[Bungo Stray Dogs] Animal Three Musketeers

The alley is filled with whiteness and dampness.

Ango Sakaguchi walked with horror, and used his glasses to relieve tension countless times-even if it didn't work.

So isn't it true that an ordinary bar is built in such a place to add ghosts and anecdotes to Yokohama so as to provide people with gossip after dinner?

……

No, please let him go back.

Misu asked him to collect clothes for a hundred days and a thousand days, please let him go back, thank you! ! !

It's a pity that Oda couldn't hear the call in his heart. After passing the corner of the last medical ethics, the bar signboard with a low white light was faintly exposed in the fog, and there was quite a horror atmosphere exaggerated in the night story. Sakaguchi felt the coolness almost pouring down from his head to the bottom of his feet.

The door panels are worn out, revealing the fragrance of wood to isolate the outside moisture. The walls of the stairs leading to the underground on both sides are decorated with paintings, and the warmth on the face makes people relax and comfortable.

Ango Sakaguchi loosened his suit, and followed Oda through the half-floor staircase, and the moment his eyes changed, he was fixed on the black-haired boy in a suit sitting in the center of the front bar.

That must be him.

As expected, Ango Sakaguchi thought that there should be no other person with such temperament in PortMafia.

The black hair is fluffy and messy. From a distance, it looks like human hair, but when viewed up close, it looks like a roll of seaweed is wrapped around the top of the head.

There were more or less wounds on his body, wrapped with an unknown number of bandages, the corners of his lips were pursed into a straight line, and he flicked the wine glass under his eyes with his index finger.

The glass collided with the fingertips, the ball of ice collided with the wine glass, and the crisp sound came one after another, casually accompanied by the soft music played in the corner of the bar.

But there is one thing that cannot be ignored.

— There is no light in the eyes.

No, there are still.

Although very faint, although difficult to detect.

Although they are all hidden in the nothingness that retreats away when they meet people.

Under the influence of Natsume Mizusui, when he meets or sees people, he will always look into their eyes unconsciously, and the few seconds when he looks directly at them, he feels a chill in his heart.

There is a voice saying, you have been seen through.

"Yeah, Odasaku." The black-haired boy suddenly opened his eyes wide, "Did you bring your friends here? Well, it's just right, I made a new dish for everyone to try together. If there are many people, I'm sure you can get it." The most eye-catching and wonderful advice!"

He took off his coat and put it on the bar. The bartender knew the newcomer thoroughly, and soon a glass of wine with a lighter color than Dazai appeared in front of Oda.

"Ah, it's friends." Oda replied, "But it's more family-oriented. Does Dazai have any new dishes today?"

"Cooking?" Ango Sakaguchi, who had just sat down and finished talking about the drink he wanted to drink, felt that he had heard it wrong. Didn't they come to drink?This is actually not a bar but a gathering of cooking inventions hidden in Yokohama?

"It's a dish so delicious that you'll faint." Oda added, "If you eat it, you'll faint."

"Because it's very delicious! It's a pity that Oda Saku kept rejecting it after eating it once—so you are the savior sent by Oda Saku to save me!"

Sakaguchi Ango's face was slightly livid.

Why does he have the feeling that if he doesn't flee immediately, he will be made to go to work tomorrow at the exact time.

And it's getting stronger and stronger! ! !

"No need." Ango Sakaguchi chose to follow his risk avoidance radar, "I just had dinner, and... What is the name of the dish?"

Osamu Dazai blinked blankly, "Hey, so you are interested in this."

"...Ordinary cuisine must have a name, right? It is a must for an inventor."

"Sure enough, Odasaku's friends are also very interesting." Dazai smiled, "The name is very simple, but I thought about it for a long time before I came up with it."

"...what is it?"

Ango Sakaguchi tried his best to hold back the resistance of "don't ask" and "run away" and said, but what happened next really gave him the biggest blow to his life just like his intuition.

“Ango tofu stewed red slug hotpot!”

"That can't be eaten at all!!!"

"Certainly no slugs were added. It's just a name. I replaced it with snails."

"...There is no difference at all. Don't take it out of your bag. I don't want to see that kind of mess! Stop it—!"

The wailing sound was endless in the bar, Oda quietly moved the chair a little farther away, nodded in satisfaction after keeping a safe distance and continued to drink.

And a text message from an hour ago is still beating——

"Odasaku, I made a new dish, please come! Please! —— Dazai"

The pink tongue was sticking out to expose the air, a small animal head poked out from under the shadow of the seat beside it, Gu Lulu rolled its wet eyes, softly "woofed" out and retracted under the table where most of the diapers could be hidden .

Sakaguchi Yasugo, who was forced to swallow the food, lay face down on the bar and hadn't recovered from the taste of hell. To be precise, he lost consciousness and had to fall into a deep sleep beside him, and he also had the idea of ​​​​escaping the devil's hell food.

"Odasaku wants to join PortMafia?" Dazai said with a surprised face, "That will have a great impact on your peaceful life, is it okay?"

"Ango needs protection."

"Well, that's true. As an intelligence agent, Ango has no offensive power at all. He looks as young as me, so it's easy to deceive some women who like weak boys to inspire their maternal love!"

"Martyrdom?"

"It was rejected, last time." Dazai's brisk tone quickly became frustrated, "When I went to the street to find someone, I finally saw the sister of the legendary Boss who was protected by the Witness Project. Her hair and gentle expression are similar to Boss's. It’s so different, it really is a lie.”

"so?"

"That's why I proposed to die with her. It's just a joke that I want to strike up a conversation with. I don't have such a strange idea. Of course, suicide needs to be experienced by myself to be more profound."

Master Misu and Dazai have met before, and even had a conversation.

Oda Sakunosuke focused on the question that should be asked, "Then what did she answer?"

"'You are beautiful but not as beautiful as my husband, but I can recommend you to eat some delicious cakes at the shop owned by that mother-in-law over there. The sea on the road is very beautiful', so I was politely rejected, Even though I didn’t mean it that way, but being rejected is still...! It’s very sad!”

The dog in the dark moved its paw, and then sighed helplessly.

I was really taken aback, at that time.

"It's certain to be rejected. Have you visited that cake shop?"

"Going to see it, the sweet atmosphere is not suitable for me who is dressed in black, so I bought a cake and left without saying anything." Dazai jumped up happily, "But thanks to this! I can invent Today's unique dishes!"

"Ah, congratulations."

Oda secretly escaped, and moved the chair back silently.

Ango hasn't woken up yet.

And Dazai smiled secretly.

The gears turned slowly——