Where is the magic virus?

Chapter 28 Pseudoscience Installation

At 06:30 in the morning, the Avengers headquarters was quiet.

Just as Steve got up from the bed and was about to go out after washing up, he found Nathalie standing at the door of the laboratory, holding a fish tank-like thing filled with a lot of black liquid out into the sunlight lift it up.

... When did this child wake up?

Thinking of this, Steve walked forward habitually, and greeted the other party politely and somewhat rustily.

Strangeness is definitely unfamiliarity. In the long time since Natherie first came to New York, Captain America really had no chance to get along with this alien girl alone.No, even the rare few conversations were basically about business affairs.

The Knight Commander was originally a taciturn and uncommunicative type, and Steve was not as easy as Tony to provoke the other party and then talk nonsense... In short, when two people who are too serious and upright get together, it is easy to get confused. Damn it.

For example now.

Steve, politely: "Good morning, Nathalie."

Nathalie, solemnly: "Good morning, Captain."

... After that, they didn't know what to say at all. The two of them were relatively silent for 3 minutes.

"........."

Nathalie didn't think much of it. Steve was a little embarrassed. He looked at the fish tank-like thing Nathalie was holding, and asked Nathalie casually:

"……Do you need help?"

... He is really purely kind. Captain America can help a strange old lady across the road, so naturally he will not ignore the physical work of the ladies.

As a result, Nathali said firmly and without hesitation: "No need."'

Steve: "…………………"'

...Look, that's how God talks to death.

Coincidentally, it was also at this time that Tony, who had been working all night to modify his armor, also wandered out, planning to get some frozen food for a casual meal, and then continue to go back to the laboratory for research.

The inventor, with disheveled hair, wearing only an oil-stained racerback vest and dark circles under his eyes, walked towards the kitchen uninterestedly, but when he saw Nathalie and the things in her hand, My eyes lit up.

"Is that what you're holding in your hand, the Vicoa device, Nathali?"

Tony's tired-looking face suddenly flooded with a strange light, and he stared intently at the thing in Nathali's hand, trying to figure out the function of this thing.

"Good morning, Mr. Stark." Nathali greeted Tony with a serious look, and then nodded, "Yes, I am assembling Vicoya's medical equipment according to the installation instructions."

——Sure enough, these Vicoa's incredible technologies!

The corner of Tony's mouth twitched, his eyes gleamed with a strong thirst for knowledge, and he asked the alien commander in a deliberately sweet and greasy tone:

"Then can I join your work? I promise not to make trouble!"

Hearing this sentence, Steve, who had just been rejected, sympathized with Tony for a second in his heart.

As a result, in the next second, Nassari said decisively without hesitation:

"Of course, Mr. Stark. I can translate the specific installation process for you."

Steve: "……………………???"

His heart was pierced, Captain America, who was treated differently, felt his heart was pierced.

Forget it, forget it, Nathali must have her reasons for refusing herself... After all, she is installing Vicoa's cutting-edge technology, and letting someone like herself who doesn't understand machinery at all do this kind of work, she can't do it herself Well, scholars like Tony or Lang who are proficient in machines are very suitable for this kind of meticulous work. I can't even use a microwave oven for the time being...

The more he comforted himself, the more desolate he felt. Steve silently watched Nathalie and Tony enter the studio together, and the cold wind blew up behind him instantly, bringing with it a few withered leaves.

He stood alone on the spot for a while, until the wicked Tony closed the door of the studio by the way, then turned and left, and continued his morning jogging and exercise work every morning.

Steve: Slapping his face with cold disgust.JPG

……

...This misunderstanding is embarrassing. Natheri really didn't dislike Steve and picked Tony for help. It's just that for Natheri, Steve and Tony are asking two different questions.

Steve put Natheri in the position of a weak lady, and asked Natheri in a gentlemanly manner if she "needs" help—what a joke, how could it be possible for the captain of the knights of the Vicoa Empire to do such a trivial thing You still need other people's help, and you can install all the equipment by yourself. Saying this kind of thing is simply an insult to a knight commander!She has a good personality if she doesn't lose her temper.

So she quickly explained to Steve that she didn't need help at all.

——It’s not that he is refusing Steve’s help, but he is simply telling the other party that he can complete all the work by himself without the help of others.

But Tony was smarter. He simply asked the other party "Can I join your work" on an equal footing with a friend, so Nathalie agreed directly and easily.

