Where is the magic virus?

Calling the elite HYDRA troops trained by Citrickle a figurine might seem a little harsh, but after seeing what Lang sees, anyone can't help agreeing with Tony.

The Hydra soldiers infected by the No. 72 virus are composed of countless Lego parts:

The head is a yellow plastic ball, and the facial features are drawn with a signature pen.

The black plastic hood feels like a shell is pasted on the yellow ball head, without a neck.

The whole body is covered with large and small red or black plastic squares, the eight-pack pattern is painted with paint, the red belt is real leather, but the belt buckle on it is also a small plastic part.

The palm is a round part with a slit in the middle that can be split and closed at any time, used to hold the small plastic toy gun in the hand.The two feet are also two round buns, and the shoes are two black leather cases.

The most important point is that after these soldiers were infected, the body proportions of the whole person showed a great deviation-the height is still the same height, the weight is still the same weight, that is, the whole person develops horizontally, and the head becomes extremely large, almost accounting for One-third of the body has been cut, and the legs have become thick and short, basically as long as the head. In short, it has become a life-like enlarged version of the LEGO Q-version soldier.

Then when they ran into the enemy attack, they turned into angry expressions for a second (it was still drawn with a signature pen), raised their short arms, and shouted "enemy attack! enemy attack" in a strange voice !”, while quickly taking out various weapons made of plastic parts from behind, and shooting at the Avengers.

The sound of ordinary bullet shooting is like this: biubiubiubiubiubiu~

□□The sound of shooting is like this: Ding Ding Ding Dong Dong, Ding Ding Ding Dong Dong~

Just a face-to-face meeting, Tony almost fell to the ground laughing when he saw the group of Lego dolls. He finally cheered up, and when he heard these two voices, he burst out laughing again.

"Be careful! Pay attention to avoid!"

Seeing the opponent's intensive firepower, Steve threw his shield in front of Tony, narrowly blocking the opposite bullet, just about to reprimand Tony.

...and found that his shield was dotted with pink plasticine dotted with black lines all over his head.

Steve: "…………???"

"Captain! Captain! Don't worry! I suddenly discovered that the weapons fired by these LEGO HYDRA are balls of plasticine and pistachios!"

Hawkeye hid in the corner, took a look at a "bullet" that bounced around him, couldn't help but spit out, and then hastily added.

Steve: "..."

I suddenly lost the idea of ​​fighting ==

Tony: ——hahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! !

"What to do guys, I suddenly don't want to beat these guys up."

Relying on his armor, he laughed wildly and asked the other Avengers in the interior with great interest:

"What do you guys think if we capture these guys back alive, how about we open a Lego-themed amusement park? Put all the Hydras in there, and you can play the Lego version of real-life CS. It doesn't matter if you can't beat it, and you can have a nut party with bullets." ..."

This sentence successfully led everyone in the internal channel astray, and there were bursts of laughter in the channel.

Thor: "...what is LEGO?"

Hulk: "Hulk wouldn't mind adding another collectible!"

Natasha & Clinton: "I (we) think this idea can be possible!"

Lang: "But they're hydra... Even Lego soldiers are hydra, even if their eight-pack abs are drawn, their whole body is made of plastic, and their expressions are stick figures drawn with a signature pen, Even if their bullets are playdough and pistachios... well, I guess that's a pretty good idea?"

Let’s not talk about whether anyone has really considered whether the Lego amusement park that accommodates Hydra can be profitable. In short, if you see it, you will make money. The anger that has been suffocated by Hydra’s conspiracy for so many years has disappeared today. Damn relieved.

"...Come on, Iron Man, we still need to get information from these populations."

Feeling that his team was becoming more and more difficult to lead, Steve wordlessly stopped the players from imagining in a mess, "Natheri, how many special effects drugs for the No. 72 virus did you bring?"

"24 bottles, the dose of each bottle can restore a patient to normal." Miss Knight Commander heard the strings and knew the elegance, and immediately reacted, "There is no problem in bringing these soldiers back to life."

"Very well, let's settle this quickly."

... and quickly use the special medicine brought by Nasserie to make these soldiers recover first, and then figure out the infection situation and other information here.

The high-spirited Steve made up his mind, shuttled through the hail of bullets (in plasticine and pistachios) with a very fast figure, jumped in front of this group of Lego soldiers, and blocked the attack with his shield. He greeted the plasticine and pistachios on his face, and then gave a heavy shield blow to the soldier in front of him!

Immediately afterwards, there was a crisp sound of "cracking", and the Lego soldier in front of Steve was shattered by Steve's shield, and all parts fell off.

In the midst of the flames of war, whether it was the Lego soldiers of Hydra or the gag superheroes, they suddenly fell silent as if they had seen a ghost, and everyone looked at Steve in unison.

...and the pile of LEGO parts in front of him.

Lego soldiers: "…………qwq"

The crowd: "…………………………… Captain."

Captain, what are you doing, what are you doing! !Why break a weak and helpless Lego toy! ?What's the difference between your behavior and running to someone's house as a guest and smashing the handicraft that his son had sprayed with great difficulty.

Steve suddenly fell into a daze. He glanced awkwardly at the remaining LEGO soldiers who had turned into frightened faces, and said dryly, "...Sorry, I'm not very proficient at beating Lego for the first time. I'll take it easy when I come down, don't be afraid."

