Where is the magic virus?

... To be honest, being cared for by Miss Knight Commander would move even a hard-hearted person, let alone Jason Todd, who has never received such "care" since he was a child. @无限好文: All in Gege Party

When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I feel is the quilt prepared by Nasserie. I breathe in the aroma of rosemary essential oil prepared by Nasserie. When I open my eyes, the first thing I see is Nasserie’s beautiful face. In a second, she will bring a hot breakfast to you, and say good morning to you gently and politely, with countless concerns hidden in every move.

The clothes he was wearing, the soft carpet under his feet, the warm yellow wall lamp hanging in the room, the 40-inch TV and PS4 opposite the wooden bed... Jason had to admit that when he returned from treatment at Xavier College, he I was really intimidated by this brand new dungeon.

Under his dumbfounded gaze, Nathalie came out of the dungeon bathroom in a disheveled manner with a sealant in one hand and sandpaper in the other, and said with a serious face:

"——I have prepared a temporary home for you. Living at home is good for your health."

She was really making preparations for Jason to live in a warm "home".

After realizing this, for a moment, Jason felt a sour tingling in his heart. He stared at Nathali with a little heat in his eyes, and for a moment, he hardly knew how to speak to her.

But as Nasali paid more and more attention and care to Jason, Jason found it difficult to handle.

He does have a headache for Natherie's meticulous "care method", and he is indeed tired of being disciplined, but he doesn't feel disgusted with Natherie because of this. If I really want to say it, I feel a little more angry and funny .

Also influenced by Bruce, Jason doesn't feel ashamed to be crushed by a powerful girl like Natherie, and he doesn't think there is anything wrong with Natherie who puts work first.

As for Strange's suggestion that Nathalie learn from the girls on Earth and watch more love movies... Jason felt rather boring.

After all, since he was with Bruce, he has been used to seeing girls who can act like a baby, play petty temper, dress up, and talk to her boyfriend "I love you, you love me"—he I don't know what to do with this kind of delicate girl, I always feel that one punch can make me cry for a long time.

I have indeed seen the catwoman who played with her temper and almost killed Batman, the clown who acted coquettishly at the bastard clown but stabbed several people to death with a knife while acting coquettishly, spoiled her own plants and planned to kill the entire metropolis A crazy woman like Poison Ivy who became a man-eating flower sea - he would only draw a knife for such a crazy person.

So he thinks that Nathalie is just right, she won't lose her temper casually, won't pester people all the time, won't rely on her own ability to mess around on the earth, and won't mutter "you Don’t you love me anymore” and other annoying gossip.

...In Jason's eyes, there is nothing wrong with Natherie, and everything about Natherie is very good.

But precisely because of this, precisely because of this——

He absolutely cannot accept her.

At six o'clock in the morning, Nathali knocked on Jason's door again on time.

A few minutes later, a few familiar curses came from the room, and the door opened, revealing Jason's black face.

"Didn't I say that I set the alarm clock for six o'clock, so you just need to wait for me in the restaurant at 06:30?"

The man had messy hair, and the bangs in front of his forehead were curled up. There was a speechless expression on his handsome face. He half-closed his sleepy eyes, and spoke with restraint and a little speechlessness.

"I know,"

Nathali was uncharacteristically, she didn't come in with breakfast today, but stood at the door and handed a blank piece of paper to Jason, "I'm leaving Karma Taj today and going to New York. It might be gone for a long time.”

After notifying Jason that she was about to leave, Nathali didn't notice Jason's tightened palm at all, and told Jason to eat well and rest, exercise and treat according to the golden schedule written on the white paper , ready to pack up and head to New York.

"wait--"

Jason, who woke up in an instant, couldn't help stretching out his hand to hold Natherie's back shoulder, dragged Natherie into his room, and asked her angrily, "Why did you suddenly decide to go to New York today? What are you going to do?"

Nathali said honestly: "Mr. Human Torch told me that he and Spider-Man might have been infected with the Vicoa virus and needed my help, so I went."

"Thunderbolt? Jonathan Stone? When did you know him?"

Thinking of the most hated guy in the Fantastic Four and his methods of flirting with girls, Jason's face changed slightly. "Did he say he had symptoms of infection, or anything else?"

Nathali also answered one by one: "I saw it when the virus was recovered last time, and I didn't say anything, and I didn't say anything else."

Jason was silent for a moment, and then asked with a bad face: "...you two just met and exchanged communication methods?"

"Well, it's convenient to take him to the suburbs of New York City."

Jason: "..."

