My black fans are always online

Cheng Yan and Tong Tong looked at each other, Ruan Chen tilted his head and looked at Li Sisi: "You guys, do you have special identities?"

Variety shows are nothing more than those routines, colluding with the program group, to scare people?hehe.

Li Sisi was in a hurry: "I don't have one!"

Just as he was talking, there was a commotion outside, and the horn of the bus was deafening.

A few guests ran out to take a look, hehe, a few buses were full, and a lot of group performers in tattered clothes and dark makeup came down from above!

The assistant director over there greeted them: "Come on, take your seats, two hundred yuan a day, perform well. In order to make room for you, we even spent two hundred yuan a day and invited all the villagers away!"

Hurrah, nearly a hundred extra performers rushed to the village.

Cheng Yan and Tong Tong turned their heads together, looking at the two people behind them with complicated expressions.

Yayi Lun: "I've been fooled, the director team are good chicken thieves, huh."

Lin Liekai: "..."

So disgusting, so embarrassing, being tricked!

Zhou Dao said cheerfully: "Come on, let's just have some breakfast, just wait for the group performances over there to be in place, and we will start."

The staff reminded: "You are familiar with the script, right? This issue is called 'Mother-in-law's last wish'. Everyone will enter the village later, and first go to the NPC, find out what the mission is, and find the solution after finding it. If the task is finally completed, there will naturally be a reminder."

Yilun raised his hand in protest: "What is that script called? It's only half a page. There are no hints. What if I can't find it?"

"Then shoot for a few more days!"

Li Sisi said with a bitter face: "Director, are you sure this issue is not called 'Ghost Mother's Last Wish'?"

When the group of performers got out of the car just now, she saw something unusual with sharp eyes, hanging eyebrows, blood red mouth, pale face, obviously ghost makeup, right?

Director Zhou glared, "What nonsense are you talking about? Our program is completely in line with the core values ​​of socialism. There is absolutely nothing unscientific about it."

Several groups of artists were skeptical, but that's right, after all, this is a variety show that is going to be starred, so I'm afraid they don't dare to make a real ghost stunt, right?

Director Zhou thought of something again: "By the way, in the first phase of the operation, it is not necessary to follow the original grouping. It is best to break up."

The expressions of "I understand" appeared on the faces of several artists, only Lin Liekai frowned: "Why?"

Cheng Yan coughed quickly and reminded in a low voice: "The program needs to be effective."

This idiot, one reason is that the male-female pairing show is good; secondly, the first episode was filmed where the enemies did not get together, which made it appear that there was a rift between each other. If I guessed correctly, the next few episodes should show that the relationship has broken the ice.

Lin Liekai still wanted to object, but beside him, Ruan Chen looked at him with a pair of cool eyes, and suddenly said, "Let's be in the same group as Cheng Yan, I'm a fan of Cheng Yan's younger brother."

Lin Liekai glanced at her in surprise, but remained silent resentfully.

This time, Wei Xin also asked him to stop chasing people and help him take care of his little girlfriend.

Recalling that time at the golf course, this girl played Cheng Yan's song in her earphones, and I casually praised her for her taste, maybe she was just a fan, there was no other meaning, right?

Li Sisi immediately smiled sweetly: "Then I'll be in a team with Mr. Lin. Yi Lun and Tong Tong's girlfriends have too many fans. If I'm in a team with them, I'm afraid I'll be torn to pieces."

Lin Liekai turned to look at her: "Isn't my girlfriend a lot of fans?"

Li Sisi: "..."

Hey, this president is too difficult to deal with, how can anyone answer the question!

Director Zhou waved his hand: "Okay, let's divide up like this, let's go, Ai Lun and Tong Tong are still in the same group."

A group of people followed behind the mighty PD and entered the village.

As soon as they entered the village, everyone was so shocked that they almost stumbled.

As expected, he is the director of Xinger Channel's ace variety show. How could he actually engage in an outdoor tour in the countryside? It's impossible to suffer a little bit and experience the rural fun.

But this handwriting is too big, right?

The gates of the entire village were painted black, and the roads in the center of the village were transformed into temporary markets. Groups of villagers sat in front of their houses, and the shops were filled with vegetables and fruits. There are also some daily necessities.

