[White Snake] Manjin Mountain
Chapter 37 Tell Your Boss to Come Out
The father-in-law of the land has a bad mouth, and his speech is a bit leaky when he is old.The story of a local immortal who was inferior in skills and was robbed of incense by a foreign monster who didn't know what it was, was nagged by him until the middle of the night.
Zen Master Fahai looked at the sky for a while, and found that the two were still chattering there, so he fell asleep in the straw pile first.
Before going to sleep, he said to Suzhen, "Remember to turn off the lights when you sleep."
Bai Suzhen moved the oil lamp to the side, and continued chatting with the land father-in-law until it could no longer dazzle his eyes.
The wind outside was blowing very hard again today, and the window paper in the dilapidated temple was rotten and gone.Zen Master Fahai covered one of the holes with his own penis, leaving the warmest place for Suzhen to sleep peacefully.
Many things seem to be changing subtly, and it seems that many things are still stubbornly persisting.
The father-in-law of the land was a little unbelievable to see this monster and monk getting along together. Seeing that Zen Master Fahai had fallen asleep, he lowered his voice and asked "little novice monk".
"What's the relationship between you two?"
Ordinarily speaking, Buddhism and Taoism are fundamentally different, and demons and monks are not at odds with each other. No matter how much you try to argue, you don't think these two things can be screwed together.
The little novice said, "He wants to save me."
"how about you?"
The little monk stretched out a finger and ticked it, motioning him to come closer.
"I want to sleep with him."
The father-in-law of the land turned pale with fright, and moved to the side with his beard shaking, thinking that this white snake is really... not a good thing to adjust.
However, it was this white snake, who didn't look too out of place, and went to help the old man clean up the medicine god after getting up early the next morning.
The reason for tidying up is also very simple.
She was a little hurt from being idle, and she was not well-off all the time.Since she has the ability to deal with the God of Medicine, she also has the ability to get the townspeople to offer her some fat meat, meat, gold and silver.
Zen Master Fahai was very displeased with Bai Suzhen's behavior of taking money for things.But if you don't go, she will just go alone, and he is worried that she has only recovered to [-]% of her demon power, and she will have to accompany her to the end.
Laobai has a lot of skills and a lot of thoughts. After coming to Pingling Town, he can "tell stories" to the children in the neighborhood.
The father-in-law of the land said that he couldn't find out the details of that thing in the Xiaoxian class.But whenever someone in the town brings precious medicinal materials on the road, when they are robbed, they will always meet this medicine god who comes out to "appear".That's really one grab and one show, and it can relieve people in distress every time.
"We little celestial beings usually meditate in the stone statues and enlighten the Tao. There are many things to do. Occasionally, someone comes to complain about hardships, so we can help as much as we can. After all, we are not so comprehensive. I am born to be such a god, what can I do?" Where is he, so that everyone thinks that I don't care about the land, and they all believe in him."
Seeing what he said, Bai Suzhen looked aggrieved, pulled his beard twice and said, "You are actually jealous that he stole your incense, right?"
The father-in-law of the land was not happy when he heard this, he jumped onto the altar with two short legs, and said solemnly.
"How could it be! It's because he took away my tall and mighty image from the townspeople."
There is an old saying among goblins: If the way is not enough, people will join in.There are not enough people, and the demons come around.To put it bluntly, it is to trick people and dig holes for them.The people who transported medicinal materials in Pingling Town were rescued every time, simply because the townspeople would come to the Temple of Medicine to worship whenever they had to go far, and it was hard for the goblins to know the news in advance.Furthermore, where are there so many robbers and monsters in this mountain?It's nothing more than the god of medicine keeping a few little demons in his hands. When he is greedy and needs offerings and incense, he will let them out to perform a few plays.
This kind of thing is not uncommon among goblins.
Since Bai Niangniang hadn't had a good meal in half a month, she was extremely dissatisfied with the "God of Medicine" being delicious and spicy. She didn't bother to clean up the little demon, she just brought Zen Master Fahai to the Temple of Medicine God .
It was still early at that time, and only a few early-rising hawkers came out of Pingling Town after hearing three rooster crows.
