[Comprehensive] Mother of the Gods

"Can you imagine?! Can you?! She actually trampled Mingta into ashes!" Hades buried his bearded face in his palms in frustration, and while he didn't intend to cheat his brother, he cheated him miserably Zeus could only silently pat him on the back.

"Well, although I was also at fault for this matter...no, um, I did it unintentionally, but...you dare to cheat on your wife who is so fierce, you are a real man, brother." Zeus turned his head silently.

"When the goddess of spring was willing to marry me, I wouldn't have married her..." Although it is normal for Pluto to have one or two lovers, Hades obviously didn't expect that his wife would The reaction to this incident was so violent that she directly trampled her lover Mingta into a pile of ashes, so that he could only express his condolences and turned the hapless water fairy into a mint plant.

"..." Well, brother, I know you still blame me for cheating on you, Zeus looked Wang Tian, ​​"It's as if you married Demeter's daughter and you wouldn't go out to find a lover..." He pretended Focusing on Tucao, "And about the mint grass, it's fine if you cheat. Why do you find someone with a bad brain to go and provoke Persephone? For example, I mean I'll just use an example, it's not true , if I go out to find a lover, and that lover comes to provoke Hera—I mean, I’m making an analogy, but I really didn’t plan to implement it—I must be protecting Hera’s dignity.”

"..." You've obviously done it countless times, okay? !Did you protect her dignity when Apollo and Artemis were born? !Hades, who didn't know the truth, was extremely contemptuous of his brother's "brazen" sophistry, "Then what do you say I should do now?"

"Go find another one, I don't think you can fall in love with the goddess of death at all." Zeus looked up at the sky, "Remember to find someone who is smarter and don't provoke her anymore—or you can find her a beautiful boy Just let her take her attention away from you."

"..." You are really my own brother.Hades expressed dissatisfaction with Zeus, a [-]% dog-headed military strategist who asked him to cuckold himself. "Any other ideas?"

"Hmm... to please her?" Zeus said that he could only give this opinion.

"Goodbye." Hades, who was cheated from head to toe by his younger brother, buried his face in his palm again.

"It would be easy if Aphrodite was here at this time." Zeus couldn't help sighing when he remembered Aphrodite's priesthood, "Otherwise you take Eros back to the underworld to take care of him for a while, maybe the bear ...I mean, can the little Cupid help you solve this problem when he is in a good mood?"

"...Good idea." Hades raised his head to look at his dog-headed military officer brother, Zeus touched his nose, if he didn't want to control Eros, he wouldn't put this little thing that was throwing golden arrows everywhere Throw it to Hades.

Anyway, it's better to scourge the underworld than to come to scourge yourself one day when you don't open your eyes - he almost pulled the golden arrow on Zahel last time.

Aphrodite flew to nowhere again, this little thing was left unattended and blind, so it was even more lethal, okay?

The God King, who was exhausted and exhausted, collapsed on the throne of the God King after seeing off his eldest brother.

The curse that Loki cast back then was quite a headache in a sense, anyway, he has already sent Eros to the underworld now, as for what will happen to Aphrodite when she comes back, that is not what he wants to care about something happened.

When Dione asked him to take the blame, she didn't say that this girl is not good at thinking.

"Compared with what will happen when she comes back, I'm more curious about where the mother goddess went." Loki who ran in from the outside took a piece of beef jerky in his mouth and muttered while chewing, "Brother, I said if I want to go out and look for it too." try to find?"

"Can you not know the character and abilities of our mother goddess?" Zeus rubbed his temples, "Maybe he got carried away playing somewhere, and doesn't want to come back at all."

"Oh, that's right." Loki patted Zeus, "Let me sit for a while." He slumped on Zeus's god-king throne with an expression that would collapse if he took two steps too far, "I'm exhausted."

"What are you doing now?" Zeus folded his arms and looked at the younger brother kindly. He saw Loki's face was tangled, and he replied after a while, "That... has something to do with your own daughter..."

"What daughter?" Zeus asked reflexively, and then realized that he was talking about Athena, "Tritogenia? What happened to her?"

"Didn't the mother goddess before..." Loki faced Zeus, making a bloody movement with two fingers on his face, "and she caught it with a golden cup?"

Because too much time had passed, Zeus recalled what he was talking about after a while, and immediately realized Loki's meaning, "You mean the blood of the mother god...?"

