[White Snake] Manjin Mountain

Bai Suzhen is the most smelly and shameless white snake Fahai has ever seen.

She always told him that she came here through transmigration, and she was not in the mood to look for Xu Xian, nor was she in the mood to flood the golden mountain. Several goblins in the snake cave were hugging her, and she was so happy that she was even more lazy to flood his ruined temple.

On the second day of the first lunar month, Fa Hai came to Mount Emei again and asked Bai Suzhen to go out to find Xu Xian.

He calculated that the little shepherd boy had grown into an old shepherd boy and was reincarnated, and his estimated age would be seventeen or eighteen years old this year. What's going on in Bai Suzhen's face still in the hole?

At that time, the white lady was hibernating, her whole body was lazy, half of her snake tail was hanging in the broken coffin board that she didn't know how to find, only her upper body was a human body, she was quite happy to see Fa Hai coming in, her eyes were sleepy Greeted him: Little monk, come here, I just happen to be bored, let's talk about life.

Every time Fahai sees this woman, he becomes very angry. He has warned her countless times.I just look younger, but actually I'm already in my twenties.

He was originally the reincarnation of the golden body Arhat beside the Buddha, because he was a snake catcher during the last catastrophe, so some killings were inevitably caused on his body.In this life, I have been a monk since I was a child, and I have practiced Zen and recited the Buddha, only to absolve the crime of killing and killing in my previous life.And because she once captured Bai Suzhen, it is inevitable that she will have some ties in this life.Seeing his sincerity, the Buddha commanded him to cross the demon and become a fairy, and then forget the last calamity of his life, and told him the specific plot in detail.

Who would have thought that Bai Suzhen would never go to the little shepherd boy after "grown up"? !

He lifted the dick off his body and sat on a stone bench beside him, intending to seriously discuss the truth with Bai Suzhen.

Bai Suzhen actually hated him, scratched her ears and said, "The Legend of the White Snake is aired every summer. I know the plot, so save yourself some effort. However, you are much younger than Fa Hai on TV."

As he spoke, he raised his hand to touch his smooth-shaven head, but he swung it down with a cold face.

Zen Master Fahai realized that he was not close to women since he was a child. If she was not the only one who missed the catastrophe, he really didn't want to chat with this woman who was full of nonsense all day long.

In all fairness, he kind of wanted to strangle her.

Whenever he had such thoughts, he would go back and recite a few Buddhist scriptures silently.He is a monk, so he shouldn't have such thoughts.

However, every time Bai Suzhen was so angry that he was so angry, just like now, she yawned and told him: "Bai Suzhen must have Xiaoqing by her side, how can the plot continue without Xiaoqing? You should just look at Mount Emei, the snake cave There are no less than a thousand of them, and there are too many green-skinned snakes to enumerate. And the scriptures did not say what color the green is, whether it is green with flowers or green without flowers. Hey, have you seen it? Is it a pheasant neck? That’s what the country calls a kind of earth snake. Its body is also blue, but there is a circle around the neck..."

Fa Hai couldn't hold back, raised his Zen staff and fought Bai Suzhen again.

The reason why it is used again is because it is no longer a new thing for two people to do it after a disagreement.At the beginning, the goblin in the snake cave knew how to come out with its tail twisted to watch the excitement.I got used to seeing it in the end, and there is not even a crowd who slaps and eats melon seeds.

Bai Suzhen was transmigrated. Before she transmigrated, her name was Zhao Immortal, and she was a strong woman with a business mind.

It has actually been a few years since Zhao Immortal dressed as Bai Suzhen, but she doesn't remember Fa Hai's time as a snake catcher, anyway, she lives in the snake cave when she comes here.

She felt that if this matter was real, she didn't think it was time travel, it should be called rebirth.

Zhao Immortal died of illness.In her thirties, she suffered from a heart attack due to overwork. She originally thought that she would be arrested and reincarnated, but when she opened her eyes, she was surrounded by a group of goblins and called her empress.

Soon after, Fahai came.With such a representative figure appearing, how could Zhao Immortal not know who he was reborn as?

She was an orphan when she was alive, and when she died, she was surrounded by a little boy who had been raised for a few years and was not good enough.During the past few years in Snake Cave, she felt that she enjoyed it very much.

She is the only thousand-year-old snake spirit in the entire Emei Mountain, and all the fairies in the mountains and plains are hers. She can go to the sky when she is happy, and lie down in the coffin when she is tired. What else is there to be satisfied with?

