[Comprehensive] Natural Volume and Celestial Sister Paper

When the first ray of sunshine in the morning passed the curtains with a slight breeze, and spread it on my sleeping face, the merciless flying kick of Li Baoen took me from "bringing rolls and kulom sauce" Woke up from a dream like watching a shooting star and making a wish.

The girl, I said, was frightened like never before.

"Ciaos~ Wake up, good-for-nothing Xiao!" Li Baoen treated me like a trampoline, and had a great time playing on and off.

"Understood! Stop it, Li Baoen!" Baga, even if you are a baby, I will not tolerate your misbehavior on a girl's bed!Give me back my beautiful morning, Hundan! !

Why... the same person who passed through, others can be omnipotent, harem, wealthy, or Mary Sue, but I am so useless that I want to be sent to another person, and I am here by this bun □□==

Hey... Daddy, Mommy, I think your important daughter of TAT suddenly disappeared with the man who lived at home, I don't know what they will think... With Dad's brain trough, he must think elopement or something , it's over, girl my innocence.

As for why I miraculously appeared in Zetian's family, a big family that is as lively as a vegetable market, please allow me to recall the "love affair" last night and all the misfortunes after that——

======================

The bright moon is westward, and the stars are twinkling.It was already late at night, after listening to the "Unknown Story of the Ninth Generation of Pengel and the Varian BOSS" revealed by Skuvalo, the magnificent, soul-stirring, twists and turns, and tear-jerking 【? ] The big air battle finally came to an end with the victory of Vengley's side.

It's just that the bright and eerie smile that the golden retriever prince gave us when he left gave me goosebumps on this cold and windy night.

Prince Bell, I admit that I was attracted by you when I saw you on the screen, but now when I see the real thing... I just want to stay away and stay away, retreat to the corner where you can't see, and slowly grow mushrooms.

Well, I was indeed taken aback by his previous murderous look.God is my witness, girl, my face is still hurting. This may be the biggest wound in my 18 years of life.

But it doesn't matter, look what I see?ah--! ! ! !My kawaii pineapple kohlrabi sauce!Thank you God for giving me this wonderful affair!

"That, that, Kulom sauce!" I couldn't wait to get ahead of the dogs and thousands of species, stopped my cute girl Kulom, and squeezed her slender and tender hands, "Hello, I'm Xiao Ling Fall. Kurom-chan, this is the first time we meet, please give me more advice in the future~"

Actually, what I really want to say is "I like you so much, Kulom-chan~~", but, as a girl, the reserved >///<... still wants "ah, you, you Okay..." Culom Sauce blushed, blinked her bright violet eyes, and nodded slightly.

Ahhh——Culom Sauce is so cute~ Look at the watery eyes, look at the pierced skin, look at this tender and tender face, look at this charming little pineapple, and that The shy expression, the petite body, the soft voice... All of this deeply touched my cuteness! ! ! !

A few knives are nothing!It’s so wonderful to be able to pass through =▽=

"Hey, what do you suspicious woman want to do to Kurom!" The dog grabbed my collar to keep me away from Kurom sauce, and stared at me fiercely, as if I had robbed him of food.

Hmm, I understand, I understand, Colomb sauce is a stunner that everyone loves~

"Dog, don't do this." Culom Sauce stopped in a low voice, "She didn't mean anything..."

Awwow~~~ Coulom, you are so cute, how can we mortals bear it!

"It's nosebleed." Just when I was so excited to see the goddess in my heart, Li Baoen jumped on top of my head and laughed lukewarmly with that weird baby voice.

What? !I was shocked, and subconsciously wiped it with my finger... KAO, was tricked by this mafia from the big head planet with an invincible poisonous tongue + black belly + ghost animal ==

In an instant, a gun was pressed against my temple: "I heard that the scenery of Santu River is good."

