[Comprehensive] Can't move at all

Under Takao's constant entanglement of "Say it, say it" with changing tone and Saki's eyes shining with stars, Midorima Shintaro finally compromised and put his right hand on the table and let out a long sigh. He nodded and decided to explain what happened.

The original two-person date directly turned into a four-person dinner, Qingfeng glared at Sha Ji who had completely ignored him, and vented all his anger on the food.

Later, Sha Ji finally understood why Midorima Shintaro's expression was so difficult, because his experience was completely unimaginable.

"I was taken away by a truck this morning." Midorima paused after finishing his opening remarks, and glanced at Saki who suddenly opened his eyes wide, and Takao who was lying on the table with a complete smile. "Huh?" Ji was stunned for two seconds, "Are you abducted?" Thinking of Midorima's amazing projection skills when she first met, she added: "Did you beat the abductor?"

Takao patted the table, and a burst of overwhelming smiles hit them: "Right, right! Tsuruta thinks so too."

Midorima glared at Takao irritably, and reprimanded in a cold voice: "Don't make any noise in the restaurant!"

Qingfeng lazily raised his eyelids and said, "Who would abduct such a tall man?"

Midorima pushed his glasses, and told the whole story in a dull tone.

This morning, when Midorima was going out, his mother asked him to bring something to her friend. His mother’s friend lived in a residential building, and the stairs were outside. He walked faster, but when he got down to the second floor, he tripped over the protruding steel nails of the steel stairs and flew straight out. Fortunately, today is the day of recycling, so he fell into the garbage Recycle in the car.

However, Midorima, who was frightened by the sudden accident, had not had time to climb out of the garbage dump, when a puff of gasoline fumes suddenly spewed out from the rear of the truck, and the truck started.

"So the truck driver didn't hear the loud sound of you falling into the garbage dump?" Sha Ji asked in surprise.

Midorima nodded angrily.

As a result, Midorima stayed in the truck's garbage pile until the truck stopped temporarily to enter a traffic artery, and then jumped out of the truck.

"So the driver didn't hear you tell him to 'stop' or something?"

"I knocked on the window, but he probably thought it was the sound of rubbish hitting the back of the car."

Sha Ji still looked puzzled, but Takao shrugged his shoulders and explained as if he understood what she was thinking: "Xiao Zhen said how can he be loud in a residential street, so he didn't shout at all."

Sha Ji nodded with a vague understanding, looked at the serious-looking young man beside him, and could only say a word of emotion with a helpless face: "What an unfortunate morning."

As a result, Takao said excitedly: "This is far more than that! Later, Xiao Zhen fell into the sewer!"

"sewer?!"

Takao nodded excitedly, but saw Midorima snorted coldly and turned his head away, so he explained to Sha Ji: "An old woman poured water all over Xiaozhen, and then said that he was going to her house to express her apology. Xiao Zhen took a step back and wanted to refuse, but it happened that there was no manhole cover at the back of the sewer, and then fell into it!"

Gao Wei's tail sound was raised high, like a tail that was about to rise to the sky. What sounded a little scary turned into a joke in his mouth, making people dumbfounded.

Sha Ji said with emotion: "This is completely cursed!"

Takao shook his head in awe, "It's more than that. In school, Xiaozhen was splashed with water, and the plaster in the art classroom was broken when he fell, and there are more! The lunch box at noon, opened the package Behind the handkerchief was a dictionary."

"..." Sha Ji didn't know what expression to use to face the dark and sullen Lvjian, and suddenly thought of something, and asked tentatively: "So just now... I stepped on the wooden floor in the haunted house and fell off. The one who came down was also you?"

There was a trace of struggle in the green pupils, and finally nodded with difficulty.

Qingfeng glanced at the lobster beside Midorima, and snorted impatiently from his nose: "It's still so unlucky for you to bring a lucky object, so I say that divination in the morning is useless at all."

"..."

"..."

Xiude's ace partner fell into a strange silence because of Aomine's words. After a long while, Midorima said expressionlessly: "No, this incident just proves that morning divination is necessary."

"Huh?" Qingfeng raised his eyebrows with a look of complete disbelief.

