Where is the magic virus?

Nathali has been busy for two days in the makeshift clinic in New York, and finally figured out the truth about the fact that the muscular man of the Bat-family turned into a dumpling in seconds.

... Sure enough, just as she guessed, the Wayne family was also infected with the Vicoya virus.

Nine in the morning.

Holding the checklist, Miss Knight Commander, who hadn't closed her eyes for two days and two nights, pinched the bridge of her nose tiredly, calculated the time, and called Jason to inform him.

After a long busy tone, the unanswered connection automatically hangs up.

Nathali frowned and waited while pinching the phone. Seeing that Jason really didn't call back, she had to call again.

Still no one answered.

Nathali called three times in a row, and after waiting for a long time, finally received a call back from Jason.

Without thinking too much, she immediately notified Jason of the results of her investigation and monitoring:

"Your previous guess is correct. I detected the No. 22 Vicoya virus in the blood of Uncle and Mr. Dick. They suddenly turned into cubs, and it was indeed because of this virus."

On the other end of the phone, Jason was silent for a long time before he said "um" in a low voice to show that he understood.

Nathali was almost frightened by Jason's unprecedented hoarse and haggard voice. She sensitively sensed that Jason was in a bad mood, so she hesitated and asked him, "...are you okay?"

Jason didn't speak, and it took a long time before he replied dryly: "I'm fine, everything is OK...hehe."

"……OK then."

Seeing that he made it clear that he didn't want to talk more, Nathali had no choice but to continue explaining the so-called No. 22 virus to Jason.

On Vikoya, researchers generally refer to virus 22 as an "age spring."

This virus spreads through food, can quickly invade organs and bones within seconds, cause the patient's cells to mutate, and then completely change the patient's age within minutes.

But it's not just about making patients smaller.

If it was really that simple, Vicoya would have made it with this virus.

Kona once focused on this virus. She originally wanted to use the age-changing characteristics of this virus to make the old people of the Vicoa Empire rejuvenate, become young again, and even escape death. However, she soon discovered that this A virus... a completely hoax virus.

Different from the common concepts of "rejuvenation" and "rejuvenation", virus 22 is a virus that changes the age of patients and keeps changing the age of patients.

The reason why it is called the "age spring" virus is because it makes the patient's age become like a spring, changing back and forth very quickly.

"Wait... What is it called, changing the age of the patient?"

Hearing this, Jason couldn't help asking questions in confusion.

"It's just... a spring."

Nathali was a little confused, so she simply took Bruce Wayne as an example:

"Take my uncle as an example. From ingesting the virus, after having an attack, to becoming a half-year-old baby, there should be a process of age decay. In other words, my uncle went from 40 years old to 30 years old quickly, and then became a half-year-old baby. To 20 years old, 10 years old, 5 years old, 1 year old... This change process belongs to the first stage and should be very short.”

"Immediately, the retrospective from 1 year old to half a year old belongs to the second stage, and the age change in this stage will gradually slow down, and the process of continuing to shrink to the full moon after half a year old belongs to the third stage, and the change in this stage is the final stage. slow."

"Then when Uncle Wayne's age really becomes the full moon, the virus seems to be unable to suppress the normal changes in the body, and it will quickly go back and forth again, making the full moon baby Uncle Wayne change back to normal in a few minutes. The original age...and then continue to age at Uncle Wayne's original age stage, from 40 to 50, 60, 70... until 100, and in this process of change, there are also three corresponding growth rates different stages."

Jason: "………… In other words, in a few days, when these dumplings really shrink to the age of a full moon, they will quickly become centenarians?"

"That's right."

Nathali has a bit of a headache, "and, after becoming a centenarian, it will repeat the previous shape change, going back and forth between the full moon and the centenarian - that's why the Vicoa Empire called the No. 22 virus 'age Spring' up."

On the other end of the phone, Jason was speechless for a long time, and finally couldn't help gritting his teeth:

"That is to say, I took care of those four goddamn meat dumplings who needed help in everything two days ago, and then I have to take care of those four old, gray-haired old men two days later?? ?”

Nathali: "...Don't worry, the antidote for this virus is available in New York, but the process of making the medicine is very troublesome, and the treatment process is even more troublesome. I will go to your side now .”

Because the whole process of making the antidote is very, unusually troublesome, and the treatment policy must be changed at any time according to the patient's condition, Nassali decided early in the morning to take the embryo of the treatment medicine to Wayne Manor for production.

There was no sound on the other end of the phone.

After a long time, Jason said haggardly, "If you insist on coming to Wayne Manor, I will warn you in advance."

"...???"

