[Comprehensive] Change the posture to solve the case

Sherlock's sexy brain: "I don't have this guy in my memory palace, who is he?"

Barala: "Uh..."

The plot seems to be messed up. At this time, Sherlock hasn't seen Moriarty himself?

She covered her mouth silently, for fear that she would spit out some earth-shattering words when she was nervous.

But... Sherlock has good eyesight, he can see through the hidden attributes at a glance, and I don't know if he can detect other gays and Les, thinking this way, Barala sneaked a glance in John's direction.

John, on the other hand, was shuddered by Baralala's veiled glance.

True love life, stay away from balala.

John took two steps back.

Once the phrase "gay" was uttered, the most embarrassing person was not himself, but Jasmine as his girlfriend.

She glanced at the boyfriend next to her, and although she didn't show anything, Barala could already hear her organs questioning.

Jasmine's ear: "No, no, this is impossible, I must have heard wrong."

Jasmine's brain: "But he's Sherlock."

Sherlock Holmes.

What he said was always right.

But Jasmine pretended to be calm and introduced them to them on the surface: "This is my boyfriend, Jin. He works in the information department upstairs. We, um, we are an office romance. Sounds very romantic."

And Jin's performance is completely different from what Barala encountered before.He is obviously a very high performer, dressed like a girl, his eyes are tense and excited, especially when he sees Sherlock, he clenches his hands unconsciously, like a faint admirer.

And he seemed to be paying attention to the extra person in this room——Balala, and his eyes always glanced towards her.

Moriarty's ear: "What is this man... afraid of?"

Afraid of you!Brother!

Balala silently covered her face with the report card on the table.

Jasmine noticed this detail, and remembering that she hadn't introduced herself, she immediately took the initiative to speak to her boyfriends one by one; "This is Sherlock Holmes, and next to him is his assistant John Watson. Sitting in the corner The lady is..."

Having only met once, Jasmine was a little stuck.

John then enthusiastically answered, "This is also a detective, Miss Detective Barala."

Barala, who was covering her face, greeted casually with her hands.

Jin looked at Barala, and said hesitantly, "Have we met?"

Seeing the big boss pretending to be an innocent passer-by, and most importantly, the feeling that only Ba Lala knew about it was almost crazy.

Hearing him strike up a conversation, Barala replied reflexively: "Your way of striking up a conversation is too old-fashioned. Your girlfriend dares to be so presumptuous here. If she goes out, you can't just throw yourself into Sherlock's arms."

Oops!

Jasmine: "..."

John: "..."

And Sherlock who got shot: "..."

Sherlock's high nose bridge: "It seems that she seems to be full of energy."

Barala: "..."

Save your sister!She is Balala but not Balala, if she can really transform into a Little Demon Fairy, she won’t be called Little Demon Fairy if she doesn’t scare you to death...Balala

Also, she suddenly remembered that when she offended the big boss last time, she was playing around in Hulk's skin the whole time, and she hadn't even seen her face. What was she afraid of!

Thinking of this, Barala put down the paper with a backbone, and then...then continued to lower her head and pick her fingers.

Moriarty felt more and more familiar with this person, especially when he was speaking, the light in his eyes flashed past, and he pretended to be shy and shy again and tentatively said: "I want to say, um, I seem to be Where did I meet you, I don’t have a very good memory, so... Jasmine trusts me, I’m not striking up a conversation.”

Afterwards, he hurriedly explained to Jasmine, as if he took her emotions very seriously.

And Jasmine forced a smile.

Barala was speechless: "You don't understand girls at first sight, and it's not us who she misunderstood." She said and blinked vigorously at Sherlock.

Moriarty: "..."

John felt that he should sympathize with Jin, but Barala finally didn't tease himself. What's the matter with this inexplicable feeling of refreshment?

Sherlock turned his back to her, and said expressionlessly: "Blink for another three seconds, and the muscles in the corners of your eyes will be pulled out."

Barala quickly rubbed her eyes: Shit, isn't this reasoning skill already against the sky!It can be guessed from his back to back, and he seriously doubts whether he also has eyes on the back of his head.

The back of Sherlock's head: "I don't have eyes."

