Where is the magic virus?

Thor is a pig!

The thing about the virus was exposed, not to mention the angry Strange and the other Avengers, even Spider-Man who got the news rushed back quickly.

Anxious Peter had no time to take care of his own scandal and his girlfriend's breakup, and said worriedly: Rather than exposing the Vicoya virus, it would be better for him to bear the scandal of Thor's true love.

"I really don't care," Peter sighed, patting his chest with a mature and responsible face,

"In fact, everyone doesn't know my real identity, and I don't plan to reveal it in the future, so there will be scandals about Spider-Man, and it won't affect anything. But Miss Uta is different. Once the virus is exposed The ghost knows how she will be held accountable! Can't I go back and tell everyone that the virus thing I just said is a lie?"

Sol, who was wronged, touched his nose resolutely: "...Don't worry, I'll think of another way."

Sol is very innocent. He was infected with a terrible virus by his brother just after he came to the earth. He was finally dragged into the medical device by Nathali. So he didn't understand at all how bad it is to expose the existence of many alien viruses on the earth in front of the whole world.

The media reporters are also very innocent. They were happy today and came to interview the superhero with a bellyful of gossip questions, but they didn't expect the other party to throw down a thunderbolt.

Just 1 minute ago, all the reporters wanted to squeeze in front of Saul and stuffed the microphone into his mouth. 1 minute later, after learning that this person had some kind of alien virus on him, all the reporters rushed to the front of the stage. The people screamed in horror again, and retreated completely in an instant, lest they get too close to Sol and be infected with the alien virus on him.

(Sol: "………==")

The melon eaters who watched the live broadcast were even more confused. They really happily bought a bunch of snacks to watch the live gossip, but the other party turned around and threw an alien virus infection. This is like a sweet love Wouldn't it be as bad as halfway through the show suddenly turning into Resident Evil?

Amidst the chaos and screams, the press conference on "Clarification of Superhero Emotional Issues" ended hastily, and S.H.I.E.L.D. immediately announced that it would hold a press conference on "Clarification of Alien Virus Infection Issues"—

... No journalists dared to come this time. For the sake of their own lives, everyone in entertainment gossip magazines ran away one after another, vowing never to get involved in such a serious topic.

Fury had no choice but to withstand the heavy pressure from the president and the United Nations, and forced all the mainstream media to shut down the microphones, temporarily interspersing the press conference on the "alien virus infection" = all mainstream TV stations, as a one-episode A special program was played temporarily to explain the virus and appease the public.

However, before the broadcast of this program, all netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet spontaneously discussed it on Twitter and forums.

This time, everyone seemed to have completely forgotten about the shocking gossip the day before, and instead heatedly discussed the alien virus infection that Sol mentioned.

The programmer buddy who worked overtime to expand the server again and again was about to write his resignation letter: "..."

After the mainstream media received the order, they all fell silent, and the self-media on the Internet became enthusiastically popular, with different opinions and open minds:

Some people have expressed concern about the so-called alien virus. They are very worried that this virus will have a bad effect on the earth. It's Asgard's conspiracy to make all humans on Earth fall in love with Thor (?) or something.

Some people are very interested in the alien virus Saul mentioned, even to the point of buying it with a lot of money (mostly men). They spontaneously call this virus the "heartbeat virus", thinking that as long as they are infected with this If there is a virus, all the women on the earth will fall in love with themselves, and they will naturally go to the pinnacle of life (...)

Some people, through the analysis of Thor's words and the strange behavior of the Avengers before, as if they were possessed by the famous detective Conan, through various magical clues, speculated that the alien virus on the earth may not be the only one, Consulting Detective Sherlock Holmes, who credited the analysis with great credit, said he would keep an eye out.

There are still a large number of people who are busy launching a series of topics on Twitter, Post Bar, and the website #展超英改店##向雷神宝购##向熊狼伦支持# and a series of topics. Because of the virus infection, I feel distressed for Chaoying, and I am working hard to restore Chaoying's reputation, and severely ordered those anti-Superying groups to respond to rumors and slander.

Nancy was the first to make a sincere apology to Thor. To express her apology and guilt, she transferred the website to another diehard Thor fan, so that the website can continue to operate and benefit more people.

(Peter looked at the topic of #应象熊林# and silently gave a thumbs up)

As the popularity of these topics gradually increased, many people who eat melons and ordinary people gradually joined the fans who initiated the topic, sincerely apologized to Chaoying, and expressed their distress for what happened to them.

The anti-Superhero group that had been slapped in the face lurked silently again.

The reputation of the superheroes improved at an extremely fast speed, and the pressure on Nasserie became heavier at an extremely fast speed. After Saul told about the virus, Nasserie's position and actions suddenly became embarrassing .

Knowing the truth, no matter how reasonable you are, in the face of an alien knight commander with extremely high force value, who can beat Thor and beat Kryptonians (to be discussed), S.H.I.E.L.D. , and in view of the particularity of Naseli's mission to Earth, it is impossible for her to stay on Earth for a long time.

