Where is the magic virus?

An indescribable feeling of fullness surrounded Steve, he twisted his body uncomfortably, and had to open his eyes depressingly.

A flood of dull pain swept through his limbs, stomach, and head. He moaned softly, covered the back of his head, and sat up from the makeshift medical bed.

There was a strange earthy taste in his mouth, there was actually sand in the gaps between his teeth... and other particles, Steve had to cough twice and spit out a small stone.

Steve: "…………"

He looked around in a daze, and found that he was in the familiar Avenger battleship. From the familiar slight vibration, it could be seen that the battleship was sailing.

His stomach felt as if it was about to explode, so that Captain America felt nauseated from his throat just as he lifted his upper body up.He had to hunched over, got up from the bed, covered his mouth and wanted to go to the bathroom of the battleship.

He was going to throw up, brush his teeth and rinse his mouth or something.

Pushing open the door, Captain America walked towards the bathroom in a daze, thinking desperately about what happened before.

By the way... They received a mission from S.H.I.E.L.D., so a few Avengers who were temporarily free drove their battleships towards Xavier College.The speed of the battleship was very fast, and it stopped above Xavier College.

The Avengers turned on the scan, and after confirming that something was wrong below, a few people got off the battleship, ready to sneak in...

...and then, there is no more.

In Steve's mind, the memory of them getting off the battleship was blank, and he tried hard to recall for a long time, but there was no result.He decided that he had been attacked in some way at Xavier Academy, causing him to lose this part of his memory.

So here comes the question, what kind of attack could make his stomach so bloated, his whole body so sour, and his mouth full of sand?

Full of doubts, Steve finally walked to the door of the bathroom, and bumped into Natasha who was walking towards him.

He saw a black widow with duckweed and rotten leaves in her hair, ghostly makeup on her face, and a nose swollen like a big chickenpox.

Natasha: "..."

Steve: "..."

"Na—"

Poor Steve had just uttered a sound when he saw Black Widow's unusually gentle and sweet but murderous smile...and her clenched fists ready to strike.

The desire to survive made him shut his mouth quickly, took a step back, and made an invitation gesture of "ladies first" to Natasha.

Black Widow opened the door quickly and unceremoniously, dodged into the bathroom, and then slammed the bathroom door shut in Steve's face.

Captain America had no choice but to politely walk back to the main control room of the battleship. He lowered his head and touched his stomach, and found that part of his stomach had bulged out due to eating too much.

So what did you eat?Pig feed? ?

In the main control room, Hawkeye, who was obviously very normal, was operating the battleship. He turned his head and saw Steve with an obviously relieved expression.

"Congratulations, Captain."

Clinton put the battleship into autopilot mode, stepped forward and hugged Steve, "It seems that Captain America is still Captain America, and you are the first to wake up."

"Actually, I just saw Natasha...she ignored me."

Steve accepted Clinton's warm embrace with a dazed face, and subconsciously replied.

"Where are we? How is Xavier Academy? Where are the others?"

"Xiaona... She wakes up, uh, quite quickly."

Clinton recalled Natasha's appearance when she was in a coma, and then imagined the possible reaction she would have when she woke up... Rao Hawkeye couldn't help but trembled, "Don't worry, captain, Miss Knight Commander of Vicoa took Xavier The matter at the college was settled, and she and her little boyfriend also kindly contacted me and asked me to bring you back to New York. Everyone is here, but you have been in a coma for more than four hours."

"It's been more than four hours?"

Steve was very surprised, "What happened to Xavier College? Why do I have no memory at all?"

"Actually, it's not just you, Captain. My genius brain told me that the Avengers were attacked inhumanely at Xavier College. Yes, I said the word inhumanely."

For some reason, Tony walked into the main control room with a serious face, as if he was about to bomb the mutant school, he reiterated angrily.

"You know? They deleted my memory! According to my speculation, some people used some means to attack the Avengers when we entered Xavier College. I don't know what means they used. Or did something to me, in short, erase the memory... huh."

Steve was surprised to find that Tony's voice was hoarse as if he had smoked fifty cigars in a row.

"Actually... the incident at Xavier College seems to have something to do with Professor X's out-of-control ability? Is it somehow related to the Vicoa virus?" Clinton scratched the back of his head and explained.

"Natheri told me about these situations. Her little boyfriend also returned the miniature camera to me, saying that he had recorded the specific situation and asked me to go back to New York to take it out. The two of them are still Stay at Xavier College and help the mutants recover."

