Where is the magic virus?

When Thor woke up, he found himself soaking in a viscous pale pink liquid.

Subconsciously opened his eyes and wanted to speak, but spit out a long string of bubbles. Sol was very confused and found that he could breathe and move without hindrance in this pale pink water.

...Wait, why did I soak myself in the water?

Consciousness gradually returned, Sol couldn't help but struggled in the water and wanted to run out, but after swimming a little upstream, he suddenly felt an abnormality in his legs.

Looking down, I saw that the position of my legs was replaced by a huge, shiny, pale pink fish tail.

Thor who suddenly found himself turned into a mermaid: "..."

What happened?

Didn't he lead the people of Asgard to the earth and prepare to build a new home?Didn't he and Loki just reconcile and prepare brothers to manage Asgard together?Didn't he just come back to Earth and have a good chat with his good brother Captain and Iron Man?

...Why did he wake up in the blink of an eye and somehow have an extra fish tail?

Thor thought about it, no matter how he recalled it, he could only remember that he had just come to the earth, met the captain and Iron Man, and chatted for a while... After that, he completely lost all his memories until he woke up again and became Made a pink and tender mermaid ==

No matter how hard he thought, he couldn't find the answer, so Lei Shen simply didn't think too much, he decided to escape from the pink water first, and observe the situation before talking.

Who knew that just as he was about to make a move, a familiar voice came from nowhere, it was the unique hoarse and gentle tone that belonged to the black widow Natasha.

She said, "Stay here for now, Saul, we're treating you."

Sol's eyes widened, he opened his mouth and spit out a long string of bubbles, dancing with his hands and feet.

If it wasn't for being unable to speak in the water, the inexplicable Saul really wanted to catch Natasha and ask for clarification, but for now, he can only flick his pink fish tail, trying to gesture to Natasha as the Avenger The common gestures they used in battle, asking themselves what happened to them.

"You still remember the gestures we made when we fought, and I'm very touched by that," Natasha's voice seemed to sigh, "But you still can't come out, because you're infected with a strange virus from the Vicoa Empire , is being treated by the medical device of the Vicoa Empire."

Sol: "???"

What, what, ghost? ?

His eyes widened, "impossible", "I'm not" and "I didn't" were written all over his face, and he spit out a long series of bubbles, and then he felt a burst of pain coming from his whole body, especially his legs. pain.

"Be patient, change the medicine for the last time, and you can get rid of the last fish tail, and then recover out of the pool." Natasha's voice echoed in Sol's ears leisurely.

I saw that the pink medicinal liquid in the pool was gradually being washed in by another transparent medicinal liquid, and the pink medicinal liquid was slowly pushed out. With the disappearance of the pink medicinal liquid, Sol's The mermaid tail also slowly disappeared, turning into normal humanoid legs.

——After bringing the unconscious Sol back to the temporary clinic, Nassali spent half the night assembling the diagnosis and treatment device, prepared the liquid medicine, and then threw Sol into the medicine pool of the diagnosis and treatment device.

This diagnostic instrument can reveal all the pathologies of the Stephanie Meyer virus in a short period of time, and then remove them one by one, so after Saul was thrown in, Natasha and Clinton were lucky enough to see Cinderella Saul, Rapunzel Saul, Crescent Gege Saul, Snow White Saul, Little Red Riding Hood Saul, Yilianyoumeng Saul, Susihua Saul... and the last mermaid Saul.

Clinton laughed heartily and relieved all night, watching Saul laugh wildly while taking pictures, and finally dislocated his jaw when a white belly floated in the sky (...), and was rushed to the hospital.

On this side, after recovering from the severe pain, before Sol had time to take a breath, he was restrained by a huge force from behind, and he was quickly lifted out of the medicine pool, and then stood on Na In front of Tasha and Natherie.

Nathali skillfully turned off the medical device, and nodded to Saul who had recovered.

Natasha calmly handed the towel and change of clothes to Sol: "Go and change your armor, you don't have much time left."

Sol was stunned, silent for a moment, and finally couldn't help but say: "...So, what happened to me? Also, what does it mean that there is not much time left for me?"

"It's too late to explain," Natasha smiled slightly, "In short, you should be fully armed now, we are going back to the Avengers headquarters to attend a press conference, you are the protagonist of this conference, you can't be late. "

Saul: "...Wait, why go to the press conference in full gear?"

So, what is the situation, at least someone will explain it clearly!What the hell is a press conference!

Natasha smiled: "Prevent being beaten too badly."

Avengers headquarters.

Just yesterday, due to the genius of S.H.I.E.L.D., most of the people who eat melons have been convinced that the "Avengers" who made a big fuss about the New York Marriage Registry were faked by some troublesome COS group member, The former sister of Thor, Nancy, stood up angrily.

Sometimes it’s just a matter of a moment before a fan turns black. The former Thor fan Nancy, after experiencing great joy, sorrow and too much shock yesterday, is delighted to hear and see... the fan of Thor turned black.

Sometimes, the fighting power of an iron fan after turning black is really more terrifying than the sum of 1 sailors and passer-bys. Relying on her influence in the fan circle in the past, Nancy angrily made several clips overnight The video was posted on the Internet to prove that the people who rioted at the marriage registry yesterday are the real Avengers.

