Where is the magic virus?

Nathali and Jason had just walked to the door of the temporary clinic when they bumped into Captain America and Iron Man who broke through the door.

"Natheri, you came just in time."

Steve hastily called Miss Knight Commander to stop, "Well... I would like to ask you, can you help me use the locator to locate Sol's position?"

Nathali caught off guard: "...what?"

As soon as the words fell, Ant-Man also ran out of the clinic, and his eyes lit up when he saw Miss Knight Commander: "Miss Uta! Miss Uta! Thank God you finally came back! Is there really nothing wrong with the baldness diagnosis and treatment device? May I ask you to help me now?"

Nathali with a confused face: "...Huh?"

Almost at the same second, the voices of Captain America and Ant-Man sounded back and forth at the same time:

Steve: "Saul looks like he's getting sick again! We're guessing he's just had an affair with Spider-Man and now they've eloped, we need to find Thor ASAP!"

Lang: "Natasha can't let Loki's face be pinched like this anymore! Miss Nathalie, you should go and see the baldness diagnosis and treatment instrument. Although he is annoying, you can't let Loki change his face casually." ah!"

Nathali: "...Wait a minute, are you talking about two things?"

Captain America and Ant-Man looked at each other for a second, and then the voice sounded at the same time:

Steve: "True, but Thor's disappearance is more important—"

Lang: "Indeed, but Natasha's pinched face is too blind—"

"……………………"

Nathali's good mood, which was excited when she saw Jason, disappeared immediately. She froze, dazed, and looked back and forth at the three superheroes present in disbelief, nah nah:

"...I left for an hour and a half?"

Nathali felt that if she remembered correctly, everything was quite normal when she left an hour and a half ago?

Tony Stark, who was always making troubles, coughed dryly: "...Anyway, go get your interstellar locator and that damn virus file now, and find Saul first."

—let Loki's damned hopeless head just sit in the processor!Anyway, with the instrument, he won't die.

But if Saul and Peter said something in front of the entire New York citizen, Nima's Avengers would never be able to live in peace again!Ma Dan, he managed to suppress the news that Iron Man Captain America both came out of the closet, please don't come again!

Lang: "...but Loki's face?"

"Is Loki's face more important than the Avengers' face?" Tony interrupted Lang with a headache, announcing the news he just got from Friday:

"Just now, do you know where the two bastards Thor and Spiderman went?"

Several men present looked at Iron Man with confused eyes with Natherie.

Tony looked hopeless: "They ran to the marriage registration office in Manhattan in front of fans and S.H.I.E.L.D. agents..."

Audience: "…………………"

--Set off!The Avengers Assemble! !What is Loki's face!Go now and bring these two bastards back immediately! ! !

Nathalie and Jason were inexplicably taken into the car, forced to sit next to Tony and Steve, and reluctantly watched a Shakespearean play starring Thor and Spider-Man Peter Parker.

In the surveillance video, Spider-Man, who thought he had escaped a catastrophe, happily walked outside the isolation room, and looked at Sol two by two.

Note that Peter is still a normal kid at this time. He exchanged pleasantries with Saul, and then found that Saul was in a bad mood.

Because Peter himself did not have the authority to open the isolation room, so... the kind little spider simply found a bench, sat by the isolation room, and talked with Sol.

(Watch the video of Tony clutching his forehead speechlessly.)

Then, through the thick glass of the isolation room, face to face, back to back, the two chatted from poetry to philosophy of life, looked at the French windows in the distance, watched the sun, the traffic, and the buildings. It got better and better, and after talking for about ten minutes, the eyes of these two people started to look wrong.

Saul stared at Peter lingeringly with a look that was more affectionate than looking at his ex-girlfriend, and said softly, "...why?"

Shrouded by such fiery eyes, Peter, who was still wearing a Spider-Man uniform, lowered his head shyly, and kept pointing his fingers at his chest: "Wh, what why..."

Saul couldn't help but put his unshaven face against the glass, got closer to Peter as much as possible, and chanted in a nasty tone:

"...This is me questioning fate, this is me questioning Odin, this is my heart. Why did I live for a thousand years before I was able to meet the person I was destined for? Fate is so cruel to me, Let me not be able to find my original throbbing until today!"