"... T▽T" Uncle, can't I be wrong?Don't shoot, don't, the bullets go in and out of your head from the left to the right, causing brains to splatter, red and white scattered all over the ground, it's too tragic, you're not afraid of killing countless people, but if it scares your fragile What should I do if the ten generations are swollen?More importantly, what if I scare my lovely cullom sauce? ! ! !

"Tch..." Li Baoen withdrew his gun, and Baozi's face twisted, "It's hopeless."

"..." I'm just a hopeless cullomac, I'm so sorry, Mr. Li Baoen, and Ah Yin, don't turn your face away, hey!What do you mean you're trying to pretend you don't know me girl I'm embarrassing isn't it? !

Well~ Whatever you think, anyway, I met Kurom-chan, life is so beautiful 啦啦啦=▽=

"Ribo-en!" Tsunayoshi Sawada, who is respected as Judaime but will become weak when he loses the flame, trots over with scars all over his body, and looks at me and Yin, two raw faces, in doubt. , "Hey—he, who are they?"

"Hello, Pengo Lie's Future Judaimu~" After meeting Collom, I saluted Zetian Tsunayoshi in a good mood, "Please give me your advice, I'm Xiao Lingluo. The one next to it is Juan... ah No, it's Sakata Gintoki, my friend."

"Ah, hello." Yin Shi lazily stretched out his hand.

"Ah, um... hello." Ah Gang scratched his head, then turned to Li Baoen and whispered, "Hey Li Baoen, what's going on? Isn't it true that ordinary people can't enter during a battle?! Moreover, this Do the two know about mafia? Ah—could it be that they are also mafia?!"

"You have too many questions, stupid gang." Li Baoen jumped onto Ah Gang's shoulder and faced us straight, his two big pure black eyes reflected strange light under the moonlight, "You two, Would you like to join the stupid gang's family?"

What...=mouth=|||

Before I could make any sound, Pengo Lie blew up the pot first.

A Gang [shocked]: "Eh——Li Baoen?!!"

Prison Temple [frowns]: "No way, Mr. Bourne! How can two people of unknown origin get close to Judaimu, as Judaimu's right-hand man, I will never allow it!"

Yamamoto [laughs]: "Hahaha~ Do you want to play mafia together? Well, it will be interesting if there are more people."

Liao Ping [clenching his fists]: "Oh, let's join in as much as possible!"

Collom & Dog & Thousands: "..."

Brother Que, the great chairman of the Disciplinary Committee, has long since disappeared.

Dino [surprised]: "Li Baoen, this is too hasty."

Bagir [raises hand]: "I also agree with Mr. Dino's point of view, anyway..."

Colonino [nods]: "That's right, koro!"

I [==|||]: "..."

Hey, the party hasn't said anything yet, did I say I would join? !Joining means that you will be entangled with a terrible person like Prince Bell for the rest of your life!Ah Yin will definitely not agree, don't look at Ah Yin like that, he is a very upright person~ mafia and so on won't...

"Yoxi, let's join!" Ah Yin's magnetic voice rang in his ears, echoing, echoing...

"...#" I punched that furry head without hesitation, and forced a grim smile at everyone, "I'm sorry, we have something to discuss."

"Please." Li Baoen's big black eyes shone innocently.

Back off to one corner.

"It hurts, it hurts..." Ah Yin's whole body bent down because his ears were pulled, "Hey girl, what are you doing! Murder? Are you trying to murder Ah Yin?!"

"Kill your head, if you join, you will be murdered silently one day, you understand the situation, Yin!" I glanced at Bao En, who was watching with a meaningful smile. We, staring at me so hairy, "Tsk~ They are mafia, have you seen TV and movies? Getting involved with them will not end well!"

"Uh, you mean... that little baby, and those little devils?"

"The little baby is the number one killer in the world, and that weak-looking boy is the tenth generation of the Pengelie family. You saw their battle with Varian just now, and if you get involved with them, you have to face that kind of terrifying situation." man!"

