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The Joker and the Joy are twins, the Joker is the older sister, and the Joy is the younger sister.And they have a common younger brother who is also the biggest little emperor in the family - Qiao Xueren.

Generally speaking, the Qiao family is obedient and obedient to the little emperor, especially the pair of parents who don't seem to have a lot of affection, when facing their only son, they often have a lot of parental (mother) love .

As for Qiao Keren, as the eldest sister of the whole family, although she may not be obedient to her younger brother, she usually does not go against him.

Therefore, in the whole family, the life of little brother Qiao can be said to be inferior to no one, and above five people, Qionglou Yuyu is unattainable.

But this situation became less beautiful after the legendary second sister came back.

In fact, this is also very normal. If you walk too much at night, you will encounter ghosts. It's just that the inexperienced Qiao Xueren never thought that there would be a green ghost in his home... that's all.

Qiao Xueren rarely saw the second sister in his own home. Every time the second sister was mentioned at home, the eldest sister would sigh and his parents would be cold-hearted, so his impression of this rumored "very bad, very bad" sister was only He is a stranger who looks the same as the eldest sister; another impression is that he is a troublemaker, basically every time Joey comes home, he makes the whole family upside down.

However, the second sister seemed to be much better this time, and she was able to stay at home for more than 24 hours.

My mother said that she was so obedient when she took drugs outside and entered the hospital. Qiao Xueren thought about it, if he suffered a lot, he would always learn to be obedient.

He just didn't know how many days she would be good this time, he thought sarcastically.

Following Qiao Xueren began his road to death.

Of course, the attributive of dying was summed up later, but before that, Brother Qiao was more inclined to the word "curiosity".

Strictly speaking, Qiao Xueren is still a teenager in his teens, and teenagers always have some strong curiosity from nowhere, or what they call emotions like "I want to flirt when I'm bored and have nothing to do".

On that day, Joey was like the previous few days. He went out for a run in the morning, and when he came back from the run, he flipped through the newspaper and wrote and drew on it with a marker.

According to Qiao Keren who bought many copies of the newspaper, the Qiaoyi people are really trying to find a job.

The parents' reaction was to sneer, and the scholar himself didn't quite believe it.

Jiangshan is easy to change and nature is hard to change, let alone a person who skips classes all the year round and has difficulty graduating from high school, he doesn't think she can find any good job.

The only advantage of this second sister is that she has the same face as the eldest sister.

She still has such a bad temper, if she doesn't want to be a beggar in the future, maybe she will run to be someone's concubine.

Qiao Xueren doesn't think his thoughts are vicious, he even thinks this is the best way out for Qiaoyi people, otherwise what else can she do?It's so chaotic outside now, it's not bad for her not to be a wine hostess.

"Second sister?" Thinking of this, Qiao Xueren asked with some malicious intentions: "Have you found a job yet?"

The Joey raised his eyes from the newspaper, his face expressionless: "Not yet, why, do you have a good introduction?"

"No, in fact, I think, why bother to work so hard, anyway, you have a lot of friends, just ask them to help you."

Hearing this, the Joyman smiled, with a bit of playfulness and a bit of... contempt in his smile.

This was something Qiao Xueren had never seen on the eldest sister's face.

The Joey didn't continue the topic just now, but instead looked at the books on the table: "Why did you write for so long?"

Money-losing goods.

After the preliminary test was successful, Qiao Xueren could already confirm that the second sister's temper was just a matter of face.

So he was completely relieved, and said with a relaxed expression: "Miss, there are so many homework left, many of which you don't need to understand. If someone is willing to write for me, that would be great."

Qiao Keren has done this before, but she would say that he should write it by himself, and then help him finish the writing process on the straw paper when he pretends to be distressed, and he only needs to copy it once. .

"Okay." Joey said, and sat down beside Qiao Xueren.

"..." Qiao Xueren waited.

"..." Joey looked on.

After more than ten seconds passed, Qiao Xueren was dissatisfied, and threw the pen in his hand on the table: "Didn't you say to help me write?"

"Yeah, I'm writing for you. If you have any questions, just ask. You don't want me to write for you, do you?"

The Joeys pretended to be stupid, and the second sister was obviously not as easy to fool as the big sister.

Qiao Xueren had no choice but to show his acting skills. After a few glances, he was full of confusion: "I don't know how to write, Second Sister."

"Then I have no choice but to tell you that my big sister knows that all your top ten grades are copied, and you paid more than half of the money for those reference books. I ask your big sister to pay the money directly to miss in the future."

The tone was still the same as before, as if he was discussing something with someone, and it didn't seem to be threatening at all.

"Don't talk nonsense, calling you the second sister, you really treat yourself like a dish?!" Qiao Xueren suddenly became angry.

Of course, he didn't copy his grades, and he couldn't copy such a high ranking, but the second half of the sentence is true.

"I'm angry from embarrassment," the Joyman actually laughed, and then shook his head expressionlessly: "Hurry up and write."