Tong Tong walked in front, and Ya Yilun was terrified behind him: "Why do I think this is a horror show! Is the show crew going to kill themselves? I see how they pass the trial?"

Taking a closer look, the vegetables and fruits are all withered, and the supplies on the stalls of the shop are also dusty, old and worn out. When I look up casually, in a villager's house next to me, there is an old man sitting facing the street. , pale and expressionless.

Taking a closer look, the clothes worn by these villagers are not modern, they are eccentric, with elements of buckles and double breasts, in short, they look like they were before liberation.

Although I know that they are all played by group actors, but at first glance, it can really scare half your life away.

Tong Tong gave him a cold look, then turned to Cheng Yan who was beside him and muttered, "Look at how promising he is."

Cheng Yan could tell that among the six people, even the two female artists were more daring than those two idiots.

Not to mention Ya Yilun's sudden surprise, even Lin Liekai's face was even more ugly since he entered the village, as if he wanted to run away at any time.

Thinking of how frightened he was to death last night, the corners of Cheng Yan's mouth couldn't help but curl up, no matter how much he couldn't suppress it.

Taking a sneak peek at the camera, he took advantage of the unpreparedness, found a clever angle, turned his head slightly, and quietly mouthed Lin Liekai who was not far away.

"Don't be afraid. It's fake."

As if there was radar, Lin Liekai glanced over from the corner of his eyes immediately, saw his mouth shape, and his face became even darker.

Who wants to be comforted by such a thing!

"Let's find the first NPC separately. It's too inefficient to hang out together like this." Cheng Yan watched everyone huddled together, and couldn't help but speak.

In the past, he was the team leader of Dazzling Realm, and when he encountered this kind of lack of backbone, he would often be obliged to stand up and make an idea. When he said this, several groups of people felt that it made sense.

After a little discussion, everyone decided on a strategy: Cheng Yan and Ruan Chen were in charge of asking the shop owner, Ya Yilun and Tong Tong were in charge of asking the villagers door to door, and Lin Liekai and Li Sisi went to the outskirts of the village to search.

Cheng Yan and Ruan Chen walked side by side, neither of them were very good at words, so there was a little silence along the way.

Ruan Chen quietly glanced at the handsome young man beside him, feeling complicated.

That time at the golf course, she accompanied Wei Xin to socialize, but she heard those sons and brothers talking nonsense, saying, "Brother Lin just wants to play a fun game of chasing after me, and then trample him to death", she At that time, I felt disgusted when I heard it, and I also hated this Young Master Lin a lot in my heart.

Like her, she struggled in the circle and tried her best to protect herself, but in the end she had to obey that stalking Wei Xin. Why?Wasn't it because she didn't dare to offend those really powerful people?

If you can love and sweeten you today, tomorrow you cross the line, they can immediately turn against each other. It’s best to break up peacefully after getting bored. It’s not uncommon to see those rubbish dudes, rich and powerful who suppress and torment people.

This young man with clean eyes and full of talent, don't be ruined by that kind of scum who has no real feelings!

The two went in along the shop, and asked one by one in a regular manner, "Do you know that there is an old woman here?"

The shop owner competed one by one: "There are dozens of old women in the village, which one are you looking for?"

Cheng Yan bit the bullet: "Uh, something special? Different?"

The shopkeeper's gloomy eyes rolled over: "The special thing is that it will be buried soon, what are you doing with a dead person?"

Two people:"……"

There are no villagers who talk like this, isn't this really a supernatural program?Look at this posture, and take a few sentences to the dead.

"I thought, the clue might really be related to the dead person." Cheng Yan analyzed in a low voice.

Ruan Chen nodded, she looked innocent, but she was not afraid of ghosts at all: "Then let's ask more dead people with heavy make-up?"

After asking one by one like this, I found nothing. When I looked up, I met Tong Tong and Ya Yilun walking from the other side of the village road.

Cheng Yan hurriedly greeted him: "How about it, have you found any clues?"

Tong Tong walked in front, lightly shaking his head: "No."

Yayilun's handsome and handsome face was full of tears: "Several houses have old ladies, who are frightening to death, sitting in a dark room one by one. You can't ask, but if you ask, you just smile sinisterly and ignore people."