Barala: ＝dish＝

Even the organs are so perverted!

Barala has a magic power, that is, she can make the dead alive.If Sherlock's "gay" wasn't hot enough, then Barala's three sentences are full of affection, even if it's nothing, in Jasmine's eyes there is something...

There is no shortage of love in the world, but a pair of eyes to discover it.

At this time, Jasmine felt that when she got along with him before, most of the topics that she seemed to have mentioned intentionally or unintentionally revolved around Sherlock, and Jin also showed great interest.

She looked at Jin with complicated eyes, as if she could see through him in this way.But Moriarty didn't receive her signal because he was deep in thought.

The atmosphere suddenly fell into embarrassment.

Well, the embarrassment is probably only John.

Just when Jasmine was about to say something, a medical staff from outside pushed in the door and informed Jasmine that because of a large-scale accident just now, there were a lot of corpses to be dealt with and there was a shortage of manpower.

Jasmine withdrew her gaze, made a far-fetched coping, and said to Jin: "I, I'll go out for a while and help. I see you and Xia... don't have something to talk to Miss Barala, you wait here for me."

Jin turned his head and rubbed Jasmine's head with a smile on his face.

This head smack did not bring Jasmine back to her senses, but it finally gave her some comfort. She nodded from the others, and left quickly.

The moment Jasmine left, Moriarty's smile disappeared and he suddenly said in a long voice: "whoareyou"

Barala didn't even think about it: "Yourdad!"

Barala: "..."

She covered her mouth and widened her eyes. Seeing Moriarty's expression suddenly sank, she scrambled and ran behind Sherlock and cried, "No, listen to my explanation...things are not what you imagined. "

John couldn't bear it': "You are already being called daddy. If it were me, I would be impressed by you too."

It doesn't matter if you just call her daddy, but Barala can still destroy the big devil's plan and knock down his No.1!Huh?

Sherlock, on the other hand, was keenly aware of the change in attitude of the gay guy, stopped his investigation, put the phone in his pocket, turned the swivel chair, and faced the man.

Balala, who was hiding behind him, followed suit.

Moriarty didn't care about revealing his identity. Anyway, in his plan, today was just the beginning of a meeting.He had plenty of time to play games with Sherlock, but the biggest surprise today was far more than that. The "Hulk" he hadn't found was actually by Xia's side, and it was the Barala he had investigated. too small……

Moriarty drooped his eyes, as if he was a different person, shed his previous disguise, and his aura rose from 1.3 meters to [-] meters.

Moriarty's well-manicured eyebrows raised slightly, and he took out a piece of chewing gum from his pocket to hold it in his mouth. While chewing, he randomly found an empty table and sat down with his buttocks raised. He looked relaxed and had a gorgeous accent. London accent, like a gentleman: "You know me."

Barala felt the need to raise Sherlock and John's vigilance, and praised cautiously: "Mathematical genius, Internet boss, Napoleon of crime, Beckham of gays, if you dare to be called second, no one will dare to be called First."

John: That Beckham...

After saying these compliments, Sherlock already knew the identity of this... this person.

But he didn't expect someone to be able to deceive himself by being perfectly dressed, making him mistakenly believe that this person's sexual orientation.

This series of code names is indeed worthy of the name.

Smart people don't need explanations, they can understand a lot with just one look.

Seeing Sherlock's expression, Moriarty knew that he had already guessed his identity, so he didn't deny it, "Let me introduce myself again, my name is Moriarty, Kim Moriarty."

John: =dish=

He finally knew why Barala said they knew each other. He only heard about her name but could not see her. The first time he saw him, he wondered if it was because Barala had been substituted in advance. John always felt that Moriarty's sitting posture was a bit...

John's eyes: "It seems very sissy."

Barala: Please don't tell me, she can't help it.

Not many people know the identity of Moriarty. He is insidious and cunning.There are many people who know him, but very few people know what he looks like.

Moriarty caught that "Hulk" right now, and he wasn't in a hurry to get rid of her immediately. Instead, he played with it patiently, like a full-fledged old cat catching a mouse, and playing with it slowly without eating... lethal.

Moriarty also has a brain with a worrying hairline: "No one dares to treat the master like this. Who is she?"