It turned out that when Midorima was listening to the morning divination this morning, a black cat jumped in from the window and stepped on the remote control. As a result, the channel was changed, so today's lucky thing for Cancer only heard "red..." a few times. words.

"The entire basketball team has come to help, after all, it is a matter of life and death." Gao Wei shrugged, "But there is no lucky thing today in the collected things, and Xiao Zhen is still as unlucky as ever."

So I carry a lobster with me and a red scarf around my neck because of this.

Sha Ji asked curiously: "How many red things have you collected?"

Lvjian pushed the glasses and replied: "Ten kinds of stationery, nine kinds of handicrafts, three kinds of clothes, five kinds of food, twelve kinds of daily necessities, two kinds of decorations, six kinds of toys, and three kinds of plants. Fifty kinds."

"...It's amazing." Sha Ji was amazed when he heard it, he was stunned for a moment, and asked, "Lujian, what channel is that morning divination broadcast on? It feels very reliable."

Seeing her eager expression, Qingfeng frowned and said impatiently: "Why do you listen to that kind of thing?"

"Self-defense!" Sha Ji took it for granted, "If I fly down the stairs and fall into a garbage truck... I can barely survive, but if I fall into the sewer, it is impossible to climb out."

And on the face of Midorima, who is still alive after going through this series, subtle and complicated emotions emerge.

"How could you be so unlucky? It's strange for a guy who is so unlucky."

Midorima, who had already been so unlucky, stared straight at Aomine who was squinting unaware, as if there was a trace of murderous intent leaking from the side.

Seeing that Sha Ji wanted to refute something, Qingfeng frowned impatiently, and said to her in a natural tone: "Okay, you are so annoying, I am always here."

After speaking, a casual smile opened at the corner of his mouth, he touched his nose with his index finger and said, "I have super intuition, and I will definitely not hurt you."

Midorima, who was inflicted tons of damage by Aomine's words, had a gloomy face, a gleam of cold air flashed on the lens, pushed the glasses with a bandaged hand and said coldly: "Speaking of which, I have never seen it before, Aomine With girls other than Momoi."

Takao froze for a moment, then waved his hands with a smile and said, "Well, Xiaozhen, don't say such things."

A crisis of trust between couples, Xiaozhen, you are really... well done!

Takao continued with a smile, "Although I saw the pink-haired girl before, don't say it at this time."

After speaking, he glanced at Sha Ji, only to find that she seemed to have an appetite suddenly, staring at each dish with some surprise, as if she didn't care about their conversation.

Qingfeng, who didn't notice the other party's malicious provocation at all, just raised his eyebrows uncomfortably with his wild intuition, and asked directly: "What's the matter with Wuyue?"

Midorima Shintaro showed a speechless expression to Aomine's rough nerves, folded his arms and looked at him coldly, and replied nonchalantly for a while: "It's okay."

Aomine still raised his eyebrows, glanced at the expressionless Midorima and Takao who poked the rice with his chopsticks indignantly, and continued to make up the knife in a lazy tone: "Even May can't be so unlucky." To some degree."

The corner of Shintaro Midorima's mouth twitched imperceptibly after being stabbed in the heart with an arrow, and he came to the conclusion in his heart: I really can't get along with this guy!

Takao was in a state of watching the show all the time, and he felt a little regretful when he saw his partner being beaten so helplessly by the flash bombs, so he couldn't help but go up and light the fire, and said slowly: "Speaking of which, Qingfeng is very strange, obviously called Momoi directly The name is May, but Tsuruta is the surname."

The atmosphere was stiff for two seconds, and Qingfeng suddenly remembered that when she was in friendship, she complained to him softly and with a bit of a joke: "Mr. Qingfeng is really too much, obviously you have always called me Sha Ji."

Sha Ji, he repeated these two words in his heart playfully, and suddenly felt that this might be a good idea.

Sha Ji suddenly thought of something and looked up, just when Takao was expecting her to confront Aomine angrily, she took out the "20ans" from her bag and handed it to Midorima with a gentle smile: "I don't know if you have I tried a magazine, and the cover of this one happens to be red, do you want to try it?"