(Seeing that Tony's fingers are about to move, he wants to turn off the video.)

"The first... throbbing?"

Spider-Man's small body trembled visibly to the naked eye. He was stunned, and asked in a crying voice: "...you, you found her who was destined for you? That's really too bad... No, I mean, that's great, the person you are destined to save the entire universe in the previous life, so you can fall in love with him in this life, right?"

(Steve turns a little blue.)

"Well..." Thor smiled mysteriously, continued to look at Spider-Man affectionately, and then said in a low and hoarse voice, "He is just an ordinary human being without any divine power. He has never saved the universe in his previous life, and he has no Gong Gong, he is just a weak, innocent little idiot who likes to be brave, and he is still very confused, so he lost his way and walked into my heart."

Spider-Man leaned close to the glass in a daze, and let out a short exclamation.

"...Don't you understand yet?"

Sol smiled charmingly, and through the glass, he put his palm together with Spiderman's palm, "The little idiot who approached my heart is you."

It's you who approach my heart, little idiot.

It's you, little idiot.

Silly goose.

The Avengers watching the recorded video: "…………………………… What did we do wrong to be forced to watch this recording?"

When I saw this video, I suddenly felt that I didn't want to live anymore.

Jason looked at the video with shocked eyes, his face turned green, as if his three views had been refreshed... What the hell are the Avengers who are as famous as the Justice League, all of them have such virtues?What the hell did Bruce and Superman do to lose to these people?

"It's affected by the virus."

Nathali looked at Jason and explained softly, "There is no way to prevent the energy wave and atmosphere from Mr. Saul from being infected in the isolation room. If you stick so close like Spiderman, there is a certain chance that Mr. Saul will be infected." The surrounding 'atmosphere' is contagious."

Tony was speechless: "...Natheri, it's too late to explain now."

"Where did she get the time to explain?" Jason choked, "You'll ask her to deal with Sol for a while, and Loki for a while, and she still has to write a report and retake the sixth grade. Where is the extra time to explain?"

"Sorry... are you?"

Tony seemed to have discovered that there was a strange young man in the car. He pretended not to notice the intimate relationship between Nathali and this young man, and looked at Jason in surprise.

"It's really strange, why is there a stranger with complete facial features in the car?"

"He's Todd, he's my courtship object." Nathali took a step ahead and blocked the terrible and naive dispute between the two people in time, "He's here to assist me with my work, and now Suo Mr. Er's matter is more important."

"..." Jason swallowed the words he blurted out, and decided to put up with Tony Stark this time for Natherie's sake.

Tony was silent for a moment, then turned his head and continued to watch the video.

After a few seconds, he still turned his head and looked at Nathali in disbelief: "...you are also infected with Stephanie Meyer Syndrome, right?"

If Miss Knight Commander hadn't been infected by some strange virus, why did Tony Stark, an attractive man, not pursue him before, instead of chasing a boy with no hair at all?

Nathalie: "...what?"

Jason: "...Hello."

Avengers: "...you've had enough of Tony."

After a brief awkward chat, everyone turned their attention to the screen again.

At this time, Saul and Peter had already completed the process of confessing to each other shyly, and began to reject each other painfully.

Steve: "...Wait, since they have just confessed their feelings under the influence of the virus, why are they painfully rejecting it now?"

According to the logic of Captain America, even if Peter was infected by Saul's love brain virus atmosphere, at most he would interact with each other through the glass, why did he make such painful rejections like this, and finally ran away inexplicably? To the New York Registry of Marriages!

Before Steve could finish his sentence, on the video, Spider-Man suddenly jumped up from the bench, with his hands folded around his chest, looking lonely, weak and helpless, and said sadly:

"O Sol, my beloved Sol, fate has been so good to you and so cruel to me—I pour my love for you in my blood, in my heart, Infused into every strand of my emotion, every thought! It once made me invincible, supported me step by step to become your God Empress, made me a reserve member of the Avengers, and stood by your side..."

(Tony turns his head to look at Steve: "Did you turn off Spider-Man? What do you think?")

"But when I really stand by your side and gain your love, countless conflicts and obstacles always haunt me! You, you, you are the God King of Asgard ah!"