The corner of his mouth twitched: "... Then why did you take him to the suburbs of New York City?"

"I don't know either. He said he wanted to go and ride a motorcycle. I said I can run faster than a motorcycle and I can take him there."

"...You guys still want to ride a motorcycle? Together?" Jason's voice trembled and gradually rose.

"I don't ride, I run fast, he rides, but he's not as fast as I am." Nathalie explained patiently.

Jason suddenly became cold: "...Oh, then you can go."

Nathalie: "...?"

"You seem unhappy, did I do something wrong?" Urged by Jason to leave his room and rush to New York, Nathali seemed to sense Jason's dissatisfaction, and asked with an open-minded attitude, "You Don't you like me going to New York?"

"How could it be? You're thinking too much." Jason was expressionless, but his tone was very sincere, "Don't you still have an appointment with Human Torch? You'd better hurry up. In addition, I also need to go to Xavier College for treatment. "

Nathali hesitated for a moment, and then nodded when she found that Jason didn't seem to be angry: "Okay, I'm leaving. Remember to exercise and treat according to the time stipulated in the schedule."

Jason said in a rare and gentle way: "Okay, I wish you a good time in New York."

"Thank you," Natheri smiled at Jason, "don't worry, I live in the Avengers headquarters, Mr. Stark and the captain take good care of me."

After all, she unconsciously...turned away in front of Jason.

Jason: "........."

—— On that day, the second-generation Robin asked for leave and did not go to Xavier Academy for treatment, but instead played games in his room for a day.

The main boss of the game is a big devil who is covered in flames and whose face cannot be seen clearly. Jason used the five professions in this game to clear the game many times, and then used various methods to beat the big devil again and again. once.

After the sound of flushing, Jonathan came out of the toilet again, and he mysteriously took out a black plastic bag from behind.

"A-Is it that thing again?"

Peter swallowed, stared nervously at the plastic bag, and asked his friend.

"……Um."

There was indescribable despair in Pilihuo's eyes, his face froze, and he whispered helplessly: "This is the second piece today... C4 plastic bomb = bomb."

No matter how the dog beeped in his heart, even if he still suspected that he was living in a dream, in the two days after the explosion, Jonathan had to accept the reality with grief and indignation.

——That is, he seems to have another superpower, which can mass-produce C4 bombs anytime and anywhere...

Although, this mass production method is more disgusting, more shocking, and more fantasy... But after two days of experiments, the only thing Jonathan can be sure of is that no matter what he eats, milk or steak, in short, What comes out is all C4 bombs, without any other ingredients.

Fortunately, this kind of C4 plastic bomb is relatively soft. As long as he does not have the ability to start, at least he will not blow up the toilet in an instant... Peter is miserable, because after suffering from constipation for many days, he unbearably pulled out the hard Metal.

...and then naturally developed hemorrhoids.

After poor high school student Peter Junior learned the price at which the 100-gram piece of vibrating gold could be sold, he fell into great pain and entanglement.

Sell ​​the vibranium in the toilet... He really can't explain where he got it, maybe he will get into trouble, and the most important thing is that he really doesn't want to pull himself out Selling things to uninformed businessmen...

Imagine that piece of vibrating gold that you pull out, it is very likely to become the next shield, or a sword, or a part of someone's armor, as if he shit on these weapons and armor... ...Peter felt an indescribable sense of guilt and apology from the bottom of his heart.

But don't sell it... Ma Dan is all money again!Watching millions flushed away from the toilet, the little spider, who is so poor that he works every day, feels a dull pain in his heart and liver, and feels like vomiting blood.

And he also has hemorrhoids... Is he going to have an operation QAQ

After discovering Peter Razhenkin, Jonathan suddenly remembered the leak when recovering the 'Get Rich No. 1' virus, which got Peter's spider silk and his own flame.

He hurriedly contacted Natherie, but he was too embarrassed to speak clearly with Natherie, so he could only vaguely say that he might be infected with the virus and needed Natherie's help.

After hanging up the phone, Nathali hurried back to New York from Karma Taj the next day. At the request of Human Torch and Spider-Man, she did not notify the Avengers immediately, but quietly He came to the hospital where Thunderbolt was living now.

In her hand she held the interstellar locator she had brought from Karma Taj.

Unsurprisingly, after the RNA of the "Rich No. 1" virus was input, the interstellar locator almost instantly showed that Human Torch and Spider-Man's bodies were infected with the "Rich No. 1" condition.

