[Full-time] Two or three things I have to say with my daughter-in-law

The decision to make it public was in the afternoon a few days later, and I stopped by in the morning to get a little red book.As soon as my Weibo was released, it exploded. In addition to the blessings of various gods of glory, there are also fans from all walks of life. Some picked up photos of me helping God Ye in the challenge, and some picked up that our junior high school is a school. Yes, Madeleine, how could I not know!

Regarding this, my daughter-in-law just lowered her head slightly and said with a very hurt look, "I thought you knew..."

Europe!I know you are a big watermelon!It has been six or seven years since I graduated from junior high school, and I can’t remember the people in my class. Are you kidding me by asking me to remember people in other classes... Well, this is my fault, I blame me for not noticing, Hey, daughter-in-law, I was wrong, don't look at me like this, I know you must be laughing in your heart, you are the best at pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger... Well, I was wrong... TAT

After the end of the summer vacation (summer break), we returned to City G. The first thing we did was to move to our wife’s house. After all, I had all my red books, and it was unreasonable to live in someone else’s house. For this reason, I bid farewell to my three years with me. Year-long body pillow.

On the second day after moving to my new home, I came home after school. Seeing that it was still some time before my daughter-in-law came back to cook for me, I rarely started a live broadcast on Station B.Because of my daughter-in-law, I have a lot of fans on Weibo, and people like it as soon as I post it.After I logged into Glory Continent, I watched the live broadcast room, yo!There are quite a lot of people.

Originally planned to form a field team to collect materials today, the team was formed, and ran all the way to the entrance of the instance... and was squatted... squatted... squatted... squatted... squatted... squatted... …

"Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! It's you again! If you have nothing to do, come and explode my equipment. If you are annoying or not, if you can't beat me, I will call someone. If you have the ability to fight one-on-one!" Forget it, there are too many of them, Leave the green hills there.Don't be afraid of no firewood... Damn!Captain, you are such a coward!Actually T me!Turning around, I saw that my Yu Qingyan had already entered the battle mode, and the little warlock opposite threw a chaotic rain, and before I had time to hide, I jumped happily in place ==.

"……Depend on!"

"I am back."

Because I was wearing earphones, I didn’t hear my daughter-in-law’s voice, or I was playing too hard at the time, and I completely forgot that I was still on the live broadcast. I didn’t know that my live broadcast room exploded in a flash, and the screen was covered Damn it!" It filled the screen.

"Xiaoyu, are you brushing up materials again?" My daughter-in-law suddenly came over and startled me, and Yu Qingyan, who was about to jump on the tree, hit the tree with a "bang" with a shaking of my hand= =.The gunner at the back named Jin Xiang took the opportunity to bombard me with her armor-removing hand cannon, and then another little assassin rushed over and gave a "killing blow"! Biu!Suddenly, I dodged, then adjusted the angle of view, the black muzzle of the cannon was facing his head, sent him back to the west, and continued to run backwards with the recoil.

Seeing that I was blood red and the people behind were still chasing after me, my daughter-in-law silently took out her account card and smiled at me, "Let's settle the matter today before we have dinner." After a while, the system sent a message a message:

"Your friend Soksar is online."

……

Since then I haven't seen those little whores blowing up my equipment again.

☆、Are you free this Sunday?

Because I can only cook instant noodles, I always wait for my daughter-in-law to come back and have dinner.Usually when I’m home alone after school, I just lie in front of the computer and play Honor or curl up on the sofa and watch anime, waiting for my wife to come home.Sometimes I fell asleep just looking at it, and when I woke up, I was covered with a blanket, and my daughter-in-law seemed to have returned and was cooking in the kitchen.

Throwing back the blanket, I sneaked into the kitchen and attacked him.Walking around behind him, wrapped his arms around his waist, resting his chin on his shoulders, "Wenzhou didn't call me when he came back." Seeing that his food was almost done, "Ah." I opened my mouth and begged for food.

"I see that you slept too soundly, so I don't have the nerve to wake you up. I'm sorry for coming back so late, I will definitely come back earlier next time." As he spoke, he twirled a piece of meat and gave it to my mouth: "Greedy cat, be careful. "

"Well, it's okay, I'm not afraid."

"what about the taste?"