Speaking of it, there are actually quite a few people who questioned this matter, at least the people from the anti-Superherd group did not give up at all, and firmly believed that these troublemakers were the real avengers.There are different opinions on the Internet, and there are many gossips, but the vast majority of people with online IQs will still choose to believe in superheroes.

But the bad thing is that as soon as Nancy's edited video was posted on the Internet, within half an hour, it was discovered by the technical specialists of SHIELD.

Since this video was shot by Nancy herself, it just happened to record the whole process of "Sol from the COS team holding Spider-Man from the COS team jumping out of the Avengers headquarters and running to the marriage registration office". Hammer, so the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents simply... deleted Nancy's video.

This time, it was truly poking a hornet's nest.

Netizens who were skeptical when they saw the video was blocked took it for granted that it was a sign of superheroes' guilt. The reasonable party aggressively questioned the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D., saying with certainty that yesterday's COS group was actually the real Avengers.

Netizens suddenly fell into a huge schizophrenia.

On the one hand, they were indeed members of the COS group who watched the "genuine Spider-Man" fight violently with their own eyes, and then sent them all into the bureau-it doesn't make sense that the original Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man would be replaced by Spider-Man Beat it!And obviously the words and deeds of the Avengers are very unreasonable.

On the other hand, the deleted video of Nancy was saved locally by many netizens. Everyone worked together to spread Nancy’s video to the outside world, deleting it once and posting it once, deleting it twice and posting it ten times. Let these videos become popular content on the homepage - they watched these videos and found that the Thor and Spider-Man of the COS group really jumped out of the Avengers headquarters, no matter how they thought about it, they felt that they were the real Spider-Man And Thor.

In this chaotic situation, Steve and Tony, who had just woken up and wanted to kill their own a few hours ago, had to cheer up and hold a press conference under the arrangement of S.H.I.E.L.D. Just to clarify.

But before clarifying their innocence to reporters and the people of the country, they must first clarify their innocence to more important people.

Steve was haggard all over, and his face was still bruised and purple from the beatings by Nathali and Tony. At this moment, he was holding the phone tightly, explaining to Peggy on the other end of the phone:

"It's not what you think! The relationship between Sol and I is just a simple comrade-in-arms relationship. My God, Peggy, are you still watching the recording before the marriage registration office? Turn it off! It's all a misunderstanding!"

"Ah, is it all a misunderstanding?" Agent Carter, who is old but still has a heart of gossip, said sharply, "I don't think so, don't tell me lies about the COS group, I'm looking at you What do you look like in uniform, don't I recognize you?"

She seemed to be very concerned about Steve's love life, jokingly said:

"Are you sure it's Thor? You really like him enough... I think he seems to be on two boats. He only knows how to protect Spider-Man in front of you, but he knows how to protect Spider-Man in front of the police." You, such a man seems unreliable. I originally hoped that you would marry a normal girl and have a family, and it would be best if I could see your child born... But looking at the current situation, you are with Thor If so, will you have no children?"

Steve: "……………"

I really killed myself.

#Being misunderstood by the goddess of first love and becoming a homosexual who stalks his comrades so hard, how can I explain it!Waiting online, very urgent! #

Lang hid in his room and kept calling his ex-wife:

"Crooked? It's me—no, no, no, don't hang up, Maggie! No, no, I didn't come out! I didn't come out in public! My gender is male to female, I'm really not a cheating marriage...Maggie, you believe it I--"

"Clap" sounded.

The phone hangs up.

When Lang called again, it showed that the other party had blocked his number.

Lang: "..." So why did I have so much sympathy back then, I wanted to take care of that bastard Thor!Maggie, you trust me QAQ

#When I was discussing the custody of my daughter with my ex-wife, I was suddenly suspected of being a fraudulent marriage and a bad homosexual. How can I explain it!Waiting online, very urgent! #

Compared to the three hard-working comrades, Tony Stark was calling Happy with a deadpan face, telling him to cancel his date with the Motto Girl of the Month in two days.

He gritted his teeth and said to Happy on the other end of the phone: "This week... no, it's this month, no, I won't attend any parties or date any women for the next six months, understand?"

Happy on the other end of the phone was silent for a few seconds, and murmured in a terrified tone: "Is it possible...Boss, are you really in love with Thor? Is it true what is said in the video and news?"

Tony fell into deep thought: "...I suddenly changed my mind, you go and arrange all the models for this week's fashion show, I will hold a party in Marbury this weekend, remember to invite me to meet you before Got that blond girl from here?"

Happy was taken aback, and suddenly became even more sad. He couldn't help feeling sorry for his boss: "Oh my God, boss, have you been so heartbroken by that damn Thor? I knew it , I knew that there is no good person in Asgard, the goddamn Thor actually stepped on N boats, boss, you—"

"--Snapped."

The phone hangs up.

No appointment, no appointment, anyway, in your impression, your boss is entangled with Raytheon, right? ...I really want to fire this dog man.

