Where is the magic virus?

In the majestic Avengers headquarters, the medical room alone occupies an entire floor.The wealthy Tony Stark spent huge sums of money to build a very complete medical rescue center.

Just today, all the superheroes on duty gathered in the medical room. Everyone stood in the research room, and their eyes were consciously or unconsciously cast on the large piece of orange peel on the petri dish in the middle.

Tony folded his hands, stared at Steve coldly, took a deep breath for a long time, and then said through gritted teeth: "...So, it's because you took an orange from someone else! And then we were forced to be the whole A joke in New York or even the whole of America for more than a week?"

"It was my fault, sorry, Tony, it was my fault."

Steve stood in the middle in embarrassment, bowed his head in guilt and embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I didn't think of it... I just ate an orange."

— an orange, yes, just an orange!

The culprit who tortured him and Iron Man to death was an orange.

It wasn't until he saw the orange peel under Nathali that Steve suddenly remembered that he and Tony had indeed "shared" a sour orange half a month ago.

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It was a peaceful morning, and Steve got up early as usual, doing morning exercises in the park near the Avengers headquarters.On the way back, he helped a strange old woman with walking difficulties to cross the road.

As a thank you, the silver-haired old woman smiled and took an orange from her basket and put it in Steve's hand, and graciously told America's Sweetheart that she picked it from her garden The fruit tastes particularly good.

So Steve held the orange frankly, walked all the way back to Stark Tower, and ate the orange as an after-dinner fruit.

To make matters worse, at this moment, he happened to bump into Tony, who had just woken up, and the latter walked past him naturally, and then squeezed a small slice of orange from his dinner plate into his mouth.

Avengers: "..."

The corner of Tony's mouth twitched, and the smile on his face gradually changed: "So, so—you just let me eat that thing, right?"

He looked at Steve like a fool, and walked around the room annoyed: "Ha, ha, ha, what a familiar story—this is the fruit I picked from my own garden, it tastes very good— —Is Snow White also persuaded by her stepmother to eat a poisoned apple? My God, Captain, has no one ever told you not to eat candies handed over by strangers?"

"Tony, this is different." Steve had a look of embarrassment on his face. "It was just an old lady. I did her a little favor and she gave me a little gift."

"Snow White, you'd better be careful, and help the old lady cross the road and leave it to Spider-Man!" Tony was about to die of anger, he looked at the rotten orange peel, and almost doubted life, "Damn it, Why did I eat something from your plate so cheaply, I just ate a piece of orange, a piece of orange!"

Seeing Steve's miserable appearance, Natasha coughed lightly, stepped forward and said something fair: "To be honest, it's not entirely the captain's fault. According to the situation explained by the captain, the other party is obviously targeting the captain. So, even if it didn’t work that time, the other party will always think of other ways.”

Natasha analyzed bit by bit.

The other party should be very familiar with Steve, so they arranged a plan. According to Steve's personality, it is impossible for him not to help the old man, and it is even more impossible for him to throw the gift given to him by the old man into the trash can. As soon as he said it, he would just eat up "this heart" honestly.

Because of the super serum, Steve himself has stronger resistance to the virus, so after being infected, the onset period was postponed for a few days, so all of them only searched for the information of the previous seven to five days. And because Tony only ate a little bit, he should belong to the pond fish that was affected.

The affected pond fish: "..."

snow White:"………………"

They were so angry... they didn't even hold hands, and left the medical room with livid faces. One was holding a shield, the other was wearing armor, and they were eager to give the bad bastard a good look.

Nathalie: "Excuse me, I think I can help..."

Chi Yu and Snow White didn't turn their heads back: "Thank you, Nathalie, you've done enough, just leave it to us."

Seeing the two rushing out the door, Strange and Natasha exchanged glances: "...It seems that he is really angry."

Nathalie: "Sir, I think I can really help."

Strange: "It's okay, Natherie, let the two of them vent their anger, it's good for everyone."

Nathali, puzzled: "So the interstellar locator has already located another coordinate, so don't worry about them?"

Besides... can the 'angry' of the earthlings be vented?

Coordinate location: five miles from New York City, a gas station in a deserted suburb.

In the small gas station full of sundries, there are only two dirty fixed gas pumps, and a few dilapidated trucks are parked in the carport next door. Looking in from the window outside the gas station, you can vaguely see A kitchen full of instant pizza boxes, with a few cockroaches crawling inside and out of the pizza boxes.

Lang, who had shrunk himself down to the size of an ant, stared stiffly at the awful window, not wanting to crawl inside.

He watched his girlfriend Janet flying past the pizza boxes and cockroaches with ease and lurking towards the living room inside with her wings, so he gritted his teeth and jumped in from the window.Carefully avoid the cockroach guards and land on the indoor floor.

On the other side, in the conference room of the Avengers headquarters, the interior of the gas station from the perspective of Ant-Man and the Wasp was clearly displayed on the huge screen, and the fully equipped superheroes were paying attention to the layout and enemies here.