"Delicious! *=w=*" I licked his fingers together, um, delicious. "Speaking of which, are you free this Sunday?" I suddenly thought of a meme I saw not long ago.

"This Sunday?" Daughter-in-law put the last dish on the plate and asked me to wash my hands and prepare for dinner.

"Well, are you free this Sunday?" I saw that my daughter-in-law's expression didn't seem to understand what I said, so I pretended that I didn't understand anything.

"If the team is not busy, I can come back earlier." He thought for a while.

"Really?!" I was very happy to hear that my daughter-in-law would come back early, and I followed him all the way to the dining table. Who knew that he put the dishes on the table and then turned around and hugged me, biting my ear and saying:

"However, you don't have to wait until Sunday, you can do it today~"

"..."

Fuck... Fuck! ! !He actually understood!

"Daughter-in-law, what are you talking about...hahaha...I don't understand...hahaha..."

"Huh?" He uttered a nice but dangerous nasal voice in my ear, "Daughter-in-law?"

"Hey, Wenzhou...we have something to talk about, I have class tomorrow."

"You this Sunday, I'm free anytime~"

"..." Mom, there is a rogue TAT here

Then the next day...

"Hey, Tuantuan, ask for leave for me today... TAT"

The author has something to say: What is the situation when I feel that my word count is getting smaller every time!

☆、Xiuxiu love is healthier nine

33.

Because my daughter-in-law likes to eat boiled chicken, I specially learned how to make boiled chicken from my mother when I was at home during the summer vacation.

In order to cook chicken for my daughter-in-law, I went to the vegetable market after school in the afternoon and took a chicken home, but...it was my first time to go to the vegetable market. Home! ! !

Then when my daughter-in-law came home, I saw this scene - I squatted in the kitchen with a kitchen knife and stared at each other with a chicken...

Later, the chicken lived in our house for a long time, and finally died of three highs ==.

"Wenzhou blames you for feeding Xiaohua too fat!"

"Sorry, sorry, I think the little animal is a little fatter and cuter."

"It's cute! It's gone to heaven! Forget it, let's find a place to bury it."

"Um……"

"What's there to hesitate about... Fuck! Do you still want to kill fish pattern porridge for nothing!"

"I just think it's a pity, but since you said you should bury Xiaoyu, let's bury it. It's a big deal to eat (ni) don't (hao) (le)."

"..." Why do I feel a little cold behind my back?Haha...it's an illusion, but...Made!Fish pattern porridge I never knew you missed Xiao Hua for so long!

34.

The weather is getting colder, and I go to bed later and later at night, the bed is cold, forgive me for not having the courage to get in, so I usually wait for my daughter-in-law to go to bed first, and then I get into the bed.

"Xiaoyu should go to bed." The daughter-in-law put a glass of milk beside me.

"Wenzhou, I don't want to sleep, it's cold." I shrank into the sofa wearing the cloak of Wings of Freedom, and continued to play with my mobile phone.

"No, it's already late." As I said that, my hands were empty - the phone was taken away by him...

"Damn! Wenzhou, give me your phone! I haven't finished playing yet! I'm going to die!" I stood on the sofa and jumped over him, hanging on him and snatching the phone—gameover.

"Wenzhou, I want to bite you..." I rolled my eyes from him and fell back on the sofa.

"Want? Let's go to bed, shall we? Although... it's not impossible to be on the sofa..."

"Damn!" I sat up stiffly, "Why did I never know that you are so dirty! I think it is necessary to buy a pack of stain remover at home! Go to the bathroom and look in the mirror by yourself! I will wait for you on the bed, wash for nothing Come here when you're done, I'll warm you up." As I spoke, I pulled his collar and turned over and sat on him while he wasn't looking.

"Today, Dad will teach you how to be a man!"

Then the next day neither my daughter-in-law nor I went to work...

☆, belated 520

35.

Today is May 20th, 520. I had planned to go on a date with my wife a long time ago, but it turned out that he had to go to work and I had to go to class and neither of us had time.

What a tragedy!

I am very unhappy that I can't spend a Tianmu 520 with my wife, but it's okay, well~ I can't have a sweet date, at least we can spend a pleasant evening together.

"Ding dong!" The doorbell rang.

The daughter-in-law came back so early today?

