Where is the magic virus?

Nathali insisted that she was a shopping cart, and the only shopping cart in the supermarket, so she insisted on finding the staff in the supermarket to fix herself.

There is simply too much to say.

Afraid that the girl would get down on the ground and slip into Xavier College in a strange posture (she was going to do that just now), Jason had no choice but to put Nathali on his back and walk into the college.

On the one hand, in the current situation, there is really no way to go back. On the other hand, Jason speculates that there is some kind of problem with Nassali's spirit, so it is better to take a risk and go to the academy to find a professor.

But the most important issue right now is...Nasely's unwillingness to be recited.

The blonde, who insisted on calling herself a shopping cart, insisted she was being pushed around.

Jason: "..."

It was rare for him to hold back his temper: "You have lost all four wheels, you can't push them, and you are too heavy, so I can only carry you."

Nathali showed an aggrieved expression, lowered her head and thought for a long time, and then reluctantly stretched out her two hands towards Jason, meaning to walk behind her back.

This is an expression and action that a normal Nathalie would never show or make. She has always been serious and serious. It seems that Nathalie, who seems to be mentally ill... unexpectedly has a little contrast.

His jaw clenched, and he picked Natherie up and walked into the academy without saying a word.

The entire Xavier Academy was too quiet. Jason kept his vigilance and walked in cautiously all the way, bypassing a large area of ​​woods, when an ancient and gorgeous bungalow appeared in the distance in his field of vision. , finally saw a few figures.

It's a pity that these guys who look like mutants are a hundred times more serious than the current Nathalie.

A blond woman in a white cloak was crouching in a small fence, chewing the grass expressionlessly. When she heard Jason's footsteps, she turned her head to look at Jason and Nathalie After one glance, he lowered his head without any fluctuation, and continued to eat grass.

There is a small wooden sign on the outside of the fence, which reads "Live rabbits are slaughtered for a special price of 30 yuan a catty"

Jason: "..."

Rabbits are so cute, how can you eat them... No, no, why is this girl lying on the fence so obediently as a rabbit?

He didn't have much time to worry about the woman eating grass, so he carried Natheri on his back and walked on.

After walking a few steps, I met a naked man with only a white cloth hanging around his waist to cover his key parts.

This shirtless and bare-legged man is covered in white paint all over his body, has messy golden hair, wears a string of golden olive branches, stands behind a pair of energetic, huge wings that are about the height of a person, and holds a pair of spectacles in his hand. The bows and arrows, which look like decorations, are motionless... like a white crane spreading its wings and drawing its bow to the sky.

Jason: "..."

He squinted, no matter how he looked, he felt that this guy looked familiar, as if he had seen it in some list of mutants, called an angel or something.

But isn't that mutant codenamed Angel a member of the X-Men?Why stripped naked and put a Cupid statue here?Damn, the smell of paint all over the body is fine, brother, you didn't even shave your fucking legs clean!Aren't you tired of posing for so long with the white crane spreading its wings and dancing ballet with the other leg up?Besides, how can there be such a big Cupid as you!

Jason clicked his tongue, his face turned blue, he carried Nathali on his back, and was ready to step forward, kindly check the status of this buddy, and then help him put on a cloth or something...

The angel, who was still adorning the Cupid statue just now, immediately turned his head and uttered a series of obscenities with an unkind expression.

"Don't buy it, don't touch it! Don't buy it, don't touch it! You poor bastards, you all said that you don't buy fragile items and don't touch them! I'm the most expensive sculpture in this supermarket. You made me a little dirty, and my hands Chop it off for you!"

Jason: "... Wait, I'll give you a shit face right now!"

He was so angry that his face turned blue, and he almost scolded the angel with the same bad mouth.

The strange thing is that the angry expression on the face of the violent angel seemed that he didn't want to quarrel with Jason, and wanted to rush up and slap Jason with his wings, but he still restrained himself and stubbornly kept one leg up. Standing up, one-legged golden rooster looks independent.

Jason angrily carried Nathali on his back, bypassed the bastard Angel, and approached the bungalow a little bit. After walking about 200 meters, a towering tree that could only be surrounded by five people appeared in front of Jason , a big man with blue hair and a face like a beast is busy doing something under the big tree.

Jason has seen him from the X-Men files. His code name is Beast, and he is considered to be the first mutant to follow Professor Xavier. It is said that he has outstanding research ability and has invented many scientific instruments that are beneficial to mutants.

When I got closer, I saw the beast standing under the tree was brushing and bathing two very beautiful race horses.

He wetted the horse's skin very carefully with a water hose, then dripped a special shower gel into the bucket to make it warm with warm water, then soaked up the soapy water with a sponge, wiped the horse's back one by one, and even used his hands Constantly rubbing the thick mane of the racehorse...

If the sponge he's holding isn't Siren, the first member of the X-Men, he'd look like a barely normal guy.

Jason watched dumbfounded as the powerful beast lifted the siren upside down with ease, then rinsed the siren's head in the bucket, and then put the foamy face of the siren's head and the horse's belly rubbing together...

Jason forced himself to be calm: "... I seem to be living in a hallucination."

Okay, I understand, this time the sea monster has become a sponge for bathing, right? No, according to the usage of the beast, the sea monster should have become a mop.