He sobbed, muttering to himself like a little white flower: "By your side, there is Captain America who almost represents the belief of the entire country, Iron Man who is the richest man in the United States, Ant-Man who travels through multiple dimensions, and the cold and shrewd Eagle. Eyes... and the Hulk who is always by your side... No one is not looking forward to your nostalgia, no one escapes your charm! They are so good, how can you fall in love with me... ..."

(Steve nods deadpan. "Oh, let's go.")

"They're nice, each of them is nice, but they're not you!"

Sol stretched out Erkang's hand, made a shouting state, and pressed his chest with heartache: "They can't be nice to me, because I only have you in my heart! Whether it's eating fried chicken or sleeping, whether it's with Hulk To fight or to fight Loki, my heart is all about you—you, you, you, and only you!"

(Lang: ...Friday is really versatile. Why did you divide the surveillance video of these two people's painful quarrel into a romance drama from so many angles! I'm almost blind!)

"But, but they will blame me." Spider-Man sobbed, whimpering, his tone was panicked and helpless, "But... Sol, I'm so scared, Mr. Stark, Captain... They If I know you love me, me, what should I do...? Will the Avengers disband? Sol, I'm afraid..."

"Don't be afraid! I'm by your side." Sol's tone was firm, and he said with great pain, "I will make it clear to them. All along, I have only friendship with them, not love. The people I really love, Just you little idiot."

"Oh, Saul! Saul!" Spiderman covered his cheeks with emotion, and according to Friday's analysis, he might be blushing, "Promise me, don't quarrel with them for me, okay? If our love, only Will make the Avengers face disbandment, then I would rather you never loved me..."

(Tony: ...Friday, get rid of Thor and Spider-Man today, yes, today.)

"No, I will never wrong you!"

At this moment, Thor seems to be the triple possession of Erkang's fat and big hippocampus leader. He yelled at Peter heart-piercingly, and in a blink of an eye, he became extremely emotional and used his divine power to break the glass of the isolation room. .

With the sound of glass shattering, Thor rushed out of the isolation room, hugged Princess Spider-Man, and then said affectionately to Spider-Man in his arms:

"I want the whole world to know that I, Thor, have been contracted by you!"

After all, Thor took Spiderman out of the French window on one side and rushed directly towards the New York Marriage Registry.

"…………"

After watching the video, everyone fell silent.

Lang hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't help but look at Nathali: "...Miss Uta, you Vikoya, is there something popular about "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me" and "The Little Wife in the Fish Pond"? romance, or a TV series?"

——What the hell was the conversation between TM's Thor and Spider-Man just now?Is that how they make their way to the marriage registry in Manhattan?How embarrassing must the Avengers have to be before they are willing to give up!

Nathali calmly: "...Sorry, during my time in Vicoa, I basically trained in the Knights and participated in combat, and I didn't dabble too much in this aspect."

"It's useless to talk about it now," Steve picked up the shield expressionlessly, "In short, first capture Thor and Spider-Man and talk about it."

"there is a question."

Tony smiled bitterly, "Just two months ago, I remembered that Stark Enterprises had just invested in that old marriage registry in Manhattan."

Steve: "...Wait, why are you investing in a marriage registry?"

"It's not me, it's Pepper." Tony said sadly,

"...In short, Stark Enterprises invested there, and then renovated and rectified the entire marriage registration office. Now it has become an online celebrity tourist attraction. Apart from New Yorkers, couples from all over the world will go there Go to register, and there are many foreign tourists going to check in and visit."

Tourists from all over the world, couples...

Registration, punching in, visiting, taking pictures………

Hehe, Thor and Spider-Man just ran past lingeringly.

The big men of the Avengers looked at each other in blank dismay, everyone's face was mixed with blue and red, with a kind of despair.

...Forget it, I'm too lazy to chase, so let's drive.

The author has something to say: What the hell did I write in this chapter? [Blind] Because of the virus, straight men were forced to transform into little white flowers and domineering presidents (smiling gradually perverted

It is true that the marriage registration office is an Internet celebrity attraction...

All those who abuse the virus at will need to be judged. Jimei is just unlucky, she was the first to be caught, and the next Hi Claw, White Queen, Black Mask, etc. will not be able to escape~

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

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