Moriarty's mouth: "Stupid."

I've scolded her twice for being stupid! Hey!She can count them all!

Moriarty's black eyes: "In any case, she has successfully attracted the attention of the master. This world is too boring, and there must be more ants to play."

Barala: Shit, why do you really think you are a domineering president, and an ant!What kind of alien are you pretending to be!Believe it or not, the two horns on Loki's helmet will kill you.

Moriarty naturally couldn't hear her slander.

Just ask, "How do you know me?"

There will definitely be channels.

Barala was silent for a moment, thinking of countermeasures.

John couldn't help but said, "It's not the same Mary Sue, is it?"

Barala: ".........Yes, that's her!"

She didn't dump the pot, it was handed over by Watson.

Moriarty frowned. He remembered the name Mary Sue. Someone seemed to come to him and pay a lot of money to investigate this girl.

Moriarty's brain: "That Mary Sue is really not an ordinary person, and the money spent by the customer does not seem to be wronged."

Moriarty's chin: "It seems that there are a lot of people who have managed to attract Master's attention recently."

Moriarty's black eyes: "This Barala knows her whereabouts..."

Barala: Wait, someone is investigating Mary Sue? Σ(°△°||□)︴

Moriarty looked at Barala's terrified expression and narrowed his eyes: "What are you thinking?"

Barala said nonsense: "I was wondering why you always chase after Sherlock. Standing on the top feels like a kind of loneliness of being alone and seeking defeat, so you stick to the master who you finally found. , love each other and kill each other, what is born Yu and Shengliang, do you understand?" In the end, they still want to die together, isn't this sadomasochism?

But think about it this way, if the article on Juanfu and Peanut cp should be labeled sweet pet, and the label on Moriarty cp should be sadomasochism?Strong?Huh?

Moriarty: ...

Sherlock lying down again: ...

Ba Lala looked at the big devil sincerely: "This is what Mary Su told me."

Moriarty frowned: "Who the hell is Mary Sue?"

Barala: "Living above imagination, she is the most outstanding woman in the world. Her name is ever-changing and her whereabouts are uncertain, but wherever there is a story, she exists. No matter what the process is, the final success must be Mary. Su."

Moriarty was thoughtful: "Then you're saying that Mary Sue is just a code name, and her real name isn't that?"

It is worthy of being the Beckham of the gay class, this can be summed up.

Barala nodded solemnly.

The confrontation between Sherlock and Moriarty began a long time ago with the midnight murder driver. He was the instigator behind many cases. If Moriarty wasn't caught by Barala, he might miss it this time.If he guessed correctly, this time Moriarty came here, the original goal was for himself, but now he is more and more interested in Barala.

This kind of cognition made Sherlock feel a little uncomfortable. Although he didn't know who it was because of, he directly planned for the two people to communicate endlessly: "The purpose of your coming here."

Moriarty had only come here to have a nice meeting with Sherlock, but he had found a better toy to pass the time with.

Moriarty looked at Barala.

Sherlock blocked her directly.

The eyes of the two men met, and an undercurrent surged.

Barala was indignant: "Have you considered John's feelings with such flirtatious eyebrows?"

Melon eater John: ...don't need to consider his feelings, really.

Moriarty withdrew his gaze. He seemed to have noticed something, but he pretended not to notice. When he saw Barala again, he said with a blank expression, "You ruined my last plan."

Barala: Finally started to turn over old accounts, she thought the big devil had forgotten about QUQ

Barala swallowed, grabbed Sherlock's coat, and sneaked her head out from behind him a little bit, "I didn't destroy it, dear, it's not me who took your credit, I just work on salary, you want Blame it on the organization with the oriole behind."

Moriarty's face darkened when he mentioned the organization that stole his plan. Compared with Barala's lip service, he should take revenge on this mysterious organization.

But this Barala...

Think of her reputation.

Moriarty's eyes slipped away from Sherlock and Barala, and suddenly changed to another happy smile, looking at Barala: "Are you a private detective?"

Ba Lala didn't know what this guy was up to, so she blinked and nodded.

Seeing this, Moriarty smiled even brighter: "Is it true that as long as you have enough money, you will take the case?"

