[Comprehensive] Natural Volume and Celestial Sister Paper
Chapter 7 Come on, holy war!
The night when my family’s Juanjuan—A Yin accidentally became me—Xiao Lingluo’s Japanese teacher, I followed A Yin and just stepped into the house for three seconds, when my father greeted me with a bear hug that could be described violently. .I'm sure my lumbar spine just made a horrible noise.
"How about my daughter? Dad, the guard and tutor I arranged for you is very good~" Dad hugged me, "Dad has thought about it~ Since you like my daughter, it is okay for Dad to let this annoying man stay at home." It’s not impossible~ But if you eat and drink for nothing, Dad, I will never allow it! I have to use my body to offset various expenses~”
Father, can you please show a little majesty as a father?Also, please don't say such strange words, "offset with your body"... What are you trying to make ==
"However," Dad suddenly changed into a sinister mode, showing a fierce look at the bewildered Ah Yin, "If your kid dares to take action against Strawberry Milk or my daughter..."
Although he could hardly understand what the incomprehensible father was saying, Ah Yin nodded under the invisible pressure.
My father smiled happily: "Yeah, that's right~"
Me and Ah Yin: "...==|||"
After my father's explanation mixed with countless nonsense, I finally understood the truth of the matter.
Basically, my father found a certain leader in the school who was said to be his child immediately after Kameda-kun's accident, and recommended A Yin to him with embellishments, and then—it was logical, um.
This inexplicable coincidence made me wonder if Kameda-kun's attack had something to do with my seemingly harmless and sometimes scary father.
Moreover, there is something very magical about my father.He himself is just an unknown doctor, but he has extensive and solid contacts in various departments and industries across the country.Perhaps this is also a superpower.
This night, my curly cat and a black dog named Puppy appeared in my dream. The two were fighting for the last bit of strawberry milk in the basin.And as the owner, I clenched my fists and yelled: "Come on, Juju! You almost, just almost! Believe in yourself, you are not fighting alone, you are not fighting alone!"
Then, the moment the curly, fluffy front paws touched the basin, the very dynamic music of DOES' "Cloudy Sky" sounded in my ears.
I turned off the phone alarm clock with a "snap", and I woke up with a hair all over my head.
KUSO, which one got the strawberry milk in the end? I'm so concerned about the swelling!Hmm~ I hope it’s Juan Juan, Juan Juan can’t live without strawberry milk! 【Hello!Don't you care what happens to Puppy? ! 】====================================================
"Hey, hey, you all go back to your seats and sit down! It's because of your lazy grades that you can't get in, you guys!" Early in the morning, Ah Yin, who originally went to school with me, went to the office to make some preparations. Standing imposingly in front of the podium in a white coat, black-rimmed glasses, and a lollipop with a smoking tail in his mouth, "Yoxi, listen to me. The first class today is my teacher Yinba. , Therefore, I will announce the results of this mock exam. If you call your name, come up and get it for me."
"...【The whole class is shocked" Ah Yin, you are so domineering!Compared to Kameda-kun, you are more domineering, hey!How can you let us teenagers and girls who have never seen the world hold HOLD!
"Wang Tianwen!"
"Yes~"
……
"Cao Lin!"
"Um……"
……
"Meng Xinxing!"
"Yes~ yes—"
……
……
Finally... "Xiao Lingluo!"
"In~" I replied and stepped forward, looking at the results with fear and a little bit of expectation... Huh, fortunately, everything is normal except for Japanese, but only Japanese... ahaha, Japanese is just... Quite miserable, even worse than Indonesia after the tsunami!
Wait, the one standing in front of me looks like a Japanese teacher?
"The full score is 120, and you only passed a quarter of the test." Ah Yin looked down at me aggressively.I felt wronged, and raised my hand weakly: "Well, Teacher Yinba. A quarter is 30 points, and I got 40 points in the test, so it should be one third..."
"..."
T▽T I'm sorry, I was wrong, don't look at me with such terrifying eyes~~ But I swear, this time is definitely my super mistake, my usual Japanese score is above 80 points no matter what [ It's nothing to be proud of either! 】! ! !
Damn, did you miscalculate, my genius girl Xiao Lingluo's first famous name——!
==================================
I am a person who does not go to bed immediately after returning home at night, but will play chess with Duke Zhou in class the next day.Therefore, generally speaking, the time after my evening self-study is dedicated to sleep, and I almost never study.
But now, facing the serious-looking teacher Ginpachi who was holding the "[-]-Day Japanese College Entrance Sprint" in the chair next to me, I had to sacrifice my poor sleep time to make up for my lagging Japanese.
