Where is the magic virus?
Chapter 75 I'm Suffering
Strange, who had been busy resettling the residents of Asgard, finally finished his long and tedious work, and it was already late at night when he returned to Karma Taj.
The entire Karma Taj was quiet, and everyone was asleep. Strange walked to the library with tired steps, planning to find a spell book about "creating a different space" for reference, and the result was like this Unexpectedly, I ran into a sneaky figure in the library.
He looked very vigilantly, and found that Jason Todd was staring at the starkpad with a pen and paper in his earphones in the dark library... concentrating on watching Korean dramas.
Strange: "........."
Deeply aware that he had some kind of hallucination, or that he was transferred to a parallel world, the Supreme Mage with black threads hanging all over his head, the corners of his mouth twitched, he approached a little bit, blinked his sour eyes, and through Jason's shoulder, clearly He could clearly see the bloody scene being played out on the tablet.
[——In a high-end coffee shop in the afternoon, a middle-aged lady wearing silk clothes and a precious pearl necklace around her neck glared coldly at a young girl wearing a cheap skirt, then raised her chin and opened her mouth:
"Are you kidding? You are also worthy to be our Junhao's wife? I will never allow it!"]
Strange, without earphones, stared at the English subtitles at the bottom of the screen, his face turned blue and red, and it took a lot of effort not to laugh out loud.
【The lady took out a check from her bag and pushed it in front of the girl, "Here is a check for 500 million. With this money, I will receive news of your breakup within three days!"】
Strange: ...Hold on!If you laugh at this time, you won't see the follow-up development!
Faced with such a bloody plot, Jason, who was wearing headphones and enjoying the double torture of sound and picture, actually showed a thoughtful expression. He pressed the pause button and quickly recorded something in a notebook with a pen in his hand.
Then continue to watch the classic scenes in Korean dramas:
[The young girl raised her head with a stubborn face: "Auntie, you are insulting me! I didn't stay with Ouba for money!"
"Do you think I'll believe it? I've seen a lot of women from your background who want to climb high! If you don't eat a toast, you'll be punished!" The middle-aged lady was furious, and casually poured the coffee in front of her onto the young man. girl's face. 】
"……………………"
What kind of nouveau riche lady would be irritated like this, and be so rude in public!
After being critically attacked by the famous classic scene, Strange showed a gritty expression. He moved his fingers, and was stimulated by such a bloody plot, his hairs were straight down, and goose bumps appeared all over his arms.
On the other hand, Jason had a dismal expression on his face, but he still held the pen tenaciously and continued to write and draw in his notebook.
Strange didn't get any closer, but with a little magic, he saw what was being recorded in Jason's book.
I saw that on the top of this page was written [...possible situation five: being handed a check and asked to break up. 】
[Solution: Bring real estate certificate, degree certificate, motorcycle certificate, bank card (?)】
[Possible Situation [-]: Being Previkoya Drink]
【Solution: Bring an umbrella and a red hood. 】
"…………"
What a solution!Do you have to assume you'll be splashed with a drink? !
No, no, that is to say, poor Jason Todd endured the excitement of the bloody drama so late at night, just to sum up the plan, so that he can officially accompany Nassali to the Vicoa Empire to meet his in-laws! ?
Seeing the so-called "solution" in the last line, Strange, who couldn't help laughing until his face was twitching, couldn't help it anymore, burst out laughing, and then took a step forward and patted Jason on the shoulder.
".........!!"
The poor second-generation Robin jumped up swiftly and silently like a frightened black cat, grabbed the pen and paper on the table and stuffed them into his arms, pressed the screen on the tablet, and then stared round his eyes to see what was behind him. Supreme Mage:
"……When did you come back?"
"Not long ago." Strange tried his best not to raise the corners of his mouth too much, and pretended to be nonchalant and didn't see any clues, "...what are you doing here?"
"...Me? Because the conclusion of the Egyptian god is just looking up some relevant information, nothing special."
Jason's eyes wandered, he reached out to turn off the tablet, and rudely stuffed the notebook into the large pocket of his clothes.
Strange stared at the young man in front of him like a searchlight, his eyes were clear, and the corners of his mouth crazily raised:
"Is that so, I thought you and Nassari had already reached a consensus on this matter to go to the Vikoa Empire. I didn't expect you to still check the information on Earth?"
Strange looked at Jason teasingly: "I think that if you want to get familiar with the marriage interests and human customs of the Vicoa Empire as soon as possible, Nathali herself is the best choice. No matter what, it's better than being too nervous." Is it more reliable to choose these love TV drama scene references that do not even conform to the actual customs of the earth?"
