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Sure enough, I hated being in the hospital.

Or, rather than hate, it's better to say fear.

Hospitalization itself is nothing, lying on a white hospital bed every day, breathing the air mixed with disinfectant, enjoying the meticulous care of the nurse, and eating the sick meal, which is not delicious but still rich, is a change. Thinking in a way is probably also a kind of enjoyment.

However, patients are a serious problem ==

Ah, it's not that wigs are bad or anything.Wig is a good guy, what's cute is just some of his behaviors and habits [? 】It's a bit...uh...

such as--

scene one:

"Does Ling Luosang know?" The wig who was reading a magazine suddenly raised his head from the book, interrupting my thinking about life, and said seriously, "This country is in dire straits being invaded and oppressed by heaven and man."

"Ah... I probably know." There was a faint sense of foreboding.

"In order to rescue the people from such a situation, we must do something!!!" The fighting spirit was high.

"Uh...that's right..." The corners of his mouth began to twitch unconsciously.

"Really? Ling Luosang thinks so too, right?" Wig's tone was a little excited + excited, "That means, you are willing to join us in fighting barbarians, right?"

"..." I silently lifted the quilt and got out of bed, "Well, I'm sorry, I suddenly feel a little urgent to urinate."

"It's okay, it's okay~ Ah, by the way, please think about it~"

"...Okay, okay." Help! ! !

I quickly opened the door to make sure that the persistent guy didn't follow me. I asked the nurse all the way, walked to the coin-operated telephone in the hospital, and dialed the number.

"Hello, this is Wanshiwu~"

"Ayin, I'm leaving the hospital."

"..."

Scene two:

Silent night.

The night in the hospital always gives people a very different feeling, should it be said to be deep or quiet... In short, this kind of night will make my hair stand on end, a girl who has never been timid.

However, this night, I suffered from insomnia.

How can QAQ be repaired? It must be the fault of being bored and sleeping too long during the day!I silently told myself in my heart not to think about what is there or what is not. You are a good girl in the 21st century who has been influenced by the philosophy of materialism!

Turning over while constantly self-hypnotizing, my perspective changed from facing the wall to facing the direction of the wig on the other side.Then--

"Ah——!!!" "Boom!" "Aw——It hurts!!"

I covered the aching wound on my stomach with one hand while rubbing my head that had hit the floor, gritted my teeth bitterly.The soul light wig sleeps with eyes bigger than Elizabeth and so lifeless and empty. Are you trying to scare me to death? ! !So scary, so scary, mom! ! !This person is really scary! ! !

Ah Yin, take me home...

Things like this that are harmful to the physical and mental health of girls keep happening, and they are endless, and they are never tired of it...

_(:з」∠)_I feel like I won’t love again.

I hated more and more the culprit who caused me to be hospitalized—that perverted murderer whose name I still don't know! ! ! !

KUSO... If I listened to Li Baoen's words and trained more seriously, I would definitely be able to beat the crap out of that guy [you think too much].The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and suddenly I realized that I had to do something.

The danger factor in this world is not lower than tutoring, especially after getting involved with the protagonists.In order to avoid tragedies such as being sent to the hospital covered in blood, I think, I need some props to increase defense, attack, and blood volume [You play too much game].

Turn on the TV... Whoa, what a coincidence.I showed a sinister smile, wrote down a string of numbers on a note, and strode out of the ward regardless of the curious question from the wig behind me.

"Hello? Infomercial? Oh, I want to order a wooden knife."

"Eh? What kind of words should be engraved? Let me think about it."

"Ah, there it is!" A flash of inspiration, "Please engrave 'Mary Sue', yes."

Be a Mary Sue girl! [fog

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I thought this incident would just pass away in my helpless hospitalization, and the Shinsengumi would solve everything.However, when I saw the wig jump off the fourth floor unexpectedly, and before I could scream, I saw the shivering boy walking into the ward, and I knew that I might not be able to escape.

But are you really a man with a wig? No matter what you say here, it’s the fourth floor. Hey ==

"Hey, is that Miss Xiao Lingluo?" Chong Tian walked in front of me, and continued without waiting for my answer, "Come with me, there are two people who need you to confirm."

"Ah so much..."

"Is the Shinsengumi looking for us ordinary citizens for something?" Just when he was a little at a loss, the familiar voice came from the door, "Yo, long time no see, Okita-kun."

"Yo, boss." Okita was not surprised, he pointed at me with his thumb and said, "I don't mind if your woman lends us the Shinsengumi."

"Hey, she's just a good-for-nothing, she won't be of any use."

"Hey, hey ==" You two...

"Well~" Chong Tian stepped forward and patted Ah Yin's shoulder, "Don't see outsiders like that, boss. There's no way, she's the only one who has seen those two people alive."

I, should I feel lucky, it’s so good to be alive =_,=

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In the end, we had no choice but to assist the People's Police in their work.

This is the first time I have seen the prison cell of the Shinsengumi. How should I put it, it feels a bit spooky.

Seeing those two people across the cell, I gritted my teeth, turned around and said to Hijikata Okita Ayin who was standing behind me, "That's right, it's these two scumbags."

The people inside heard my voice and looked straight over. I clearly saw a strange smile on the face of the thinner guy, and shuddered.

"Alive..." He suddenly uttered a very hoarse voice.We looked at him in amazement, he rushed to the prison door at a terrifying speed and grabbed the railing tightly, his expression twisted strangely: "Hey hey hey... Alive!!! Alive!!!"

Is this guy really human? !The sleeve was almost grabbed by his outstretched hand, and I was so scared that I took a step back and hid behind Ah Yin.Tufang gave an impatient "tss", drew out the knife and put it on the guy's neck, and said coldly, "Go back."

"Hey hey..." There was no trace of fear in that person's eyes, but he still left the door silently.

However, until I left the prison gate, I could feel an uncomfortable gaze staring at my back.

Well...forget it.Anyway, he is already caught, so what can he do.

The author has something to say:

Do you know why there are so many Su Wen?

Because writing Mary Su fried chicken is easy to write! ! ! [Hey cough...Of course, the author Sang will not go back to that luli era again