Where is the magic virus?

As we all know, the citizens of Gotham are simple and honest, the metropolis is calm, and New York City...New York City has gossip every day.

In view of the different modes of operation of the Avengers and the Justice League, the whole world knows that Iron Man is Tony Stark, and the whole world knows that the Avengers Building is built in New York, but few people can find out the sporadic information of the members of the Justice League .

So the eyes of the world are rightly...on the high-profile Avengers.

The media sent out paparazzi reporters to guard the Fulian base diligently, hoping to get first-hand information. Chaoying fans brought signature boards and support sticks and waited for the idols to go out in an orderly manner. Everyone With sweet smiles on their faces.

The Stark Tower has become one of the famous attractions in New York City. Every tourist group who comes to New York will visit here. There are many Avengers souvenir shops around the building, selling American teams to fans and tourists. Shield USB, Iron Man mask lighter, Hulk brand spinach special drink, Thor's Hammer keychain, etc.

Of course, occupying the front row of the building, you can often witness "Thor vs. Hulk", "Spiderman Human Torch Talk Show", "Iron Man Falcon Double = Flying Show", "Scarlet Witch Vision Cooking Show" Waiting for the daily program of the reunion, everyone happily took photos of idols, and by the way, had a fight with the anti-super League group, every day was extremely happy.

This morning, fans and young reporters, as usual, came to Stark Tower early to take a good seat. Before they had time to spread plastic sheets on the lawn and set up tripods, they heard a heavy sound coming from the sky above the building. Muffled.

Fans and young reporters used to pick up the binoculars and looked up to find the source of the sound: aha, let's see which little baby is doing trouble again today?Is Thor jumping out of the window to buy fried chicken legs again, or is Spider-Man delivering food again?

Everyone moved in unison to look at the telescope, and then in unison... lowered their heads and rubbed their eyes.

——Are we blind, or are we hallucinating, why do we see Tony Stark and Captain America circling in the air?

Tony Stark, and Captain America.

The two of them smashed their heads into the ceiling of Stark Tower, and like propellers, they spiraled into the sky in a gesture of entanglement and circle.

The gold-red armor parts followed the past one step slower, wrapped Tony Stark, and the protagonist became Iron Man and Captain America.

Imagine Iron Man and Captain America, they face each other, strong chest against metal chest, full of passion, twirling, entangled, blooming, circling in a clockwise direction while going up to the sky. The trajectory is like fireworks, like a propeller, like the years of burning passion.

The whole of New York seemed to be quiet all of a sudden. The sound of cars, broadcasts, voices, and mechanical operations all disappeared. All eyes were involuntarily focused on the sky above the city center. Glowing man.

Ah, this magical scene.

On Karma Taj's TV, no matter which station is broadcasting the real-time news of New York:

[According to the latest news received by this station, Iron Man, the leader of the Avengers, and Captain America are carrying out some kind of strange communication over the Stark Tower at this time. According to the analysis of behavioral experts, this behavior is likely to indicate that the steel The relationship between Xia and Captain America has entered a new chapter...]

Change to another station.

[We interviewed Dr. Luke, a famous psychologist. He believes that the actions of Iron Man and Captain America implicitly imply the behavior of courtship, which also indicates that the Avengers have raised the LGBT flag. This performance is likely to be a performance art, which sharply pierced the closed psychology of the stubborn public, and moved us with the way that silence speaks louder...]

Change another station.

[Viewers in front of the TV, our helicopter has already flown over Stark Tower, let us observe the ingenious performance art of Iron Man and Captain America from another angle, now let us put down the rope ladder and try to interview These two Avengers giants... Hey, hello, Mr. Stark... Oh, okay, we'll get out of here right away, please don't get excited, we'll drive the helicopter away right away, please put down your palm guns, Your arm has hit the captain's head. 】

Another station.

[A deceptive deception!All the mouthpieces of the media are defending the behavior of Iron Man and Captain America. They think it is a courtship behavior, they think it is performance art, and they think it is just a simple action... My station specially invited the weapon design Expert Mr. Justin Hammer declared: The Avengers have mastered a new weapon!And this weird behavior show is to deceive people...]

Because of the world-wide spectacle of Iron Man and Captain America spiraling into the sky, the media staff in New York were going crazy. If it weren't for the limited conditions, they would have almost applied for a new channel to broadcast [-]/[-].

And just when the TV stations were frantically reporting on the popularity of the Avengers, other members of the Avengers finally began to appear on the screen one after another.

