[Comprehensive Master HP] Stupid Human

Aisha took the curious train ticket for platform 9.3/4, stood between platforms 9 and 10, reached out and touched it, and she was able to get in!

The steam locomotive was emitting thick smoke, and the choking smell made Aisha's sensitive nose very uncomfortable.Not to mention the buzzing of people talking and hauling heavy luggage, it's like a market place!

"Ho, G, Wo, Z, Te, fast" Aisha read every word, "Do you think you write express, it is the Shinkansen..." Aisha complained

"There are so many pets..." Looking at the cats in this place and the owls that seem to surround her ears, Aisha's head is getting bigger

Fortunately, these cats have bypassed Elsa

It's one thing to like animals, another thing to have animal hair and poo all over the place!

Aisha's luggage was all shrunk and packed into a satchel, so she didn't have to worry about whether the ground was clean or not.Just look for an empty compartment.

Find an empty seat and sit down.Aisha stared out the window in a daze, 【Oh, it’s disgusting——】

Aisha took a deep breath and let it out slowly.

'Aqiu' Aisha gave herself motion sickness medicine, and the strange taste of the potion made her sneeze

But the effect is not bad, not so uncomfortable

Hey, a white rabbit fell down, not afraid of Aisha at all, and leaned over to lick her fingertips.

"Huh?" Aisha looked at the little guy, "Who are you, little guy?"

Xuemi lay on her hands, "My name is Xuemi, Master"

The fields passing by outside the car window looked even more barren, and a neat farmland had disappeared.Then came a forest, a winding river, and dark green hills.

Someone knocked on their door again.A boy with a round face walked in, with tears in his eyes. "I'm sorry," he said, "but I wanted to ask, have you seen my toad?"

Aisha shook her head and stood upright on the seat, trying to prolong the effect of the medicine as much as possible.She doesn't know when the boy left

"Xuemi..." Aisha said weakly, "Help me!"

The snow-white Xuemi got out from the crack of the door, avoiding the flying mice, and found the boy with platinum-blond hair at Elsa's door

Xuemi felt a similar aura in this boy, he must know the owner

It passed through the crowd, biting the hem of the boy's robe, interrupting their fierce conflict

"You are Draco, my name is Xuemi." The rabbit was dumbfounded, "My master Aisha needs your help."

"Rabbit! Speak!"

"You idiot, this is the wizarding world"

"The rabbits in the wizarding world can't talk either!"

Draco was taken aback, looked at the brown-haired and red-haired opposite, and decided to take a look.Glancing at a certain savior who didn't know what to do, he walked away arrogantly

"Sister Aisha, what, what is that!" Draco opened the door and came in, asking impatiently.That talking bunny!

"What's wrong with you, sister Aisha?" Draco looked at the dead Aisha

"I'm motion sick..." Aisha shook her head and sat up.Pointing to the rabbit "This is Xuemi, my new pet"

Pointing to Draco, "Xuemi, this is Draco, you guys go get to know him" Aisha continued to hold the dead body

"This is Goyle," Draco said, pointing to the taller one.

"This is Crabbe," pointing to the shorter one.

Xuemi nodded, "My name is Xuemi, and I am the owner's pet."

"Do you want to hug..." Aisha chatted weakly with Draco, distracted.She sat up and picked up Xuemi and asked Draco.

Draco picked up Xuemi carefully, and touched "cool".

On Harry's side, there was a conflict between Harry and his new friend. Harry was a little upset when he heard Ron speak ill of Malfoy. What's the difference between him and Malfoy?It's all about slandering others.But Harry, who has never had many friends, didn't say anything. He didn't want to lose this friend.

"Let's go back first, Miss Aisha" The car was almost here, and Draco went back first.After getting off the car, Aisha didn't go with them, she went directly into the hall.

"Welcome, Elsa" Dumbledore greeted Elsa from a distance.

"Good evening, Professor Dumbledore."

"It looks like you had a good trip?" Dumbledore asked Aisha with a smile.

"not at all"

"Take your seats and wait for our students".

in the hall

The door was opened, and a small group of people entered the hall led by Professor McGonagall. Seeing the little guys looking around, the professors seemed very happy, oh, except for Professor Snape, who doesn't like children

Professor McGonagall gently placed a four-legged stool in front of the first-year students, and placed a pointed wizard hat on the stool.

The hat was patched, worn out, and very dirty.

There was a wide slit in the brim, like a mouth, and the hat began to sing: "You may think I am not beautiful, but don't judge people by their appearance, if you can find a more beautiful hat than me, I can eat myself Lose".

【hehe!A hat is not ashamed! ] Aisha turned her head silently and prepared a 'closed earplugs' for herself. She would rather choose the dog leash than listen to the hat's ugly singing.

Professor McGonagall took a few steps forward, a roll of parchment in hand.

"Why use parchment paper..." Aisha complained silently, "It is clear that plant paper is cleaner and more hygienic."

Aha, it can be untied, and the song is over!