Therefore, before recognizing the essence of Miss Knight Commander, Captain America and Nassari have maintained this chicken-and-duck way of talking for a long time, and have not yet realized that it is the planet that caused them to talk so embarrassingly. cultural difference……

Full of confidence and expectation, Tony walked into the studio where Nasali installed the medical equipment with his head held high, full of thoughts of seeing and researching these new technologies from Vicoa.

This time, with Natherie leading and interpreting, he is confident that the bad situation of going to heaven will not happen again, so he is going to measure Natherie's endurance limit and mess around... No, it is to do some extra little research.

Vicoa's viruses are so miraculous, and the treatment equipment will only be more mysterious than these miraculous viruses. Take the degaussing headband last time as an example. Tony has studied it for a long time but can't draw any real conclusions. He didn't even figure out how the tape worked.

The same is true for the strong acid facial cleanser a few days ago. Why did it target the virus?Why is it not harmful to human skin?Why do people grow their faces back?Why does it still have the whitening effect... He secretly hid a little strong acid medicine, and the ingredients are still being analyzed.

Faced with a new scientific world, the inventor was really excited. He walked around the studio a few times, first looked at the various parts in the big box, and then walked around the two assembled machines in the studio. After a careful observation with the huge instrument, Nassari unfolded a hundred thousand patterns of why.

"If I'm not mistaken, you have already installed these two instruments... No, this one looks like it's already started working?"

Tony tapped on a device that looked a bit like a giant needle.

"This one is the medicine dispensing machine. It was the one that prepared the special medicine for the king's disease." Nathali's subordinates quickly translated the instructions of the equipment she was about to assemble into English.

Tony suddenly had the urge to dismantle this magical dispensing machine and reinstall it.

He forcibly suppressed his hand that was about to move: "What about the other one?"

The other machine is composed of two parts, one part is a cube-shaped box with an LCD screen inlaid on the side, and a funnel-like vortex on the top.The other part is a mechanical arm similar to the clip of the doll in the claw machine.

"That one is a baldness diagnosis and treatment device. It was scheduled to be used when Mr. Strange contracted baldness before, but Mr. He cured himself again... But since this disease has already appeared, we still give priority to it. It is more convenient to install the baldness diagnosis and treatment device first."

Nathalie answered honestly.

Tony Stark, who still doesn't know that Strange has contracted some ghostly baldness: "..."

He took a deep breath, tried his best to calmly dig out the symptoms and treatment methods of the so-called baldhead virus infection from Naseli's mouth...

Then he nearly laughed out loud.

——Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! !

(Strange: ......... I really want to kill people to silence them)

Nathali glanced at Tony, who was lying on the floor with a smile, in some confusion. She couldn't understand why the other party suddenly became happy. She had to ignore Tony's behavior and continued to explain to him the operation of the baldness diagnosis and treatment instrument. Correct usage.

"This diagnosis and treatment instrument is actually very simple to use. Patients with baldness only need to sit on this medical chair, then place their heads correctly under the mechanical arm, press the switch on the LCD screen, and then the mechanical arm will be released. Come down, unscrew the patient's head, put the bulb head in the lamp breaker over here, smash it, and put the head back in."

Tony's laughter stopped abruptly.

Iron Man, who has always been at the forefront of earth science and technology, basically does not panic when things happen, and thinks that everything can be explained by science shows a frightened expression.

"Wait, you mean... this robotic arm, the way to treat baldness is to screw off the patient's head? And... put it in here and smash it??"

"Yes," Nathalie nodded, and said with a little pride:

"I ordered the latest model of the bald head diagnosis and treatment instrument. Its mechanical arm is very advanced and can rotate and twist the head. The previous model was all pulled out, which may make the patient's neck a little longer... "

Tony: "........."

Not advanced at all!Just seeing someone grow a light bulb head makes me want to screw his head off—people on the earth rely on medical technology to cure diseases, but you Vikoya people may not rely on imagination to treat diseases, right?

And what are you so proud of!A mechanical arm that can rotate is called a reform?

An ominous premonition gradually emerged in Tony's heart.

Sure enough, the medical equipment that Nathalie will install next... As expected, it has nothing to do with science and technology.

In order, she is next to install a sprayer.

Tony felt that his three views were collapsing: "...Why is there a sprayer in Vikoya's medical equipment? Wait, is it the sprayer I thought?"

"This sprayer is designed to deal with discoloration."

Nathali patiently said: "If you are infected by the melanosis virus, all the pigments in your body will be swallowed by the virus, so that your whole body will turn flesh-colored from head to toe, your eyes will become flesh-colored, your hair will become flesh-colored, and your teeth will become flesh-colored. The color of flesh, even blood and internal organs will turn into flesh-colored—the more critical point is that this virus is contagious and can infect other materials.”