I got up from the sofa, put on my slippers and ran to open the door, "Are you back...?"

It wasn't my wife who came, but a courier boy.

"Your courier, please sign for it." Said the courier brother handed me a few packages.

Huh?I didn't buy anything?But it does have my name on it...

After signing for the courier, I threw them on the living room floor and took them apart one by one. There were snacks, posters, clothes, and..."Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "When I saw the figurine, I went crazy for a moment. Holding the figurine, I didn't care about the cold on the ground, and rolled around on the ground. I accidentally received a text message on my mobile phone. It didn't take long to send it. I guess I didn't pay attention when I was unpacking the package just now.I took the phone and saw that it was sent by my daughter-in-law.

"Honey, did you receive the delivery? I'm sorry that today is 520, but I can't get away because of the team. I may not come back tonight. As an apology, I emptied your shopping cart. Go out with Tuantuan today and remember to play." Be happy.——Wenzhou”

In an instant, the figures in my arms fell to the ground, and looking at the large and small packages around me, I suddenly didn't want them very much.No wonder Tuantuan asked me to go out today, and I specifically said that I wanted to go home to accompany my daughter-in-law and turned it down. In fact, Tuantuan should be the same as me today, Shaotian is busy with the team and can't accompany her.

Although I was already enlightened when I was with my daughter-in-law, staying alone in the vacant room or something... But it is still so lonely.

I don't know why, so I called my daughter-in-law.

"Hey, is Xiaoyu okay?"

"..."

"Why don't you speak?"

"..."

"You...didn't go out with Tuantuan today?"

"Wenzhou..."

"Well, I'm here."

"You won't come today..." I think my voice is a little hoarse.

"……sorry, I……"

"It's okay!" Taking a deep breath, I adjusted my mood and interrupted him, not because I delayed his work. "Then I'll just order a bowl of ramen today. If you don't come back and cook for me. By the way, I received the express delivery and I like it very much! Thank you! I'm very happy. Isn't it just a 520? What's the matter? Here Its face is called 520, if you don’t give it a face, it will be the 20th of May at best, I have nothing to do, you should be busy, please~”

After hanging up the phone, I picked up the figurines on the floor, climbed back onto the sofa, curled up into a ball, and stared blankly at the ceiling in a daze.Really, isn't it just a 520, what's the point of being sad, I didn't feel anything when I was in the FFF group, why now...

In the evening I grabbed something to eat and went to bed early.I don't know how long it took, but I felt like something was wrong. When I opened my eyes, I met my daughter-in-law's eyes.

"Wenzhou."

"Ah."

"Why are you back?"

"I miss you." He smoothed my hair.

"..." I stared blankly at my daughter-in-law's face, my eyes were a little hot and I didn't speak.

"Fool, why are you crying?" Suddenly he scratched my nose and stretched out his hand to wipe my tears.

"Wenzhou..." I squinted my eyes and wanted to hold back my tears, but when his hand touched my face, it seemed that the hardest thing in my heart collapsed all of a sudden, with a "wow" So I cried, and I threw myself into his arms, "Wenzhou...I miss you so much...I miss you so much...I want to see you every day, and stay with you every day..." I don't know how long I cried, I asked about the smell of my wife and fell asleep in his arms.

the next day……

"Good morning, my Mrs. Yu." ^_^

"Wenzhou, aren't you going to the club today? Kiss~"

"We are on vacation today, so do I still have a chance to make up for you at 521 today?" [Pro]

"Oh, I remembered, I still have class today."

"I asked for leave for you." ^_^

"……heart!"

☆, No. [-] system face

36.

Our school has a newly established e-sports club, which gathers a lot of passionate young people who play glory. Of course, those who go home like me never participate in any activities.But ever since I was dug out for helping God Ye in the Challenger League, they asked me to talk about life and ideals.Rubbish and tough, a group of nerds came to look for me after class, and people blocked every toilet, chasing me for a week, well, I admit defeat. ,

"I will join you."

Most of the clubs are boys, and there are only a few girls here and there. The game characters are also scattered in various districts, and they all meet in the realm of the gods. This has caused many people who cannot pass the mission of the realm of the gods to be unable to enter, and everyone cannot gather together. together.

