God stick down the mountain story

Jiang Shaobai stared at the child in the stroller intently. It may be that Jiang Shaobai's eyes were too fierce, or he was full of appetite. The baby turtle always wanted to run, but, limited by his body, he ran slowly Yes, after running a few steps, Jiang Shaobai dragged him back again.

Luo Qi watched the baby keep trying to crawl away, and was dragged back by Jiang Shaobai again and again, feeling a little helpless.Although it is a tortoise, but now it looks like a baby, it is still very pitiful.

Jiang Shaobai was a little suspicious, and said: "Accordingly, it shouldn't be that fast?"

It is not easy to transform a spirit beast. Many monsters have cultivated for hundreds of years, and they may not be able to transform. Some monsters can make themselves look like a human being, but that is using illusion, which is not considered a transformation.

Luo Qi thought for a while and said, "Wait for me."

Luo Qi brought in a pot of grass from the flower stand on the balcony, and said, "Look at this, this tortoise became a human after eating this grass."

"Transforming grass?" Jiang Shaobai's eyes widened, and he thought to himself: This grass is a good thing!It is said that it is something that many monsters dream of, but I did not expect that there is a pot here.

"Brother, where did this thing come from!" Jiang Shaobai asked.

Luo Qi took a deep breath and said, "I told you that you might not believe it, but this tortoise stole my account and bought it online." Luo Qi kept the tortoise in a glass tank all this time, and the other party was a Turtle, Luo Qi didn't have any defenses against this thing, and he didn't avoid this guy no matter what documents he approved.

Jiang Shaobai: "..." I actually bought it online. Taobao is really amazing, and I can still buy the Phantom Grass. However, the Taobao merchants should not recognize the Phantom Grass.

"How much did it cost!" Jiang Shaobai asked.

"It seems to be 10 yuan." Luo Qi said.

Jiang Shaobai: "The price of cabbage! Share the address with me later."

"Transformation grass, can this grass transform monsters into form?" Luo Qi asked.

Jiang Shaobai nodded and said, "Yes."

There are certain drawbacks to using this grass. Some monsters who have achieved success in cultivation can freely switch between human form and original form. Human form, even if you want to change back to the original form, you can't change back.After being transformed into the original form, the innate instincts of some spirit beasts can't be used. For example, if this kid is thrown into the water now, maybe this guy will be drowned.

Jiang Shaobai reckoned that the tortoise should be afraid of being stewed, so it wanted to change its shape, but he probably didn't expect that it would turn into a three-headed baby.

Jiang Shaobai grinned at the baby in the stroller, and the kid in the stroller waved his fist at Jiang Shaobai angrily.

Jiang Shaobai said with some embarrassment: "Brother, are you planning to raise it now?"

Luo Qi nodded and said, "I have this plan."

"Brother, if you raised him, what do you say about him to the outside world, you can't say that he is your son..." If you say that, I'm afraid it will cause a lot of gossip, "It's hard to say it's my son." He's still so young, he's still a virgin, and suddenly he has such a kid, it's very impressive.

Jiang Shaobai suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and said, "Otherwise, it's my father's old age."

Luo Qi glared at Jiang Shaobai, and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Do you want to piss your father off?"

Jiang Shaobai wrinkled his nose depressedly, it was all because the eldest brother didn't stew this thing earlier, so he made such trouble, now the eldest brother still has the face to complain about his nonsense, Jiang Shaobai bulged his cheeks, and said unhappily: "Then how else can I say it!"

Luo Qi frowned, and said, "Let's just say we adopted it."

Jiang Shaobai said with some embarrassment: "That's also very troublesome!" Those people in the Luo family are not good people. Before his identity was revealed, there was a lot of excitement there. If the eldest brother wants to adopt a kid .

Luo Qi said lightly: "I can handle it."

Jiang Shaobai looked at the little turtle and said, "Brother, if you don't have time, just throw this little thing to your father." He was still thinking before that his father seems to be a little free, so he needs to find some pet for him , this turtle is just right!

Luo Qi nodded and said, "Actually, this tortoise is much easier to raise than ordinary children. He knows how to shop online, and he ordered a lot of things online."

Jiang Shaobai: "..."

Luo Qi handed the phone to Jiang Shaobai, and Jiang Shaobai saw a series of purchase records.

"Brother, did this turtle buy it?"

Luo Qi nodded and said: "Yes!" When he first received the transfer record, Luo Qi was still wondering if it was Jiang Shao's white flower, but later found out that it was the tortoise flower at home. "It's all his choice."

"Did he buy all the milk powder by himself?"

Luo Qi nodded and said, "Yes!"

Jiang Shaobai couldn't help grinding his teeth, this dead turtle bought imported milk powder!A tortoise dares to worship foreigners.

This guy actually bought Little Fairy Bubble Body Wash. He had seen an advertisement on the Internet before. This body wash is mainly aimed at girls under ten years old. It is said that this bath lotion is made of pure natural ingredients. Material, it is easy to rub out pink bubbles.If you put more amount, the whole bathroom can be surrounded by bubbles.

Oh, this stupid tortoise, who is obviously a male, actually likes this little girl's body wash, this perverted tortoise.

Jiang Shaobai rubbed his chin, and said worriedly, "Why didn't you buy diapers, this brat?"

Luo Qi blinked, and said: "He doesn't need that, if he wants to go to the bathroom, he can crawl to the bathroom by himself."

Jiang Shaobai: "..." This sissy tortoise is not stupid enough yet!Know to go to the toilet by yourself.

