[Comprehensive] Natural Volume and Celestial Sister Paper

If it is said that my purpose of going to the era of fighting barbarians alone this time is for LEVELUP, then my purpose has obviously been achieved.If you continue to stay here, you will have a lot of fun~ I can't guarantee that I will die here. Is it the gameover of my short and rich life, or the ending that sounds unbelievable like returning to reality.

Hey, if he died like this, wouldn't he become a god like OДO!

No, no, no matter how amazing the work is, I believe that the author Sang will not use my life to make fun of it, ahaha, ahaha...

It seemed that the escort was too boring, and I actually thought of something strange.

There was darkness in front of my eyes, and I felt as if I was locked in a secret room.About an hour has passed since I was blindfolded and propelled what looked like a spaceship.The turbulence of the spaceship made me feel motion sickness that I haven’t seen for a long time... If I lose my image and spit out a bunch of mosaics after a while... Well, I’m a GINTAMA guy, I’m sure I’m used to it, please don’t just ignore it. Nathan==

Heavy footsteps sounded through the door, and with the sound of the door opening, a faint light reached my eyeballs through the distracting black cloth.A few figures were vaguely seen, and then some hard object was pressed against the back, and a fierce voice sounded from the top and back of the head: "Go!"

Convex(艹盘艹) typical attitude towards prisoners!

People are knives and I am fish. In this case, it is better not to die, so as not to set up a death flag... I will bear it.

My hands were tied with a rope, and someone in front of me was pulling me forward with the extra part of the rope.There are shackles on the feet, and there is a loud metal friction and collision sound when they move.With this awkward posture, he advanced in what seemed to be a corridor for about 5 minutes. The leader suddenly stopped and said respectfully, "My lord, bring it here."

Ahhhhhhhhh - so fast! ! !

With the answer, the door in front of him opened.The shoulder was pushed hard, I staggered into the door with a cry of surprise, I couldn't see anything, my right foot stepped on the chain in a panic, of course, I screamed and threw myself on the ground.

……

In an instant, there was silence.

"Are you sure you didn't arrest the wrong person?" After a long time, it should be the boss of this group of people who said, "This idiot-like human being...couldn't be a scapegoat randomly picked by the shogunate's stupid pigs to fool us?"

"This... the subordinates don't think so." The guy who pushed me in just now replied, "Although those humans are stupid, they still know their basic interests, and they will not defy us for a guy who is not beneficial to their rule."

"Huh, that's true." As I said that, my chin was pinched with cold fingers, and there was no movement for a long time.It was a very uncomfortable feeling that the person's gaze was on me all the time.

"Let go." It's impolite to keep staring at other people's bodies, as if being forced [beep——] by someone's gaze.

"Huh? This guy..."

There was a bright light in front of me, I squinted my eyes uncomfortably, only to see a rather strong gray-skinned celestial being, with the demeanor of the night king Fengxian, leaning over and looking at me with a complicated expression.

"woman?"

Σ(°△°|||) was discovered!It was discovered quite easily! !

Hey hey hey, how embarrassing are you to those people who were easily deceived by me before ==

Tianren closed his eyes and let out a wry smile: "Humph...hahahaha! Was the old man's son killed by a human woman? Hehehe...that idiot..."

"What a disgrace to our family."

"Eh?" I thought that the reason why this celestial father spent a lot of time finding someone was because he doted on his son so much, but it seems... that's not the case.

"I was so frightened that my legs went limp as soon as I experienced actual combat. Thanks to the old man who has worked so hard to train him." Father Tianren started pacing in the empty room, and entered the story mode on his own.I silently got up from the ground and sat cross-legged while listening to this "The Enmity and Enmity of Father and Son", while thinking to myself: 【Σ(っ°Д°;)っWhat kind of development is this! ] "The old man has only one son, and he is a good-for-nothing. But under pressure from all sides, that guy must become a strong man."

loser……

"He hates force, and the family will never allow this kind of thinking to exist. He ran away from home again and again, and the old man sent people to search and chase him back."

Alas... this kind of bloody stories that often appear in big families =dish=

"This time on the battlefield, I was also forced by the old man."

"But I didn't expect that kid to be so scumbag. In the first battle, he returned to the camp and vomited all over; in the second battle, he cried all night; in the third battle, he was killed by an earth woman, hmph."

"I ordered the shogunate to find you. The old man wanted to know who the guy who killed the old man's hapless son was. The result was really unexpected."

"..." After all, it's actually your fault, right?Force others to do things that others don't want, is it okay now?Driven my own son to death, hahahahaha, idiot, this guy is an idiot!

↑Of course, the above paragraph can only be laughed at inwardly, saying it is completely like adding salt to the wound, the rhythm of death.

"But having said that, is there such a woman on Earth? It's really rare." Father Tianren came back from his memories and refocused on me. place, the old man is a little curious, why are you doing this?"

For LEVELUP?Will anyone believe me if I say it? ==

"Prefer not to say."

Father Tianren paused for a moment, then smiled maliciously: "Huh... your future fate depends on your every word after that."

"How about it, do you want to talk?"

The room was very empty, and every word he spoke had a slight response.Except for the door guarded by several people behind him, there is no exit by visual inspection.And as a young girl, I am bound and unarmed, so I can't break away.

Tsk... Trouble.

"Okay...it's not a big deal anyway." I changed my sitting position and started to use my narrative skills to make up stories, "It was too long ago, some accidents happened, I can't remember... As far back as I can remember, I was an orphan. Because I was a girl again, I was always bullied, so I concealed my gender. Thanks to your blessings, the people of Edo are struggling to survive. So, I thought that it would be better to starve to death. Take a gamble and join the army, even if you are shot to death by random arrows on the battlefield, it is better than starving to death."

"Lying will do you no good, little girl."

T▽T How can I see it, thanks to the fact that I edited so many.

"Okay, let me tell the truth..." The old fox's eyes made me tremble, "In order to... become no longer useless. And... the person I like is fighting against the barbarians."

"Huh? Interesting." The fox smiled, "Who is that person?"

Is listening to other people's gossip something you, an old man, should do?

"Ayin... Sakata Gintoki..."

Well, I wanted to pretend to be 13, but I still said it, that guy's aura is really scary T▽T "Sakata? That... White Yasha... Hmph." He seemed to be thinking for a while, and sneered, Then with a wave of my hand, the men who were standing behind me stepped back respectfully.Immediately afterwards, the door was also gently closed.

Ahh...?

"In principle, this old man wants to execute you. After all, you killed my only son, even though he is a useless guy who is not a pity to die."

This guy looks very scheming...Help me, can I say that I suddenly want to go to the bathroom!

"However, I can let you go back." Sure enough, there was a conspiracy!Every word of his smacks of conspiracy!So obvious, Dad!

"……Require?"

"Huh, it's pretty smart." The demon with a fox-like smile said, "As long as you bring back the head of White Yaksha."

The author has something to say:

In fact, this chapter could have been coded the day before yesterday... But the author Sang Ma was suddenly notified of something the night before yesterday, which made her feel bad for two whole days, and she couldn't finish the article.

The development of the plot, isn’t it a bit bloody? =Dish=