"We should have our own guild." I suggested that everyone set up their own guild in the new area of ​​District 12. At the beginning, many people disagreed. After all, many of them are small madmen, and leveling requires It's been a long time, but then those who opposed me were bombarded by me in the arena.

My trumpet in District 12 is a sharpshooter, let me commemorate my lost friend by the way.

The road to leveling is slowly going away, but fortunately, the experience of fighting monsters and leveling in a team will come quickly, as long as our guild goes, there will be no mobs left.As a result, the guild grew rapidly.

If the wild bosses in the 12th district are all taken over by big guilds like "Zhongcaotang", "Lanxi Pavilion", "Baqixiongtu"... Then we are the new dark horses, following the wealthy guilds to grab the bosses, probably Not many guilds dared to do this.But we took advantage of the fact that everyone in the club got together and had a shared vision to snatch a lot of bosses and make a lot of money, and then I was killed by a little beautiful warlock...

The little beautiful warlock was very tricky, she separated me from the crowd, and seeing that I was hopeless running back, I took advantage of her long range and better equipment to fight her blood, and I died in the end==.Meow, are all the girls so violent now!

The little beautiful warlock has a very tall English name called "ABC". It's also a brand of aunt's towel. You can tell it's a very wretched transvestite at first glance!

"I just said why you are not online recently, so you went to the 12th district to practice the trumpet." The little beautiful warlock spoke in a very, very, very familiar voice, but at this moment, my hands trembled and I threw the mouse ==.

Yu Wenzhou.

"Damn it!" Subconsciously, I cursed. "Why did you play the monster number!"

Due to the distance, my teammates only knew that I cursed and didn't hear a certain Blue Rain captain on the other side of the headset paused, "This is the vest number given by the club."

"Well, Shemale." I emphasized.

"Don't make trouble, isn't the BOSS who brought people to rob Lanxi Pavilion afraid of being discovered by Mr. Chunyi?"

"Dachun? He already knew. When have I handed in the materials dropped by the wild map boss with them? Don't block my way of making money." Why do the five masters of Lanxi Pavilion never include me?Because I'm just a name.

"Okay, as you like, do you mind if I come to your sister's guild as an undercover agent?" As I said that, I received a message to jump to apply to join the guild.

"Okay, help us grab the boss when you have time." I said yes. "But how did you recognize me?"

"When you went from District [-] to District [-], which number did you create that wasn't the No. [-] system with a black face and long, straight bangs?"

I:"……"

☆, the most beautiful you

38.

I don't know who my mother is or what she looks like. I only remember that when I was five years old, my father brought back an aunt and said to me, "Xiaoyu, she will be your mother from now on."

Auntie was right, it wasn't bad, and it wasn't particularly good. Later, there was a younger brother in the family, and the whole family revolved around that little baby, and I was naturally released.

Because no one cares about me, I skipped school to go to Internet cafes, hacked other people's accounts and sold them to make money. These things seem to have become commonplace.When I was in junior high school, I fell in love with a boy in my class, a boy who smiled like a little sun.He has good grades, and many girls in the class like him.At that time, he was my deskmate, the first person who told me not to go to the Internet cafe, it was not safe.Maybe it was just his unintentional words, but I have to admit that my heart was moved at that moment.

In order to catch up with his footsteps, I studied hard and never went to Internet cafes, let alone hackers. I wanted him to notice me, but at that time he already had a girlfriend.When I was filling out the application form in the third year of junior high school, my dad couldn’t come because I had a social occasion, and my mother couldn’t come because I had to take care of my younger brother. I sat next to him and eavesdropped on him chatting with his mother, wondering which school he was going to take, and suddenly , I asked myself the question "Where is my mother?"

When I was in high school, I started to investigate my father who abandoned me. Because I was admitted to a key high school, everyone rarely paid attention to me. When I went to my grandfather’s house during the Chinese New Year, I saw photos of my father when he was young.There was a photo of my dad with a young woman who seemed to be on good terms, and a photo of my grandparents holding two little babies, one of which was definitely me, but what about the other?

Then after my careful observation, I found that my father would go to the bank to transfer money to an account every month.That card number does not belong to anyone in our family.Following the card number, I found the approximate address of the holder, but when I actually found that person, I was already in college, and what I saw was not my biological mother, but a grave.