Bai Niangniang walked all the way into the hall with Zen Master Fahai, her head was still bare, and the little novice was still a little novice, with a string of round beads hanging on one small hand, which was bigger than her fingertips.
After Suzhen came to the hall, she was not in a hurry to call the goblins out, she just sat down on the altar, grabbed the offered pig's head meat and started to eat.
The one in the stone statue of the God of Medicine was dozing off, but suddenly he heard a rustling sound and was awakened again.
Naturally, the "God of Medicine" was not in a better mood after being woken up. Suzhen only felt a sudden shock at the altar table, and a deafening yell rushed into her ears.
"Bold and monstrous! How dare you trespass into the Temple of the God of Medicine and steal food offerings? I think you are impatient!"
Suzhen thought it was interesting, turned her body to look at the "God" statue, and said while biting the flesh in her hand.
"Are you awake? Then come down and talk."
The "God of Medicine" could see clearly that the one in front of him was actually a little monk with a bald head and brain.
The young novice's clothes were tattered, and the long material was dragged on the ground, which was clearly made by the great monk's robe.The one who came in with him, I don't know if it was his master or senior brother, he looked so delicate and handsome, he looked like a scholar.But the little novice ate meat, and his "master" didn't even care about him.
The "God of Medicine" nestled in the stone statue and looked at it, feeling a little lost for a moment.Just as he was about to open his mouth to scare them again, he saw the little novice monk lift his robe and pull the void, pulling his real body out of the stone statue.
In the early morning, the sky was still frosty, and the not so bright morning light shone on the face of the little novice along the half-open temple door. He had a very good-natured and kind appearance.The fleshy hand like a baby's baby is obviously not big, but its strength is astonishingly strong, and it lifts him up with just one hand.
The little novice held him up for a closer look, wiped his oily other hand on his clothes, and then threw it to the ground and said.
"Call your boss out."
Anyone who likes to show off, after being incensed, would still be willing to hide in a stone statue.The one staying inside has only been around for more than 200 years.
Xiao Luo didn't see it so clearly as "he", but he couldn't see who this person was, after falling to the ground, he turned his face and called out to the rest of the demons guarding the temple.
Suzhen rested her chin and counted, no more, no less, a total of eighteen.This "God of Medicine" really thought of himself as the Great Arhat Golden Immortal guarded by the Eighteen Arhats.
Bai Suzhen swayed her short legs on the altar, and said with a smile, "Don't cry when it hurts. I don't know how to comfort children."
After saying that, he slapped his right hand on the table, and all the open windows and doors in the Temple of Medicine were closed in response.
All the demons saw the little novice turning around in the air, and the two white swords in his hands came towards him like a dragon swimming, and when he raised his hand, seven little demons were engulfed, and they all smashed into the pillars in the hall.At the same time, the little monk who had been sitting silently by the side also sacrificed the beads in his hand, connected his fingers with several seals, and grabbed the remaining eleven, suppressing them so that they could not move.
In the next half a moment, the eighteen little demons were all being hanged and beaten, without any strength to fight back.
After playing enough, the little novice sat back on the table, clasped his hands together in a dignified manner, performed a Buddha ceremony and said: "Buddha of Infinite Life."
As a result, he was pushed by the little monk at the side and said, "No, the Buddha of Infinite Life is a Taoist way of saying, and we should say Amitabha."
The little novice said again honestly: "Amitabha, since the benefactors have had enough beatings, go and ask your managers to speak."
The little demons were all scared of being beaten, and now they all pushed back one by one after hearing this, speaking cautiously.
"Dare, dare to ask the name of the Xian family, so we can tell the king after we go back."
Want a name?
The little novice raised his eyes, slowly scraped the lid of the tea bowl twice, took a sip, and said.
"My name is Bai Suzhen, and my dharma name is: Stop Eating."
Speaking of the thing that lived in the Temple of Medicine, it was actually a black bear spirit from Liulin Mountain.Because he couldn't bear the pain of cultivating Taoism, he wanted to find a little-known town to become the king and hegemony.Coincidentally, the land in Pingling Town is extremely bully, and they don't know how good it is, so they set up camp in this land with peace of mind.