Jason: "..." This person's character was indeed worse than imagined.
The two broke up unhappily.
Strange, who was still very tired, was refreshed by catching Jason's dark history on the spot, and spent the whole night laughing and looking up information in different dimensions.
And Jason, who watched the Korean TV series Gou Xue, was in a state of agitation all night. As a hidden planner and obsessive-compulsive disorder, he summed up the situations he might encounter when he went to the Vicoa Empire, and wrote at his desk. Three pages.
First of all, to go to the Vicoa Empire, you need to bring special gifts from the earth. According to Naseli's preferences... what the hell does this girl like Nassari like?Forget it, liquid calcium old cereals, high-end fruit baskets, handmade biscuits are more reliable.
The second is how should Nathalie's parents be called after the past?Should I bring a Vikoa translator?Or should I learn a few words of Vicoa on my own first?Is Mr. Strange going with us?Is it really okay to call that bad-natured mage to translate? !
In addition, there are also very troublesome issues such as applying for a landing visa for the Vicoa Empire, reviewing weapons, and interstellar citizen health checks. Jason always feels that it is absolutely impossible for this girl, Nathalie, to give priority to them through the back door. of.
Perhaps because this was the first time Jason had ever left Earth and traveled to another galaxy in a spaceship, he acted like a primary school student on his first class spring outing, staying up all night nervously Preparations for this interstellar trip.
At dawn the next day, Jason, with thick dark circles under his eyes, took out a 2-word "Preparations for the Vicoa Empire Tour" and handed it to Nathali with a visibly small expression. pride.
Miss Knight Commander took the stack of documents in surprise, flipped through them, and the expression on her face became more and more strange.
After holding back, Naseli still pointed to the first column in the schedule and asked in a low voice inexplicably:
"...Why do you want to prepare special products from the earth and bring them back to Planet Vicoa?"
"..." Jason's mouth twitched, and it took him a long time to explain slowly, "...as a gift to your parents and friends, is there any problem?"
"...Is there a problem?" Nathali blinked and became more confused, "Are you going to meet my parents?"
This time, Jason was stunned for a long time, first let out a short and unconscious hooting sound from his throat, then his face sank, lowered his voice, and questioned Nathalie holding back his anger :
"You're not going to take me to meet your parents?"
--what on earth do you want?After flirting, you start to deny your account, right? ?
"I never planned it that way." Obviously feeling that Jason was angry again, Nathali hesitated for a moment, but answered honestly, "I don't think it's necessary to see them?"
Jason: "..."
He took a few deep breaths, suppressed the sudden surge of heartache and sour emotions, and asked coldly, "Why is there no need to see them?"
——Did you think in your heart that there is no need to meet your parents with me, or did you decide from the beginning that your parents would never allow you to be with an alien?
Or in other words, this dead girl has never thought about the concept of marriage, and her mind is only full of reproduction?
"It's just... there is no need to see them."
The alien girl with blond hair and purple eyes quietly looked at the inexplicably sad Jason, frowned in distress and thought for a while, then comforted Jason:
"If you want to see them, I'll make an appointment with them in advance, okay?"
The atmosphere froze suddenly.
Hearing the soft comforting and thoughtless words from the girl beside him, Jason, who was sulking, turned his head suddenly, staring in surprise at Nathalie's expressionless and unusually calm face.
Seeing that Jason didn't seem to be sulking at last, Nathali raised the corners of her mouth, narrowed her eyes slightly, and said gently like a petting child:
"Don't be angry, I'm going to write the application report now, and if everything goes well, I can meet them the day after we arrive in Vicoya."
Jason: "..." What kind of nonsense is this girl talking about!
He rearranged what Natherie said just now in his brain expressionlessly, and unexpectedly came to an extremely absurd conclusion:
"Wait... What do you mean, we need you to write an application report so many days in advance when we go to meet your parents? You also need to apply to meet them?"
"Yes."
Nassali said as a matter of course, "After all, my father and mother are very busy at work, and their homes are far apart. If I want to see them when I go back, I'm afraid I need to make an itinerary very early."
Jason's whole body was devastated, speechless, and he stared dumbfounded at the alien knight captain in front of him:
"That is to say, you don't usually contact each other?"
Nathali nodded: "There is no need to contact."
"Each have their own jobs and residences? You don't live together?"
"I have been living in the Knights since I was born, and I have never lived with the two of them."
