] Change the posture to solve the case

When Deadpool came out of the operating room with his pants in his hands.

John, who was waiting outside, was full of sympathy and wanted to comfort him with appropriate words: "...that... Sherlock is very good at dissecting the body, don't worry..."

body anatomy...

Deadpool put his head against the wall in pain: "I'd rather not let him connect it to me again!!!"

What if his majestic big dick doesn't lift! ! !

Might as well grow a new one! ! !

It was so strange to follow! ! !

Still unclear about Deadpool's healing powers, growth rate John hears he doesn't want his dick to connect.Xiaotiandi, who has always comforted people, felt for the first time... that he was short of words.

"Uh...that..."

John doesn't know how to comfort a guy who doesn't want a JJ.

Sherlock also came out of it later, seeing the different reactions of John and Deadpool, putting on their coats, with different lights shining in their eyes.

Just now, he accidentally discovered Deadpool's healing ability that is different from ordinary people.This turned his original threat into a real observational experiment.

Sherlock: "Mutants?"

He could only think of such people.Although he hadn't touched it before, it didn't prevent him from understanding these strange skills.

"What? Who?" John was confused.

Deadpool is a late experiment.Hearing Sherlock's question, he didn't mind touching his chin and leaning against the wall, "I want everyone to think that I and that little spider in New York are of the same species."

The New York spider became more and more famous, and John naturally heard about it. After listening to the conversation between Deadpool and Sherlock, he widened his eyes as if he understood something: "You mean, you are a superhero?"

John is definitely not excited about seeing a superhero, but a message like "A person with a cheap mouth and no morals like you is actually comparable to Spider-Man, why is your face so big?"

Deadpool:…………

Deadpool has to clarify one point: "I'm doing things for money, that little spider is a free service, I'm not some hot chicken superhero."

The little spider who was struggling to do his homework in New York suddenly sneezed.

Sherlock directly ignored this, and raised his own question: "The penis repair surgery was successful, with your ability, how long will it take to recover?"

After hearing this, Deadpool put on a bitter face: "I really believed in your evil...in less than a night."

Sherlock: "Go back and give me a blood reagent, I'll take this case."

John suddenly realized when he heard this: "I'm going~ I finally understand, no wonder you can still walk out of the operating room after being cut. At that time, I thought Sherlock's medical skills had improved again..."

Deadpool sneered.

This kind of painless abortion... No, although the painless excision made him lose the happiness of the night, it left an indelible shadow in Deadpool's young heart——to Sherlock.

……

Barala, who is not in the hospital, went back to 221b first.

And on this white Christmas, crystal snowflakes began to fall at night.

Barala lives on the first floor, but she usually stays on the second floor to work with Sherlock.When she returned to her residence, she took off her coat, looked at the room where no one was present, and thought that Mrs. Hudson might be dating the owner of the bakery next door, so she rubbed her hands and went upstairs to cook a cup of hot Milk tea to drink.

The second floor was still as messy as ever.

Balala skillfully picked up the vessel and filled it with water.

Hearing the movement, the eyeballs yelled in the glass bottle: "My God. Sherlock didn't come back with you."

As soon as it made such a noise, the refrigerator also started to make a fuss.

Barala: ...

She rolled her eyes and opened the refrigerator door.

The organs that had been suppressed for a long time saw the light of day again, and they almost didn't let out a breath of air.

The organs that got together seemed to be having a meeting, chattering.

A fresh lung: "I thought you were inseparable."

Barala lowered her head and plugged in the electric kettle: "You should tell John about this."

Eyeballs don't care: "Anyway, it's about the same."

Hearing that they naturally connected Sherlock with herself, Barala, who has never thought about such things, didn't know if she was stimulated by what happened today, so she stopped what she was doing and asked them: "Why do you always Love connects me to Sherlock?"

A brain with a piece of tissue removed: "Shouldn't it? Or you don't like it."

Barala frowned, unable to express her feelings, a little depressed: "Is this right? The two of us are not together again."

Eyeball: "God! You are not together?!"

A fresh lung: "I, a newcomer, think you guys have jq, you tell us you two are not together?!"

Barala: ...

Barala: "Mistgrass, with that eye of yours, did you see that the two of us have intimacy beyond friendship? It's not as good as the beautiful Irene before."

The brain missing part of the organization said contemptuously: "Is there only love between couples? What are you thinking about all day long..."

Ba Lala, who was regarded as a perverted woman by a group of organs, was speechless: ...

