[Comprehensive] Change the posture to solve the case

Sue Witt's strange hobbies are directly manifested in the weird things he stole. Barala, who is full of pots, took back what looked like a bunch of tattered things to outsiders, and counted them cross-legged at home, and found a lot nice one.

The piece of wood is golden nanmu that has not been polished; the bottom of the cracked blue and white porcelain bowl is printed with the words of the reign of Qianlong; Barbie Princess Dream Castle is a limited edition toy set released by Disney; the years of these Playboy magazines are all It can be traced back decades; as for the ax... Well, Barala hasn't found Suweite's purpose for stealing it for the time being, and the small spider USB flash drive, Barala, who is hiding her thoughts, is not interested in it now Look, just throw it in the bag and plan to watch it again when you have time.

After finishing all these, Barala rubbed her hands in a relaxed body, got up from the floor, ran to the place where the clothes were hung, and took out the thing that made her feel ashamed from the coat pocket.

According to the setting, it must be an American flag pattern!

Ba Lala guessed secretly while digging, no matter how bad it is, it must be a sexy little leopard print!

Brainstorming the picture of Captain America wearing yellow leopard-print briefs, the hungry ghost quickly covered his nose to make sure he didn't have a nosebleed.

The bag was sealed, obviously very careful about the preservation of the underwear, Barala opened it and looked inside, then raised her head after a pause, and looked inside again as if she didn't quite believe her eyes.

Barala: ...

She silently took out the zebra-striped boxer pants, unfolded them, folded them in half, and unfolded them again...

then.

Well, the straight line that has been parallel to the honey bump turns into a big curve, which can be regarded as a discovery.

After barely finding a bright spot, she stuffed the underwear back into the bag in disappointment, and planned to give it to Coulson directly at some time.

***

One day before the agreed time, Barala, who was quite professional, went to the home of the wealthy businessman's employer with the watch in her pocket.

Their home is in the wealthy area of ​​Gotham City. This is not the first time Barala has come to his manor. The first time she came to Gotham, she was still a little scared, for fear of being robbed in the street. , but when she came here, she realized that her worries were completely unreliable.After all, the area she is going to is a rich area. Where there are a lot of rich people, how can the security management be poor? If she is robbed here, she is looking down on the "simple" folk customs of Gotham City!

So for the second time, Barala was much more relaxed than the first time.

This manor seems to have a lot of history, and it seems to be a site handed down from generation to generation. The owner of the rich N generation has been extremely anxious about this lost watch from the very beginning, even though he tried his best to hide it when they first met. This point, but Barala who opened the cheating device can also feel the importance of this watch to him.In addition, halfway through, he would rather pay three times the salary to continue to hire Barala to search for it. Just from this point alone, it is very representative.

Because this is not in line with the usual style of businessmen.

They never trade at a loss.

This time it was still the wealthy businessman and his wife who received her.

Now that she knew the secret of the watch, Barala pretended not to know, took out the box containing the watch from her bag, opened it and placed it on the table facing them.

When she withdrew her hand, Barala looked at their expressions indiscriminately. After seeing the watch, the smiles of the two seemed to be more forced than the first time.

Barala lowered her eyes to cover up her fleeting doubts, then raised her head with a professional smile on her lips.

"This watch has been returned to its original owner. You can check it again. If there is nothing wrong, I think my task this time will be completed."

"Yes, that's right, I recognize it." The rich merchant twitched the corners of his mouth, as if he didn't like the watch very much, but he seemed afraid that he couldn't throw it away, so he reluctantly nodded and reached for the watch box , glanced at it casually, didn't even take it out for confirmation, immediately closed the lid, and answered bluntly, "I will call you immediately for the reward."

The arm of a wealthy businessman: "This watch was actually found."

Rich merchant's shoulder: "I thought the owner lost it on purpose."

The ear of the rich businessman: "No matter what, it is something passed down from the ancestors, although it is... hey."

The eyes of a wealthy businessman: "The watch is intact, and it looks like the detective didn't find anything."