The exasperated Qiao Xueren understood: "You lied to me?"

"Do you need to cheat? You are just stupid. Are you going to write or not?"

"I won't write, are you scaring me? If you have the guts, tell the eldest sister, and I will let my parents drive you out of the house immediately!"

The siblings faced each other, and Qiao Xueren held a ruler in his hand and danced with a young master's temper, with a look of satisfaction on his face.

The Joey glanced at him, turned and went to the kitchen.

When he came back again, he held a gleaming knife in his hand.

Qiao Xueren was dumbfounded: "You...what are you going to do?"

"No, I want to tell you, it's scary, it's useless to use the iron ruler in your hand, it's only useful to use mine."

After a pause, the second sister who didn't take the usual way on the opposite side continued to talk in a discussing tone: "Also, the knife, you must use the right place to lift the knife, otherwise you will not die, it hurts But even if it is a large artery, there will be a feeling of blood spurting out of the neck, just like killing a chicken in a vegetable market, have you ever seen it? A knife...uh, uh, uh..."

Following the onomatopoeia that Qiao Yiren imitated, Qiao Xueren kept replaying the scene of accompanying his mother to the vegetable market to watch people kill chickens in his mind, and the knife in front of him was almost close to his neck, especially the position.

They had just studied physiology and hygiene class a few days ago, and the cold place happened to be the main artery.

Qiao Xueren seemed to feel a chill from head to toe, and goose bumps all over his body.

Grandma said before that the second sister is crazy, she can do anything when she is crazy.

Would she just kill him?Then, he was chopped into pieces like "Human Meat Char Siew Buns" and thrown into the sewer, so that no one would notice... Why didn't she speak?Are you planning how to kill him?

Just before Qiao Xueren almost went crazy from fright, Qiao Yiren finally condescended to speak.

"You know I have a lot of friends, but do you know what time is it now? There are young and Dangerous people outside, and the British government doesn't care about feuds. You say, if I call those friends, I will leave school when you go to school. on the way..."

She didn't finish speaking, but Qiao Xueren felt his teeth chattering, and his words didn't make sense: "Second sister, I, listen to you, I'm your younger brother (brother), don't, don't..."

He didn't finish speaking, but the Joey took the knife away from his hand, continued to sit in the original position and gave the order: "Write."

Qiao Xueren was about to spread out on the table, but there was a elusive ghost sitting beside him, so he could only continue writing.

The whole house was eerily quiet. Qiao Xueren was holding a pen that was always trembling in his hand, writing homework that he almost didn't know.

"There's a typo here." A slender finger pointed at his textbook.

"Yes, I see." Qiao Xueren nodded desperately, took out an eraser and vigorously erased the answer he had just calculated for a long time.

At night, the sound of keys opening the door sounded, and Qiao Keren came back with the vegetables he bought from the vegetable market: "Hey, Xueren, are you doing your homework?"

With tears in his eyes, Qiao Xueren affirmed that he loved his elder sister so much for a moment in his life: "Yes, sister, you are back, you work so hard, I will help you put the dishes in the kitchen."

Qiao Keren, who had never received such a warm welcome, was very happy, but looked at the back of his brother who was almost running away with some doubts: "Okay—Yi Ren, what's wrong with Xueren? He usually hates going into the kitchen the most. .”

Joy, who was flipping through the newspaper in his hand, shrugged innocently: "I don't know."

Qiao Xueren put the dishes into the kitchen, stared at the props that were put back in place by the Joey people at some time, and shivered suddenly.

"Student, grandma is back and bought you your favorite dish, come on!"

Within 2 minutes, Qiao's mother's voice was heard outside the door, and Qiao Xueren, who was completely safe after being called the shots, rushed out of the kitchen excitedly: "Grandma, what did you buy..."

On the dining table in the living room at home, a plate of steaming hot roast chicken that looks charred on the outside and tender on the inside is quietly placed there.

"Ugh..." Qiao Xueren covered his mouth and ran into the toilet.

Listening to the sound of vomiting coming from the toilet, Mother Qiao was very worried: "What's the matter, Xueren, did you eat something messy at home today?" There was a bit of blame in the language.

This is the second person who asked her this question today. Joy frowned and thought, "It seems that I heard that his classmate has a chicken at home. It's so cute. I think he might not bear to see it."

"How can a boy be so weak?" Qiao's father, who also just came back, disapproved, and told his wife: "From now on, I will make a chicken for the apprentice every now and then, and I will get used to it after eating."

Although Qiao's mother felt sorry for her son, she looked at it from another direction: "Everything is fine, let the student replenish his body."

As for the two sisters who had no right to speak, one nodded approvingly, while the other lowered his head and was responsible for eating chicken.

And Qiao Xueren, who heard this conversation when he came back after vomiting in the toilet, turned his head and vomited again.

Joey was biting a chicken wing, and picked a chicken thigh for his sister, getting a happy smile from Keren.

"Well...it's delicious." She said with emotion.