Tony, who was cursing the enemy angrily, froze, his eyes widened: "...you repeat it? What is it called, Natherie's little boyfriend?"

"That's not the point, Tony."

Steve said speechlessly, "We'll talk about personal issues later. Since it's about Professor X's ability to lose control, it's not hard to imagine why we lost our memory—is the miniature camera he gave you here? We can watch it on the battleship. video."

"The captain is right, I want to know now, what exactly did we do at Xavier College, no, it should be what the enemy did to me..."

Feeling pain all over his body, but without any wounds, Sam walked into the main control room with a mournful face.

Behind him, Natasha, who had finished cleaning up and covered her nose with a large mask, paced slowly over, staring at Clinton with a pair of murderous eyes.

——open, record, image, now, in, horse, on!

Facing this tigress-like wink, Clinton trembled, and then replied weakly: "...But Nathali's little boyfriend said mysteriously, we must, must wait until we return to New York before starting the video, Otherwise, very dire things can happen."

Hawkeye felt that he was also wronged. He really wanted to start recording the second he got the camera back, but because Jason said so mysteriously and earnestly, he held it back and planned to wait for his teammates to wake up. Make plans again.

(Tony: Wait, I really don't understand, how long has Nathali been away from New York, why did she suddenly have an extra boyfriend?)

"A very terrible thing?"

As if provoked by this short sentence, Natasha looked at Clinton expressionlessly: "You are saying that when I woke up, I was soaked, covered in moss and branches, and my hair was messed up like a bird's nest. , make up like the clown's girlfriend, or are you talking about my nose?"

"Are you talking about my hoarse voice, my burning throat, my inflamed tonsils, or the scars on my new armor, and the pink ribbon on my helmet?"

Tony sneered, because his voice was too hoarse, which made his laughter sound a little breathless.

"And my wings... why are my wings painted pink? My hands and feet don't seem to be my own... God, why am I pink?"

Sam was thinking about it, half-spreading on the sofa with a look of emptying his mind.

"I also want to know what is a terrible thing."

Finally, Steve also sighed helplessly.

"...So what did they do to you? Captain?" Tony sat lazily on the chair next to the main console, listlessly, and asked curiously.

Steve thought for a while, and replied inexplicably: "I don't know, they seem to make me eat a lot, I feel a little nauseous..."

"...???" The Avengers saluted Captain America with even more inexplicable gazes.

"Okay, okay, I see—then turn on the video! Hey, that young man clearly told me not to turn on the video on the battleship."

Facing everyone's staring eyes, Clinton touched his nose, and reluctantly took out a small black box from his pocket, then took out a chip from the black box, and put it in Tony's hand.

The chip was skillfully inserted into the driver, and the Avengers, who were aching all over their bodies and their heads were the most aching, approached the big screen in the main control room, five of them staring at the video with ten eyes.

The big screen was pitch black at first, and there were some faint voices of conversation, and a woman who had never heard of it was angrily scolding Magneto.

"...If he didn't get some sleepwalking virus, how could the professor lose control—"

This girl summed up the culprit of everyone's suffering in a simple and clear sentence. After a simple analysis, the Avengers who knew that they must be brain-controlled immediately had a bad impression of the leader of the brotherhood, and each secretly said Decided to get the frat trouble back.

Next, Nathalie comforted the strange woman softly, and a strange young man's voice also appeared. After a while, the camera was turned on completely.

The big pitch-black screen lit up all of a sudden, and it was Professor X who was in a coma. Some kind of strange instrument was fixed on his head, and the other end was connected to something that looked like a game console. Son.

Tony found out that it was one of the batch of crappy treatment devices that Nathali assembled in New York. He vaguely remembered that it was used similarly to a game console. Learning biology is a waste of time.

Then the Avengers had to accept Nathali's disastrous explanation of "how to treat sleepwalking" like Qin. They briefly analyzed it and felt that the situation of themselves being brain-controlled might not be good.

...So, what exactly does it mean to become a facility in an amusement park?

An ominous premonition welled up in her heart. At this critical moment, Natasha frowned slightly, then she reached for the screen switch, pressed pause, and began to discuss with her companions calmly:

"I think seeing this is enough. To sum it up, we should be mind-controlled by Professor X unconsciously and turned into certain items. This is not a big deal. After returning to New York, first It is enough to go for a physical examination."

Her intuition told Natasha that the next video must be nothing good, so she desperately wanted to turn off the big screen, at worst, keep the chip and study it privately later.

Neither Steve nor Sam had any objections, but Tony, who was suffocating, and Clinton, who was watching the excitement, immediately started to yell.

