Where is the magic virus?

Back in time to yesterday, when Nathali and Jason were preparing in Gotham according to the scheduled plan, a huge Asgardian spaceship appeared in the upper half of New York.

When Thor returned to the earth again, he no longer walked the world alone with a hammer, but dragged his family and brought a group of Asgardians to fight the autumn wind... No, he came to the earth to build a new home.

"Hahaha it's okay, it's not a big deal, but Asgard was destroyed," Saul, who had cut his hair short and put on a blindfold like Fury, smiled heartily, "Don't worry about me, I will lead Aspen The Gardians built a city in the sky on Earth."

Fury, who was still rejoicing at the return of another Avenger just now: ……… His smile gradually froze.JPG

What the hell is Laputa in the sky... When did this guy watch Hayao Miyazaki's cartoons on earth?

"What do you mean it's no big deal?" Steve frowned and looked at Sol: "...your eyes?"

"Asgard was destroyed?" Tony repeated in amazement and amazement.

Sol smiled awkwardly again. He had mixed emotions, licked his dry lips, hugged Captain America and Iron Man from left to right, and patted the backs of the two comrades-in-arms heavily. He just wanted to thank Their care and explanation of their situation, when the words came out of their mouths, they didn't know why they became:

"You two little fools, do you only have eyes for me?"

As soon as the words fell, Sol suddenly covered his mouth because of his panic and surprise, and bit his tongue by the way.

Two muscular men called little fools: "………………"

Captain America and Iron Man, who were standing next to Thor on the left and right, raised their hands at the same time, patted Thor's strong arms away, and took a big step towards the left and right, leaving Thor's embrace.

Iron Man with an indifferent face: "... I seem to have some kind of auditory hallucination just now? Wait a minute and I will play back the recording."

Captain America with an unbelievable face: "Sorry, what did you call me just now?"

Saul with a confused face: "??"

He grabbed his neck, took two steps back, and shook his head frantically: "...I'm not! I don't! Don't think about it!"

Seeing Thor's performance, and remembering how sweet he and Jane used to be, Tony and Steve looked at Sol suspiciously for a long time before helping Sol temporarily resettle the residents of Asgard, and then brought the Follow him back to the Avengers headquarters for a health check.

After returning to the headquarters, Sol, who seemed to have matured a lot, told his companions about the disaster in Asgard lightly, causing the Avengers to sigh secretly and sigh in their hearts.

Steve patted Saul soothingly with his firm and powerful arms, silently comforting the lost man.

Hulk also followed Steve's example and slapped Sol, sending him flying and crashing into a wall.

Tony silently planned to study the activation device of Sky City, Clinton gave Saul the biscuits baked by Mother Falcon herself, and Natasha and Lang were preparing the medical room, planning to help Thor look at his eyes.

"you……"

Sol ate a piece of fragrant biscuit just out of the oven in one bite, and his eyes turned red all of a sudden. He reached out and roughly wiped his face, sniffed his nose, and said emotionally to everyone:

"Thank you for pampering me like this."

Clinton & Sam: "???"

We love you so much, but not as a pet... wait, no, bro you don't mean that, do you?

Hulk bumped Sol with his arm, and said in a rough voice: "It's okay, although your hair is cut short, blonde girl, in my eyes, you look good with short hair."

Hearing the conversation between the two muscular men, the other big men present felt all the goosebumps on their backs. They couldn't help but took a step back, and their eyes flew wildly at each other.

... Sol, there seems to be something really wrong!

Tony: ...show him his mind too.Maybe he was beaten stupid by his own sister.

Steve: Maybe see a psychiatrist, maybe it's because of the shock of being dumped by Ms. Foster?

When Strange set foot in New York and came to the headquarters of the Avengers, he happened to bump into Thor and was forcibly dragged by several Avengers to take a brain CT scan.

Saul: "Wait—I only have an eye injury why should I look at the brain?"

"Of course it's for your health," Natasha smiled gently, and comforted the irritable patient with her unique hoarse and gentle voice, "Because you have been brainwashed by aliens, we need to treat you It's a normal part of the diagnostic process."

Sol, who took off his shirt, wrapped his arms around his chest, and suddenly realized: "Is that so?"

Natasha continued to appease: "Yes, that's it."

...yes, as always deceitful.

Sol showed a silly smile, and continued to sigh: "You are such a tormenting little thing, you don't even let me go for treatment and diagnosis."

Natasha, described as a "torturing little thing": "..."

The Avengers who heard Thor and Natasha's conversation through the glass only hated themselves for having two ears.

...Who gave you the courage to molest the black widow, Liang Jingru?

Tony couldn't help but gasped: "Saul, I understand your feeling of being lonely and cold after being single for a long time, but you really have to think about it, a certain lady is no longer just a little tormenting thing, she Probably could torture you to death—"

I dare not say anything later, because the death vision of the only lady among the Avengers has passed through the glass and looked straight in Tony's direction.

"..." Iron Man was as quiet as a chicken.

Natasha roughly pressed Sol into the scanner, went through all the tests as quickly as possible, and then threw Sol to Steve: "His brain is normal, I suggest seeing a psychiatrist .”

Thorton was furious: "——psychiatrist??? Why should I see a psychiatrist? How can I look like a mental patient? Natasha, you are so cruel! So cold! So ruthless!"

Cruel and ruthless Natasha: "..."

Obviously disgusted by these few words, her face turned green all of a sudden.

...Listen to what you said, why did you ask you to see a psychiatrist? Didn't you count 13 in your heart?

Seeing that Saul would be dealt with by Natasha on the spot if the two continued to talk like this, Tony made a gesture to Steve and Clinton, and several people dragged Saul out of the medical room.

