[Comprehensive] Change the posture to solve the case

Wayne Group is the richest businessman in Gotham City, this is something that Americans know.

Ant-Man knew, too, but he wasn't too worried.After all, apart from Gotham City's No. [-] chaebol, all Americans know that Bruce, the heir to the Wayne family, is a famous playboy who bought a five-star hotel just to spend time with his female playmates in the pool. Playing in the water, there must be no less than two supermodels anywhere at the ball.Anyway, this watch is in Wayne's house, maybe it was stolen. Master Wayne didn't know that he had this watch in his watch vault.

So after a series of careful planning, Ant-Man changed his gear and prepared to sneak into Wayne's house.The Wayne family's house is very large, and it is quite difficult to know where his family's small treasury is.

However, Ant-Man also has a few unreliable friends. Hearing that this is a job for money, they all cheered up. They called up the architectural drawings of the Wayne family that they did not know where to buy, and reassembled them in minutes. a team.

Well, for some reason, Ant-Man had a kind of premonition in his heart.

He wears gear, shrunk down and has his most athletic friend "hit" him out with a baseball.

Ant-Man: "Ahhhhhh—"

Snapped!

A hole was punched in the glass.

Ant-Man slammed onto the wall in a herringbone pose QAQ

But it's okay, he's used to it.

Scott jumped off the wall, stretched his muscles and bones, took advantage of the buzz that was said to be a dance party in this place today, and hurriedly regained his size, and looked around furtively.Very good, there is no one around, as expected, the second floor is more lively than the dance hall on the first floor.And what he has to do now is to find the small vault and get the watch with the help of his friend.

***

The Wayne family has a dance today. The purpose of the dance is to conceal that Bruce is going to execute justice elsewhere. This is a very simple and effective method. The results so far have been very good. At least no one has noticed Bruce Wayne, who is drinking and drinking everywhere. It would be the Batman who would make the bad guys in Gotham shudder.Bruce and the butler agreed on a time to come back, and he drove away.

But this time the villain was easy to attack. He didn't even summon the little bats, so he handed over the group of people to Officer Gordon, who cooperated well with him.Then he rushed back to the cave before the appointed time, the dance in the house was still going on, he needed to show up, and now the housekeeper was maintaining everything.

When Bruce was about to change his clothes, he heard a message from the butler Alfred.

Butler Ah Fu: "Master..."

Bruce took off his headgear and said in a relaxed tone: "I'm back, I'm changing clothes now, and I'll be there soon~!"

Butler Ah Fu was silent for a moment: "That...isn't..."

Bruce: "???"

The housekeeper Afu looked at the video on the monitor and explained calmly: "Someone is stealing the safe that is not very valuable as a decoration at home." The safe inside is probably filled with some gold coins, or someone else Gifts and other things of little value, on the bright side, are also some common practices of big families.

So when the butler saw this scene, he found a few security guards, and he couldn't even go there in person.

[Balala messing in: The rich man hugs his thighs! 】

Bruce listened to the butler's joke-like words: "..."

What?Our vault was stolen? ! ! !

How dare someone steal Bruce's (Batman's) vault? ! ! !

Is this man stupid? ! ! !

Bruce put the mask back on and asked the housekeeper to give him another 10 minutes... no, 5 minutes to deal with this thief who dared to steal from his house, and then get to the dance on time!

Hearing the answer from the young master on the other end of the phone, I don't know whether it was speechless or speechless or speechless, butler Ah Fu, who was in a good mood, always had a premonition that no matter what the purpose of the thief was, he would take... medicine... pills.

***

Ant-Man, who didn't know that he was about to bring a dog, had already found the small vault, and was struggling to crack the password of this extremely simple small vault with his hand in his hand.

While unlocking it, he wondered, didn't it mean that rich people's anti-theft level is good?The last time he went to Dr. Pym's house, he had to spend a lot of effort to break through the level. Why is it so simple this time... Don't really rich people care about theft prevention?Or is it just this rich man who sees money as dung, dung, dung...