"Wait... what is it called? It's not a big deal? It's because it's being controlled by the brain, or it's turned into something... what kind of amusement park facilities are children playing with? Shouldn't it be clearer?"

Tony pointed at his throat indignantly, "Look at my tonsils! Listen to my voice! How much torture they made Iron Man's throat suffer, won't his conscience ache?"

"That's right!" Clinton said, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, "Ghost knows, whether Professor X was intentional or not—even if it was controlled by a virus, who knows what they did to control you! These videos are evidence!"

Natasha Death Ray Romanov stared at Clinton again.

"..." Clinton shut up.

Looking into Natasha's eyes, Tony Stark stubbornly insisted on his point of view: no matter what, he had to watch the video!Just watch it!Just watch it!

Natasha was too lazy to quarrel with this older child, so she pressed the play button again helplessly.

The strange girl finally showed her face, and everyone found that it was Qin Gray, the phoenix girl. She, Natherie, and the young man with the video camera moved Professor X and the game screen to the square, and it seemed that they were going to start playing games on the spot.

(Enthusiastic Tony: I think this idea is very creative! At some point, Professor X can do research on his own to see if he can turn the game into a VR game without getting rid of the virus...)

The young man put Professor X under the porch, walked into the square, and a buddy with pink wings full of vitality flashed past the camera (in front of Jason) in mid-air, twisting his hips and dancing.

Sam: "………………"

Avengers: "……………"

Tony couldn't help reaching out, pausing the video, and slowly rewinding a few frames, pointing to the fuzzy pink wing in the video: "...that's why your whole body is sore and your wings are painted pink .”

Sam couldn't say a word, his face was stiff, he shook his head crazily like Mistress Qiong Yao, with a desolate and haggard look, he was about to shout: "It's not me! I didn't! I have no choice!  … ...Yeah! I'm mind-controlled! You guys believe me! I'm definitely not the pink paint I sprayed on myself!"

Everyone present was sullen, and dealt with the poor Falcon with a "hmmm": "Yes, yes, you are right! You definitely didn't want to paint it pink, and you certainly didn't want to do it yourself." Dancing in mid-air—”

Then, everyone present except Sam, as if they couldn't bear it anymore, turned their faces away and shrugged their shoulders violently.

Sam: "........."

He tried his best to smile, and pressed the play button forcefully, trying to cover up his black history.

So the Avengers saw the "frog rocking car" jumping in pain with the child on his back, and the "grass eating girl" who regarded herself as a rabbit in a trap.

They couldn't help laughing out loud.

The camera continued to move forward, and in front of the huge fountain, a familiar red-haired head suddenly emerged from the fountain, and then sprayed water at the camera (Jason).

"puff--!"

Seeing this scene, Tony and Steve sprayed coffee on the spot.

Natasha: "..."

The female agent stared coldly at the teammates around her, and silently began to think about how to make the people present lose their memory again.

The black widow in the fountain sticks her head out of the water with a bird shit head and a big painted face, and then falls in love with spitting strangely (no...)

This time, unlike Sam's blurred shadow, the Avengers in front of the screen could clearly see Natasha bowing her head and taking a mouthful of dirty fountain water, then spitting it out at the camera (Jason), and taking another mouthful, Spit it out again...

Seemingly realizing that the person who came was not interested in spitting water, Natasha dived her head into the bottom of the water again, and then a small ball came from nowhere, and in front of the camera (Jason), she used her nose to touch the small ball. The ball jumped up happily.

Natasha: "......"

She felt that the tip of her nose, swollen like a strawberry, was aching now.

Because they were concerned about the only lady present, to prevent her from suddenly revealing the murder, Steve and Sam lowered their heads, covered their stomachs, tried their best to hold back their smiles, and groaned.Clinton shrank cowardly in the corner, laughing silently facing the wall.

Tony was the only one who laughed "hahahaha" in front of Natasha, and even teased the other party: "No wonder you don't want us to watch the video... Natasha, you are hahaha , are you playing the little seal playing with the ball in the aquarium?"

"Shut up, Stark, if you don't want your mouth anymore, you can donate it to someone in need."

The red-haired female agent showed a gentle smile to Tony, and her tone was very calm and gentle, if one ignored the slight cracks in the glass she was holding in her hand at the moment.

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything," Tony raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, and turned to watch the video pretending to be focused.

After a few seconds, he seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, and said solemnly to Natasha:

"In the future, I will advocate for those children to boycott animal performances, you're welcome, Tasha the seal."

Natasha smashed the glass in her hand with a snap.