Jonathan & Peter: "……………"

"But, Miss Uta, didn't you say before that the 'Get Rich No. 1' virus you recovered would only make people 'rich'?"

Clearly remembering Nathali's original words at that time, Peter's eyes widened in disbelief, and he complained softly in a very aggrieved tone.

"Yeah, it's becoming... a rich man."

Nathali is also very innocent. She thought about it and tried to explain: "It's... a steel tycoon, or a rich arms dealer, a jewelry tycoon or other rich people. I'm not wrong."

"...I didn't say the wrong fart! This is not a concept at all, is it!"

Jonathan was in a frenzy. He was too embarrassed to get angry with Natherie, so he could only walk around the room restlessly.

"Then I said at the time that if you are infected with this virus, you will become potbellied, and you didn't object!?"

"That's right, it's a big belly." Nathali replied confidently, "That's right, a full belly, poop. I said that at the time, and you didn't care about it."

What you mean by being potbellied and becoming a rich man is turning shit into a C4 bomb=bomb and vibrating gold?Why don't you go to heaven?With your expressive ability, you must have failed elementary school Chinese, right?

After listening to Nasserie's stumbling explanation, Jonathan and Peter were stunned, and they immediately wanted to spray Nasserie's face with blood.

After being silent for a long time, Peter twitched the corners of his mouth and asked in despair: "Miss Uta, if you guessed correctly... You must have failed the English CET-[-] exam, right?"

Nathali was silent for a few seconds: "...Yes, I failed."

Jonathan gave a miserable dry laugh: "That's really great... No, I mean, that's really a pity. I wish you can pass the sixth level exam next time."

He said in his heart, I wish you never fail the sixth grade.

"...Okay," Peter sighed, his ass began to ache again, "then what shall we do now? Can Miss Uta cure this virus?"

"Yes, but it will take a while."

...Finally, he gave a little bit of good news that lived up to everyone's expectations, and Jonathan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.While Peter breathed a sigh of relief, he continued to ask a little worriedly:

"Excuse me, how long is a bit of time specifically? Is there anything we can help with?... Uh, Miss Uta, I really didn't mean to urge you, but I really can't accept Razhenkin... ..."

C4 plastic bomb=bomb is fine, Nima Zhenjin is really hard as hell!Every time he pulls his chrysanthemum, it hurts to death!Not only is it cracked, it seems to be bleeding a little QAQ

"So that's it. You are pulling gold nuggets? That's really difficult."

Only then did Nathali learn about Peter's situation, recalling the specific information on the Zhifu No. 1 virus, she kindly suggested:

"During this time, you should eat more seafood first. In this way, the chances of pulling pearls will be higher. This will be better for your body, at least you won't bleed."

"……………………"

Human Torch and Spider-Man seem to have heard something that destroys the three views and messes up life. They both froze for a second, then bit the bullet, stared at the eyes that were about to fall out of the window, and continued to ask Nanny with a little bit of pitiful hope. Sally inquired about the news:

"I-I'm sorry, Miss Uta, I want to ask, what do you mean... eating more seafood can pull pearls?"

"Because it's 'Get Rich No. 1'."

Nathali explained briskly and naturally.

"After being infected with this virus, you will not only pull vibration gold, but also pull diamonds, pearls, bank cards, etc., and you may also produce C4 plastic bombs, miniature bombs, gas bombs and other messy weapons—— That's why it was named 'Chief No. 1'."

On Vikoya Star, there is a jewelry tycoon who started his business from this virus. The diamonds and pearls in their company are basically produced by him alone, and he works hard every day to live broadcast eating lobsters and shells. The flesh produces pink and purple pearls.

(Peter & Jonathan: ... can no longer look directly at pearls and diamonds_(:з)∠)_)

There is also a steel tycoon who produces a lot of vibrating gold and rare earths every day. He is relatively restrained. After a few months of production, he was sent to the ICU because of hemorrhoids.

(Peter chrysanthemum tight)

Another arms dealer relied on Zhifu No. 1 to produce weapons and sell them to other galaxies. Then one day he smoked while going to the bathroom, and was killed by a miniature bomb without noticing.

(Jonathan's back feels cold)

Patiently explaining with examples from a few patients from the Vikoa Empire, Nassali thought for a while, took out a box of Mayinglong hemorrhoid ointment from her pocket, and handed it to Peter who was restless, and said lightly:

"To be honest, Zhifu No. 1 is just a simple virus. It doesn't do much harm to the human body except that it makes the chrysanthemum red and swollen. What really harms health and endangers life is only the hearts of patients infected with these viruses. of greed."