King Black Bear's cave was built at the foot of the mountain on the outskirts of Pingling Town. When several little demons entered, he was still being served by the banshees to eat honey.
Speaking of it, it has lived a stable life for more than ten years, and occasionally Taoist monks come to make trouble, and they can handle it freely.At this time, when he saw that the gang of younger brothers under him had been beaten black-eyed, he was so angry that the stone tables in his hand were smashed, and he pulled one of the little monsters and said angrily.
"Who did it?! Who the hell dares to touch my people, I think he doesn't want to live anymore!"
Since going back, Xiao Yao has felt that she has a backer behind her. At this moment, when Boss Hei asked her, she hurriedly explained the matter of the Temple of Medicine.
The young man nestled in the stone statue said: "There are two monks here. One is in his twenties, and the other is five or six years old. They are very arrogant. When they come in, they will scold our king..."
The black bear spirit said: "Wait a minute. Five or six years old? You were fucking beaten by a five or six-year-old?!"
The little demon said: "Yes, Great King, you don't know how fierce that child is. Not only me, but several of our brothers were beaten by him. The little monk who came with him just circled us and did nothing. It’s all about that little novice.”
The black bear king glared at the swollen faces in front of him, raised his hand and patted the head of a monster in front of him.
He felt that they were worthless and dead, and they were beaten like this by a milk doll, and he asked the banshee to hold a "war knife" for him.
"What's the background, have you found out clearly?"
The little demon said: "I found out clearly, it is said that he is a monk of Jinshan Temple, what is his Dharma name...Abstain from eating?"
"It's useless to quit his ancestors!"
After the black bear king was fully dressed, he led a group of little demons out of the cave.
The one next to him said freely: "I didn't see any treasures in his hand, all of them were two white drills. I think the little novice looks a bit unmasculine, and the common name is also feminine. What is it called Bai Suzhen? You are a gentleman, why did you act like this..."
"Who do you say she is?"
Hearing the words, the black bear spirit stopped abruptly, pulled the little demon's skirt and asked, "What did you say her name was?"
"Bai, Bai Suzhen."
Zen Master Fahai looked at the sky for a while, and found that the two were still chattering there, so he fell asleep in the straw pile first.
Before going to sleep, he said to Suzhen, "Remember to turn off the lights when you sleep."
Bai Suzhen moved the oil lamp to the side, and continued chatting with the land father-in-law until it could no longer dazzle his eyes.
The wind outside was blowing very hard again today, and the window paper in the dilapidated temple was rotten and gone.Zen Master Fahai covered one of the holes with his own penis, leaving the warmest place for Suzhen to sleep peacefully.
Many things seem to be changing subtly, and it seems that many things are still stubbornly persisting.
The father-in-law of the land was a little unbelievable to see this monster and monk getting along together. Seeing that Zen Master Fahai had fallen asleep, he lowered his voice and asked "little novice monk".
"What's the relationship between you two?"
Ordinarily speaking, Buddhism and Taoism are fundamentally different, and demons and monks are not at odds with each other. No matter how much you try to argue, you don't think these two things can be screwed together.
The little novice said, "He wants to save me."
"how about you?"
The little monk stretched out a finger and ticked it, motioning him to come closer.
"I want to sleep with him."
The father-in-law of the land turned pale with fright, and moved to the side with his beard shaking, thinking that this white snake is really... not a good thing to adjust.
However, it was this white snake, who didn't look too out of place, and went to help the old man clean up the medicine god after getting up early the next morning.
The reason for tidying up is also very simple.
She was a little hurt from being idle, and she was not well-off all the time.Since she has the ability to deal with the God of Medicine, she also has the ability to get the townspeople to offer her some fat meat, meat, gold and silver.
Zen Master Fahai was very displeased with Bai Suzhen's behavior of taking money for things.But if you don't go, she will just go alone, and he is worried that she has only recovered to [-]% of her demon power, and she will have to accompany her to the end.