When Balala heard the reward, her brows and eyes were curved, and her smile was very sweet.

"If you haven't found your next job yet, maybe I can help you." The wealthy businessman seemed to have made a decision long ago. After making sure that his secret had not been discovered, he spoke highly of Barala's professionalism , which manifested itself in another business introduction to the young and trustworthy detective.

This is the continuous expansion of the business, exceeding the expectations of the employers, not only increasing the number of repeat customers, but also accumulating contacts to get more opportunities.

Barala replied in a polite manner: "What is the specific case?"

The rich businessman's wife glanced at her husband, wanted to say something, moved her mouth, but never spoke, her eyes fell on the covered watch box, a little dazed.

The rich businessman didn't care about his wife's actions, he thought for a moment, and said gently: "Let my old friend explain the specific situation to you in detail."

Barala shrugged and said it didn't matter.

And that friend seemed to be a guest at this house. Before Barala had finished eating a plate of dim sum, the door of the reception room opened slowly, and a handsome guy in a well-fitting suit came out from inside.

Barala, who was eating a piece of cake in her mouth, saw who was coming, and took a breath, but accidentally choked herself, coughing so loudly that the earth was shaking, her face was flushed red, and she couldn't speak Just like Steve did yesterday, pouring tea down his throat while waving at him.

And would like to compliment the young lady's Bruce Swayne politely:  …

……

Balara picked up the napkin and wiped her mouth, returned to her normal appearance, and gestured for him to take a seat.

"It seems that Miss Barala knows me." Bruce Wayne is not an ordinary person, and he seems to be a normal person in such an embarrassing situation. He leans on the sofa with a relaxed posture. He raised his legs and looked at her with half a smile.

"I have long admired the name."

The headlines of entertainment magazines are simply set up for Iron Man and Batman. The fried chicken hero I met for the first time in this world is the photo of these two constantly fighting on the headlines of the entertainment section, okay==

I was almost moved to tears by the combination of Marvel and DC.

Later, she felt that one sentence was not shocking enough, so after thinking about it, she added another sentence, "It's like thunder."

Well, that would be more respectful.

Bruce didn't know if he heard the pun in her words, maybe he didn't, and he relaxed and pretended to be a prodigal son, holding his chin with one hand: "Then have you heard that I love beautiful women? "

Bruce's jaw: "I think the only way Master can show his playboy lazy side is when he holds me back like this."

Barala: ...

Barala nodded, and replied proudly: "Well, your girlfriend is almost ready for a Victoria's Secret show, and my boss has already gathered a Playboy cover girl for twelve months."

Bruce: ...

Bruce: "Your boss is...Tony Stark?"

It is estimated that only Tony Stark can stand shoulder to shoulder with Bruce Wayne who can gather all the Playboy cover girls and is very flamboyant.

But there is another point that Barala has to clarify, Bruce is a fake ronin; but her boss is a real pervert.

It seems a bit unfair to say it this way, so let’s change it to true·Technical geek·Eat, drink and play·Otaku male god·Loves beautiful women·Has corrected a lot·But still needs to work hard to show off Nini.

Bruce smiled when he heard Tony Stark's name: "It would be cool to poach his corner."

To be honest, if Batman really wants to spend money on Barala, it is not necessarily true that Barala is not loyal...

But Barala felt that she should put on a dress, so that it would be easier to enhance her own value and make it appear that she was not bent by money.

"The only advantage of me is that I am too loyal. If someone wants to poach me, I will definitely not bow down for five buckets of rice."

If there were more hehehe...

Bruce: ...

He sat up a little more straight, and his expression was no longer so direct to the point: "Miss Detective, I think you also know that I came to you today because I want you to investigate something."

Barala: Huh?This is the wrong direction. We should finish the topic of poaching first. How can we start the next topic casually!

His words are the usual opening routine used by the employer, and Barala has long been used to it, she nodded, as if listening attentively.

"Please say."