Lego Hydra elites: "..."

The weak and helpless toys all took a step back, and even the Avengers looked at their beloved captain dumbfounded, as if they had swallowed five catties of Coptis chinensis and bitter gourd juice.

Listen, listen, is this still what people say? !

——I never thought you were such Captain America! ?

"Don't worry too much, Captain,"

Nathali's cold voice sounded from the inside line. Miss Knight Commander was clearly unmoved by the parts of the place, and still calmly comforted her, "After being infected with the No. 72 virus and becoming this form, even if the patient is broken into pieces The pieces won't die, as long as you put all the parts back together, you can return to your original self."

Audience: "........."

So it doesn't matter if you break Lego toys, as long as you smash these Lego soldiers repeatedly, break them again, and put them back together again during the virus infection period... people will be fine?

"Yes, nothing will happen, the patient will feel no pain."

Nathalie said something even more inappropriate than Steve: "It's just that it's subtler to see yourself scattered all over the ground."

Tony was eager to try: "Oh, so."

The infrared light kept scanning the group of cute Lego soldiers on the opposite side.

The trembling Lego soldiers: "..."

Seeing the Avengers appearing and surrounding them, they didn't say anything at once. The leading Lego captain took out a yellow-orange pistol from behind and threw it down to the ground, accompanied by a thick orange-yellow smoke. An indescribable stench immediately spread, enveloping the remaining Lego soldiers.

Under the cover of the yellow smoke, the professionally trained elite soldiers quickly returned to the underground base, and firmly closed the gate of the base, leaving a group of vicious Avengers standing awkwardly outside the base.

The Avengers couldn't stop them, so they took two steps forward, and the smell of choking noses went straight into the noses of Steve and Clinton who were close together. Clinton howled and cursed: "Which bastard did it?" What? Why mix canned herring and durian?"

Aren't you cheating your own people? !Aren't these poor teammates of yours the center of the bomb?

And the second the base gate was closed, countless messy weapons floated up layer by layer from the nearby trenches, and the only base gate on the surface of the entire underground base quickly sank toward the ground.

The chilly wind whizzed and blew, and a burst of autumn leaves swished by.

The avengers who were regarded as ghosts entering the village: "..."

"Because after turning into Lego form, they not only have no sense of pain, but also no sense of taste and smell." Nathali jumped off the battleship, holding two bottles of special effects medicine in her hand, and pointed to the scattered on the ground. LEGO parts: "...need a miracle cure for this person right now?"

"...No, uh, okay."

Steve tangled and helplessly covered his forehead, apologized again, and then forcibly cheered up, methodically arranged for Natasha to drive the battleship to cooperate with Hulk and Thor to forcibly destroy the base from above, as for the rest of the people to prepare Clean up the Lego parts on the ground as soon as possible, and then put the Lego soldiers back together.

"Take this Le, Gao, Shi, Bing, Zai, pretend, go back?!"

Tony ordered Friday to scan the parts broken by Steve. When he found that there were more than 100 pieces of these parts, he was speechless for a long time, and then wisely looked at Hulk and Thor who were violently attacking the landmark:

"...I think I'd better go and help Natasha."

After all, Tony wanted to take off with a serious face, but Steve stopped him in time: "No way! Tony, don't you think you are more needed here?"

"Let it go! God, let it go!"

Tony struggled aggrievedly, and looked at the parts all over the place with disdain: "Who gave you the illusion that I have free time to spend on building Lego?"

Clinton & Lang: "..." means we have a lot of free time, right?

"We need you more here," Steve repeated with a headache. "Your... uh, scanning system? I think it should help us quickly put together Lego... no, Hydra soldiers .”

Tony: "........."

"...Are you kidding, captain?" He asked hoarsely in disbelief, "You want me to use my scanning system worth hundreds of millions...to spell Lego?"

Clinton immediately became dissatisfied: "Think about it, Tin Can, this is not Lego in the ordinary sense, this is... uh, virus-infected Lego? Think about it, even I have to put down my beloved bow and arrow and sniper position to run Let’s play Lego, what else are you dissatisfied with?”

"Of course I'm not satisfied!" Tony said angrily, "Whoever breaks the Lego is responsible, I'm going to help Natasha and the others dismantle the base!"

After all, he cleverly avoided Steve's restraint, soared into the sky, and left immediately.

The culprit Steve: "..."

Okay, okay, I caused the trouble, I will solve it ==

But the question is, how do you spell Lego dolls?

Watching Tony go away, Steve, who has no talent in building Lego figures, bit the bullet and picked up the giant ball head of the Hydra soldier from the ground.

As if he realized that he was picked up by Captain America, the eyes that had turned into two "X"s on the ball's head opened and stared at Steve for a moment.

In the next second, the expression on the ball head of the Hydra soldier changed, the black peas blinked cutely, two very obvious blushes appeared on the cheeks, and the whole yellow ball suddenly It became cute.

Suddenly hit by the dog eyes of the ball head, the cute and weird Captain America said, "Okay...Idothisallday."

...Suddenly, I felt that the idea of ​​Tony's previous Lego playground was [-]%!

The author has something to say: No boy can resist the charm of Lego~

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