Where is the magic virus?

The investigation report of the Green Lantern Corps reads: Nathali Uta, from the planet Vicoa, belongs to the Royal Knights of the Vicoa Empire.

She is a brave and skilled knight commander. Her nickname is 'Flame Dragon Knight'. She is well-known in the entire Vicoa galaxy, and she is a member of the Vicoa Knights that cannot be provoked.

The reason why she traveled thousands of miles from Vicoa to Earth was because an interstellar bandit snatched the virus samples from the Vicoa Empire laboratory half a month ago, and sold some of the samples to Earth from the interstellar dark net—— Imperial Knight Commander, she is responsible for recovering these Vicoa viruses.

In the mirror space, Strange flipped through the Green Lantern Corps' investigation report and Nathalie's application report page by page, once again wondering to himself: If the virus was lost on Vicoa half a month ago, I Where did he get this "baldness"?

Think about the ghosts and monsters you have come into contact with in the past half month: Superman, witch brothers and sisters, superheroes from the Avengers, Task Force X, Asgardian idiot... Hehe, it can’t be that guy Loki who did it right?

However, it does not rule out Task Force X and the Witch Brothers and Sisters, or the Baron Mordo who came to him three times and four times...

Strange carefully read the investigation report and the application form. After pondering for a while, he picked up the pen and signed the application form: "Your temporary residence application has been approved, Ms. Uta."

Nathali, who was sitting quietly and upright, seemed to be relieved, and tried her best to raise the corners of her mouth, showing a somewhat stiff smile: "Thank you for your under, Doctor Strange."

Strange paused suspiciously for a second: "..."

It's understanding (understand), not under (under), is this woman's English taught by a physical education teacher... By the way, Hal Jordan is half a physical education teacher.

He put away the document, stamped it, and took a two-inch photo of Nathali, and finally handed her a roll of old parchment.

"This is the earth temporary residence contract left by the ancient one," Strange said, "the parchment lists the rules that need to be followed when temporarily living on the earth. If you confirm that there is no problem, sign your name, and the magic contract will be completed. established. If you violate these rules, magic will cast you from the earth."

Nathali opened the parchment, looked at the beautiful Gothic English on it, raised her head again, and said calmly that she didn't understand.

Strange held back his anger, and said with a sneer, "...I really hope that you, like Loki, broke into the earth illegally, so that I can deal with you, Miss Uta."

After finishing speaking, he threw the parchment to Hal, swung the red cloak, and was about to leave.

"Wait, Strange, where are you going? Is the baldness gone?" Hal caught the parchment, scratched his head, trying to stop his friend, "You don't want your scalp to become shiny, do you?"

Strange paused before leaving, turned around with a cold face, raised his chin arrogantly, and said unhurriedly:

"Before becoming the supreme mage, I was the most famous doctor of neurosurgery in Pennsylvania. I got both MD and PH.D. The neurosurgery I was in charge of never failed, even Moniz and Lima (the founders of psychiatric surgery) ) Standing in front of me, I can only bow down..."

He spat out a bunch of medical terminology eloquently, revealing his outstanding medical achievements and profound medical knowledge. Compared with him, Hal, who was born as a pilot, could only hold the parchment and look at Sterling. Lankey is stupid:

"...So, what do you mean by saying so much? You don't want your hair?"

Strange snorted and said emphatically, "I mean, as the greatest doctor of this century, even if I'm really infected with Vicoa's virus, I can study it myself if you give me a few days. Come up with a treatment plan, root, root, no, need, want, Ms. Uta's help, please step aside, I'm going to start researching!"

- Get out of the way!I'm going to start pretending!

Seeing Doctor Strange leaving confidently and proudly, Nathalie couldn't help watching him go away with admiring eyes, and praised sincerely and frankly: "He is so knowledgeable that he can study the treatment plan within a few days. , really worthy of being the supreme mage of the earth."

"Hahaha, is that so?" Hal touched his nose guiltyly, picked up the parchment, and helped Natherie translate it in a good-tempered manner.

While explaining the rules on the parchment, he couldn't hold back his curiosity and quietly asked Natherie about the 'baldness'.

"Is this virus contagious?"

"Yes, it can be infected through the body fluids of carbon-based life forms, such as blood, saliva, and sweat."

Hal stroked his hair, thinking hard whether he had any body fluids with Strange.

"Uh... infected by the virus, will there be any early symptoms? For example, the hairline recedes, or the hair becomes thinner?"

"The people of Vikoa can see, but the people on Earth can't seem to see it." Nathali seemed even more confused than Hal, "I have always wanted to ask, what does baldness have to do with hair? Letting the scalp shine has nothing to do with hair relationship?"

"But it will make the scalp shine. If there is hair, it can't shine?" Hal forcefully rounded up the situation, and faced Natherie in a daze.

"It's to make the scalp shine, so it has nothing to do with the hair. There is no hair anymore." Nathalie also answered as a matter of course.

……

......... Isn't this still going around? ? ? ?