This rubbish variety show, the special effects are too good, everyone seems to have no breath of life, if not for the follow-up PD, he would want to run away every minute!

Cheng Yan shook his head in distress: "We've already asked the shop owner all over, but there is no clue."

Just as he was talking, Tong Tong stepped into a farmer's house next to them, and suddenly called out from inside: "Come in quickly!"

Yilun immediately stuffed his trouser pockets with a cool expression: "I won't go in, the air outside is good."

Ruan Chen walked past him and glanced at him sideways: Hehe, man!This mouse has the guts to be afraid of entering the house, right?

The room was empty, with grayed Spring Festival couplets pasted on the pitch-black door, the handwriting was mottled and unclear.

Several people went in and saw an old woman with gray hair sitting at the Eight Immortals table in the middle of the room.

Seeing everyone coming in, the old lady didn't speak, but just sat down with her head down lifelessly.

"What's wrong?" Cheng Yan asked Tong Tong in a low voice.

Tong Tong's complexion was strange, and he lifted his delicate chin, and gestured towards the wall behind the Eight Immortals Table.

As soon as a few people raised their heads, suddenly, Yayilun, who couldn't help but sneak in behind him, yelled "Oh", and his voice changed.

The wall behind the desk is mottled and dilapidated, and there is a weird photo pasted on it. The color is dim, and it looks like an old photo. A handsome and gentle young man is showing a snow-white smile, wearing an old-fashioned Chinese tunic suit. He looks like a student, with a faint smile. Delicate eyebrows.

Generally, the portraits of the ancestors are hung in the main hall, such young and beautiful portraits are rare, how strange it looks.

Just as everyone looked up, the old woman sitting under the photo suddenly stood up.

Stretching out her stiff arms, her eyes were filled with gloomy whiteness, and she rushed towards the crowd, screaming shrillly: "My son, my son, are you back?"

The incident happened suddenly, and the atmosphere in the room was weird and gloomy, and the pot exploded immediately.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Several people screamed in fright and fled in all directions.

Cheng Yan was stupefied, and met the old woman's white eyes without pupils, and was terrified, but the old man was right in front of him, and at such an old age, he really couldn't do anything to avoid it, so he still grabbed the terrifying The old lady: "Be careful!"

The old woman raised her head, and stared at him with a pair of cloudy eyes. The old eyes without black pupils suddenly became bright, and she grabbed his wrists.

Immediately afterwards, tears slowly welled up in her eyes, and she let out a mournful cry: "My son! Are you finally willing to come back and see your mother?..."

Ya Yilun came in at some point, trembling and leaning into Tong Tong's ear: "There's something wrong with this old woman, she doesn't feel like a group performer!"

Tong Tong said coldly: "Well, it's not a group performance, it's an old drama."

Yilun: "(m-__-)m..."

I'm not saying this is good?

But after such a toss, several people stopped in shock, and finally realized: Oh, Cheng Yan's unintentional support has triggered the plot point.

But right at the fire, a figure rushed in from the door, striding forward, grabbed Cheng Yan's arm, and yelled at the old woman sharply: "Let go of him! Catch me!"

Everyone: "Σ(°△°|||)︴"

It's amazing, it's not that an artist is better than an artist, and when the plot point is triggered, he rushes in. This way he will steal the scene, but he will really add drama to himself!

Cheng Yan turned around in astonishment, and saw Lin Liekai's anxious and panicked eyes: "..."

His heart was sour and sweet, and extremely soft. Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, he quietly touched Lin Liekai's trouser leg, and said in a low voice, "Ahem, it's a plot, it's a plot."

Taking advantage of Lin Liekai's release, the old woman hugged Cheng Yan again, choking with tears: "My son, my son! You are so cruel..."

Cheng Yan let the old man hold her and remained motionless.

The person in front of him has chicken skin and white hair, and he is really old.He was an orphan in his previous life, and he had never enjoyed the love of the elders from another generation. Although he knew that this was acting, he still couldn't help but feel a little sour in his heart.

"Don't be sad, yes... I'm back." He whispered, and patted the old man's back lightly, "Do you have any other wishes? I will definitely help you."

Everyone suddenly realized: Ah yes, this issue is called "Mother-in-law's Last Wish". Now that the NPC has appeared, it's time to move on to the next step.