"Whoever I call now puts on a hat and sits on a stool for sorting," she said. "Hannah Abbott!"

A rosy-cheeked little girl with two blond braids staggered out of the queue and put on her hat, which just covered her eyes.She sat down.

"Hufflepuff!" shouted the hat.The table on the right applauds Hannah and welcomes her to their table.

"Hermione Granger!"

Hermione hurried over and put the hat on her head.

"Gryffindor!" shouted the hat.Ron snorted.

Arriving at Draco, the hat barely touched his head and screamed, "Slytherin!" Malfoy went to join his friends Crabbe and Goyle, looking very pleased with himself.

Aisha looked at the scene in front of her with interest, "Everyone likes their college very much..." Aisha smiled, "That's great."

"Harry Potter!"

As Harry walked forward, there was a sudden humming and whispering in the dining room like the hiss of a small flame, growing louder and more intense.

"Potter, is she calling Potter?"

"It's that Harry Potter"

When the hat was about to be pulled over his head to block his view, Harry saw the dining room was full of people, all of them staring at him, hoping to get a good look at him.

Aisha also looked sideways. She knew this boy, but she didn't agree with what was said in the book. To give a baby the title of 'Savior', are you an idiot?

"Gryffindor!" The Sorting Hat uttered a loud voice.Aisha frowned when she heard their conversation, but said nothing.

Harry Potter got the loudest ovation.The red-haired prefect stood up and shook his hand firmly.The Weasley twin yelled, "We've got Potter! We've got Potter!"

Sensing something, Elsa turned her head and saw Harry looking at her, and Elsa smiled at him.

Professor Dumbledore stood up "Welcome to Hogwarts to start the new school year! Before the banquet begins, I would like to say a few words. That is: idiot! sneeze! scum! screw!" "Thank you!" he said Sit down again. When Dumbledore finished speaking, Elsa was sensitive to the magical fluctuations

[Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak...]

Just when everyone was screaming from the ghost of the castle, someone noticed a phenomenon, all the ghosts walked around Aisha.

Dumbledore stood up, "It seems that you have noticed our new professor, let me introduce you, this is Aisha Arendelle, I will wait for you in the psychology tutoring classroom on the third floor, if you have Any questions, you can go to her, I think you have heard of her"

The students below cheered. Of course they had heard that the woman who broke through Gringotts, destroyed half of Diagon Alley, defeated more than a dozen Aurors, and was finally defeated by Dumbledore (not) was a woman. knew

"This is so cool"

"Professor, I love you! (°‵′)"

Professor Quirrell talked to Professor Snape again. He looked at Aisha several times, trying to talk to her, but Aisha ignored him, because he still had a rotten smell under the smell of garlic.this is not normal

Aisha couldn't be sure, the garlic smell was too strong.Don't you know that the dragon's nose is very clever?

Finally, the pudding disappeared too, and Professor Dumbledore stood up again.The restaurant also returned to silence.

"Oh, now that everyone has eaten and drank enough, I want to say a few more words to everyone. At the beginning of the semester, I have a few notes for everyone."

"First-year freshmen, note that students are not allowed to enter the woods on campus. Some of our older classmates should also keep this in mind."

"Also, Mr. Filch, the administrator, asked me to remind everyone not to do magic in the corridors between classes.

"The review of Quidditch players will be held in the second week of this term. Anyone who is interested in participating in the house team should contact Mrs. Hooch.

"Finally, I must tell everyone that those who do not want to encounter accidents and die in pain, please do not enter the corridor on the right side of the third floor."

[Can you finish the sentence... What the hell is the pause for every sentence] Aisha held her chin and didn't speak.As the music sounded, Aisha's mouth twitched, why did she sing again...

Aisha, who returned to the teacher's dormitory, finally remembered, "Xuemi is still with that kid!"

When Draco left, he let Xuemi go.She looked out the window, it was almost curfew, "Forget it!" Aisha shrugged, anyway, Xuemi didn't need to be fed.

In Slytherin, Draco triumphantly took a white rabbit out of his pocket.

"Draco, isn't this your pet?" A short-haired girl approached Draco with a look of surprise.

This is not Draco's style of painting!

"Of course not, this is from Professor Arendelle." Draco reached out and touched Xuemi, and Xuemi turned to look at him with blue eyes

"Why does this rabbit have blue eyes?" Xuemi turned around and pointed her butt at Draco, expressing her dissatisfaction.

"Professor Arendelle's?" a chocolate-skinned boy asked him, "how did you bring this here?".

Did Draco want to eat rabbit meat?

"Zabini, Parkinson, keep your eyes open!" Draco said angrily.Push their heads down a bit

"what!"

The two exclaimed when they saw the appearance of inviting this pet.

"Is this stuff made by Xuemi? Oh!" Zabini's hand that was touching Xuemi's tail was bitten by it, "It hurts!"

"It's amazing!"

The author has something to say: Thank you for your love, I can't repay you.

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