"thing?"

"Like your clothes, your shoes, or your armor."

Tony imagined that his beautiful tomato scrambled egg-colored armor turned into flesh-colored, and couldn't help shivering.He quickly sorted out the symptoms of the virus, and suddenly his eyes widened.

"So, this spray...is it really the spray I imagined?"

"The spraying machine is specially used for the treatment of depigmentation. The patients take off their clothes and stand in this isolation box. The spraying machine can quickly color these patients. It can also dye the hair of the patients for free, so that the patients can maintain a happy mood."

Nathali solemnly introduced the machine she was assembling.

Tony: "........."

Your Vicoa hospital really knows how to play, but I lost.

Immediately afterwards, Nathali translated to Tony all the installation procedures of the medical devices to be assembled today.

The first place is this stupid sprayer, and the second place is a device used by the hospital of Vicoya to inject medicine, which can accurately inject quantitative medicine into the internal organs, bone marrow and cells of the human body——Tony I feel that this instrument should be able to play a big role in the earth hospital, but its installation process is extremely inexplicable.

"Naseli, can you tell me...why did you have to laugh out loud during the installation of this so-called injection=injection device??" You must laugh from the bottom of your heart when installing the device, and laugh so hard The engine heard"—are you mistranslating this sentence or are you kidding me?"

"You have to laugh like this. If there is no sound or screams, or something else happens, the engine of this injector will stop working." Nathali warned seriously. "There is a liquid energy in this engine that can sense the [emotions] of the surrounding creatures and use [emotions] to work. If the installer or operator is not in a good mood, it will strike."

Tony: "........."

Seeing you speak so seriously, I really can't imagine what kind of ghost liquid energy can do this!

He tried to refute her with what Natheri said: "According to what you said, if we need this kind of liquid energy to work all the time, we have to stand by its side and laugh all the time? What if the patient can't laugh? What if the injection arrives?" Will half of the machines go on strike?"

"It will be like this," Nathali recalled the Two Point Hospital on Vicoa, "so in Vicoa, before the patient uses the injection device, the nurse with stronger strength will knock the patient out, so that It saves money for anesthesia. And there will be a special person standing by the injection machine 24 hours a day, with a joke book in hand, ready to laugh at the engine at any time."

In the hospital in Vicoya, laughing 24 hours a day is also an ability, which can raise wages.There are also many nurses who go to the training class to obtain the "Laughing Ability Certificate", which shows that this ability is not so easy to master.

"Hahaha."

Tony, who felt that the whole person was not well, also laughed a few times.

...He doesn't want to do any more scientific research on these shitty Vicoa instruments now, these instruments are fucking big, and he wants to be quiet.

In the third place is a thing similar to a popcorn machine, which is said to treat "glycation disease". This popcorn machine requires Tony to straighten all the hair on his body before installing it, and then wear a special lightning rod on his back. (?).

(Tony: ... Protest! You are discriminating against natural rolls!)

The fourth place is the "mummy disease" diagnosis and treatment instrument, which is actually a complete set!It features a pharaoh coffin, matching mausoleum stairs, matching sphinx, matching Egyptian pillars, and matching paintings!Moreover, these paintings had to be painted by Tony with special paints according to the small picture standard in the instruction manual!

(Remorseful Tony: ...I knew I couldn't let the captain run away just now! He's the one doing the illustration!)

Ranked fifth is the singer's paranoid brain control device, which must first input all the songs on the earth.

Ranked sixth...

Ranked seventh...

ranked eighth......

Iron Man, who was tortured physically and mentally: "..."

He gritted his teeth: "If the time can go back to this morning..."

Instead of now, he had to bite the bullet and look at the last instrument that needed to be installed.

I saw that the manual said:

【Animal epidemic prevention and treatment radar】.

[Installation Instructions]: Follow the steps shown in the manual, connect the special speaker [A] to the phonograph [B], wind the power line [C] around the docking port as much as possible, and insert a live bat over one meter in length into the special speaker , and then turn on the power supply, and carry out relevant debugging according to the diagram.

A live bat over one meter in length is stuffed into a special horn.

Stuff a one-meter live bat into a special horn.

Put the bat in the horn.

Looking at the huge horn with a diameter far exceeding one meter, Tony was silent for a long time, and then looked at Nathali affectionately:

"Wait, I'm going to Gotham City, grab Batman and stuff it in..."

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