"Tch, I don't have any problems communicating normally. I thought you, girl, can speak Japanese very well." Ah Yin showed that disappointed expression, which made me feel inexplicably guilty.
"I can't help it~ Spoken language is spoken language. This is the result of reading manga since the third grade of elementary school! However, the written Japanese used for the exam has many strange things."
"From here to here," Mr. Ginpachi ignored my excuse, pointing to about 30 exercises in the book, "finish now."
"Eh—?!" I always thought that Teacher Yinba would not be so serious, and I couldn't help but feel very disappointed, "Ah, Yin, you are a ghost, you are a ghost!"
"Long-winded, hurry up and do it."
"……Yes."
……
……
So, under Ah Yin's torture, I sacrificed nearly an hour of sleep time.
For the next eighty days, it was like this almost every night.Girl, I was exhausted physically and mentally from being tortured.
Unknowingly, Ah Yin has fully integrated into my family [despite the life-and-death battle with my father to defend/rob strawberry milk], our 3-year Z group [although students often complain about it], and Jihad [ The college entrance examination] is getting closer and closer in this seemingly harmonious day.
Of course, in order to ease the tension during this period, I dragged Ah Yin through several desperate "time travel experiments".For example, waiting for a car to be hit on the road [eventually being yelled at by the driver to avoid it], going to the river to play drowning [the result was pulled ashore by a swimmer, almost thought it was for light body], playing trapeze from the top of the building [I Would you believe me if I fell on someone else’s quilt ==], go to an amusement park to play bungee jumping, roller coaster, pirate ship, jumping machine [I always hope that the rope will break or fly out by myself]...
Basically, they are all "life-threatening" in the true sense. Except for those in the amusement park, any one can let me instantly reach another world, the world with a small bridge and an old lady selling soup on the bridge.Moreover, I have been mistaken for a mental patient many times ==
The me at that time, maybe it was to relieve the pressure, but it was really inexplicably bold.Thinking about those dangerous actions later, I doubt that I really wanted to commit suicide at that time.But having said that, there should be no normal person who would do such a thing ==
I must have been crazy then.
The last time was one month before the college entrance examination. That night there was a lot of wind and rain, lightning and thunder.I put my face on the windowpane, and shouted with a smile: "Ayin, try to be struck by lightning tonight to see if you can wear it~" Finally, Ayin yelled with blue veins, "Girl, you forgot to wear it after a month." Is it a jihad! Is it really a man to be so leisurely?!", stopped.
Oh, what a pity ╮(╯_╰)╭
Just a little bit, just a little bit, maybe he can go to Ah Yin's world and avoid this unlucky college entrance examination. [It turns out that this is the purpose =口=|||] The so-called fate-determining three days of the college entrance examination, despite our reluctance, it still arrived as scheduled.
"Ah, ah, ah, silver!" I looked at my moldy face on the admission ticket, my fingers were trembling, "What, what, what should I do... Tomorrow, the college entrance examination is coming up! !!!!"
"Hey, you are too nervous." Ah Yin propped his chin at the side, his dead fish eyes were still so lazy, "Didn't you do well in the last mock test, and you got 98 points in Japanese."
"But, but..." Just, even if you say that, those who should be nervous will still be nervous T_T[Narrator: Xiao Lingluo—every big exam, I get so nervous that I can't find Bei's sister.It is understood that during the high school entrance examination, I was so nervous that I ran to the wrong building, which eventually led to increased tension, and I failed the high school entrance examination. ORZ] "Ayin..." I hugged the pillow with Kolom sauce printed on it and huddled in the corner of the bed, and glanced pitifully The ticket to hell that I threw beside the bed, "Ayin, I'm nervous...I don't want to die yet, Ayin, save me!"
"So what can you do to not be nervous, girl =="
"That, although it's a little hard to say..." I tightened my arms and almost strangled the lovely culom sauce into two pieces, ">///<That Ah Yin, can you hug me...?"
"……what?"
"Well, when I'm nervous, if someone can hug me... I'll feel more secure, and I won't be too nervous..." Damn, even if I'm a girl, it's hard to say this kind of request!
"..."
I coughed in embarrassment: "Cough, it's not, you don't have to do this, if, if you don't want to...ah, hello!"
When I came back to my senses, Ah Yin had already hugged me to my chest with those strong arms through the pillow.His face was pressed against Ah Yin's hot chest, and his heartbeat could be heard.
"...Scared me." However, it is really a reassuring embrace.
"Whispering, didn't you ask me to hug you!" Ah Yin's voice sounded buzzing because it was pressed against his chest, "It's only for a while, if your father sees it, Ah Yin, my strawberry milk this month It's all ruined."