Laobai has a lot of skills and a lot of thoughts. After coming to Pingling Town, he can "tell stories" to the children in the neighborhood.
The father-in-law of the land said that he couldn't find out the details of that thing in the Xiaoxian class.But whenever someone in the town brings precious medicinal materials on the road, when they are robbed, they will always meet this medicine god who comes out to "appear".That's really one grab and one show, and it can relieve people in distress every time.
"We little celestial beings usually meditate in the stone statues and enlighten the Tao. There are many things to do. Occasionally, someone comes to complain about hardships, so we can help as much as we can. After all, we are not so comprehensive. I am born to be such a god, what can I do?" Where is he, so that everyone thinks that I don't care about the land, and they all believe in him."
Seeing what he said, Bai Suzhen looked aggrieved, pulled his beard twice and said, "You are actually jealous that he stole your incense, right?"
The father-in-law of the land was not happy when he heard this, he jumped onto the altar with two short legs, and said solemnly.
"How could it be! It's because he took away my tall and mighty image from the townspeople."
There is an old saying among goblins: If the way is not enough, people will join in.There are not enough people, and the demons come around.To put it bluntly, it is to trick people and dig holes for them.The people who transported medicinal materials in Pingling Town were rescued every time, simply because the townspeople would come to the Temple of Medicine to worship whenever they had to go far, and it was hard for the goblins to know the news in advance.Furthermore, where are there so many robbers and monsters in this mountain?It's nothing more than the god of medicine keeping a few little demons in his hands. When he is greedy and needs offerings and incense, he will let them out to perform a few plays.
This kind of thing is not uncommon among goblins.
Since Bai Niangniang hadn't had a good meal in half a month, she was extremely dissatisfied with the "God of Medicine" being delicious and spicy. She didn't bother to clean up the little demon, she just brought Zen Master Fahai to the Temple of Medicine God .
It was still early at that time, and only a few early-rising hawkers came out of Pingling Town after hearing three rooster crows.
Bai Niangniang walked all the way into the hall with Zen Master Fahai, her head was still bare, and the little novice was still a little novice, with a string of round beads hanging on one small hand, which was bigger than her fingertips.
After Suzhen came to the hall, she was not in a hurry to call the goblins out, she just sat down on the altar, grabbed the offered pig's head meat and started to eat.
The one in the stone statue of the God of Medicine was dozing off, but suddenly he heard a rustling sound and was awakened again.
Naturally, the "God of Medicine" was not in a better mood after being woken up. Suzhen only felt a sudden shock at the altar table, and a deafening yell rushed into her ears.
"Bold and monstrous! How dare you trespass into the Temple of the God of Medicine and steal food offerings? I think you are impatient!"
Suzhen thought it was interesting, turned her body to look at the "God" statue, and said while biting the flesh in her hand.
"Are you awake? Then come down and talk."
The "God of Medicine" could see clearly that the one in front of him was actually a little monk with a bald head and brain.
The young novice's clothes were tattered, and the long material was dragged on the ground, which was clearly made by the great monk's robe.The one who came in with him, I don't know if it was his master or senior brother, he looked so delicate and handsome, he looked like a scholar.But the little novice ate meat, and his "master" didn't even care about him.
The "God of Medicine" nestled in the stone statue and looked at it, feeling a little lost for a moment.Just as he was about to open his mouth to scare them again, he saw the little novice monk lift his robe and pull the void, pulling his real body out of the stone statue.
In the early morning, the sky was still frosty, and the not so bright morning light shone on the face of the little novice along the half-open temple door. He had a very good-natured and kind appearance.The fleshy hand like a baby's baby is obviously not big, but its strength is astonishingly strong, and it lifts him up with just one hand.
The little novice held him up for a closer look, wiped his oily other hand on his clothes, and then threw it to the ground and said.
"Call your boss out."
Anyone who likes to show off, after being incensed, would still be willing to hide in a stone statue.The one staying inside has only been around for more than 200 years.
Xiao Luo didn't see it so clearly as "he", but he couldn't see who this person was, after falling to the ground, he turned his face and called out to the rest of the demons guarding the temple.
