Where is the magic virus?

"In theory, as long as the two of you keep in physical contact, whether it's face-to-face or hugging, you can demagnetize, but the Vikoa people generally choose to hold hands."

Nathalie looked at Steve and Tony, who were stupefied as if they had been slapped on the head. After thinking for a while, she calmed down and comforted the patient: "Because the contact area between the two of you will not affect the speed of degaussing, So you just need to hold hands, don't worry, it will be done soon, it will only take three months."

There was a panting sound from somewhere, and Nassali turned her head to look in the direction of the sound, and looked at Falcon, Hawkeye, and Ant-Man with some doubts, lowering their heads and shrugging their shoulders violently.

"..." Steve stared at them speechlessly, thanked Nathally helplessly, and stretched out his left hand to Tony.

Seeing Steve's palm stretched out in front of him, Tony's mouth twitched, and he pretended to be puzzled: "Ah? What are you doing? What did we just hear? Sorry, just now Pepper was discussing clean energy with me. Question, I'm going to the company soon—huh? Do you have anything to do?"

"Don't do this, please, Tony." Steve was ashamed and had a headache, his right hand was covering his eyes, and his left hand remained raised, "Extend your hand."

"Wait, captain, calm down! I didn't expect you to be such a captain!"

Tony took two steps back, his big caramel-colored eyes were wide open, and with a deliberately embarrassed expression on his face, he said jokingly, "Hey, you know, I never hold hands with men—if Vivian over there Chick Keya is willing to serve as a lead among us, and I don't mind letting her have the honor of holding hands with me."

Taking advantage of the gap between his speeches, Mr. Stark, who claims to be romantic and unrestrained, took the time to hook his fingers at Natherie, and a teasing smirk curled up on the corner of his mouth.

It's a pity that the bewildered Nathali just looked at Tony blankly, thinking about things that had nothing to do with romance. "...Why does Mr. Stark say that he never holds hands with men?"

Strange let out a loud sneer. "Come on, Stark. If it works, why don't you call all your motto girls over for a three-month game of hand-holding?"

"Because human beings are conductors, this is an objective fact." Tony argued, he hid both his hands behind his back, and his mind was spinning rapidly:

"Listen, give me half an hour, and I'll be able to develop a degaussing machine for this virus in no time! Those of us on Earth who are at the forefront of technology and pay attention to efficiency must not stick to the time-consuming and laborious method of holding hands— —”

"In addition to holding hands, you can also face to face, chest to chest, thighs to thighs, there is no problem." The caring Nathali quickly explained, "If the two of you feel that the time is too long, you can also do it during the day. Hold hands and sleep in each other's arms at night."

"........."

Steve's already stiff face turned green, and his stomach churns just by imagining the scene.

The muffled laughter behind Nathali grew louder.

Tony: "..."

He was silent for a long time before he looked at Nathali blankly: "...I really didn't emphasize the time, I just didn't want to hold hands with others."

Nathalie nodded, and then asked the question I've always wanted to ask: "So for people on Earth, does holding hands represent any special meaning? It's like a princess hugging or kissing... Because the object of the action is the captain, so You hate holding hands?"

Seeing Steve and Tony's distasteful reaction to the action of "holding hands", Nathali thought about it in her heart and thought that "holding hands"

This action, in the cognition of the people on earth, may not be a good action.

Therefore, she is really consulting Tony Stark with a "diligent questioning and eager to learn" attitude.However, when these words were spoken, Strange, who had been tortured by Natherie and was the only one who understood her words, still showed a sympathetic and sympathetic expression.

Tony: "........."

He quickly, quickly grabbed Steve's hand, pretended to be calm and said "I'll take the captain to do research", turned around and ran, and rushed out the door.

Seeing the two superheroes from Earth rushing out of the conference room, Nathali still looked strange: They are not angry now, why are they running so fast?

After the sound of Tony and Steve's footsteps disappeared completely, and a loud "hahahahahaha" erupted in the meeting room, the strangeness on Nathalie's face had turned into doubt.

Amidst the imageless laughter, Nathali recalled the actions of the people and her own question just now, and she was very sure of one point.

——The action of "holding hands" should be a very humiliating action for people on earth, and it is actually a two-way interaction, that is, both parties who perform this action will feel insulted.From this logic, it is only natural that the two infected people resisted holding hands so much.

Very good, she thought, she discovered a new common sense of the earth, and later wrote down this new discovery in her little notebook, and wrote it together with the concepts of "princess hug" and "kissing".

……

On the other side, the members of the Avengers, who had finally seen enough jokes, were gearing up one after another, adhering to the concept of "I am the only one who can bully my leader, and you will die if you dare to bully", and are ready to give a blow to the black hands behind the accident. nice.