Strangely, Sol, who was struggling endlessly, seemed to become normal again after staying away from Natasha's sight. After seeing Strange in the living room, he immediately thought of his unlucky brother:

"Supreme mage? Didn't you just say that you took Loki to apply for a temporary residence permit on Earth? Now where is my brother?"

Just before, when Asgard's spaceship just landed on Earth, Strange got the news early, and before SHIELD arrived, he took Loki away under the pretext of applying for a temporary residence permit on Earth (copy left), but Strange didn't intend to let Loki back until Thor and the others had settled the residents of Asgard and completed the physical examination.

Strange sat on the sofa in his spare time, and explained unhurriedly: "I suspect that your brother Loki is carrying some alien virus, and it is very likely that he has been infected by a certain virus, so I can only Temporarily isolate him to another space."

The word "virus" obviously deeply stimulated the Avengers, they all glanced at Strange in unison, and then moved away from Thor in unison.

With trembling hands, Tony retreated to the corner, and then whispered instructions to Friday to prepare the isolation room in the building in advance.

"What??" Saul glared at Strange angrily, and couldn't help asking sharply: "You locked up my brother?"

"Theoretically speaking, it can't be regarded as shutting down, it can only be regarded as isolation." Strange's expression was calm, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, and he calmed down quickly, "After all, Loki himself contracted baldness, and I can only I am also very sorry to have him quarantined."

(Tony, who knew a little bit of the inside story, immediately understood: ... the juggler is definitely taking revenge, right?)

"I don't care! I don't care!"

Saul was about to rush towards Strange angrily, but was held back by Steve and Clinton, and couldn't help roaring, his voice was deafening:

"You actually... turned my younger brother into your forbidden son!!!"

The super loud voice echoed back and forth three times in the Avengers headquarters, each time the last word made everyone feel a chill.

"puff--!"

Strange sprayed his coffee on his coat and almost choked on the words.

"What nonsense?" The poor supreme mage coughed frantically, proving his innocence in anger, "I think you must, immediately, send Thor to the psychological clinic right now, do you need me to open a dimension door?"

Steve was extremely embarrassed, he and Clinton quickly restrained Saul, took the time to glance back at Tony, and suggested Iron Man to find a reliable psychiatrist and bring him to the headquarters with a bitter face.

Tony made an OK gesture blankly.

"I'm not talking nonsense!"

Thor twisted his waist reluctantly, and yelled at Strange sadly, "Even if you love him to the bone, you can't, you can't lock him up like this! I know You don't want others to see my brother's beauty, you just want to occupy him wholeheartedly, but this is wrong!"

Thor's hoarse voice of accusation echoed in the huge conference hall, rippling in the hearts of almost every Avenger.Natasha, who was a step late, walked into the conference hall gently, and stared at Strange with an indescribable gaze.

The eyes clearly said: I can't think of it, you are such a unique supreme mage.

Strange, who couldn't argue with his words: "..."

He looked at Steve with a livid face, suppressed his anger forcibly, and asked as politely as possible: "Can I beat him?"

"...Calm down, calm down. After all, he has lost his love. After being single for a long time, he tends to think wildly... It should be."

Distraught and haggard, Steve baldly persuaded.

Sol continued with grief and indignation: "This has nothing to do with my broken love! The lily in my heart has dissipated and withered, but I must not just watch my brother fall into the sadomasochistic love with you! Give up! I , the king of Asgard, will never allow you to marry my brother!"

Suddenly, I felt nauseated and wanted to vomit. The Avengers: "...Iron Man, fly out and bring the psychiatrist back! You can also bring Nasserie back. Either he dies or we die today!"

...Fuck your mother's abuse, love, love, deep, ah!You are simply insulting my taste!

No matter how well-bred Strange was, he could hardly bear it any longer. He sneered: "You are such a precious Loki, then go and help your brother treat his baldness."

(Natasha pushes Tony and tells him to call Nathalie back to New York)

Saying this, he snapped his fingers lightly towards the ceiling of the conference room, golden sparks reappeared, a big hole suddenly appeared on the ceiling, and Loki's screams came from a distance from the big hole .

In a few seconds, the voices of the three princesses of Asgard gradually became clearer from far to near, and only heard the scream of "Damn Earth's second-rate mage, I can't finish talking to you—" It was getting closer and closer, and finally, a radiant ball of light fell from the big hole in the ceiling.

The light of this light group was so dazzling that the unprepared Avengers couldn't help squinting their eyes. The only three people present who were not restricted by the light, Tony put on the armor, Strange and Wearing sunglasses, Thor is really not affected by the stimulation of strong light.

He could see Loki whose head had turned into a light bulb in the light ball at a glance, and he couldn't understand how he recognized Loki from a light bulb head. In short, with a sudden burst of strength, he broke free. Steve and Clinton rushed towards the direction where Loki fell.

At that moment, several idol drama transition music faintly flashed in the ears of everyone present. After listening carefully, it was Sol's screaming voice again:

"Brother, brother, brother—!"

He was in the posture of an idol drama male lead, and the whole person was frozen in a throwing posture, and then moved a few meters parallel to the X-axis direction, completely breaking Newton's law, and finally embraced a light bulb head.

Immediately afterwards, Sol successfully held the princess in his arms, spinning in a fancy way, spinning, awkward spinning without BGM...the spin did not stop for 2 minutes.

Rocky, who became angry from embarrassment, showed his knife angrily, and stabbed his brother in the waist again.

It was also at this time that the Avengers finally adapted to the strong light, used various means to protect their eyes, and then accurately aimed at Loki's eye-catching light bulb head.

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Saul, you've been single for a long time, you look pretty even when you look at a light bulb, right?

The author has something to say: Tony: ... To tell you the truth, I have a bold idea.

All: ...shut up.

The two poor little ones who rushed back from Gotham were saved by the third princess

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