He bites the word "money" very hard.

It simply grasped Barala's Achilles' heel.

John, who knew something about Barala's nature, took a deep breath and looked closely at Barala.

Barala: ...

Ba Lala also took a deep breath, and said with difficulty: "It depends on how much..."

Moriarty didn't say anything, and Sherlock didn't turn his head: "I'll tell you the winning numbers of next week's lottery."

Meaning, money is always there when you want it.

After hearing this, Moriarty smiled sarcastically, chewed gum, looked at his well-groomed fingers, and elongated his voice: "You know, the money in the bank account is just a string of numbers to me. That's all, those so-called advanced defenses are just typing codes to get in every minute."

Meaning, all the money in the world is mine.

Barala's eyes glowed.

Moriarty continued: "But if you refuse me..."

Sherlock blocked his next words word by word: "I will protect you."

Barala: "..."

At this moment, she felt that her code name was Mary Su——

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Sherlock finished the sentence without looking back, and looked at Moriarty without fear.

Moriarty put down his fiddling fingers and stared at Sherlock for a long time.

It was so long that Barala thought they were falling in love, and Moriarty suddenly said, "Barala, you have to be careful, well, think about it, do you want to help me?"

And Sherlock directly refused for her: "No need."

Shit, as a time traveler with human rights, can the big devil and the male pig's feet listen to her own opinion.

The Great Demon King obviously didn't want to let Barala go.

Barala could clearly hear his organs discussing how many ways to make her life worse than death if she refused, and regretted it.

Moriarty was no joker.

Barala's legs softened, she smiled dryly and supported Sherlock's shoulders, took off her glasses that were in the way, thought for a while, and looked at the big devil dryly: "That..."

John was afraid that Barala's position would not be firm, so he hurriedly reminded her.

John: "Barala, don't believe what he says."

That's true, but my own life...

Barala: "Uh..."

Sherlock turned his head and looked at Barala faintly.

Sherlock's green eyes: "Master is now facing Moriarty, Barala can't hold back!"

Barala: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Why is it always me who gets hurt!

Ba Lala can be regarded as seeing that being caught between two big bosses, what kind of happiness and distress is this, it is obviously cannon fodder between two people's love!cannon fodder!

Balara, who was deeply aware of this problem, simply asked the question that she always wanted to ask but was always interrupted.

Barala: "What do you want to hire me for?"

Moriarty said lightly, "Help me investigate Yinyuanhui."

Hidden...yuan...will.

As soon as the task is spoken.Sherlock withdrew his hand in front of him, and said nonchalantly, "Then you should agree to come down."

Barala: ==

small theater:

In the photo, the little spider stood in the middle with his upper body bare, his eyes full of tears, and he looked weak.

On the left is Jianjian hugging his neck, restlessly holding down his little strawberry with one hand, on the right is the little ant directly wrapping around the waist of the little spider, gently hooking his pink earlobe with her tongue.Two attacks are evil and crazy, one is natural and bullied.

Barala covered her heart and stomped her feet, pointing at Deadpool with trembling fingers: "Scum! Scum! Little spider is still a child! What have you done to him!"

Deadpool:……

Deadpool: "Mist grass, why didn't you ask that ant... No, I didn't do anything tm!"

This photo is so real that people unconsciously have a sense of substitution.

At this time, when he heard someone calling Ant, Ant-Man walked over.There is also a small spider hanging beside it.

At this moment, Tony, Banner, Bucky and Steve all looked at the pair with complicated eyes.

The little spider scratched his head: "What's wrong with you?"

Ant-Man: "You are too heavy, can you get off me!"

The little spider chuckled: "I would like to accept the bet, who told you to lose the bet, come and help me try the viscosity of the new spider silk."

Deadpool took a photo casually, and spread his hands: "I'm just redundant, wait until I send a private message to ask the host to replace the photo, this is the real high-definition uncensored."

Barala came to her senses, and first lay down next to the computer to save this [-]-ban fan art.

Then he pointed at Ant-Man and said heartbrokenly: "What are you going to do! Little Spider is still a child, if you are so careful, I will let Coulson arrest you!"

Ant-Man looked confused: What the hell did I do?