I can't even imagine which part of the horse the Kraken's head will be in close contact with next... Nima, he can smell horse dung in this position, okay?Beast, you smacked your teammate with shit, do you have a good conscience!

Just as Jason was still stiff, hesitating whether to step forward to stop him, the beast who was busy grooming his horse saw Jason first, almost subconsciously, a polite and friendly smile appeared on the face of the blue lion:

"Welcome to Xavier Talent Supermarket. I am the cleaner here. Is there anything I can do?"

He talked like a real supermarket cleaner while putting the "mop" back in the bucket.

The Kraken with its head buried in the bucket: Gululugulugululu...

The mop head spit out a long stream of foam, and couldn't help scolding the beast: "Don't you know how to change the bucket of water? This bucket of water smells like horse manure and horse hair. How do you tell me to wash my head?"

Jason: "..."

I really believed in your evil, you are so big in the supermarket!

Carrying Nathali on his back, he ran away quickly, quickly, and rushed to the door of the huge bungalow in the college, and there was another rush of footsteps in the distance.

Jason turned his head to look from a distance, and saw a young man in black leather armor with a golden back hair chasing behind a man whose whole body was made of ice. The two ran towards Jason. While running with his back on his back, he frantically tore open the clothes on his chest, showing an extremely uncomfortable expression:

"Mineral water, I'll give you one last chance! Stop! I need you now! I won't say this a second time!"

The man whose whole body was made of ice and who had been running away could not bear to turn his head and scolded the big back: "Fuck your family! I have already said that I will not soak you, so tell me how to soak instant noodles in mineral water!"

"It's already said that I'm a self-heating hot pot, don't you understand people's language!" Dabeitou yelled inexplicably with an angry expression on his face. "As long as you pour it in, it's fine if I don't come in for the rest!"

"You have a good idea! In this way, won't I be drained and only an empty bottle will be left?"

"Then your mineral water can't be sold! Why don't you come with me!"

"Get the hell out of here, bastard! I'm going back to the fridge!"

After finishing speaking, the two guys who were obviously mutants chased and scuffled again, and then ran past Jason like the wind, walking further and further away.

"…………"

Jason's face was darkened, he pretended not to see anything in silence, pushed open the door of the bungalow without hearing anything, and saw three people lying on the ground stacked on the ground in a Jenga style, snoring sweetly.

Jason took a closer look, and I've highlighted familiar faces in the profiles of several mutants: Polaris, the second in command of the fraternity, Scarlet Witch with eccentric powers, and Quicksilver, the friend of the Flash.

Why are these three people here? The point is that they are still lying on the ground in such a weird posture!Moreover, there was a signboard on Kuaiyin's head saying "Fresh corn sale, two yuan and ninety-eight cents a catty"!

Jason was so stunned that he couldn't speak. In his heart, he was at war with heaven and man, and he began to hesitate whether to walk in. There were no normal people in the whole college. Maybe Professor Xavier would become something Agricultural and sideline products...

In the midst of the confusion, Cyclops, yes, the guy obviously wearing the quartz goggles, walked down the stairwell on the second floor calmly, and showed Jason the signature smile of a shopping guide like a beast.

"Welcome! Our Xavier Supermarket opened for the first day today, and all products are on sale at special prices. Our supermarket has high-quality and low-cost products, cooked food, raw food, animals, plants, and hardware products. Welcome to buy~"

Jason: "..."

What, what, ghost?

Like the beast, Cyclops looked like he wanted to sell the product very much. While talking, he enthusiastically picked up Kuaiyin who was sleeping soundly from the ground, and then took out a razor from his pocket , aimed at the center of Kuaiyin's head and made a swipe.

"—Damn it, don't!"

Fragments of hair fell to the ground one after another, and Jason couldn't stop him for a moment, watching as Cyclops shaved Kuaiyin's head into a yin and yang head, half of the hair covering was missing, and Kuaiyin's bluish scalp was fully exposed.

Cyclops is ignorant, still enthusiastically selling supermarket products to Jason:

"I'll shave off these corn whiskers and you'll see if they are fresh? Are they soft and tender? These corns are all natural and pollution-free crops, which are different from those genetically modified things. They are on sale at a special price today!"

Jason, on the other hand, showed a completely terrified expression. For the first time, he looked at Kuaiyin with a yin and yang head in pity, and spoke quickly: "...let go of that Kuaiyin, no, let go of that corn! Well, I'll buy it." That's it, you fucking let him go!"

"Okay, guest, I'll pack it for you now."

After making a deal, Cyclops was obviously more happy. He took back the razor with a smile, looked at the "corn", and was about to help the customer take off the "corn bracts" considerately, so he stretched out his hand naturally. When it comes to Kuaiyin's pants...

"...Wait! You stop!"

Quickly figuring out what this guy was going to do next, Jason quickly took two steps back, and while verbally stopping Cyclops, he quickly reached out and covered Natherie's eyes.

—— "Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Scott you stop!"

At the very moment, when Kuaiyin's pants were about to be ripped off, a red-haired girl ran down from the second floor quickly, and at some point there was a baseball bat in her hand, shining on Cyclops' eyes. The head flew over.