Broken Hand, who hadn’t been involved in the topic at this moment, thought about it, and said softly: “Maybe we think the atmosphere between the two of you is very harmonious, just like old friends who have known each other for a long time, even if John is always by your side, you two There will also be an aura between two people that no one else can get in."

That's because she knows Sherlock Holmes's life very well-if Stark, Captain America or something, can also become old friends.

Feeling that these words could not convince herself, Barala sat on the bench depressed and scratched her head.

"This feeling is a bit strange. Sherlock is obviously not suitable for dating, otherwise the gay friend should be Watson or Moriarty... I am so tired, I am talking about something, this is not a BL theater Version……"

She talked a lot to herself.

Most of it still revolves around Sherlock, sexual frigidity, really poisonous tongue, low EQ, hot mouth, still very naive Sherlock Holmes, why did she suddenly open up all kinds of teasing her recently.

Barala was pretending to be an idiot, but today an ex-boyfriend suddenly appeared, and she was brought in by Sherlock without knowing it.

Is this person stupid? He clearly judged that Nicotine, a sickly person, wanted to kill all the people around him, and he kept pushing himself up. She couldn't bear the anger of Sherlock Holmes's brainless fans if she died young.

"This is definitely not the comprehensive world I know!" Barala hugged her head.

"Then what does the world you know look like?"

Ba Lala said without thinking: "Heroes are flying all over the sky, and love is everywhere."

The owner of the voice: ...

Barala suddenly heard the voice of a different organ, and immediately looked around vigilantly: "Who?"

"A friend of your ex-boyfriend."

At this time, a person suddenly appeared on the sofa, eating an apple that came from nowhere.

Barala: ...

The two brats I saw in the photo in the hospital not long ago now appear in front of me like this, so sour...

"I would have taken that job if I knew it earlier." Barala muttered to herself.

Kuaiyin frowned: "What are you muttering about?"

Barala looked innocent: "I was thinking how cool your silver hair is."

Kuaiyin was taken aback for a moment, and unconsciously stretched out his hand to stroke his hair. Then he came to his senses and stared at her strangely, which seemed to strengthen his mind: "You really are a loose woman, and you know that I am a nicotine lover. My friend teased me on purpose, do you know how many years you are older than me?"

Kuaiyin's mouth: "Auntie."

Barala: "I..." Fuck your grandma!

Although I don't know how nicotine successfully abducted the two children.But Ba Lala, a young woman from Ben San who was attacked violently, must educate this brat about what it means to be "you can take medicine indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately."

Barala walked up to him, with an "aunty" smile on her face, put her hand on his shoulder, and poked the guy's face with her white fingers: "Little kid, do you know what is called "Living Room and Ex-Boyfriend?" My friend eroge.avi?"

Kuaiyin was suddenly approached by her, and the hair on his whole body was about to explode. In less than a second, he switched to the sofa opposite, pointed at this unruly woman with wide eyes, "You, you... "It's been a long time.

Barala took off her high-heeled shoes, stretched her black silk feet onto Kuaiyin's lap, and said in an ambiguous tone, "I, I, I, I, I, I, I... am I not easy-going? Am I not an aunt? Hurry up and cover your little brother, don't Let him yell."

Kuaiyin subconsciously covered his crotch, and suddenly realized that his little brother could not speak at all, his handsome face flushed red.

"Nicotine really misunderstood you." He pointed at this woman who "forced her into prostitution" in grief.

Barala twitched the corner of her mouth, pointed at herself in disbelief and said, "I'm sorry, are you a fan of his brain, he's going to kill me."

Kuaiyin is also aware of the abnormality of nicotine, but he just squatted for a long time, listening to her talking to the air, and said in his heart: "Anyway... Anyway, you two are not far behind."

"Bear boy, how do you talk?" Barala kicked him, "He's crazy, am I?"

Kuaiyin said angrily, "How dare you kick me!"

Later, when she saw that she was about to kick his face with her feet, she quickly grabbed her feet, "Can you stop using your feet! If it weren't for the fact that you are Nicotine's girlfriend, I would have killed you a long time ago." gone."

Barala sneered: "Kill me? You kill me, so what is the difference between you and Hydra people."

Hydra?Kuaiyin has already learned the real purpose of Hydra, he frowned: "You also know Hydra?"

Barala raised her eyebrows: "What do you think I do."

Heroes big and small, wealthy businessmen, and the government will pay her salary to find her to solve the case of the Barala detective.

Kuaiyin also knew a little bit.