"……Um."
After a while, it will be fine.
The author has something to say:
So, this chapter time flies ==
"How about my daughter? Dad, the guard and tutor I arranged for you is very good~" Dad hugged me, "Dad has thought about it~ Since you like my daughter, it is okay for Dad to let this annoying man stay at home." It’s not impossible~ But if you eat and drink for nothing, Dad, I will never allow it! I have to use my body to offset various expenses~”
Father, can you please show a little majesty as a father?Also, please don't say such strange words, "offset with your body"... What are you trying to make ==
"However," Dad suddenly changed into a sinister mode, showing a fierce look at the bewildered Ah Yin, "If your kid dares to take action against Strawberry Milk or my daughter..."
Although he could hardly understand what the incomprehensible father was saying, Ah Yin nodded under the invisible pressure.
My father smiled happily: "Yeah, that's right~"
Me and Ah Yin: "...==|||"
After my father's explanation mixed with countless nonsense, I finally understood the truth of the matter.
Basically, my father found a certain leader in the school who was said to be his child immediately after Kameda-kun's accident, and recommended A Yin to him with embellishments, and then—it was logical, um.
This inexplicable coincidence made me wonder if Kameda-kun's attack had something to do with my seemingly harmless and sometimes scary father.
Moreover, there is something very magical about my father.He himself is just an unknown doctor, but he has extensive and solid contacts in various departments and industries across the country.Perhaps this is also a superpower.
This night, my curly cat and a black dog named Puppy appeared in my dream. The two were fighting for the last bit of strawberry milk in the basin.And as the owner, I clenched my fists and yelled: "Come on, Juju! You almost, just almost! Believe in yourself, you are not fighting alone, you are not fighting alone!"
Then, the moment the curly, fluffy front paws touched the basin, the very dynamic music of DOES' "Cloudy Sky" sounded in my ears.
I turned off the phone alarm clock with a "snap", and I woke up with a hair all over my head.
KUSO, which one got the strawberry milk in the end? I'm so concerned about the swelling!Hmm~ I hope it’s Juan Juan, Juan Juan can’t live without strawberry milk! 【Hello!Don't you care what happens to Puppy? ! 】====================================================
"Hey, hey, you all go back to your seats and sit down! It's because of your lazy grades that you can't get in, you guys!" Early in the morning, Ah Yin, who originally went to school with me, went to the office to make some preparations. Standing imposingly in front of the podium in a white coat, black-rimmed glasses, and a lollipop with a smoking tail in his mouth, "Yoxi, listen to me. The first class today is my teacher Yinba. , Therefore, I will announce the results of this mock exam. If you call your name, come up and get it for me."
"...【The whole class is shocked" Ah Yin, you are so domineering!Compared to Kameda-kun, you are more domineering, hey!How can you let us teenagers and girls who have never seen the world hold HOLD!
"Wang Tianwen!"
"Yes~"
……
"Cao Lin!"
"Um……"
……
"Meng Xinxing!"
"Yes~ yes—"
……
……
Finally... "Xiao Lingluo!"
"In~" I replied and stepped forward, looking at the results with fear and a little bit of expectation... Huh, fortunately, everything is normal except for Japanese, but only Japanese... ahaha, Japanese is just... Quite miserable, even worse than Indonesia after the tsunami!
Wait, the one standing in front of me looks like a Japanese teacher?
"The full score is 120, and you only passed a quarter of the test." Ah Yin looked down at me aggressively.I felt wronged, and raised my hand weakly: "Well, Teacher Yinba. A quarter is 30 points, and I got 40 points in the test, so it should be one third..."
"..."
T▽T I'm sorry, I was wrong, don't look at me with such terrifying eyes~~ But I swear, this time is definitely my super mistake, my usual Japanese score is above 80 points no matter what [ It's nothing to be proud of either! 】! ! !
Damn, did you miscalculate, my genius girl Xiao Lingluo's first famous name——!
==================================
I am a person who does not go to bed immediately after returning home at night, but will play chess with Duke Zhou in class the next day.Therefore, generally speaking, the time after my evening self-study is dedicated to sleep, and I almost never study.
But now, facing the serious-looking teacher Ginpachi who was holding the "[-]-Day Japanese College Entrance Sprint" in the chair next to me, I had to sacrifice my poor sleep time to make up for my lagging Japanese.
"Tch, I don't have any problems communicating normally. I thought you, girl, can speak Japanese very well." Ah Yin showed that disappointed expression, which made me feel inexplicably guilty.