——Before the situation becomes unclear, dispatch Ant-Man and the Wasp to conduct a preliminary investigation, then the captain makes a plan, and then Strange "opens the door" to subdue the enemy through division of labor and cooperation. This is a common strategy used by the Avengers.

This time too, Lang and Janet sneaked into the suspected location skillfully with a special camera and contact system, and then successfully found the suspect.

In the messy restaurant inside the gas station, two big men, one fat and one thin, were dining.

Unaware of the intrusion, they were eating microwave pizza while staring at the silent New York TV station on the TV.

After a while, the fat one swallowed a sip of milk and said dissatisfiedly, "It's so strange, it's been so long, why is there no news from Captain America? These reporters on the TV station are really useless."

As soon as this sentence was said, not only the Wasp who was parked in the corner of the ceiling, but also Ant-Man who was eavesdropping in the corner were shocked, and quickly turned up the transmission volume.

In the headquarters, Natasha, who heard this sentence, glanced at Tony clearly, as if to say: Look, if you didn't eat that piece of orange cheaply, it should have been the captain's death.

The corner of Tony's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help turning his head to glance at Steve. After seeing the other person's face that was a hundred times uglier than his own, his mind was strangely balanced.

Nathali looked at the screen in surprise, and hesitantly asked Strange in a low voice: "So, why did they do this to Captain America?"

What's the point of being infected with this virus and not getting hurt or getting in the way?

Strange thought for a while, and before he could think of any reasonable explanation, he heard another thinner guy on the big screen yell at his companion:

"What an idiot! Are there any problems within the Avengers and let the TV station know? Are you going to expose your weakness to the world?! If you were Captain America, you would let your teammates know that you are pregnant?? !"

"…………"

For a moment, the air seemed to stand still.

A wasp fell from the ceiling.

The meeting room of the Avengers headquarters suddenly fell into a terrible silence.

Six people with twelve eyes stared uncontrollably at Steve's... lower abdomen.

The latter's face immediately turned pale, and Steve stared at the scolding thin man on the screen in disbelief, feeling the hot gazes of everyone, and couldn't help but take a step back.

"Wait—what are you thinking? Why don't you really believe those people?! I'm a man, it's biologically impossible... God, why should I explain my Is there such a thing as pregnancy..."

As soon as his words fell, the thin man on the screen continued to curse:

"...As long as he eats that orange, he will definitely be pregnant! So our problem now is not to investigate whether he is pregnant, but to investigate how many months he has been pregnant! How is the pregnancy status! Can the child be born? !understand!?"

As soon as these words came out, Tony, who was still watching a good show just now, was gloating. JPG's face suddenly turned green, and he also took a step back, intentionally or unintentionally covering his belly.

Following his movements, everyone's eyes immediately fell on his lower abdomen, and the meaningful eyes made Tony's whole body go numb.He subconsciously took a breath, tried hard to put his little stomach away, and then said with a cold face:

"Eating an orange can make someone pregnant? Do you really think Greek mythology came true?"

Darwin's coffin can hardly bear it!

"..." Everyone was at a loss for words for a moment, it seemed impossible?

Nathali tilted her head, thought for a while, and said affirmatively, "If it's Vicoya virus infection, as I remember, it can really make a man pregnant."

Tony & Steve: "..."

They looked at Natherie in horror, as if they were looking at Satan who had just climbed up from hell.

"But, didn't Strange say that this is love&peace?" The blond-haired, blue-eyed American sweetheart even trembled slightly, looking pitiful. "Isn't it enough to just spiral up to the sky?"

"..." Tony began to feel now, compared to pregnancy, a symptom that makes him want to kill himself as soon as he hears it, what is the spiral going to the sky!What's the point of holding hands for treatment!It's still too sweet.

Nathali nodded this time with certainty: "Yes, according to the RNA benchmark found in the interstellar locator, you are indeed infected with the twin virus. But whether there is a second virus in that orange is unknown now. Haven't had time to confirm yet."

What she meant was that the other party might have injected two viruses into the same orange, one was to make Captain America spiral into the sky, and the other was to make Captain America pregnant.

Steve, who was struck by lightning, stood against the corner of the wall in grief and disbelief, feeling that his outlook on life, world view and values ​​had been greatly impacted, even to the point of self-doubt:

Could it be that I'm really pregnant?No, it's impossible... No, I do eat more recently... No, it's impossible, but I seem to like sour things?No no no, I'm not pregnant, I'm not!I don't!

Another victim, Tony, fell into a state of sleepwalking because of the excessive shock, muttering to himself: One piece of orange, one piece of orange... It's just one piece of orange, I just ate a piece of orange...

In contrast to the silence in the conference room, there was a gas station on the big screen, and the fat man inside sighed and said:

"Hope the captain conceives a boy, Lord Red Skull will be delighted, HailHydra."

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- It's you again! !