"...You mean, the prince who threw the knife...=="

Mad nod! ! !Ya, those people are the ones who can kill their own brother and their father, no matter how handsome Bell is, XANXUS is infinitely domineering, and Ma Meng is so cute...but that's just in front of the screen.For now, it's wiser to stay out of the danger zone.

"Don't join." [Serious]

"..."

"If you still want to go home alive." [Shen Shen] "..." Ah Yin looked at me blankly with a pair of dead fish eyes, seemingly speechless, "Okay... I see, since you are so persistent, girl ..."

Yosh, agreed.We smiled and walked back to the Demon King Libaoen: "Well, we discussed it..."

"Mafia's treatment is very high~"

"Yoxi, let me join~" Ah Yin was the first to raise his right hand high.

This unambitious, sister is a principled person!I angrily stabbed him in the stomach, and covered his mouth with a smile: "I'm sorry he took the wrong medicine~ We've considered it and won't join."

"Really? It's a pity." Li Baoen lowered the brim of his hat and muttered, "Tch...forget it, Sakata has great potential, and he can definitely become a very good fighting force."

Can, hateful, aggressive method?Is this the legendary aggressive method? !Before I met this steamed stuffed bun, my old lady, I had never been called a loser, hey!Just, even if this is the case, I will not send Ah Yin to the fire pit, and I will never [just face]!

"However, those of you who got involved in the big air battle in the middle are already inseparable from Pengo Lie." Seeing the change in my face, Li Baoen showed a pure but infinitely sinister smile, "For your safety, I will temporarily stay here. Let’s go to Gang’s house, I believe you have nowhere to go.”

"No, let's forget it..." At that time, I will definitely fall into the trap step by step. I would rather sleep on the street than risk my life.

"If you go to Gang's house, you can often see Kurom."

"Okay, let's go^_^" The defense instantly dropped to zero.

If there is Kurom to soothe my wounded heart, even Varian, I will jump into it without hesitation.There's no way, girl, I'm such a hopeless culom control~╮(╯▽╰)╭Ayin【=口=|||】: "Girl, where is your ambition, hello!"

———————————————— The above, the memory is over.

So, Li Baoen used my lovely culom sauce as a bait, and successfully led us into a dangerous area, and we will never recover from then on T▽T I asked for everything.

"It's only six o'clock, Hundan, even if I go to school, I wake up later than this, hey!" With a messy hair on my face, I turned on my phone and saw the time, and I was completely furious, "Li Baoen! I want to fight to the death with you!! "

"Oh~" The corners of the big devil's mouth kept rising.

Damn, what did I just say ==

"...Just kidding." Do you believe it?Challenge him, girl, I will die without a whole body.If the young girl died, Ah Yin would definitely be forced into the underworld by them, and a good young man would go astray like this.

No, as the embodiment of justice, I will never allow this kind of thing to happen under our noses! !To the dispute between his mafia, I have nothing to do with the girl, I just want to help Ah Yin go home.If he dies before he leaves the teacher...it's not worth it, here, it's better to be wise and protect yourself.

"Hmph, I don't think you dare, waste wood Xiao." Li Baoen paced on the ground, raised his head and smiled, "You have to find out the situation. You seem to know a lot about us, Cerbero must have already I have started to investigate you, it is too late to break away from us~"

"..." I said to stay away from these guys!But...Kulom Sauce~ [biting a handkerchief] "So..." Li Baoen suddenly took out a gun and aimed it in my direction, "You can't survive in your current state, you useless."

"..." Do you think that a young girl living in a peaceful world would be born with a third-degree black belt in Taekwondo?Do you think that there are such heaven-defying existences as pots and pans and deadly flames in my world? !

"Starting today, you and Sakata will be Ah Gang's sparring partners."

"Eh--?"

"Hmph, I really want Sakata to join Tsuna's family."

"..." So, I just incidental ==

The author has something to say:

Who can tell me when JJ can get rid of the fate of smoking