Biansheng is this smelly monk who has no eyesight, and he comes to talk about Xu Xian when he has nothing to do.Fortunately, the monk is good-looking, a scholar with delicate features, so that Zhao Immortal also likes to tease him, and life is more fun.

The "Bai Niangniang" only wants to be a snake spirit, leading a fairy, and teasing monks is a joy.But I was so miserable that I wanted to get through this catastrophe early and return to the Fahai in the sky.

When the two were fighting, there was a thunderstorm in the mountains. In fact, Fa Hai was not inferior to Bai Suzhen in spells, but Bai Suzhen was a demon, and a thousand-year-old demon could fly. Therefore, he was defeated again and again.

Zen Master Fahai had a bowl, and he used it to collect Bai Suzhen.But when you took her in, she simply stayed in the bowl, and instead of looking for Xu Xian as usual, she leaned on her chin in the bowl and said with a smile: How did the Zen master bring me, a female Bodhisattva, to a pure place of Buddhism?You said that if I yelled loudly, those young novice monks might hear me, and I would ruin the reputation of the Chan Master, right? "

What kind of female Bodhisattva is she? !

For the first time in his life, Zen Master Fahai experienced the feeling that I can't understand you so much, but I can't easily kill you.And that bowl can transform all monsters but it can't transform only one Bai Suzhen, it's really strange.

In this battle, Zen Master Fahai ended in failure again.

Zen Master Fahai felt that his heart was really suffering, which was worse than when he forcibly endured not eating meat in the first few years when he became a monk.

Bai Suzhen is really an asshole, obviously that little shepherd boy saved her life, shouldn't she find someone to repay her favor?

"Zhen Master Ku in Heart" really had nothing to do with "Miss Suzhen". He came down from Mount Emei with a dark face, and walked for several days and nights before returning to Jinshan Temple.

How difficult is it for him to come here? !

Zen Master Fahai has been reincarnated for decades, and the number of times he went to Mount Emei was almost more than the number of times he visited his father.

He meditated in the monastery for several days, trying to dispel the resentment towards Bai Suzhen in his heart.

He knew that it was not a problem for the two of them to keep fighting like this, he had to learn to be calm, he had to let Bai Suzhen find Xu Xian quickly, he had to let Bai Suzhen flood his Jinshan Temple quickly.He was so angry with her that he almost didn't want to live.

What he didn't expect was that after many days, Bai Suzhen came to find her on her own initiative.

This is the first time for Lady Bai to visit Jinshan Temple. On the day she came out of the mountain, she wore a long snow-white dress that fell to the ground, and her black hair was scattered behind her head like a waterfall. She has a dignified demeanor, but there is an indescribable enchantment in the corners of her eyes and brows.

Bai Suzhen is really beautiful, a man so beautiful that ordinary people, and the little monk who received her would blush up to the ears when she looked at her.

She went to see him more generously, and asked again, how old did he enter the Buddhist school, when did he eat vegetarian food, and if he had ever tasted Dongpo meat.

Zen Master Fahai could smell the strong fairy smell on her body through dozens of steps.

He watched the man walk in slowly, first he smiled, and then he put the first few futons into a straight line very familiarly, lying on the futons and said: "Zhan Master Fahai, long time no see, I miss you very much." .”

The legs are also like being used to snakes, they are close together, and they have to swing twice when talking.

Zen Master Fahai still had the same handsome and stern face for thousands of years. While twisting the Buddhist beads with one hand, he turned a page of the scriptures and responded calmly.

"The female benefactor does not go to the Three Treasures Hall if there is nothing to do, and you can speak up if you have something to do."

"Female benefactor" didn't seem to like his title, she frowned inaudibly, and said while picking at the fabric on the futon.

"I miss you, come to see you, is this considered outspoken?"

Zen Master Fahai stood up, picked up her "snake tail" and planned to drag her out.

Bai Suzhen leaned against him with the force of the snake-beating stick, put her arms limply on his shoulders, leaned into his ear and said, "It's not good for a monk to be so angry."

After all, Zen master Fahai is worthy of being a Zen master, and his ears are not as red as the little monk.As soon as the sleeves of the robe were lifted, he shook her off forcefully and wanted to go out.Bai Suzhen didn't move forward any more, followed the force and slumped back to the futon, and pulled the pillow he placed aside to lean against her head.With her long hair spread out on a pillow, Bai Suzhen just lay on her back on the futon, speaking shamelessly.

"Anyway, I'm an old friend, and I don't want to be intimate. I'm in a little trouble this time, can you come out and help me?"