The old woman stared at him blankly, with a sad expression: "Since you are back, you are not allowed to leave again, huh?"

Cheng Yan couldn't bear it, and could only say softly: "Okay, I won't leave again."

The old woman grinned with tears in her mouth, "Before, you loved to eat dumplings made by your mother. When you left last time, your mother made a pot of dumplings and wanted to practice it for you, but you didn't wait." Pack it up, and you're leaving."

As if she just saw someone else suddenly, she hurriedly greeted: "Is this your friend? The dolls in the army? Come, stay together tonight, let's eat dumplings!"

Cheng Yan's heart skipped a beat: "Mom, you just want to make dumplings for me, don't you?"

The old woman smiled kindly: "Yes."

Everyone finally realized suddenly that the mission of the program seemed to have finally surfaced, but is there any meaning behind it?

The old man stood up with difficulty and walked towards the back of the lobby tremblingly: "Wait a minute, I'll go to the kitchen to make dumplings for you."

"Ahhhhh!" Li Sisi actually screamed again, his voice trembling, "The old lady, she is not human!"

When everyone looked in the direction of her finger, they all trembled.

The light in the room was dim, but the old lady was wearing a pair of snow-white shoes. As she moved slowly, those feet were floating on the ground!

"Ah, Ah Piao!!" Yai Lun hissed, and quickly ran out. As soon as his body moved, there was a "bang", and he bumped his head head-on with a person.

Ya Yilun covered his forehead and looked up: Emma, ​​a local rich young master, is no worse than him in skill, just like him, fleeing to the door with her life.

But in his hands, why are they still holding Xiaocheng! ?

Lin Liekai and him bumped into each other so that stars shot out in front of his eyes, he gritted his teeth and growled in a low voice: "Don't you have eyes?"

Ayilun opened his eyes wide, and pulled Cheng Yan over: "Let him go!"

Cheng Yan: "(⊙﹏⊙)..."

Behind him, Tong Tong's cold voice came: "Are you two fools?"

Lin Liekai and Yayilun stiffened their bodies, turned their heads, and saw Tong Tong pouted, pointing to the old woman's feet: "There is something underneath."

Ruan Chen's expression was indifferent: "Flowerpot sole shoes are used in Qing court dramas."

She glanced at Lin Liekai, feeling more and more disdainful in her heart: she looks tall, handsome and handsome, but she has an idiot in her stomach, and she is as timid as a mouse!

After all, Yayilun was filming, so he understood a little bit, and couldn't help but blush, ah, I forgot about this.

The sole is small in thickness and the heel is in the center of the bottom of the shoe. The upper is snow-white and the heel is black. It seems to float on the ground in a dimly lit place.

"The program group is poisonous!" Ai Lun was filled with righteous indignation.

Lin Liekai stood beside him, his face was also ashen: "Yes, crazy."

Cheng Yan was about to go to the kitchen with the old woman just now, when he suddenly lightened up, he was dragged and ran out in a daze, and by the time he realized it, he had been dragged to his side by Yilun.

He coughed: "Let's follow our mother-in-law, we can't really let her make dumplings for us."

A group of people rushed over immediately, Li Sisi rushed over to help the old woman, and said sweetly: "Grandma, you have worked hard."

The old woman stood still, and looked at her kindly: "You are so handsome, did you come back with my son? My mouth is stupid, but my heart is the best. You have to be good..."

Before he finished speaking, a cold voice sounded next to him: "Your son still wants to eat dumplings, so he has no time to fall in love."

Li Sisi: "(`へ′)..."

? ?What's going on with this big president, she won some shots for herself, and this person will also come up to steal the show!

With a smile on the corner of Cheng Yan's mouth, he didn't dare to look at Lin Liekai, and said to the old man: "Don't worry about it, we are a group of young people, tell us to do what you need."

He just chatted casually to resolve the embarrassment, but the old woman immediately replied: "That's right, mother is an old bone, and it is true that I can't work anymore. You have been away these days, mother...crying at night every day, crying with tears in my eyes." I can’t see clearly, and my body is exhausted.”

She squinted her dizzy old eyes and said, "Why don't you split up and do something for me."