"She told me the day before yesterday that the blood enshrined in the sacred forest seemed to be a bit wrong. She felt that the power was a bit scary. I wanted to ask you what you think..."

It was the blood of an ancient earth mother. The blood of Uranus sprinkled on Gaia back then would allow her to give birth to Nemesis and many other fairies. Although the blood from Cybele was enshrined, but Zeus could figure out what was going on with his toes.

That is a life trying to be born.

Not to mention what kind of god you are once you are born, at least the fact that you are a god cannot escape.

Probably some kind of small god or something... But Zeus was a little bit uncertain when he thought that Leto, who ate the almonds, could have powerful offspring like Apollo and Artemis.

"It doesn't seem appropriate to stay in Athena's sacred forest like this..." Zeus put his hand on his chin and thought for a while, "What do you think?"

"Find a mother for it to give birth to as soon as possible, or one day this thing will probably go into your own daughter's stomach." Loki rolled his eyes.

"...Uh." Zeus rested his forehead with one hand, "Then just find some goddess and let her drink that thing, and I'll take the blame at worst." If you have too many lice, don't be afraid of itching, and if you have too many debts, don't worry. .

While they were discussing to let the goddess be the mother to give birth to the child, Kubler over there became a spectator party again.

To say that this matter is actually quite simple, among the three-phase gods, Vishnu is the most difficult to please. He rarely gives him any blessings from his followers. This time is the same. When it came to everything, Na Luoyan gave him a blessing very wisely: "All the things you see belong to you, but all the things you can't see don't belong to you."

The other party didn't expect this blessing to be deceitful at all, and happily thought that he was about to become the master of everything in this world-then ran away and killed Fu Jianxian.

"You are really treacherous and cunning." Kubler did not use the two words treacherous and cunning as a derogatory term on Naroyan, who smiled, "If he is satisfied with what he can see, he will become a rich man, yet he is not satisfied."

This guy is black as hell.

Kubler spread his hands, "Do you want more milk tea?"

"Thank you for your generous gift." Na Luoyan raised the golden cup in his hand and smiled. He has been coming to Kubler's Nisa Mountain every once in a while to drink milk tea, and he is very happy about this matter. The milk tea in one place can be more delicious than yours."

"It's not that exaggerated." Kubler laughed, "By the way, why did you come to me again?"

"Because I miss your milk tea very much, noble goddess." The smile on Vishnu's face still looked so dignified and moving, but Kubele completely took his words as a beep——

"You don't just miss milk tea, do you?" Kubler folded his arms and sat on the swing on the side. Vishnu's swing is not so much a swing as it is a large crib that looks like a swing. He lay happily on it Like lying on Shesha.

Every frown and smile is so beautiful that it makes people feel pleasing to the eye.

"I still miss you, Goddess." There was no affectation in speaking of love, and Kubler could only give him full marks.

"Come on, why did Shiva or Brahma die again?" Kubele didn't follow his tricks, and turned straight to Vishnu with a smile on his face.

"You can't say that about them, can the death made by God be called death?" Vishnu laughed so hard that the black ones shone brightly.

But he still explained to Kubler what happened now. On the one hand, Shiva didn’t go home for a few days and chopped off the head of the son made by his wife, which caused the goddess Shakti to run away and came to him again. Solve the problem.

"How did you solve it?" Kubler leaned over and asked.

"Tell him to have Nandy cut off the head of the first creature he met and put it on the kid." He didn't care who.

"Then what did Brahma do?"

"He gave Moses a grace that no one can kill him except women." Vishnu smiled, "Now he has conquered the heavens and started to harass the world."

"Then you're still smiling so happily? I remember who said that he didn't want to see either party occupying the advantage for too long?" Kubler changed his mind and thought of another key point, "Harass the world? He won't come Move my Nisa Mountain?"

"Hmm... Most of the Asuras are lustful, and many Asuras still hate you for not drinking nectar back then..." Vishnu said that half of the work is really Taoist.

His expression seemed to be saying "Goddess, if you don't think about it, you will be attacked by Asura here, and your beautiful goddesses will be dragged by their hair to dance for them in Asura's palace. "

"Hehe, they are so capable, why don't they go to the sky..." Kubler sneered, gritted his teeth.

"It's gone to heaven." Vishnu smiled and drank another cup of milk tea.

"..."

Indra you are useless!