He paused, and said in a mysterious and painful tone:

"...here, Wayne Manor with four bastards, is hell."

Nathali: "......"

In the beginning, Jason really thought well.

He carefully read the baby care plan and form given by Nasserie, and also watched the video of the way of holding the baby and the way of feeding the baby himself, and felt that there was nothing wrong with it.

According to Nathali's table, these four dumplings need to be fed 5 times a day, once every four hours. Then I set two alarm clocks in the early morning and get up on time to prepare milk to feed the dumplings without any problem.

A six-month-old baby needs about 250 milliliters of milk every day, and each meal is about [-] milliliters. But since there are four puppies, Jason thinks he can brew a thousand milliliters of milk at a time, and then feed the four puppies separately. lump.

As for what the baby needs to eat supplementary food such as egg yolks and apple puree... In just two days, these four cubs are not real babies. There is no need for such a pampered baby. Milk is good enough, and the rest of the supplementary food and so on Let’s get rid of it——for the past two days, Jason doesn’t plan to cook himself, and he plans to make do with microwave food such as instant pizza and instant pasta.

Then I need to feed water between two milk meals...?Wait, isn't there water in milk?Just make sense, don't be so strict.

After setting the feeding alarm clock, Jason carefully looked at the brewing instructions and warnings on the baby formula jar. After thinking about it, he took out several completely sterilized measuring cups and test tubes from the laboratory in the Batcave. And laboratory high-precision electronic scales.

Jason: I use measuring cups, test tubes and electronic scales accurate to 0.001 to make milk. I don't believe there is a problem with the ratio of milk powder to water!

Onlookers Bruce and Alfred: "..."

After solving and confirming the problem of eating, Jason stumbled and helped the four dumplings put on dark baby pajamas, and then, as Bruce had discussed with Natherie, he brought back a baby from Gotham's maternity and baby products store. Baby toilet.

...Although this toilet is supposed to be used by children over one year old, Bruce assured Nathally that with his control over the baby's body, there is no problem going to the toilet.

No matter how you look at it, it is more clean and convenient to let them sit in the baby toilet, so Jason doesn't bother to emphasize the problem of diapers - he is not a masochist, and he doesn't want to clean the baby's diapers at all.

He also made some secret signs with the four dumplings in a very serious way: when the dumplings are hungry, just "da"; if the dumplings want to drink water, just "da" twice; Da Da" three times; if the regiments encountered any attack, they would scream loudly.

Everything is ready, Jason feels that he has made enough mental preparations, and there is no problem.

……

........................

Then he was slapped in the face by the horrible and cruel reality.

——Jason Todd, a straight man who completely lacks common sense in caring for infants, never imagined that this group of bloody meatballs...the four of them have completely, all, no, same biological clocks! ! !

Jason dared to swear that he obviously fed milk to these four dead balls at the same time at nine o'clock in the evening! !

...And according to the normal speculation written in Nathali's form, the four dumplings should be hungry at one o'clock in the morning after four hours, and then wake up, and Jason will feed the next meal of milk, Just go back to sleep contentedly.

So, he strictly followed this schedule, set an alarm clock for one o'clock in the morning, lay down on the side of the dumpling very tired and slept for four hours, and then woke up on time 10 minutes before one o'clock in the morning, with a splitting headache, I went to the kitchen in a daze, made a thousand milliliters of milk with an electronic scale and a measuring cup, divided it into four feeding bottles and carried it back to the bedroom.

...In the bedroom, only Dick and Dick woke up sleepily. When they saw Jason, they made a "da" according to the previously agreed signal, meaning that he was hungry.

Jason Nanny Todd, who worked hard at night, yawned and fed milk to the dick dumpling as taught in the previous video. He fed the dick dumpling simply and simply, then took another three bottles of hot milk and went to the bedroom Three other dumplings on the big bed.

... None of the dumplings woke up from hunger as Jason expected. On the contrary, the three dumplings buried their faces in the soft quilt and fell asleep sweetly. Their chubby faces were warm from sleep, and they were still drooling.

Jason carrying three bottles of hot milk: "..."

He couldn't help poking the Bruce dumpling with his hand.

Although turned into a ball, Bruce's vigilance was not lost at all. He immediately woke up from his deep sleep, his eyes widened, and he stared blankly at Jason who woke him up.

Jason was also upset because he was sleepy, tired, and irritable.

He called Bruce angrily, and raised the hot milk in his hand: "Get up, drink the milk before going to bed."

Bruce, who was not hungry at all, but slept soundly before: "..."