Hal finally had a taste of Nathalie's bald expression ability. After thinking hard for a while, he suddenly had an idea, and asked Natherie in a different way:

"Didn't you say before that on Vikoya, the hospital can treat baldness? How does the hospital in Vicoa treat baldness?"

——If Naseli can’t express the symptoms of this virus infection clearly, then it’s a good way to start from the treatment method of Vicoya Hospital!Hal thought happily.

Nathali, calmly: "We will unscrew the patient's head and put it in the treatment machine, then take the cured head out of the machine and put it back in again."

Hal: "..." This treatment plan is really good, you win.

Your hospital on Vikoya is really imaginative, haha.

Seeing how sad and indignant Hal's eyes were, Nathalie pursed her lips and asked suspiciously, "...wouldn't the hospitals on Earth do this? Wouldn't the doctors on Earth take the patient's head off first for treatment?"

The corner of Hal's mouth twitched, and he tried to pull out a smile: "I'm really sorry, we earthlings just can't screw our heads off, so I'm so sorry."

"I should be the one who said I'm sorry," Nathali felt a little embarrassed after realizing her stupidity, "I didn't understand the situation of the earth in advance, and I let you down."

In the middle of the conversation, thinking of Strange who walked away without turning his head, Natherie's expression became a little admirable again, "It seems that if the head cannot be removed for treatment, Doctor Strange can overcome the baldness virus on his own— He is more genius than we imagined, really a good doctor across the universe."

Hal said dryly, "...hehe, then he is really a good doctor, a genius."

Although he always had a premonition that under Strange's arrogance, things would only get worse.

……

…………

In the evening, Hal's ominous premonition was finally confirmed.

06:30 in the afternoon, just at dusk, when the sun will never set.The two people who were dining under the leadership of Mr. Wang from Karma Taj were suddenly shrouded in a burst of extremely dazzling light.

Accompanied by a huge vortex of magical energy, Doctor Strange, wearing a red cloak and yellow gloves, appeared out of nowhere in Karma Taj's huge restaurant.

With his appearance, the entire gloomy restaurant seemed to be filled with several kilowatt headlights, bright as day.The dazzling light made it hard for Mr. Wang and Hal to open their eyes, and they couldn't notice Strange who came through the space door at all.In their eyes, Strange was wrapped in a huge halo, almost unrecognizable.

"——Naseli Ashra Uta!!"

When Doctor Strange suppressed his angry growl, Hal, who squinted his eyes, finally confirmed the identity of the person who came. He used the power of the ring to condense a pair of sunglasses for himself, and then reluctantly passed the man-made man in front of him. Strange's figure was seen in the sun's light sphere.

The next second, when his eyes moved to his head, Hal couldn't help but let out a low cry of surprise: "Damn! Dude——your head!"

In the eyes of Hal, who was wearing sunglasses, Strange's entire head was emitting a dazzling light, not only could he not see his hair clearly, but even the outline of his face could not be discerned—Nimma, this is more than just a shiny scalp ah!It's just a blinding head, right? ?

Seeing Hal's stupid look, Strange, whose head kept glowing, became even more angry: "Woo, ta, miss, sister! Seeing how I look, do you have anything to say?"

The only one who was not disturbed by this scorching light, Nathali said honestly, "...are you sick?"

"...That's not the point! Damn it! The point is why you never said that this damn virus infection can cause such symptoms?!" Strange stood angrily at a distance and refused to approach, and said through gritted teeth.

"I said it, I said it, let the scalp shine, I said it." Nathali frowned slightly, with a puzzled expression on her face, but she still explained in a good-tempered manner, "I said, the virus will What makes you shiny has nothing to do with your hair, it's a shiny scalp."

"...And you said, without my help, you can study the treatment policy by yourself."

Seeing the innocent face of the beauty with blond hair and purple eyes, Strange was stunned.

He was about to be pissed off: Is your shiny scalp the same thing as this level of radiance?You said that there is no hair, who knows it is because it is too bright to see?Besides, I said I don't want your help, so you really don't help?Is it human? ?

Hal looked sympathetically at Strange's shinning head that was so shiny that he couldn't see it clearly, it took all his strength not to laugh out loud, and managed to smooth things over: "Okay, okay buddy , calm down, let's think of a way, this, this thing can't be entirely blamed on Nathalie! It wasn't you who turned around confidently at the time!"

It was fine if he didn't say it, but when he said it, Strange completely exploded!

Out of anger, he clacked his fists and yelled, "Damn it! Because I'm a Doctor of Neurosurgery! I'm not a domestic electrician, and I'm not in charge of fixing light bulbs!!"

At this moment, Strange's white head turned into a flashing red light because of his excessive anger. Compared with the previous dazzling white light, this red light can barely be seen. Clear Strange's head.

The moment he saw the other party clearly, Hal's consolation stuck in his throat, and Mr. Wang's consolation suddenly became hoarse.

——The two of them stared at Strange dumbfounded. Above his neck, where his head should have been, was now replaced by a huge red light bulb.

Right now, the big, shiny light bulb was facing Hal, and he asked angrily, "When you taught Uta English, why the hell didn't you tell her there was an English word called 'lampbulb' (light bulb)?"