"According to the original plan, you didn't plan to meet your parents at all when you went back?" Jason's voice began to tremble inexplicably.
"They also don't know that I left Vikoa and came to Earth."
Nathali said calmly, and handed the milk in her hand to Jason, "Speaking of which, what exactly do you want to see them for? How long will it take? Will it take up the meal time? First draw up a basic plan so that I can tell them Apply for...Jason? What's wrong with you?"
The man in front of him suddenly collapsed in the direction of Natherie as if his whole body was weak, and the eyes of the knight captain suddenly widened, and she sat stiffly on the spot as if suddenly petrified by magic.
Jason was hanging on her body, and she didn't dare to move. She felt the moist and warm breath in her ears, and Jason's hoarse and speechless voice sounded slowly.
"God...what the hell am I worrying about these days?"
"……what are you saying?"
Being held immobile, Nathali asked inexplicably, she raised her head to see Jason's face.
"Don't move, don't move—"
Jason hugged Nathali tightly, buried his whole face into the back of the girl's neck, his hot cheeks and pinnae pressed tightly against Nathali's cold skin, mumbling and indistinctly saying with.
"Okay... well, this is ridiculous, I mean, you, if you're feeling bad, I can hug you like this."
"what?"
Hit by such sudden tenderness and kindness from her mate, Nathalie froze all over.
Being hugged by Jason like this, surrounded by familiar pheromones, she was both happy and puzzled.
I really don't understand why Jason always finds her uncomfortable?
"...Why do I feel uncomfortable? I don't feel uncomfortable now?"
Jason fell silent again.
He hugged Natherie quietly, and tightly wrapped his hands around the thin shoulders of Miss Knight Commander, as if he wanted to embed Natherie into his chest. The palm of his right hand was opened, and from Natherie's soft blond hair embedded.
After a while, Jason's self-defeating voice came from Natherie's ears.
"...Then you just think it's me who is suffering."
The author has something to say: Thank you for your support~ I feel like I’m on a roller coaster these days ==
Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who threw [Grenade]: 1 grapefruit;
Thanks to the little angels who voted [Mine]: Xiaobai, walking aphrodisiac 1;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
降谷零40瓶;小白30瓶;未名悠悠10瓶;倾星9瓶;吃货想减肥、里缚铎气5瓶;是琳子不是小琳子、辰星、沈涂栖1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ....,,
The entire Karma Taj was quiet, and everyone was asleep. Strange walked to the library with tired steps, planning to find a spell book about "creating a different space" for reference, and the result was like this Unexpectedly, I ran into a sneaky figure in the library.
He looked very vigilantly, and found that Jason Todd was staring at the starkpad with a pen and paper in his earphones in the dark library... concentrating on watching Korean dramas.
Strange: "........."
Deeply aware that he had some kind of hallucination, or that he was transferred to a parallel world, the Supreme Mage with black threads hanging all over his head, the corners of his mouth twitched, he approached a little bit, blinked his sour eyes, and through Jason's shoulder, clearly He could clearly see the bloody scene being played out on the tablet.
[——In a high-end coffee shop in the afternoon, a middle-aged lady wearing silk clothes and a precious pearl necklace around her neck glared coldly at a young girl wearing a cheap skirt, then raised her chin and opened her mouth:
"Are you kidding? You are also worthy to be our Junhao's wife? I will never allow it!"]
Strange, without earphones, stared at the English subtitles at the bottom of the screen, his face turned blue and red, and it took a lot of effort not to laugh out loud.
【The lady took out a check from her bag and pushed it in front of the girl, "Here is a check for 500 million. With this money, I will receive news of your breakup within three days!"】
Strange: ...Hold on!If you laugh at this time, you won't see the follow-up development!
Faced with such a bloody plot, Jason, who was wearing headphones and enjoying the double torture of sound and picture, actually showed a thoughtful expression. He pressed the pause button and quickly recorded something in a notebook with a pen in his hand.
Then continue to watch the classic scenes in Korean dramas:
[The young girl raised her head with a stubborn face: "Auntie, you are insulting me! I didn't stay with Ouba for money!"
"Do you think I'll believe it? I've seen a lot of women from your background who want to climb high! If you don't eat a toast, you'll be punished!" The middle-aged lady was furious, and casually poured the coffee in front of her onto the young man. girl's face. 】
"……………………"
What kind of nouveau riche lady would be irritated like this, and be so rude in public!
After being critically attacked by the famous classic scene, Strange showed a gritty expression. He moved his fingers, and was stimulated by such a bloody plot, his hairs were straight down, and goose bumps appeared all over his arms.