Here should be Dr. Pym, a fake rich man with a gun, and Bruce Batman Wayne, a real rich man whose IQ is despised.

Ant-Man's door was quickly pried open.He took a deep breath, rubbed his hands, opened the anti-theft door, and walked in.

After entering, the poor Ant-Man's expression is the whole process: =皮=

The expression of Ant-Man's poor friend who saw the scene inside through the camera is: O Pan O

All kinds of gold piled up the entire small warehouse, and there were many valuable watches and jewelry on the gold table, which blinded everyone's eyes.

Ant-Man muttered to himself: "This is the right way to open a rich man's small coffers."

The safe in the suit that Dr. Pim gave him is so weak!

Luis, his Mexican friend from prison, opened his mouth and murmured, "I've seen so many fucking gold coins for the first time."

The other two leaned in front of the screen and wiped each other's saliva.

"Hurry up, hurry up and steal!" Louis wished he could sneak into the screen and steal with him.

Ant-Man came back to his senses, quickly nodded his head twice, then ignored the gold coins, and rummaged through the watch that Barala had mentioned.

Louis, who was watching all this the whole time, said angrily, "Aren't you really going to get two extra gold pieces for my brothers?!!!"

While searching, Ant-Man explained: "The purpose of our visit this time is the watch, and Barala's salary has already been paid."

Louis said weakly: "...you won." Then he couldn't help but continue to yell at the shoulders of the other two, "Will you die if you take an extra piece of gold? Will you die? Will you die..."

Louis saw the picture in front of the screen suddenly turned upside down, backed up violently, and shook violently... He silently covered his crow-like mouth.

"Yes, yes, Batman!" Another IT man pointed at the screen, his fingers trembling.

At this time, from the perspective of Ant-Man, that is, the three of them, the black "Superman" who has always been fighting criminals and representing justice is standing in front of them alive.

"Pills, Scott is going to be beaten again." The remaining man couldn't bear to cover his eyes.

Louis slapped the man on the back of the head, "Don't talk nonsense, Louis escaped from Falcon's hands, and Batman will be fine... right."

As soon as they finished speaking, they saw that their field of vision turned again, and they were only [-]mm away from the ceiling, and then fell sharply and fell to the ground hard.

That IT man: "...You better stop talking."

……

Ant-Man now feels like his internal organs are about to crumble to pieces.He coughed and raised his hand to signal: "I'm not here for this family's money."

Batman fell silent, and punched again.

Ant-Man: QAQ......

Ant-Man stretched out his hand in a defensive gesture: "I'm your fan, although today's matter is not very authentic, but you have to believe in me for a reason... Wucao, you really fight... you again So don’t blame me for being rude.”

Ant-Man's explanation is basically in vain. Behind every thief there is a bitter experience that has to be said. Batman has heard a lot. In addition, this is the young man who dared to come to his house to steal things. Batman Sanctioning him without going up with a punch is already a shame.

However, Ant-Man's skills have been trained to be quite agile. He ran away while explaining. In this cramped environment, he never got a punch from Batman again.

Batman was a little surprised. At this time, he no longer regarded the thief as a simple burglary. He used the modified voice changer and asked hoarsely, "What are you here for?"

Ant-Man: "...stealing things."

Batman: "..."

Ant-Man: "QAQ is really stealing, otherwise what would I come here for?"

Speaking so confidently, Bruce was silent for a moment, but decided to beat him until he told the truth.

I'm going big!Ant-Man saw Batman rushing towards him immediately, this matter was serious, and he didn't dare to be careless anymore, when he rushed in front of him, he immediately shrunk down and jumped onto Batman's lap.

Ant-Man hugged Batman's thigh and gasped.

And Batman saw someone disappearing in front of his eyes for the first time, his pupils shrank violently, he took a few steps back, and looked around vigilantly.

The surrounding area was quiet, and there was no sign of the thief who was dressed strangely... (in fact, they were almost the same) just now.