For a moment he was a little shaken, wanting to know about Tony Stark.

And just when the two of them were deadlocked or even distracted.

The door on the second floor was suddenly knocked open, and someone yelled: "Baby is starving to death, I must eat some tiger penis, leopard penis, etc... oh maiga."

Deadpool covered his cheeks with his hands in panic: "I fucking cut off my little bitch for nothing."

Standing at the door, Sherlock watched a white-haired kid grab Barala's feet with a blank expression...

For a moment, John felt as if he had returned to the Iraqi battlefield.

Kuaiyin inexplicably has a sense of shame of "and his wife (?) was caught at the crime scene. avi".

He quickly let go of Barala's foot, pointed at Barala and explained: "She is seducing me!"

Barala: ...

Ba Lala covered her heart and cried bitterly: "I dare not admit that you raped me. Don't stop me. I will hit the wall to kill Mingzhi."

Quicksilver: "You you you..."

John poked at Barala in embarrassment: "The eye drops are in your pocket."

Balara boredly withdrew her hand from fumbling around for eye drops.

Deadpool waved his hand weakly: "I can't supplement nutrition today, I finally found you kid, hurry up and walk with me."

Kuaiyin, who originally wanted to finish the job earlier and go back earlier, found that things were a bit out of line, and frowned: "Who are you?"

Before Deadpool introduced himself, he simply stopped the following words: "No matter who you are, don't try to control us."

Deadpool:"……"

He looked down at Barala: "Is this child suffering from delusional disorder?"

Barala: "Lack of love since I was a child, and it's like this when I grow up."

Quicksilver:  …

In terms of talking, it is impossible for ten quicksilver to compare to the combination of Barala + Deadpool.

Seeing that he was outnumbered without doing anything, Kuaiyin disappeared in front of everyone, and then suddenly appeared behind Deadpool and kicked him.

Deadpool threw himself face down on the sofa.

Kuaiyin relieved his anger: "Let your mouth be cheap."

Deadpool: QAQ

Barala: ...

In the face of people who are not superheroes, Kuaiyin's performance in this series can be regarded as an older child at best.

Just when Deadpool was clutching his crotch that happened to hit the sofa, screaming angrily to kill the little kid, Sherlock finally came in, put the coat on Barala's head, covered She was wearing a thin lace dress.

Then he looked at Kuaiyin: "Do you know that you participated in a serial murder?"

Quicksilver:? ? ?

Seeing his confused look, even John could see that he might not know.I feel a little sympathetic to this little brat.

"Dirty stains on simple clothes mean that you have been short of money recently, but your ability prevents you from starving to death. Petty theft but not stealing valuables obviously has some moral bottom line, although this bottom line I think It’s useless. The bags under your eyes are deep, and you’ve been staying up all night, or sometimes you’ve been unable to sleep because of stress, especially these days, is it a nightmare? No, you’ve been having nightmares all the time, and the nightmares accompany you It’s been a long time, so it’s a more impactful thing. Is there anything that refreshes your three views? Your fingers tremble slightly. This reaction is an unconscious state of muscles after holding a heavy object. There are still blood stains between the nails. Let me think about it. Did you save the nicotine that disappeared inexplicably during the day today? His weight is not enough to make you tremble, but it’s not necessarily so with the heavy schoolbag.”

Sherlock once again showed super-high-speed commentary skills, and when Quicksilver couldn't help but be amazed by his amazing reasoning ability like ordinary people, Sherlock smiled with his hands behind his back.

Deadpool suddenly had a sense of déjà vu when he was stripped of his pants again.

But Kuaiyin heard Sherlock say slowly: "But, if I put all these details on the few murder cases that popped up in the past two days, do you think this evidence is enough?"

small theater:

Balala Cope Time.

Barala asked Kuaiyin: "Do you know what avi is?"

Kuaiyin: "A video format?"

Barala smiled: "A video format that will always be hidden deep in the folder."

Kuaiyin: "Although I don't know what it has to do with avi, I always feel that I understand it."

Barala: "For example, "After school, I and the female teacher.avi", "After returning home, I and my father.avi", "The teacher unexpectedly.avi", "After my friend fell asleep, his girlfriend came to my room .avi", "My sister broke in while taking a shower.avi", "The beautiful landlord peeped at me.avi"..."

Kuaiyin: "Okay, stop talking, I understand."

after awhile……

Kuaiyin quietly asked her, "Ask for a seed."

Barala: ...

Barala: "You should find John."

John: ... (black question mark face)