If it wasn't for him being a baby and unable to speak, he would have asked his stupid son speechlessly: ... you woke me up from a deep sleep at one o'clock in the morning, and you were not hungry at all I eat? ? ?

...Are you afraid that something is wrong? ?

Bruce couldn't help but glance at Jason again with that familiar disdainful expression, rolled over, and fell asleep again.

Jason: "..."

Dad, what the hell are the remaining three bottles of milk soaking in vain? ?

He simply didn't bother to wake up the other sleeping Dick and Alfred dumplings: Seeing that these three dumplings had no intention of eating when they were hungry at all, then he didn't bother to care about anything else, he also soaked in milk It's time to get up, and the three dumplings don't drink milk themselves, so it's not his fault.

Thinking of this, Jason glanced at Dick Duanzi, who was full and slowly closing his eyes, and fell asleep on the side of the big round bed.

After an unknown amount of time, Jason felt a chubby paw slapping his face hard.

He immediately woke up from his sleep, bounced up reflexively, and looked around vigilantly, but found that nothing happened.

After staring around for a while, Jason finally turned his gaze to his side. Only then did Jason realize that it was Bruce Dumpling who just slapped him in the face.

Bruce Dumpling, who had slept soundly before and didn't want to eat, woke up at some point, and crawled to Jason's side with Tim Dumpling to wake him up.

Seeing that Jason finally noticed him, Bruce Tuanzi opened his mouth naturally: "Da."

That means, he's hungry...

Jason, who almost jumped up from his deep sleep, stared blankly at Bruce Dumpling and Tim Dumpling, who said he was hungry and wanted to eat, and then glanced at the alarm clock beside the bed.

The time was displayed on it: one forty in the morning.

Frowning and squinting, Jason, who was still too sleepy to wake up, had to lean over to get the milk on the bedside table, only to find that the three bottles of milk he had made before were completely cold.

Babies can't drink cold milk, so he can either continue to get up and go downstairs to the kitchen to re-bubble two bottles of milk, or take the cooled milk to the kitchen to reheat with boiling water.

... In short, I have to go downstairs and make another trip.

Jason: "........."

The veins on his forehead were twitching, and his face was blue as he watched Bruce Tuan and Tim Tuan sitting on the side with confidence, looking like a grandpa, the hand holding the milk bottle was trembling with anger, and he almost couldn't help holding the cold milk in his hand. Milk hit Bruce on the head.

——Four 10 minutes ago, I made hot milk, and you didn’t drink it when it was delivered to your mouth, and you said you were not hungry. Four 10 minutes later, when the milk was cold, I was almost falling asleep. How the hell are you Hungry at this hour? ?

Are you afraid you are looking for trouble on purpose? ? ?

Jason took a lot of deep breaths, resisting the urge to crush the Bruce Dumplings, swallowed his breath, held the cold milk, ran downstairs to warm it up, brought it up again, fed the Bruce Dumplings and Tim Dumplings, and made sure the two dead children After there was nothing wrong, he lay down again sleepily.

After another 10 minutes, the Alfred regiment slapped Jason awake.

Alfred Duanzi, apologetically: "Da."

Jason: "........."

He is simply loveless.

Fuck you four guys!You four bloody bastards!Wasn't the milk fed at the same time at nine o'clock before?Why is there such a big difference between your digestion speed and the eating time of the next meal! ?

But no matter how angry he was, there was nothing he could do. There was no way to control the baby's instincts, so Jason could only take care of it manually.

So, on the first night after Natherie left, Jason barely slept at all.

For a while, this dumpling is hungry, and for a while, that dumpling is hungry.

For a while, it was the dumpling who wanted to pee, and for a while, it was the dumpling who wanted to hmm.

From time to time, a dumpling would wake up and pat Jason to express that he was thirsty and wanted to drink water.

Jason stayed up all night like this, waking up repeatedly, sometimes going downstairs to heat milk, sometimes carrying the cub to the toilet at the end of the corridor, and sometimes going to the kitchen to get warm white water... In the back, he had no time at all. Forget about the baby care form, the scientific parenting method of feeding every four hours, 200ml of milk each time, etc.

It felt like he was ten years older in one night, and Jason felt that he would rather fight ten real jokers than stay in Wayne Manor and take care of these four little devils.

However, what was even worse was that Dick Dumpling got up four times in one night and "da" at Jason four times.

The battered Jason didn't notice for a while, and fed the dick dumpling four times in one go.

The next morning, Dick Dumplings sure enough... had diarrhea.

The author has something to say: Bucket: You are the fastest hungry in the whole family!Eat the most!You are not fat who is fat!

Young Master: ......... Draw your sword, little wing! ....,,