First, Falcon, this young African-American superhero relied on his own wings, and was the first to fly out of the crack in the ceiling. Then he grabbed Captain America's legs that were still floating in mid-air, and pulled them down hard, trying to Ripping the two of them out of midair... didn't do much, which caused him to hang under Captain America and spin around.

Reporters & TV hosts: "..."

The next second, Hulk, who was as strong as a hill, appeared. He climbed up to the roof of the Stark Tower with difficulty, then squatted down, jumped hard, and grabbed Iron Man's ankle, hanging in the air, trying to use The three men were pulled down by their own weight.

...Unable to do so, also hanging under Iron Man's armor.

Under Hulk's unbelievable roar, he and the falcon faced each other and started a circle movement together. The four of them started the joyful performance art of "you take me, I take him, one belt and one road" very harmoniously.

The audience in front of the TV: "..."

When Strange and Natherie opened the space door and came to the Avengers base, the whole base was immersed in a sea of ​​joy.

Hawkeye, who was wearing a gay purple T-shirt, covered his face and smiled until his teeth were exposed.The Black Widow, who was still putting on a mask, was shaking her shoulders while trying to maintain her image. Janet the Wasp fell on the sofa and almost turned over laughingly. The four people on top were brought down.

The mood of Falcon and Hulk is hard to say at this time, but the mood of Iron Man and Captain America is probably very bad.

...No, the dazed Hulk indicated that he was about to throw up.

"What? You're going to vomit... Let go and vomit first, I'll think of another way... It seems that violence can't solve the problem between Stark and the captain, let me think about it... Hey, Stark , don't be angry with the captain at this time, you should find a way!"

Trying to think of a solution, and constantly persuading Iron Man's second-generation Ant-Man Scott into the earphones, he looked a little bit broken.

He anxiously walked back and forth in front of the desk, and when he turned his head and saw Strange, his eyes lit up, as if he had found a savior.

"My God! My God! Strange, you are finally here. Listen to me, the captain and Stark are really not doing any performance art, and they have no special relationship, let alone courtship—don't believe it Those damn TV shows, honestly, we don't know what's going on?"

Scott looked desperately at the trio that kept spinning above his head—Hulk had already run to the side and vomited, and the dazed little eyes really made people's liver tremble. He explained intermittently:

"Four or 10 minutes ago, we got together for an early meeting as usual, and then Stark, who was late, came over and had a bit of an argument with the captain. Before we could react, the captain and Stark suddenly spiraled into the sky? What happened? They really didn't do anything?"

Before Strange could say anything, Tony Stark's voice suddenly came loudly from Scott's headset.

"It's really strange, Scott, why do you think I'm sulking? Do I have to be like this old antique next to me, who gets annoyed because of a little thing, and will turn his face when interviewed by the TV station?"

Tony Stark's voice sounded lazy, revealing a little impatience.

In the headset, just after Tony finished speaking, the voice of Captain America Steve rang out.

"...It was you who just blasted away the reporter, Stark. God, it's already at this time, why are you always so dishonest? The problems we are facing now are bad enough, and we must find a solution quickly The problem of not going down."

Steve's voice was whistling with the wind, and it sounded a little fuzzy, but this did not prevent Strange from feeling the captain's collapsed emotions.

Strange couldn't help but glanced at the two guys who kept turning overhead in surprise, and looked at Scott with puzzled eyes: They are still arguing at this hour?

Poor Scott Lang nodded hopelessly.

Strange was speechless for a moment.

"I don't, I don't! Anyway, I'm wearing armor, I don't care. It's not me who blows the cold wind and turns dizzy. All the attention? I am willing."

On the other hand, Tony pretended not to care and choked with Steve, because he was embarrassed and unhappy, so he didn't want Steve to be happy, so he continued to work hard in the direction of pissing off Steve.

"Really?" Steve laughed angrily, "Then you can do whatever you want. In those news reports, the people who were said to be 'courtship behavior', 'gay friend to boyfriend', 'sexual = orientation change' not me."

——Anyway, the whole world knows that Tony Stark is Iron Man, but few people know the true identity of the captain.

"........."

Tony was silent for a second, then blinked his big honey-colored eyes, and said sincerely with 12 words:

"Captain, I ask you to understand one thing - although you have American hips and big breasts, and although you are blond and blue-eyed, it fits my aesthetics when looking for a girl, but please believe me, I am really not a girl who likes A tough man on the bed."

Steve: "…………"

Avengers members present: "..."

We suspect you're molesting America's Sweetheart, but we have no proof.