Suzhen rested her chin and counted, no more, no less, a total of eighteen.This "God of Medicine" really thought of himself as the Great Arhat Golden Immortal guarded by the Eighteen Arhats.
Bai Suzhen swayed her short legs on the altar, and said with a smile, "Don't cry when it hurts. I don't know how to comfort children."
After saying that, he slapped his right hand on the table, and all the open windows and doors in the Temple of Medicine were closed in response.
All the demons saw the little novice turning around in the air, and the two white swords in his hands came towards him like a dragon swimming, and when he raised his hand, seven little demons were engulfed, and they all smashed into the pillars in the hall.At the same time, the little monk who had been sitting silently by the side also sacrificed the beads in his hand, connected his fingers with several seals, and grabbed the remaining eleven, suppressing them so that they could not move.
In the next half a moment, the eighteen little demons were all being hanged and beaten, without any strength to fight back.
After playing enough, the little novice sat back on the table, clasped his hands together in a dignified manner, performed a Buddha ceremony and said: "Buddha of Infinite Life."
As a result, he was pushed by the little monk at the side and said, "No, the Buddha of Infinite Life is a Taoist way of saying, and we should say Amitabha."
The little novice said again honestly: "Amitabha, since the benefactors have had enough beatings, go and ask your managers to speak."
The little demons were all scared of being beaten, and now they all pushed back one by one after hearing this, speaking cautiously.
"Dare, dare to ask the name of the Xian family, so we can tell the king after we go back."
Want a name?
The little novice raised his eyes, slowly scraped the lid of the tea bowl twice, took a sip, and said.
"My name is Bai Suzhen, and my dharma name is: Stop Eating."
Speaking of the thing that lived in the Temple of Medicine, it was actually a black bear spirit from Liulin Mountain.Because he couldn't bear the pain of cultivating Taoism, he wanted to find a little-known town to become the king and hegemony.Coincidentally, the land in Pingling Town is extremely bully, and they don't know how good it is, so they set up camp in this land with peace of mind.
King Black Bear's cave was built at the foot of the mountain on the outskirts of Pingling Town. When several little demons entered, he was still being served by the banshees to eat honey.
Speaking of it, it has lived a stable life for more than ten years, and occasionally Taoist monks come to make trouble, and they can handle it freely.At this time, when he saw that the gang of younger brothers under him had been beaten black-eyed, he was so angry that the stone tables in his hand were smashed, and he pulled one of the little monsters and said angrily.
"Who did it?! Who the hell dares to touch my people, I think he doesn't want to live anymore!"
Since going back, Xiao Yao has felt that she has a backer behind her. At this moment, when Boss Hei asked her, she hurriedly explained the matter of the Temple of Medicine.
The young man nestled in the stone statue said: "There are two monks here. One is in his twenties, and the other is five or six years old. They are very arrogant. When they come in, they will scold our king..."
The black bear spirit said: "Wait a minute. Five or six years old? You were fucking beaten by a five or six-year-old?!"
The little demon said: "Yes, Great King, you don't know how fierce that child is. Not only me, but several of our brothers were beaten by him. The little monk who came with him just circled us and did nothing. It’s all about that little novice.”
The black bear king glared at the swollen faces in front of him, raised his hand and patted the head of a monster in front of him.
He felt that they were worthless and dead, and they were beaten like this by a milk doll, and he asked the banshee to hold a "war knife" for him.
"What's the background, have you found out clearly?"
The little demon said: "I found out clearly, it is said that he is a monk of Jinshan Temple, what is his Dharma name...Abstain from eating?"
"It's useless to quit his ancestors!"
After the black bear king was fully dressed, he led a group of little demons out of the cave.
The one next to him said freely: "I didn't see any treasures in his hand, all of them were two white drills. I think the little novice looks a bit unmasculine, and the common name is also feminine. What is it called Bai Suzhen? You are a gentleman, why did you act like this..."
"Who do you say she is?"
Hearing the words, the black bear spirit stopped abruptly, pulled the little demon's skirt and asked, "What did you say her name was?"
"Bai, Bai Suzhen."
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