[White Snake] Manjin Mountain

Many times in the life of the white empress, she won by shamelessness.

She can tear the white cloth strips openly in front of you, and she can also fan them to the white cloth with a palm of the wind when the goblins are swarming up to say: "Ma'am, are you all right?" Go outside the house.

From this, the goblins know how much they are an eyesore.When Zen Master Fahai went out to look for him again, he fled in all directions, refusing to cause this trouble.

Where does the master inside want to apply medicine?It was clearly to tease the monk.Who dares to rush in at this juncture?Isn't that unpleasant?

Because Zen Master Fahai couldn't find a "useful" helper in the mansion, he could only go back in silence.When passing by Bai Suzhen's window, he conveniently closed the window for her, but he didn't intend to help her apply the medicine at all.

Bai Suzhen doesn't care if you are interested or not, if you don't take the medicine, I will limping along behind.If you want to close the door, I will jump directly to the door, half of my body will fall into the door, how can you close it?

The look in Zen Master Fahai's eyes: she is really sick appeared again.

Bai Suzhen didn't look at him, just crawled in with her hands and feet with difficulty, and when the wound got stuck on the threshold, she began to cry silently, just like a market rogue who came to the door to touch porcelain. .

Zen Master Fahai frowned and watched her performance for a while, and found that the threshold was really stuck in her flesh, so he had to drag her into the room by both arms.

After entering the room, the whole face of the white lady was full of complacency, her small body dragged on the ground and her long skirt stretched very long, like a disobedient little guy being dragged back by her parents to give a lecture .The mouth also opened and closed and spit out a sentence: "I'm so happy, I'm happy to eat and grow again."

It seems that Zen Master Fahai is helping her "grow taller."

She felt that as long as she was next to the little monk, she would be able to "grow" happily all the time.

Zen Master Fahai couldn't understand what she was talking about, anyway, Bai Suzhen liked to talk nonsense, so she didn't ask, just said: "Why did you dismantle it all?"

When the gauze was wrapped, it was still attached to the flesh. She tore it open and closed, and the wounds were all split open.

The white lady just twisted her little feet cheerfully, and smiled at Zen Master Fahai for a while, grinning a row of small white teeth and said: "If you don't want to untie it, can you tie it up for me?"

If he didn't take it apart, he really wouldn't tie her up.

Zen Master Fahai couldn't think of a rebuttal again, and sat on the futon with his eyes closed and said helplessly.

"I don't want to touch you, you can find the goblins."

Not easy to touch?

Suzhen blinked her eyes twice, twisted her body and came over, humbly asking for advice: "Where is it difficult to touch? My skin is tender, and there is no place that is difficult to touch."

She spoke seriously, but he was speechless.

Zen Master Fahai rubbed his temples for a long time before saying, "Do you know that's not what I meant?"

"What does that mean?"

She just put all her heart into teasing you, what can you do?

Zen Master Fahai looked at the roof depressedly, knowing that if she was not tied up tonight, she would definitely not be able to sleep. After a stalemate for a while, he finally sighed and said, "Then be more honest."

To be honest, that is naturally to be honest.Bai Suzhen's wound was actually an inch above the ankle and calf, and it wasn't a place that would be significant at first glance.But if you say to give her medicine, she can flap her skirt and lift it up to her thighs from bottom to top, scaring Zen Master Fahai, who was treating her wound, almost smashing the medicine bottle in his hand to the ground.

You're about to get angry, she was very shy: "Oops", said, "It's too high." She slowly covered it back.

When you seriously give her the medicine, she will not be able to keep her manners, she will either touch your head or show her arms and legs.Zen Master Fahai was so angry that he finally held back his anger and tied it up. He said, "Put on well! Aren't you cold?"

Suzhen was well-behaved again, she raised her sleeves and covered her mouth and giggled like a child who doesn't know how to worry.

But if she laughed, she laughed so badly, there was really nothing she could do about it.

But don't you get annoyed, she started pushing her nose and face to give you medicine.The big truths are said in one set, saying that this is called receiving peaches and rewarding plums. You have given me medicine, how can I leave you alone?

Zen Master Fahai said, "Just let it go. I'm fine like this."

Bai Suzhen simply practiced for nothing, grabbed the little monk directly in front of her, and said with a playful smile, "I can't let it go."

Zen Master Fahai frowned again, and the meaning was clearly written.It is impossible to clean up this thing, and there is a magic seal secretly formed in his hand.Bai Suzhen saw it, and poured the medicine powder on his head as usual, and asked lazily: "Are you going to fight? I'm just right now, and it will take a hundred days to hurt my muscles and bones.... ... just put a little on your head, don't move around."

As a result, the head was finished, she said again.

"Put a little more on the face, let me see what's going on here...how is the little face so tender?"

Zen Master Fahai couldn't bear it any longer and said, "Bai Suzhen!"

Bai Suzhen let go of the hand pinching her face, shook her head and said, "Okay, okay. Why don't you just pinch it, why are you so bad-tempered? Apply some more on your neck?"

