[Comprehensive] Natural Volume and Celestial Sister Paper

It's eleven o'clock at night.

A girl who doesn't return at night——I, Xiao Lingluo, led a homeless natural roll, and sneaked into a luxurious residential area while the guard was taking a nap.

OK, the first step of the battle is successful.

"That... girl?" I was carefully observing whether there were any monitors or other objects nearby, when Gintoki grabbed my sleeve from behind, with a tense expression, "Anyway, things like burglary..."

"Huh? If you want to steal, go yourself, girl, I don't want to break the law twice in a day."

"?"

"No, it's nothing." It was so dangerous... I almost shook off what I was going to do today.Although this may be a bit silly, I can't let Yinshi know that I went to help him on my own initiative.According to his personality, he might be angry instead.

No way, who made Ah Yin the protagonist of "JUMP"?

"Ayin, we have to turn over." I pointed to the wall of a two-storey villa in front of me, "There should be no infrared rays or anything, Ayin, I know you, the protagonist of "JUNP", will be able to do it."

Flying over eaves and walls is a must-have skill for every protagonist.

"..." Yinshi silently looked up at the wall that was three meters long, and a strong arm wrapped around my waist without saying a word.With legs slightly bent, he jumped up, and with the other hand, he climbed up to the edge of the wall.In the second before I could express my admiration for this series of cloud and flowing movements, I only heard a "pop", and I didn't know what I stepped on when I landed. The two of us came to the ground in an unattractive posture. close contact.

==|||It really deserves to be the protagonist of "JUMP", who has never been seen before or since.I lamented my poor tailbone, and put one hand on the ground... Ah Le, the touch is not right, I quickly stood up, only to find a poor mangy dog ​​under us foaming at the mouth Limbs twitched.

"Uh..." I said why didn't I hear the barking of this vicious dog today, so it was knocked down unknowingly == Really, really worthy of being the protagonist of "JUMP", Yinsang! [Hey you are enough! 】 A second of silence.

"Yoxi, I managed to sneak in no matter what!" I clenched my fist with one hand and pointed at Yin with the other, "Ah Yin, do you see the window over there?"

"……Um."

"Go over there and squat down."

"..." [Are you directing the dog? ! 】

"Don't worry, I will do something bad~" I smiled and stood on tiptoe and patted Yinshi's shoulder, "It's just a surprise for my buddy."

"...I said, don't worry about the dogs over there."

"It's okay, I don't like it a long time ago." Every time I just scream at me, if I didn't look at Yinyin's face, I would have stewed it away!

Following my instructions, Yinshi went to the window and squatted halfway. I supported the window frame and stepped on his shoulders with one foot on each side: "Hey, don't look up and peek."

"What are you peeping at in the winter when you are wearing pants, besides, Ah Yin, am I that kind of person!" Yinshi grabbed both of my ankles while proving his innocence, and stood up firmly.

"Haha, I'm just adjusting the atmosphere."... Actually, I really want to say, yes.

Ah Yin's height of 177cm plus mine of 163cm just reached the height of the windows on the second floor.I stuck my whole body on the window and knocked the glass loudly, and at the same time whispered: "Hey, open the window, Darling, if you don't open the window, YourDearClassmate will sleep on the street!"

Why for a moment, I feel that this scene is like Romeo and Juliet...

The window was snapped open.

"What are you doing in the middle of the night, Hun Dan, do you think you are Romeo?!" Look, you are indeed my dear best friend, even the complaints are the same as I thought, but, Darling, Juliet didn't push Romeo go downstairs...

For a split second, without even realizing what had happened, the back of my head left a deep imprint in the dirt in the yard.I think it must not be suitable to go out today, let alone in the middle of the night.

"Ah~~ I'm so annoying, what time do you think it is now?" Yinyin appeared in front of us waddling in her pajamas and slippers, and looked contemptuously at Yinshi who was supporting me, "Tsk, This is your friend, dressed with personality."

Me: "...==|||"

Silver time: "==#"

"Tell me, what can I do with Miss Ben?" Yinyin sat down on the twitching mangy dog, crossing her legs, "Could it be midnight to introduce my friend to me, sorry, I can Don't be such a strange friend."

"Well, below you is..."

"Ah, it doesn't matter, I have long disliked this dead dog."

"..." Is this what a master should say? !

Yinshi and I took two steps back in tacit understanding, always feeling that a meter around that woman formed a vacuum zone composed of a terrifying aura ==

I clearly saw Yinshi's Adam's apple move, and after I was fully prepared, I explained the ins and outs of the matter to Miss Yinyin who was abusing pets, and I almost knelt with my hands together: "Please Yinyin, excuse me Can I have 200 yuan? I want to open a room outside, ah no, I want to open a hotel, ah, that’s wrong, I want to open a hotel for my friends.”

"No." Yinyin replied very simply, "Mom and Dad are away on business, and there is no one at my house today. I can let you sleep in the guest room."

"Yinyin, you are a good person >^ω^<~"

"Upgraded from DQ to Starbucks."

"..."

No, no matter what, I finally don’t need to sleep in the bridge hole [? 】.After entering the room, I carefully looked at the phone, and there were more than [-] missed calls!I hurriedly called my mother, nodded and bowed my head to apologize, and finally told me to spend the night at Yinyin's house tonight.After dragging Yinyin over to answer the phone, the mother over there said with confidence: "Ah, I also said, it is impossible for my daughter to hang out with men outside. Good night, I won't bother you .”

Mom, hearing your last sentence made me drenched in cold sweat, and I always felt like I was being watched.It's too scary, Mom, you almost broke the only barrier between you and the truth!

This night, sleep was ushered in a mess of mind.

In my dream, I picked up a white curly-haired cat named Curly, and took it home to tease it.Unexpectedly, my parents refused me to raise it as if they had a grudge against it. When I was in school, they tried their best to kill it several times, but they were cleverly avoided one by one.Knowing this fact from Juanjuan’s mouth, in desperation, I stuffed the Juanjuan into my schoolbag and smuggled it to school, but was discovered by my deskmate Chi Yinyin, known as the “Pet Killer”, and the other party ruthlessly said: “Let you Dead fish eyes, let you die fish eyes! Hahaha, I have long been displeased with your dead cat!"

"Juanjuan-!!!!" Waking up in the middle of the night, the hand that stretched out into the air was still holding there.I subconsciously glanced at Yinshi, who was beating loudly on the floor, hoo~ it's okay, there is not a single curly hair missing, it really scared me into a cold sweat.

I turned over and planned to go back to sleep.Suddenly, I saw something move from the corner of my eye, and just turned my head in doubt, when Yinshi yelled: "Strawberry Sundae——!" He stood up straight and threw himself on my bed.

"Hey!" I pushed him, but there was no response.This guy didn't even open his eyes, sleepwalking?Does Yinshi have this habit?

"Hmm...don't run away, strawberry sundae..." It seemed like he had a dream of chasing after the sundae, Yinshi murmured dream language.After a while, the whole person was lying on my body through the quilt, and I could clearly count how many eyelashes he had in the dark.

"Huh—!" It's too, too close, beyond the safety limit, what this, this, this guy wants to do!

"Haha... I caught it." It was still a dream, but at this moment I have every reason to suspect that this guy is pretending to sleep.

"Give me..." I tried my best to pull my arm out of the quilt, and punched the face that was close at hand, "Wake up——!!!"

"Ah—" A shrill, male-like scream echoed over the villa.

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