On the other hand, Jason had a dismal expression on his face, but he still held the pen tenaciously and continued to write and draw in his notebook.
Strange didn't get any closer, but with a little magic, he saw what was being recorded in Jason's book.
I saw that on the top of this page was written [...possible situation five: being handed a check and asked to break up. 】
[Solution: Bring real estate certificate, degree certificate, motorcycle certificate, bank card (?)】
[Possible Situation [-]: Being Previkoya Drink]
【Solution: Bring an umbrella and a red hood. 】
"…………"
What a solution!Do you have to assume you'll be splashed with a drink? !
No, no, that is to say, poor Jason Todd endured the excitement of the bloody drama so late at night, just to sum up the plan, so that he can officially accompany Nassali to the Vicoa Empire to meet his in-laws! ?
Seeing the so-called "solution" in the last line, Strange, who couldn't help laughing until his face was twitching, couldn't help it anymore, burst out laughing, and then took a step forward and patted Jason on the shoulder.
".........!!"
The poor second-generation Robin jumped up swiftly and silently like a frightened black cat, grabbed the pen and paper on the table and stuffed them into his arms, pressed the screen on the tablet, and then stared round his eyes to see what was behind him. Supreme Mage:
"……When did you come back?"
"Not long ago." Strange tried his best not to raise the corners of his mouth too much, and pretended to be nonchalant and didn't see any clues, "...what are you doing here?"
"...Me? Because the conclusion of the Egyptian god is just looking up some relevant information, nothing special."
Jason's eyes wandered, he reached out to turn off the tablet, and rudely stuffed the notebook into the large pocket of his clothes.
Strange stared at the young man in front of him like a searchlight, his eyes were clear, and the corners of his mouth crazily raised:
"Is that so, I thought you and Nassari had already reached a consensus on this matter to go to the Vikoa Empire. I didn't expect you to still check the information on Earth?"
Strange looked at Jason teasingly: "I think that if you want to get familiar with the marriage interests and human customs of the Vicoa Empire as soon as possible, Nathali herself is the best choice. No matter what, it's better than being too nervous." Is it more reliable to choose these love TV drama scene references that do not even conform to the actual customs of the earth?"
Jason: "..." This person's character was indeed worse than imagined.
The two broke up unhappily.
Strange, who was still very tired, was refreshed by catching Jason's dark history on the spot, and spent the whole night laughing and looking up information in different dimensions.
And Jason, who watched the Korean TV series Gou Xue, was in a state of agitation all night. As a hidden planner and obsessive-compulsive disorder, he summed up the situations he might encounter when he went to the Vicoa Empire, and wrote at his desk. Three pages.
First of all, to go to the Vicoa Empire, you need to bring special gifts from the earth. According to Naseli's preferences... what the hell does this girl like Nassari like?Forget it, liquid calcium old cereals, high-end fruit baskets, handmade biscuits are more reliable.
The second is how should Nathalie's parents be called after the past?Should I bring a Vikoa translator?Or should I learn a few words of Vicoa on my own first?Is Mr. Strange going with us?Is it really okay to call that bad-natured mage to translate? !
In addition, there are also very troublesome issues such as applying for a landing visa for the Vicoa Empire, reviewing weapons, and interstellar citizen health checks. Jason always feels that it is absolutely impossible for this girl, Nathalie, to give priority to them through the back door. of.
Perhaps because this was the first time Jason had ever left Earth and traveled to another galaxy in a spaceship, he acted like a primary school student on his first class spring outing, staying up all night nervously Preparations for this interstellar trip.
At dawn the next day, Jason, with thick dark circles under his eyes, took out a 2-word "Preparations for the Vicoa Empire Tour" and handed it to Nathali with a visibly small expression. pride.
Miss Knight Commander took the stack of documents in surprise, flipped through them, and the expression on her face became more and more strange.
After holding back, Naseli still pointed to the first column in the schedule and asked in a low voice inexplicably:
"...Why do you want to prepare special products from the earth and bring them back to Planet Vicoa?"
"..." Jason's mouth twitched, and it took him a long time to explain slowly, "...as a gift to your parents and friends, is there any problem?"
"...Is there a problem?" Nathali blinked and became more confused, "Are you going to meet my parents?"
This time, Jason was stunned for a long time, first let out a short and unconscious hooting sound from his throat, then his face sank, lowered his voice, and questioned Nathalie holding back his anger :
"You're not going to take me to meet your parents?"