There was a strong smell of gunpowder in the room, which could be smelled clearly even after the door was closed.Xiao Hui stuck to the door with her ears pricked up to bear the brunt. When she heard a commotion inside, her hands became tense, and hurriedly asked her elder sister to come over and said, "Let the "House Repairing Team [-]" hurry up and copy the guy." Get ready, I don't hear the momentum going very well."

As soon as I said this, I heard Lao Bai slobbering and said: "Is there a hole in the chest? Take off the clothes and let me take a look. If there is nothing wrong, don't paint."

Xiao Hui's tears were about to fall, she raised her hand and greeted her elder brother: "The second team probably needs to use it."

Sure enough, as soon as those words were finished, a golden light flashed across the room, and there was a "bang", and the tiles on the roof fell to the ground with a clatter, and there was another fight.

Little monsters, you look at me and I look at yours, expressing in unison with mournful faces.

Both detachments may not be enough.

I have to call the five ghosts to repair together...

After teasing the little monk, Bai Niangniang felt quite comfortable.Although his legs are still lame and he can only scurry around the yard with a cane, the festive energy is still written on his face.

Seeing that she had recovered, the personal guards also returned to Mount Emei one after another, leaving only Monkey Jing and Shitou Jing to take care of her for a few more days.

Bai Suzhen hadn't seen them for a long time, and she was also happy in her heart, so she took them by their little paws and kept a few of them as guests in the mansion.

After Zen Master Fahai got into a fight with her, he knew that she was "lively", so he tried to avoid her as much as possible.After checking that Xu Xian's child was fine, he went straight into his small meditation room and started to transform into a little demon.

The spirit of the black bear spirit has melted away, and after being poured out of the bowl, it looks like a chubby black bear again.

Zen Master Fahai looked at it stupidly, and it was too big. He couldn't find a jar to hold it, so he turned the black bear into the size of a bear cub, raised it by the old tree in the backyard, and named it Dun. dun.

Hei Dundun still felt extremely useless in his heart, because of his soft ears after more than 700 years of Taoism, he couldn't help saying that it would be gone, and he hid in the shadow of the old tree all day long and sighed.

When he thought about it more and more aggrieved, Hei Dundun sneaked into the little monk's meditation room with his buttocks arched, trying to strangle Xiangwei to death.After being discovered by Qing Yan, he was beaten up several times, and he became more honest.

As for Xiangwei, after being pinned to the demon bone by Qingyan, he still wanted to escape all day long.Zen Master Fahai was troublesome, he threw Heidundun into the bowl after he had melted it.

Rattle Tail was still cursing all day long, and when Bai Suzhen came to see it, it was still staring at her and baring its venomous teeth.Suzhen didn't hate it very much in her heart, she just felt that such a thing was sad for no reason. When she was free, she took a pair of chopsticks and went into the bowl to pinch its head and neck to play with, and was so angry that she knocked her head against it all day long. Bo, I can't wait to die immediately.

After pinching the tail's head enough, Suzhen pulled the five ghosts over and looked at them together for a while.She felt that the appearance of these things was ugly and it was inconvenient to walk in the daytime, so she transformed them into a more human appearance.It's just that they don't have a proper name.When I was with Qingyan, one was selling cloth tigers, the other was selling rattle drums, and the other was selling windmills and blowing Tang people to make candied haws.This can't be called windmill Tangren candied haws one by one.

Suzhen let them all follow her surname Bai, and thought of the words Fu Lu Shou Xi Cai as their names. The leader, Bai Fu, was good at calculating accounts, so he made him a housekeeper in the Bai Mansion.

Bai Suzhen was a gambler when she was Zhao Immortal, and after her rebirth, she couldn't stand the lonely and hard work in the mountains, and often had to play mahjong with the goblin at the poker table.Now that she is crippled, after wandering around the yard, she dragged the goblins around a few poker tables.

Bai Niangniang likes to play mahjong, but the brand is not very good, and if she plays mahjong slowly, she will be scolded.In the elegantly furnished main hall, the ears were full of "three tubes", "yaoji" and "can you fucking come out soon!" for several days in a row.

The goblins didn't dare to shout loudly at first.They were worried that Zen Master Fahai would like to be quiet, and if they continued to quarrel, they would fight with their mother again. They were the ones who repaired the house.However, after a few days of such tossing, the two of them lived in peace.

Zen Master Fahai sometimes came to the main hall to make tea, and would also add a cup for Bai Suzhen.Bai Suzhen played mahjong upside down, and she never forgot to look at the sky and ask Bai Fu: "Bring food to your grandfather."

Celery is at its best in March and April, so Bai Fu bought some crispy and tender ones back with Xiao Hui.As a result, Zen Master Fahai didn't pick anything, and he just didn't like to eat such things. When Xiao Hui went to clean up the dishes, there was still a lot left in a soup bowl.She jumped up and down to complain, saying that Zen Master Hai didn't eat well.

Bai Suzhen had just finished playing four rounds at that time, and was about to find something to eat, so she grabbed a bowl and drank it clean in a daze.After drinking, he ordered Xiao Hui to make another bowl of vegetable soup and send it over.

Sure enough, the one in the room likes vegetable soup.

The goblins stretched their necks and looked at each other, thinking that these two people, just looking at them like this, can't tell how good the relationship is. Their temperaments are also very different, but they get along very harmoniously.