It seems that it was just a blink of an eye. The funny guys who were lying on the sofa and almost laughed and turned over just now changed into a serious face. They divided the labor and cooperated very skillfully, and began to investigate Tony and Steve. Virus samples from two people infected.

Strange took out the virus sample data sorted out by Natherie and put it on the screen display, and highlighted the infection method of this virus: this twin virus is transmitted through food, and only two infected bodies are infected at the same time. This situation will only be caused when it enters the host body.

So here comes the problem.The twin virus is only spread through food, so what did Tony and Steve eat to get the virus?If the infection was through food, did someone deliberately poison the two people, or was it an accidental infection?

The infection period of the virus is about five to seven days. Natasha asked Friday to pull out all the surveillance videos of Tony and Steve's activities in the building during that period, and investigate frame by frame to find out who Suspected food that would infect Iron Man and Captain America at the same time.

Things weren’t too bad—it happened that during that time, Tony and Steve basically stayed in the Avengers headquarters 24 hours a day because they needed to modify their uniforms. Three meals and afternoon tea for the two of them They were all resolved in the restaurant of the headquarters, so it is more convenient for everyone to investigate.

They first deleted the non-repetitive meals that the two of them ate separately, such as Tony's pointless gulp down of black coffee, Steve's breakfast eggs every morning, etc., and the meals that everyone ate together All the food was crossed out, and several more suspicious targets were slowly locked on, planning to investigate one by one.

Eagle-eyed Clinton, who just burst into tears from laughing, volunteered to investigate the pizza shop on the corner of the street. This shop had delivered pizza to the Avengers headquarters five days ago—Natasha doubted whether he was going to work or Go for the pizza.

Ant-Man and The Wasp, who were watching a good show, took over the task of investigating the food supplier of Fulian Restaurant.

Falcon Sam, who has been holding back his laughter, has gathered a lot of sparrows and pigeons, and is going to have a look at the snack supply station at the headquarters.

As for Strange, who had been in mocking mode to Tony just now, he began to seriously study the infection mode of this twin virus and Vicoya's related medical research reports, hoping to find a simple way to treat it without holding hands.

The scientific name of this twin virus in Vicoa is "Rocket Virus", which may have caused limited damage to the people of Vicoa. Few people went to the hospital for treatment because of this "Rocket Virus" infection, so There is no specific drug or treatment for this "rocket virus".

...But why is this twin virus called "Rocket Virus"?

The answer given by Nathali is: "Because there are many variants of this virus, the Vicoa Empire often uses the guiding magnetic force between this virus to drive rockets."

Strange: ...... You guys on Vicoa really know how to play.

He thought about it, but he didn't understand why the virus variant could be used as a rocket drive... So he followed the understanding habits of the people on earth, when translating the medical report in Vicoa language, he translated the twin virus maliciously. It became a "spiral waltz" virus.

Nathali turned on the interstellar locator, input the RNA of the twin virus, and began to spread around the headquarters of the Avengers to start a range search.Holding the interstellar locator, she recalled what happened just now, and approached Strange, whispering:

"Given that the Avengers Alliance is the only organization recognized by the government of the Earth Guardians, I have every reason to suspect that the other side deliberately selected the two leaders of the Avengers, Mr. Stark and Captain."

Her conjecture was exactly the same as everyone in the Avengers had tacitly thought.While checking the monitoring, although the superheroes of the Avengers didn't say it clearly, they were basically sure in their hearts that this virus infection incident was deliberately targeted at Iron Man and Captain America.

"...How can you be so sure?"

Strange also lowered his voice, taking advantage of the opportunity to ask Natherie.

This is also the reason why Strange and Natasha still find it puzzling after confirming that someone deliberately targeted it.

If it is a simple injection of poison and a deadly virus, why should such a twin virus be injected?What is their purpose?Is it so risky to poison the food of these two people just to watch Captain America and Iron Man dance in the street?Are you living in a dream?

Or was it a TV station in New York at all?The purpose is to increase the ratings?It's ridiculous.

"Because they did so, Mr. Stark and the captain can hold hands."

Natherie also thought about it for a long time, so she answered Strange without thinking.

"It is precisely because the treatment of this virus requires two people to hold hands all the time, so the behind-the-scenes man who launched the virus will choose this virus cunningly!"

"...Sorry, the wind is a little loud, I beg you to say it again?"

Not noticing Strange's bewildered expression at all, Nathalie continued with righteous indignation:

"Think about it, conflicts always evolve step by step. As long as they are infected with this virus, Mr. Stark and the captain can only endure the humiliation and hold each other's hands. Immediately afterwards, they may be hugged by the princess. Maybe it will develop to the stage of kissing in the end... By that time, their relationship with each other has reached an irreversible point."

"Using such shameless and vicious means to alienate the leader of an organization is really against the spirit of chivalry!"

Strange: "………………………"

I really don't understand your brain circuit?