The upright Steve could barely hold back his laughter. He showed Natasha an apologetic look, and asked his teammates very gentlemanly: "...Since the specific situation is almost understood, don't watch the video for now, wait until you get back to New York Just let Friday analyze the footage later."

"That's not okay, captain, what role did you play, haven't you seen it yet?"

Tony grinned and stopped Steve.

Then the person who recorded the video seemed to be doing it on purpose, bypassing several mutants, and immediately pointed the camera at Steve, the giant pigeon, Rogers.

Captain America, a muscular man, tried hard to curl himself up like an old hen, then shook his neck, twisted his head back and forth, and let out a "cuckoo" from his throat from time to time.

Steve: "……………"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha goose goose goose goose goose goose!!"

Like a flat tire, Tony, who couldn't hold back any longer, suddenly burst out laughing. He pointed at Steve, laughing so hard that he was out of breath and almost burst into tears.

——No wonder this guy insisted on turning off the video, because he had a premonition of misfortune!

Even Natasha turned her anger into joy, and couldn't help laughing, not to mention Sam and Clinton, the laughter of several big men almost knocked down the roof of the battleship.

While laughing, they watched Steve on the screen begging for corn kernels and bread from the tourists and children like a pigeon that didn't know how full he was, and then swallowed them one by one.

In the few minutes of the video, he ate three small breads and more than a dozen corn kernels, some of which fell on the square.Giant white pigeons happily picked up corn kernels and bread, not even a little crumbs.

Steve: "…………"

Well, he finally understood why he was so full that he wanted to vomit until now when he woke up, and there was still an earthy taste in his mouth.

"...I think I might need a stomach medicine."

Amidst the ridicule of his teammates, Captain America, who had a bulging stomach, touched his nose helplessly, and in the end, he just said a simple sentence.

Bad boy Tony threw a bun at Steve with malicious intentions, and his laughter changed from "hahaha" to "goose goose" after he noticed that Steve's face turned green.

"Look, captain, you are not without gains. After all, everyone has lost face in the past, and you are the only one who cheated on food and drink in the past hahahaha..."

He gloated and pretended to comfort his teammates.

Steve from "Food and Drink": "..."

Thank you for your reassurance, but please shut up.

Tony only felt that after watching a video, all the depressed emotions since waking up were swept away!He quietly ordered Friday to make copies of all the videos in the chip, put them on the TV in his bedroom, and take them out to take a look when he was unhappy... The stupid looks of his teammates can be laughed at for a whole year.

Immediately afterwards, in the video, after seeing the giant pigeon, some timid children ran towards a certain direction crying, and said a little scared while running:

"Sister Nini, why is the pigeon so big—"

"Sister Nini, let's stop playing with pigeons, tell us a story~"

Immediately afterwards, the Avengers, especially the voice of a man very familiar to Tony Stark appeared in the video, and then the pretentious, coquettish-sounding tone resounded throughout the main control room.

——"Okay, children, don't be afraid, come to the magic wand of the fairy sister Nini, and sister Nini will take you to the next amusement facility to play games, and say goodbye to the big pigeon~"

Tony Stark's wild laughter of "goose goose goose goose goose" stopped abruptly.

Such a flamboyant voice, such a soft overlapping sound, such SJB's lines... His whole face twitched because of the sudden end of the wild laughter, and then maintained a stiff and distorted expression, looking at the big screen.

At this time, the camera on the big screen turned, and a beautiful red and gold armor appeared in front of the Avengers.

"He" walks and twists his waist and hips, "He" has a sweet and squeamish voice, "He" speaks with folded words, "He" pouted his mustache and lips when he was acting like a baby, "He" waved pink "He" pinches his magnolia fingers, and "he" wears a pink veil on his helmet... "He" calls himself the fairy sister Nini.

…………

........................

Ten seconds of terrible silence.

Steve felt that he...was really going to throw up. This time, the vomiting didn't come from his stomach, but from his brain.

With his last bit of conscience, he insisted not to look at the dancing goddess Nini on the big screen (otherwise he would spit it out immediately), but looked at Tony tenaciously.

He persuaded him sincerely: "... go see a psychiatrist, Tony."

Natasha: "I'm sorry, I didn't expect... I will explain it to Pepper, we both understand."

Clinton ran to throw up first. Of course, he may have recorded a small video, planning to make an Iron Man version of the dancing girl. GIF with Sam.

Tony Stark with a cracked facial expression: "..."

——So, now I say that I agree to turn off the video recording and destroy the chip, is there still time?