She pointed at Li Sisi and Ruan Chen casually: "Two girls help me make the dough."

He pointed at the four boys again: "Go and help me find dumplings stuffed outside. Eggs, pork, cabbage, and oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. I will add seasonings later."

After thinking about it, she specifically told her: "Ah, by the way, if you want the most delicious bamboo shoots on the mountain, go to the mountain to find them."

At this moment, everyone breathed a sigh of relief: since the old lady has assigned the task, it will be easy to handle.Looking at the distribution, it is a common variety show routine, the female guests are in charge of cooking, and the male artists are asked to go out to find things.

Everyone's money was confiscated, and they couldn't buy it, or they had to perform their talents in exchange for things, or they had to do coolies, that's all.

Cheng Yan looked at everyone: "Shall we divide the work?"

Yayilun nodded: "Okay, okay, let's go find food separately."

Cheng Yan has an excellent memory and is careful. He recalled: "Three dishes, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and bamboo shoots. But the bamboo shoots must be found in the mountains, so we have to send someone to find them."

Lin Liekai folded his arms, and suddenly interrupted, unquestionably: "Xiaocheng and I went to dig bamboo shoots."

He was going to die, he didn't want to stay in this weird village for a minute!

……

Outside the village, the path leading to the hillside was winding, with beautiful unknown wildflowers all over the side of the road. Cheng Yan and Lin Liekai walked side by side, followed by two PDs.

Of course, the two of them didn't dare to show their clues in front of the photographer, and they walked in a well-behaved manner. Cheng Yan turned his face slightly, with a smile on his brow: "It's good to come out for a walk."

Lin Liekai's complexion finally got better: "Hmph, trash show."

If he had known that he was doing this, he would have spent money in exchange for sponsorship for a variety show. Damn it, he lost all his heroic and handsome image, and he was still humiliated in front of Cheng Yan.

After walking a few tens of meters, an old woodcutter approached on the mountain road, his face was also pale, and he was wearing obviously lifeless makeup. The two of them knew that this was obviously a clue, so they hurried forward: "Old man, we want to go Do you know where to find new bamboo shoots on the mountain?"

Fear suddenly appeared in the old man's old eyes: "Don't go, don't go to the cemetery! Although the land is fertile and the bamboo shoots grow there are fresh, but...but you can't go."

Lin Liekai roared: "What the hell, you don't want us to go, just don't mention it, and you specifically said that the bamboo shoots in the cemetery are delicious?!"

I thought that if I didn't stay in the village, I wouldn't meet those dead people with hanging eyebrows, but I didn't expect to go to the cemetery when I went up the mountain?

The program team is dying, and the screenwriter is dying too!When I get back, I will ask the secretary to negotiate with Xing Er TV and change the script for the next issue!

Cheng Yan held back his laughter, and comforted him in a low voice: "Don't be afraid, it's all a routine designed by the program team..."

"I'm not afraid! What am I afraid of in broad daylight?"

Cheng Yan's voice was so low that even the PD behind him couldn't hear clearly: "You're only afraid at night, aren't you?"

Lin Liekai was ashamed and annoyed, and glared at him angrily, but when he glared, he saw Cheng Yan's eyes squinting, his smile was lively, his mind was shaken, and he couldn't speak anymore.

Turning a corner along the mountain road, there was actually a bulging grave with many tombstones in front of him.

Lin Liekai's face was livid, and his legs couldn't move anymore. The PD Xiao Chen next to him suppressed a smile and kept taking pictures of his troubled expression.

Cheng Yan also saw that he was really afraid of this, and said with a smile, "You wait here, I'll go over and have a look, and I'll be right back."

Since the program team gave the guidance to the cemetery, they will definitely put further clues there, go and have a look, there must be something to gain, but as soon as Cheng Yan moved his body, Lin Liekai followed him step by step.

He gritted his teeth hard: "Let's go together."

The two came to the cemetery together, looked around, and Cheng Yan let out a "huh". Obviously, this cemetery is a real old cemetery, not an effect created by the program group.

On the graves, there are some tombstones of the deceased, with common names such as "first father, first mother" written on them, but in the depths of the mountain forest, there is another row of independent tombstones, solemn and solemn. , and isolated from here.