"I can't help it~ Spoken language is spoken language. This is the result of reading manga since the third grade of elementary school! However, the written Japanese used for the exam has many strange things."
"From here to here," Mr. Ginpachi ignored my excuse, pointing to about 30 exercises in the book, "finish now."
"Eh—?!" I always thought that Teacher Yinba would not be so serious, and I couldn't help but feel very disappointed, "Ah, Yin, you are a ghost, you are a ghost!"
"Long-winded, hurry up and do it."
"……Yes."
……
……
So, under Ah Yin's torture, I sacrificed nearly an hour of sleep time.
For the next eighty days, it was like this almost every night.Girl, I was exhausted physically and mentally from being tortured.
Unknowingly, Ah Yin has fully integrated into my family [despite the life-and-death battle with my father to defend/rob strawberry milk], our 3-year Z group [although students often complain about it], and Jihad [ The college entrance examination] is getting closer and closer in this seemingly harmonious day.
Of course, in order to ease the tension during this period, I dragged Ah Yin through several desperate "time travel experiments".For example, waiting for a car to be hit on the road [eventually being yelled at by the driver to avoid it], going to the river to play drowning [the result was pulled ashore by a swimmer, almost thought it was for light body], playing trapeze from the top of the building [I Would you believe me if I fell on someone else’s quilt ==], go to an amusement park to play bungee jumping, roller coaster, pirate ship, jumping machine [I always hope that the rope will break or fly out by myself]...
Basically, they are all "life-threatening" in the true sense. Except for those in the amusement park, any one can let me instantly reach another world, the world with a small bridge and an old lady selling soup on the bridge.Moreover, I have been mistaken for a mental patient many times ==
The me at that time, maybe it was to relieve the pressure, but it was really inexplicably bold.Thinking about those dangerous actions later, I doubt that I really wanted to commit suicide at that time.But having said that, there should be no normal person who would do such a thing ==
I must have been crazy then.
The last time was one month before the college entrance examination. That night there was a lot of wind and rain, lightning and thunder.I put my face on the windowpane, and shouted with a smile: "Ayin, try to be struck by lightning tonight to see if you can wear it~" Finally, Ayin yelled with blue veins, "Girl, you forgot to wear it after a month." Is it a jihad! Is it really a man to be so leisurely?!", stopped.
Oh, what a pity ╮(╯_╰)╭
Just a little bit, just a little bit, maybe he can go to Ah Yin's world and avoid this unlucky college entrance examination. [It turns out that this is the purpose =口=|||] The so-called fate-determining three days of the college entrance examination, despite our reluctance, it still arrived as scheduled.
"Ah, ah, ah, silver!" I looked at my moldy face on the admission ticket, my fingers were trembling, "What, what, what should I do... Tomorrow, the college entrance examination is coming up! !!!!"
"Hey, you are too nervous." Ah Yin propped his chin at the side, his dead fish eyes were still so lazy, "Didn't you do well in the last mock test, and you got 98 points in Japanese."
"But, but..." Just, even if you say that, those who should be nervous will still be nervous T_T[Narrator: Xiao Lingluo—every big exam, I get so nervous that I can't find Bei's sister.It is understood that during the high school entrance examination, I was so nervous that I ran to the wrong building, which eventually led to increased tension, and I failed the high school entrance examination. ORZ] "Ayin..." I hugged the pillow with Kolom sauce printed on it and huddled in the corner of the bed, and glanced pitifully The ticket to hell that I threw beside the bed, "Ayin, I'm nervous...I don't want to die yet, Ayin, save me!"
"So what can you do to not be nervous, girl =="
"That, although it's a little hard to say..." I tightened my arms and almost strangled the lovely culom sauce into two pieces, ">///<That Ah Yin, can you hug me...?"
"……what?"
"Well, when I'm nervous, if someone can hug me... I'll feel more secure, and I won't be too nervous..." Damn, even if I'm a girl, it's hard to say this kind of request!
"..."
I coughed in embarrassment: "Cough, it's not, you don't have to do this, if, if you don't want to...ah, hello!"
When I came back to my senses, Ah Yin had already hugged me to my chest with those strong arms through the pillow.His face was pressed against Ah Yin's hot chest, and his heartbeat could be heard.
"...Scared me." However, it is really a reassuring embrace.
"Whispering, didn't you ask me to hug you!" Ah Yin's voice sounded buzzing because it was pressed against his chest, "It's only for a while, if your father sees it, Ah Yin, my strawberry milk this month It's all ruined."
"……Um."
After a while, it will be fine.
The author has something to say:
So, this chapter time flies ==
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