The government was very annoyed at the loss of the virus by the Vicoa Empire. They hoped that Nathali would collect these viruses as soon as possible, so as not to harm the people on the earth, but also said that these viruses that were obtained by the earth could not be so easily The land was returned to Natherie, and he also severely condemned SHIELD and the Avengers for their unreported behavior.

In short, being so bullied by the boss and the military, whether it is the Avengers or Fury, is very annoying...

Strange and Jason, who were already defending their shortcomings, sneered even more: "In other words, after the White House severely condemned Vikoya's actions, they ordered Nathali to collect all the viruses as soon as possible? Waiting for her to work hard After all the hard work, you will definitely have to find all kinds of excuses to leave all the viruses in Naserie's hands in the United States, and it is best to develop something different, is that what you mean?"

It was rare for Hill to feel a little guilty. She nodded her head: "...This matter needs to be answered by Miss Uta herself."

"Do you have the ability to slander the Vikya Empire in front of Naseli?"

Jason smiled wickedly, turned his head and went back to Karma Taj to feed the cat.

Nathali has no way to respond to these things at present, because the virus has been exposed on the earth, and she has to start writing endless reports on the Vicoa Empire. Not only that, but she also has to find time to report to Vico The Sub-Empire applied to send Loki back to the Vicoa Empire for trial. Just being busy with these things was enough for her to stay up all night without sleep for several days.

The high-level executives and S.H.I.E.L.D. who learned most of the truth were very nervous. The people who learned a small part of the truth were very happy. The smart people who learned a small part of the truth but peeked at the leopard were very worried. The super villain with the virus in his hand They are very...

Others don't know, anyway, Red Skull is quite irritable.

...What about the Vicoya high-risk virus that was promised?What about the virus that was said to destroy the world?Did Captain America regret it if he killed Chaoying?

I have spent so much money and expended so much experience, so I wonder if these Vicoya viruses will work!

So, in order to find out the specific urine nature of these viruses, the aggrieved and anxious Red Skull watched the program "Science of Alien Viruses" produced by S.H.I.E.L.D. (...)

... Sure enough, he was the first one to choose before, and the bastard virus used to kill Captain America and Iron Man in the experiment was used as a popular science sacrifice.

Red Skull: "........."

Damn, I don't want to talk.

Is there anything worse than a conspiracy that you have carefully planned and finally killed by the other party?Yes, that is, I thought I had concocted a terrifying conspiracy with all my heart, but in the end it made the other party laugh like a sand sculpture...

After watching the beginning of a few minutes, I saw that the only effect of the so-called love&peace virus is to stop Iron Man and Captain America from quarreling... The Red Skull angrily kicked the TV over the TV, ready to log in Interstellar dark net, go talk to those unscrupulous interstellar pirates, and give their Taobao store a bad review!

The bad-hearted Fury doesn't know who he asked to make this popular science program. It is obviously a very serious and serious description of the infection method and specific symptoms of alien viruses. It was abruptly made into a funny program by S.H.I.E.L.D.:

For a while, Captain America and Iron Man went to the sky again, for a while, Loki's head turned into a light bulb, and for a while, it was Thor's unbelievable behavior after being infected... plus the voice of the post-dubbing , just like a mentally handicapped variety show.

Both Hill and Coulson felt that Fury did this on purpose to appease the American people and stabilize people's hearts, but only Fury knew that he was seriously asking the director to edit the film carefully and make a professional and dignified film. Popular science films about viruses, but they can't stand the Vicoa virus that can be broadcast...all so amazing ==

In short, no matter how serious it is, as soon as the Vicoa virus appears on the stage, the style of the whole show will immediately change...

It was also a few minutes after the show aired that hospitals of all sizes, cities and districts in every state in the United States received countless consultation and emergency calls.

"—Crooked? XX hospital? I suspect that my boyfriend is infected with an alien virus!... What? I don't know what kind of virus! Anyway, my boyfriend dumped me for no reason yesterday. His face is not as good as my woman! I suspect that he must have been infected by an alien virus in his brain, so he suddenly stopped loving me! Hey, hey, hey? I'm serious! Don't hang up!"

"—Crooked? Is it the XX clinic? Come and save me! I suspect that I have been infected with an alien virus these days... Ah, I don't know the name of this virus, but in the past few days, I f**k Gained ten catties in a row! Ten catties! I suspect that there must be an alien virus at work, I just drank a few cups of milk tea and ate a few burgers... Yes, yes, the alien virus is responsible for my weight !"

"—Crooked? Doctor XX? I feel like I'm hopeless... I just watched a popular science program on TV, and I finally understand why I'm in such a miserable situation. The star virus is infected! It is because of the infection that my bank card has no money for no reason, and I can’t get up in the morning for no reason, and I can’t sleep at night for no reason. The virus makes me play games every day. The virus makes me not want to go out every day, and the virus makes me have pimples on my face, do you really think about treating me—wrong? Wrong? Doctor, why did you hang up the phone..."

——In short, in these few months, my man doesn’t love me anymore/I’m getting fat/I’m out of money/I’m getting ugly, it’s definitely not my fault, it’s all caused by a damned alien virus !

The author has something to say: Yes, that’s right, my procrastination is also due to being infected by the Vicoa virus... You believe me_(:з」∠)_New URL:..:, URL, m..,,