--what on earth do you want?After flirting, you start to deny your account, right? ?
"I never planned it that way." Obviously feeling that Jason was angry again, Nathali hesitated for a moment, but answered honestly, "I don't think it's necessary to see them?"
Jason: "..."
He took a few deep breaths, suppressed the sudden surge of heartache and sour emotions, and asked coldly, "Why is there no need to see them?"
——Did you think in your heart that there is no need to meet your parents with me, or did you decide from the beginning that your parents would never allow you to be with an alien?
Or in other words, this dead girl has never thought about the concept of marriage, and her mind is only full of reproduction?
"It's just... there is no need to see them."
The alien girl with blond hair and purple eyes quietly looked at the inexplicably sad Jason, frowned in distress and thought for a while, then comforted Jason:
"If you want to see them, I'll make an appointment with them in advance, okay?"
The atmosphere froze suddenly.
Hearing the soft comforting and thoughtless words from the girl beside him, Jason, who was sulking, turned his head suddenly, staring in surprise at Nathalie's expressionless and unusually calm face.
Seeing that Jason didn't seem to be sulking at last, Nathali raised the corners of her mouth, narrowed her eyes slightly, and said gently like a petting child:
"Don't be angry, I'm going to write the application report now, and if everything goes well, I can meet them the day after we arrive in Vicoya."
Jason: "..." What kind of nonsense is this girl talking about!
He rearranged what Natherie said just now in his brain expressionlessly, and unexpectedly came to an extremely absurd conclusion:
"Wait... What do you mean, we need you to write an application report so many days in advance when we go to meet your parents? You also need to apply to meet them?"
"Yes."
Nassali said as a matter of course, "After all, my father and mother are very busy at work, and their homes are far apart. If I want to see them when I go back, I'm afraid I need to make an itinerary very early."
Jason's whole body was devastated, speechless, and he stared dumbfounded at the alien knight captain in front of him:
"That is to say, you don't usually contact each other?"
Nathali nodded: "There is no need to contact."
"Each have their own jobs and residences? You don't live together?"
"I have been living in the Knights since I was born, and I have never lived with the two of them."
"According to the original plan, you didn't plan to meet your parents at all when you went back?" Jason's voice began to tremble inexplicably.
"They also don't know that I left Vikoa and came to Earth."
Nathali said calmly, and handed the milk in her hand to Jason, "Speaking of which, what exactly do you want to see them for? How long will it take? Will it take up the meal time? First draw up a basic plan so that I can tell them Apply for...Jason? What's wrong with you?"
The man in front of him suddenly collapsed in the direction of Natherie as if his whole body was weak, and the eyes of the knight captain suddenly widened, and she sat stiffly on the spot as if suddenly petrified by magic.
Jason was hanging on her body, and she didn't dare to move. She felt the moist and warm breath in her ears, and Jason's hoarse and speechless voice sounded slowly.
"God...what the hell am I worrying about these days?"
"……what are you saying?"
Being held immobile, Nathali asked inexplicably, she raised her head to see Jason's face.
"Don't move, don't move—"
Jason hugged Nathali tightly, buried his whole face into the back of the girl's neck, his hot cheeks and pinnae pressed tightly against Nathali's cold skin, mumbling and indistinctly saying with.
"Okay... well, this is ridiculous, I mean, you, if you're feeling bad, I can hug you like this."
"what?"
Hit by such sudden tenderness and kindness from her mate, Nathalie froze all over.
Being hugged by Jason like this, surrounded by familiar pheromones, she was both happy and puzzled.
I really don't understand why Jason always finds her uncomfortable?
"...Why do I feel uncomfortable? I don't feel uncomfortable now?"
Jason fell silent again.
He hugged Natherie quietly, and tightly wrapped his hands around the thin shoulders of Miss Knight Commander, as if he wanted to embed Natherie into his chest. The palm of his right hand was opened, and from Natherie's soft blond hair embedded.
After a while, Jason's self-defeating voice came from Natherie's ears.
"...Then you just think it's me who is suffering."
The author has something to say: Thank you for your support~ I feel like I’m on a roller coaster these days ==
Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who threw [Grenade]: 1 grapefruit;
Thanks to the little angels who voted [Mine]: Xiaobai, walking aphrodisiac 1;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
降谷零40瓶;小白30瓶;未名悠悠10瓶;倾星9瓶;吃货想减肥、里缚铎气5瓶;是琳子不是小琳子、辰星、沈涂栖1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ....,,
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