[Comprehensive] Natural Volume and Celestial Sister Paper

Sakurai Rei... No, Mien, this guy is a lunatic, a complete lunatic.

Facing us who had the absolute advantage, he withdrew his smile, and stared at us coldly with an indifferent tone: "Hey, do you know? This house is an explosives depot."

With no ups and downs in his expression, he unhurriedly picked up something like a remote control from the table, and weighed it up and down twice: "A long time ago, in order to prevent this from happening... I have prepared enough to blow everything up." Flying dynamite, want to try it? Just press this... Take your sins, see you in hell, Vongola——!"

"Hey—!" I'm really going to die!

It only takes a moment for the finger to touch the button, and no one has time to stop this crazy guy.That kind of eyes, the kind of reckless, resolute, death-like eyes for a certain belief in my heart, and the last evil smile that burst out suddenly, until long after this person disappeared, I can still clearly recall it.

He is actually not a bad guy... It's just that everyone believes in different things, and in the end, it can only end with this.

……

Ale, girl, I suddenly felt a sense of madness ==

The current situation can no longer tolerate my sensibility, no matter how much I understand girls, I can't wait to tear that lunatic young man into pieces.The storm of bombs hit our faces, and although I was unwilling but really a good-for-nothing girl, I and Ah Yin were kicked out of the house by Li Baoen for a few meters, and I was rolled over by the aftermath of the explosion.There was a buzzing sound in my head, and there was a burning pain in my back. I resisted the painful pain and turned my head to look at the luxurious villa—it was already a sea of ​​fire, and various fragments were scattered in a radius of ten meters. messy.

sky……

My brain stopped functioning in an instant, and my eyes were filled with that horrible fire.

I thought this kind of scene would only be seen in European and American action movies.

Hey, my little girl~

"Hey, hello! Are you alright?" Ah Yin's cry brought me back from my shock at the scene in front of me.I slowly turned around and looked at him. While my head resumed thinking, all kinds of sensations returned to my numb body.

It hurts, hurts, hurts———! ! ! !

At this time, I was unresponsive and realized that I was covered in blood, and even my clothes were torn and dirty, and I couldn't see the original appearance.No wonder, the way Ah Yin looked at me revealed a kind of panic.

"Ah...it hurts...Ah, Ah Yin..." In an instant, he huddled on the ground half dead, and stretched out his hand pitifully.

"Hey!"

"Why..." She bit her lip, tears streaming down her face.

"Hey, cheer up!"

"Why...you have nothing..." Biting the handkerchief "...huh?"

"Sure enough, two-dimensional people... are essentially different from three-dimensional people...?" [Resentment...

So, I was blown out of blood, and Ah Yin, who is also a miracle in Two-dimensional, is still standing in the wind...

No, this is unscientific [fall]!

"You're overthinking, good-for-nothing Xiao." In the vast sea of ​​flames, Li Baoen walked out unscathed, and the shadow of his small figure reflected by the fire was no different from that of an adult, "You were just thrown out on the way. The piece of glass hit it, and it landed in the wrong way, that's all."

……

Please allow me to say the last sentence gracefully before I die: "...I'm fucked"

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Pale and pale ceilings, walls, sheets...

Hello, Mr. Hospital of the Two-dimensional Mud Boom Country, the □□ girl from the three-dimensional dimension, I have successfully thrown myself into your arms.

From the day I came to this world, I knew that sooner or later I would have an indissoluble bond with this place.And at this moment, I already have a tragic feeling that I will become a frequent visitor ==

Lying on the bed all day looking at such white things, you will get snow blindness~ sister paper, I don’t want to get that kind of thing, you must know that Xiao Tianzhen got snow blindness on the snow mountain, and my brother will desperately save him, Sister paper, I have snow blindness, so I can only wait to die in the snow pit.

……

Wait, I am arbitrarily yy something strange ==

Cough, to get down to business.I have been lying in the hospital for four days, and I feel that I don't need to be hospitalized at all, but I am still detained forcibly.After some effort, I escaped while no one was in the ward.

Ah, how warm the sun is~ how elegant the white clouds are~ how fragrant the flowers and plants are~ how... familiar... Al?

How could there be this guy? Isn't this guy supposed to be in class? Did he ask for leave again? Why am I so uneasy?

A series of thoughts exploded from his mind and became a mess.After a few seconds, the brain issued an orange alarm, flee!

"Tsk, where do you want to go, you girl." As soon as she turned around, she stood up effortlessly by her collar.

"Ayin..." She looked at it with tearful eyes.

"Ah Yin, I won't take this kind of trick."

"Cut..." He gritted his teeth, "He just wanted to carry out photosynthesis, and being in that suffocating hospital all day long felt like a corpse soaked in formalin."

"...What kind of vicious metaphor is that?"

"Hey, don't you know? The author Sang is now a student party of medical majors. Occasionally something horrifying comes out and you can apply what you have learned."

"Hey, don't bring in strange things casually, it will scare away readers. The click-through rate of this article is already very low because the author Sang hasn't updated it for a long time, hey!"

"Hmph...Maybe this article will be changed to novel or horror in the future."

"No! There is absolutely no such thing!"

"Tch, what a pity."

"..."

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Uh, please ignore the strange dialogue above that was suddenly possessed by the author Sang...

After that, I was arrested and returned to the ward in despair. The nurse aunt reprimanded me angrily all afternoon, until another patient moved into the ward, she stopped spitting and left the pale ward with a stare at me.

I waved a handkerchief and said goodbye to the nurse auntie expressionlessly, and then became stiff.

Because... the moment the nurse aunt moved away, I saw that new patient, a person who gave me a strong sense of foreboding.

If I'm not mistaken...that hairstyle, that unique way of drawing the eyes and the contours of the face...

"Ah, there are already other patients here." The young girl smiled sweetly at me, pure as an angel, "Hello, my name is Mao Lilan, please give me your advice in the next few days."

"You, hello..."

Sister paper, I trembled and tears filled my eyes.

Yes, you read that right.She is the girlfriend of the legendary elementary school student of Death.

It turns out that I have always naively thought that this is just a world of tutoring... It turns out that there are all kinds of even more heaven-defying existences here!

An ominous, ominous premonition enveloped the entire hospital.

Kind of like being caught up in something.

Kassan...Help! SOS! !

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So, I updated ==