Ant-Man doesn’t want to fight with superheroes QAQ, although he has never fought before, but why every time he steals something, he can steal into the house of this kind of superhero... Dr. Pym (Ant-Man generation) is... ...the Falcon is... so is the Wayne family...

But what's good Batman doing at Wayne's house to catch him, a petty thief?Had he caught the bad guys in Gotham so much that he had nowhere to go but started catching minions? ! ! !

Ant-Man almost vomited blood when he stole a watch, and the punch from Batman just now still hurts so much!So why did Batman know his plan today miraculously, or did he rush to the scene as soon as he knew it?

At this time, the three little friends in the car were also worried for him: "Why haven't the security guards come with such a big commotion?"

Well, the security guard has been sent away by the housekeeper.Anyway, with the young master around, the security guards are useless, and it is very possible that something will go wrong.

Ant-Man couldn't keep hugging his thighs like this, he jumped back, successfully jumped onto the table, then suddenly became bigger, and jumped at Batman with his back exposed.

Ant-Man hugged Batman and hurriedly apologized: "You have to believe that I really have difficulties, I'll take a step first, you—"

Batman moved left and right and saw that he couldn't come down, so he simply leaned back, and came directly to the top of Tarzan, pressing Ant-Man under him.

Ant-Man is about to vomit blood.

Batman asked him hoarsely: "Who the hell are you? What's the purpose of coming here?"

This skill, coupled with the ability to suddenly disappear and appear suddenly, made it difficult for Bruce not to think about the bad.

Ant-Man: "...I'm really a fucking thief!!!"

Bruce: "..."

don't tell the truth

The two of them continued to fight like a hack.

Finally, when the three people in the car were about to yawn, Ant-Man managed to escape from Batman, rushed out, kicked the glass and shrank again.

Batman, who chased to the window, looked at the guy who was no longer there, and became pensive.

After a while, Batman opened the communicator and said to the butler: "The thief has escaped, check what is lost in this vault."

***

After Ant-Man ran back into the car panting and collapsed on the driver's seat, his friend Louis searched for Ant-Man's clothes, and asked excitedly, "Did you steal it? Did you steal it? Did you steal it?" ?”

Scott lifted his mask, revealing a blue corner of his eye, and shook his head.

The trio in the car suddenly fell silent as if being poured with cold water.

failed again...

Ant-Man saw that they believed it was true, suddenly grinned, and raised the watch with one hand.

"How can Hahaha have something that I can't steal."

"Asshole." When Louis saw the watch, he almost cried with joy and punched Ant-Man.

Ant-Man: "Cough cough cough."

No lie, he was really, really going to vomit blood.

The four of them cheered happily, and finally did the big ticket!Haha!

then……

Louis: "Anything else?"

Ant-Man was at a loss: "???"

Louis stretched out his hand, looking like I'm sorry: "Oh, don't lie to us, you can't just take this watch, what about those gold coins? One is fine, we don't think it's too little, take it out quickly."

Ant-Man: "..."

Louis: "You really didn't take a piece, did you?"

Ant-Man: "..." He shook his head with difficulty.

Louis: "..."

Louis was silent for a moment, then took a deep breath: "Brothers! Hit him!"

A short and powerful little theater:

After Ant-Man left, Batman switched to the handsome Wayne image again.

The butler standing aside was meaningful: "I escaped under your hands—"

Bruce: "...the scene was a bit complicated..."

Butler: "Oh—and then ran away."

Bruce: "...he will transform."

The butler smiled: "Then you haven't been transforming all the time."

Bruce: "...not this kind of transformation."

Steward: "Then transformed and ran away..."

Bruce: "…………………"

He raised his hand helplessly: "Yes, yes, he escaped right under my nose."

At this time, a waiter who passed by saw Wayne raising his hand and handed him a glass of champagne "with a heartbeat".

The butler said as if nothing had happened, "Hurry up and take a sip to calm your shock, my young master."

Bruce: "…………………"