"Does this guy like milk powder?" Jiang Shaobai asked.

Luo Qi nodded and said, "It should be." After buying so much, although the tortoise looks like a normal baby, its appetite is much larger than that of a normal baby. Luo Qi has to feed this little devil a lot in a day This time, Luo Qi had to consider whether to simply order a large bottle.

Looking at the series of purchase records, Jiang Shaobai thought to himself: This dead tortoise, where is it easy to raise, the whole is a prodigal tortoise.

……

Sitting in the library, Jiang Shaobai focused on the key points with some headaches. He didn't usually burn incense, so he could only hug Buddha's feet temporarily.

Ye Tingyun glanced at Jiang Shaobai and asked, "I heard that your brother raised a very cute little doll?"

Jiang Shaobai nodded and said, "I raised a baby."

The little doll is a little doll, isn't it so cute?The kid kept staring at him with black eyes, and wanted to piss on him.This guy stayed with his brother for nothing, and even dared to give him winks, which made him angry, and beat that idiot back to his original form.

"Why did your brother suddenly think of adopting a child?" Ye Tingyun asked.

Jiang Shaobai: "..." Who knew it would turn into a human being?If he had known that he would turn into a human, he would not have thought that the tortoise was too thin, so it would be better to raise it, and he would just put it in the pot.

In fact, even if the tortoise becomes a human being and cannot be eaten, there is no need to keep it!It's okay to throw it directly into the orphanage!

That dead tortoise looked like a prodigal.So expensive milk powder, buy so much.Forget about the powdered milk. It is said that this guy ate a lot of ginseng before. He was raised to be strong, but he was going to be boiled.

"It's been a few months, can you take it out to play?" Ye Tingyun asked.

Jiang Shaobai lifted his spirits, and said, "Okay! Okay!" The dead tortoise knew that it was free when it stayed at home, so it might as well be released as a mascot. "When will I take him out for you to play with?"

Ye Tingyun said with some embarrassment: "You take that doll out, your brother won't have any objections."

"That doll is very troublesome. My brother is also hot for 3 minutes, and he is about to throw it to the old man." Jiang Shaobai said.

Ye Tingyun: "..."

Jiang Shaobai looked at Ye Tingyun, and thought to himself: This girl seems to like cute things, but in fact, the incarnation of the dead turtle, carved in pink and jade, is still very handsome, maybe it can be used to please Ye Tingyun It's not delicious now, and if that guy can be used as a gift, it can be regarded as waste.

Ye Tingyun asked suspiciously, "What are you thinking?"

Jiang Shaobai shook his head and said, "No, nothing."

……

After completing the third exam and having a few more days to rest, Jiang Shaobai pushed the stroller to the appointed place.

When Jiang Shaobai arrived at the agreed place, Ye Tingyun hadn't come yet.

The little doll in the stroller couldn't help staring at Jiang Shaobai.

Jiang Shaobai looked at the little baby and said, "What are you staring at! Stare at me again, and your ration will be deducted."

Turtle Doll: "..."

Ye Tingyun arrived soon. As soon as the other party arrived, he stared at the child in the stroller for a long time, "It's so cute!"

Jiang Shaobai smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay."

"It smells delicious..." Ye Tingyun said.

Jiang Shaobai: "..." Smells delicious?Sure enough, it is still suitable for stewing soup?

"Did you braid his hair?" Ye Tingyun asked.

Jiang Shaobai said a little excitedly: "Yes! Tingyun, you are so smart, you can tell it is my handicraft at a glance." The tortoise cub has grown a lot of lanugo on his head, so Jiang Shaobai was pricked by the kid A soaring braid.

Ye Tingyun glanced at Jiang Shaobai, and said: "The piercing is so ugly, it should be you."

Jiang Shaobai: "..."

The kid in the baby carriage giggled, Jiang Shaobai's face darkened, and he thought to himself: Why are you laughing, what's so funny.

The little ghost opened his hand and made a hug gesture towards Ye Tingyun.

Jiang Shaobai looked at the tortoise kid, and thought to himself: This kid is really treacherous!Relying on the appearance of a milk bag, she pretends to be cute and wants to be hugged.

Ye Tingyun opened his arms and hugged the little ghost in his arms.

"Did you name it?" Ye Tingyun asked.

Jiang Shaobai nodded, and said, "I took a nickname, called Bubble."

Ye Tingyun frowned and said, "Why? Because he's like a light bulb..."

Jiang Shaobai: "..." Such an explanation seems reasonable!

"Actually, it's because he likes to knock over Baby Bubble Shower Gel, and the bathroom is always full of bubbles."

Ye Tingyun nodded and said, "I see."

Jiang Shaobai saw Bubble lying in Ye Tingyun's arms with a look of intoxication, picked him up and threw him into the stroller, "This kid is very heavy, don't tire you."

Ye Tingyun has a very strong aura, which is very kind and comfortable to the little turtle.The little turtle was enjoying himself, but was caught off guard by Jiang Shaobai and thrown out of his comfort zone, and couldn't help glaring at Jiang Shaobai.

Bubble Turtle's eyes are very fierce, but since this guy is just a doll, it looks just cute.

Ye Tingyun glanced at Jiang Shaobai and said, "Don't be too rude.

Jiang Shaobai said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter, this little brat is really skinny."

Ye Tingyun: "He looks very smart!"

Jiang Shaobai: "..." Smart, maybe, although this guy looks like a milk bag, but who knows how old he has lived?Maybe an old monster.