Wayne is the most prestigious and wealthy family in Gotham City. Bruce Wayne, who grew up from this kind of family, can be regarded as a veritable little prince...no, a veritable little prince.When he was a child, he witnessed his parents being shot and was cast a shadow over his heart. Since then, he has used his talent and financial resources to become the feared superhero Batman in Gotham City.And when he was going through all this, the only person who accompanied him and supported him and encouraged him to help him was the butler Ah Fu who watched him grow up.

He is a playboy on the outside, and Batman who fights crime after the man is respected very much.

It's just that in the recent period, the housekeeper Ah Fu's mood seems to be a little bit wrong.

And the source of this ailment stemmed from a pair of mother and daughter he had sponsored.

Bruce was unaware of the existence of this pair of mother and daughter. In order to find out why Ah Fu was not in the state, he planned to investigate them a little bit.

The result surprised him.

All identities and backgrounds are forged.

And he couldn't find out their true identities.

He was going to ask Ah Fu, but the housekeeper who always knew everything about him lied at this moment.

Bruce, who is more and more concerned, always feels that something will happen, so he wants to find a private detective to investigate without alarming anyone.

Hearing that the wealthy businessman was looking for a private detective, he enthusiastically introduced Barala to him.

After listening to his statement, Barala: "..."

Barala: "Are you sure it's not an illegitimate child?"

Bruce, who also had this idea before: "..."

He coughed lightly and explained for the butler: "That child looks like seven or eight years old, Ah Fu is already very old..."

"People don't get old at heart." Barala chuckled, and both of them understood each other's expressions.

Bruce: "..."

Fortunately, Ah Fu didn't come with me today...

Bruce: "If it's really an illegitimate child, Ah Fu can't have the ability to wipe out all the information."

This is Bruce's biggest doubt.

Balala felt that this kind of work should be quite easy, so she nodded and considered it as the next step.

"Where do they live now?"

Bruce: "Queens, New York City."

Little theater has nothing to do with the text

small theater:

After the arm wrestling match, the winning party took the money given by the loser to treat guests for a round.

After the battle, Barala, who was slightly excited after drinking some wine, dragged Sherlock home.

Sherlock also drank a lot, but it hadn't reached the limit he couldn't bear. Barala held his hand. He looked at it and felt a little awkward. It feels better.

Back home, Barala threw herself on the sofa, turned sideways, and waved to Sherlock who was taking off his scarf and coat in a serious manner.

"Come on, come on."

Barala is a little drunk, but her mind is still clear. She likes to tease Sherlock's long and sexy face, which is obviously abstinent.

Sherlock glanced at her and sat on the armchair next to her, just not next to her.

Barala: ...

When he didn't look for her, Barala got up and sat on his lap.

She held Sherlock's face, ready to kiss, but suddenly remembered something and stopped.

Sherlock: ...

Barala: "I remembered something."

Sherlock: "Say."

Barala: "I seem to have seen this posture somewhere before."

Sherlock's eyes flicked from the current posture of the two people, as if thinking of something, he said: "There is no such posture."

Barala: "Your thighs tell me that there is a naked woman standing in front of you like this, right?"

Sherlock: ...

Sherlock: "I'm often in front of naked female corpses."

Barala: ...

Sherlock didn't wait for Barala to speak and continued: "And there are often naked male corpses in front of you."

Barala: ...

Sherlock felt that he must not lose when talking about talking, so he thought for a while and continued: "And I don't agree with what you said today."

Barala, who was already confused at the moment:? ? ?

Sherlock looked down at himself, and then looked back at Barala indifferently.

Barala: ...

Barala pounced on Sherlock, hugged his strong and strong waist, and laughed: "Oh, people just like this type of fat and thin, not oily or greasy, and the right size."

Later she added another sentence: "Look at Black Widow and Hulk, they have X lives, and the Hulk can't control it, the scene is too fucking disharmonious, isn't it?"

Sherlock, who was unknowingly substituted into the picture by Balala:  …

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I found the most difficult male god in history _(:з」∠)_