Tony threw away the phone with a cold face, and turned his head to meet Pepper, who had a black face and a terrifying expression.

"—Tony Stark!"

When Pepper shouted Tony's name angrily, Iron Man subconsciously raised his hand and surrendered: "It's not me, I don't, don't talk nonsense!"

"You still said it wasn't you!" Little Pepper was so angry that his hair stood on end, "Do you think I'm blind and can't see that the armor worn by the so-called Iron Man of the COS group is the one you newly developed? Not to mention that Rhodes took away a set of his own armor before!"

Tony didn't change his face and his heart beat: "I think it's probably because you continued to work and your eyes were in a trance, which caused you to unconsciously recognize the wrong person when you watched the video. I will ask Friday to make an appointment for you to see a doctor. What do you think? How about it?"

Pepper: "..."

For a moment, Little Pepper was so shocked by Tony's shamelessness that he changed his three views that he couldn't speak. He could only point his trembling fingers at Tony, imagining that he would beat up this dog man from the corridor to the living room. Then from the beautiful scene of hitting the toilet from the living room, I took a deep breath for a long time before I calmed down.

"So, you're serious about Thor, right? You're all bullying Spider-Man for Thor? Is that true?"

Pei Bo pursed her lips and asked with difficulty.

Tony gave up on himself and forced his respect: "...Listen to me, those people are really from the COS group! It's really not me! If you don't believe me, ask the captain, ask Ant-Man, ask Spider-Man, damn it, if marriage The person at the registration office is really me, why should I hold a press conference to clarify?"

Pei Bo was expressionless: "I also held a press conference to conceal your Iron Man identity before."

"Okay..." Tony was at a loss for words for a while, so he had to admit it, and explained to Pepper honestly: "Actually, I really have nothing to do with Sol. My virus..."

With questioning eyes, Tony bit the bullet and told Pepper all the fantasies about the virus infection.

"Oh, so it turns out that there is a virus called Stephanie Mayer." Pepper smiled and nodded repeatedly, with veins popping out on his forehead, obviously thinking that Tony was lying, "It's really embarrassing for you to know that Stephanie Mayer Er, why didn't you say that you were infected by the "Fifty Shades of Grey" virus!?"

Tony: "..."

#credit value bankruptcy caused my assistants and bodyguards to misunderstand that I am gay, how can I explain it!Waiting online, very urgent! #

"Tony didn't lie this time, ma'am."

After finally finishing the phone call, Steve and Lang came out of their respective rooms. Although they could not explain clearly to their first love/ex-wife, they still decided to help Iron Man explain clearly in a very brotherly manner.

……Brothers!

Tony glanced at the captain and Ant-Man, then turned to Pepper and said, "If you don't believe me, you can't even believe the captain's words, right?"

Pepper hesitated and didn't speak, his eyes wandered between several superheroes.

It was also at this time that Spider-Man Peter came out of the bathroom like a ghost.

I don't know if it's because of the lack of face to meet people. After taking a shower, Peter, who was still wearing the Spider-Man uniform, hunched over, as if carrying the weight of a world, and swam past several people without saying a word.

The gazes of several people all focused on Peter.

Always polite, he completely ignored Pepper and the other three superheroes, until Tony called him to stop him, and he stopped slowly.

"It just so happens that Spider-Man is here too." Tony looked at Pepper plausibly: "If you have any doubts, you can ask him."

Pepper frowned, coughed dryly, tried to keep his voice as soft as possible, and looked at the young Spider-Man gently:

"Hello, Spider-Man, remember me? I'm Pepper Potts."

Peter said weakly, "...Hi Miss Potts, long time no see."

"Long time no see." Pepper smiled friendly at Peter, glanced at the bath tool in Spiderman's hand, and asked tentatively, "Are you preparing for the press conference in half an hour? So Have you cleaned and changed your uniform already?"

Peter, faintly: "...No, I soaked all night."

Captain & Tony & Lang: "???"

Pepper: "...you spent the whole night? Uh, why?"

Peter, who was extremely stiff, creaked his head up, and let out a miserable smile:

"...Maybe it's to clean up my unbearable past."

Avengers: "..."

Pepper: "..."

"wait wait wait--"

Her heart was melted by Spiderman's bleak laugh, and the sense of justice in Pepper's heart was almost bursting out. She raised her brows, looked warily at Tony and the other two Avengers, and stepped forward to pull him away. Live Peter, "... Excuse me, what do you mean, the unbearable past?"

...Oh my God, what did Tony and the others do to the kid Spider-Man!

Recalling what he and Sol did a day ago, the words and deeds of the blind little white flower, the endless love words, and Gwen who made countless phone calls and broke up with him, Peter couldn't help feeling sad. From there, with a wow, she broke free from Pei Bo's hand, and ran away crying.

ran away crying.

run away...

Steve held out Er Kang's hand.

Tony showed Erkang's face.

Lang spoke Erkang's lines.

The three of them said in unison: "...No! This is really a misunderstanding!"

Pepper: "..."

I'm afraid I'm not going to call the police.

The author has something to say: I'm sorry, I'm a little late today_(:з」∠)_I'm very sorry,