Midorima stared at the magazine for a long time, frowned slightly, and was about to refuse, when he suddenly saw Aomine's staring eyes from the corner of his eye, like a cat with a blown hair, he hesitated for two seconds, and took it With the magazine in his hand, Sha Ji nodded and said indifferently: "Thank you then."

Then he was keenly aware that Qingfeng turned his face to the side and cursed something.

I feel that my unlucky mood all day seems to be better.

Sha Ji's eyes narrowed into crescents, he smiled like a spring breeze, and asked, "Speaking of which, was the haunted house you went to today fun?"

Qingfeng felt his scalp go numb for a while, and he didn't really want to continue this topic, but Takao smiled and said with crooked eyebrows: "I don't know, it took only 3 minutes for Xiaozhen to fall down and faint."

Sha Ji tried hard to hold back his smile, but Aomine beside him was already laughing out loud, and the darker Midorima's face was, the happier he was laughing.

Sha Ji reached into his schoolbag again and took out the two tickets and handed them over, "Then I'll give it to you, my friends are more afraid of ghosts, and I originally wanted to invite Mr. Imayoshi to come together, but it seems that their recent competition It's a bit busy."

After hearing this, Takao looked at Aomine in shock, with the surprise of "so the girlfriend is not yours" written all over his face.

Aomine frowned, and he couldn't explain why, but he felt a little annoyed when he heard Imayoshi's name.

Takao suddenly felt that Aomine was a little pitiful, and decided to help him, never giving Saki and Imayoshi the chance to cuddle in the haunted house, so he took the ticket under Midorima's stare, thanked him and rubbed his smooth On the face of the ticket, he said pointedly: "Speaking of which, you Tonghuang really have distinct generations."

It's so pitiful that she has to help accompany the captain's girlfriend even though she's the trump card, and can't even play in the game.Midorima automatically completed Takao's words in his mind, glanced at his partner impatiently, and said seriously: "The seniority level of every team is very important, but you don't abide by it at all."

"Hey~ Xiao Zhen, I feel very sad when you say that."

"Don't be so disgusting."

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Sha Ji felt that he was shown off.

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After the two teams separated at the entrance of the shopping mall, Qingfeng sent Sha Ji to the subway station. The two said goodbye in the overcrowded subway station, surrounded by office workers who had just got off work, wearing suits and carrying schoolbags, looking indifferently from them with their heads down. pass by.

Qingfeng put his hands in his pockets, lowered his eyes to look at her, "Email me when you get home."

Sha Ji nodded, turned around after entering the station, and saw that he was still standing there watching her leave, and felt a little relieved.

When Sha Ji's back completely disappeared into the hurrying crowd, Qingfeng gave a "tsk" for no reason, and walked towards home in a good mood.

When passing by the convenience store, he saw the dazzling array of magazines on the magazine rack through the glass window. The latest issue of "20ans" was placed in the most conspicuous position. He stared at the charming model on the red cover for a few seconds, then turned around. Went into a convenience store.

When the cashier saw that the tall, straight and slightly wild boy handed over a women's fashion magazine, he was slightly taken aback, and then hurriedly scanned the QR code to check out under the staring gaze of the other party, when he suddenly heard a message saying that he couldn't mention it at all. "Wait a minute," said an energetic voice.

Have you finally noticed something is wrong?juvenile!

He watched Qingfeng turn around with some relief, walked towards the bookshelf again, and walked over with another magazine.

Pass it over again, why is it still "20ans"? !

After Aomine left the convenience store amid the sound of "Welcome next time" from the automatic door, the cashier staff suddenly figured out that buying a magazine that didn't match his temperament might be for his girlfriend.

But bought two copies?

The clerk couldn't help looking at the young high school student who disappeared into the night and murmured with emotion: "It's really degrading morality now, and high school students will be on two different boats."

Aomine walked out of the convenience store in a particularly good mood, stretching his limbs, like a big dog satisfied after eating, at this time the phone rang——

Qingfeng frowned and read the message several times, suppressing the churning unhappiness in his heart, and pressed his fingers on the keyboard quickly, as if he wanted to crush the phone.

Read the message you just received again.

... I will go to you who I will not give.