Since then, every Tomb-sweeping Day, no matter how busy the team is, Wenzhou will accompany me all the way to Nanshan Cemetery to sweep the graves, and when I run into Ye Shen and the others, he will tell me about my mother's past.

"Wenzhou, actually, I think I'm quite lucky compared to them."

"is it?"

"Well, look, at least I have no worries about food and clothing since I was a child, right?"

"Ah."

"And the most important thing is that I was lucky enough to meet you who loves me so much at the most beautiful age."

"So I'm pretty lucky too. ^_^"

"Oh?"

"Because I also ran into you when you needed it most." [Dear]

I:"……///"

☆, Happy Zongzi Festival!

daily weibo show love

Ever since my relationship with my daughter-in-law became public, my Weibo has gained a lot of followers.One day when I was browsing Weibo, I saw a Weibo by Tuantuan:

Troubled by Ye Yu: "June [-]st", the boy who sends snacks to girls is the most handsome! 【Picture】【Picture】【Picture】

I turned around.

Please call me Mrs. Yu √: I’m still a child【Picture】//@夜雨感脑: "[-]", the boy who sends snacks to girls is the most handsome! 【Picture】【Picture】【Picture】

After a while, my daughter-in-law retweeted me on Weibo.

Yu Wenzhou V: The order has been placed, please remember to sign for it^_^//@Please call me Mrs. Yu √: I am still a child【Picture】//@夜雨感脑: "[-]", send snacks to girls Boys are the most handsome! 【Picture】【Picture】【Picture】

Then I saw the comments below, all, all of…

FFF

Wife, you should lose weight.

"Wenzhou, have you gained weight recently?" I lay on my daughter-in-law's stomach at night, rubbing his belly, "Look, you're about to have a belly."

"Is there?" The daughter-in-law touched her belly, "It seems to be fat."

"So, honey, you are going to lose weight, go for a run with me every morning from today on." I kissed my daughter-in-law's cheek, um, it tastes good~

"Running? Actually, you can do it at home too. ^_^"

"What can I do at home? Sit-ups or push-ups?"

"Fuck you. ^_^"

"roll!"

The next book is missing one

Generally, I have a regular team for bookkeeping. Of course, our five-member team has nothing to do with Ye Shen. Under normal circumstances, I will never play with him unless it is absolutely necessary.The reason is very simple, as long as I make a bet with him, I will basically lose everything and get nothing. For details, please refer to "Blue Bridge Spring Snow" in our guild ==.

One time when we were writing materials, there was a child in the team who couldn't go online due to family problems, and the DPS was not enough.

At that time, my daughter-in-law was watching the news, and I subconsciously turned around and shouted, "Wenzhou, come and play with me!" I didn't pay attention when I said it, and forgot to turn off the headset. Swipe over there and shout:

"Worship God!"

"God please cover me!"

"Great God, leave me a friend seat!"

That night we set a dungeon record, although Lord Grim's name was on the dungeon we brushed the next day, of course, that's a story.

☆, happy start of school!

forty

account card those crap

It's not that I didn't care that my daughter-in-law borrowed Soksar to play, but I never borrowed it again after borrowing it once.As for the reason...

In fact, I didn't have many opportunities to get in touch with Soksar. After graduation, I took over Zheng Xuan's "Guns and Bullets" at Blue Rain. After all, it is also a gun profession, so I know a little more about it.So one time at home, I asked my daughter-in-law to ask Soksar to study and study, and went to the arena for a few rounds, and it turned out...

I don't know much about warlocks. I spent a few times in the arena and was killed by the same thief several times...

The thief was stupefied when he first saw Suokesar, and he kept posting on the public channel about being merciful, and then killed me several times. In the end, he became extremely arrogant. this level?

I didn't say anything, I changed my account card silently after seeing him blind BB on the public channel, and hunted him down in the wild for a month...

I haven't seen his name lit up since then...

Take a photo

Lan Yu really, to be honest, really deserves to be a monk temple, girls, there are really not many, so that's how I use it...

Manager: "Xiao Qin, there is a press conference this afternoon. You can accompany Wenzhou and the others to attend it."

Me: "Oh!"

Manager: "Xiao Qin, there is an advertisement tomorrow, you go and accompany Wenzhou to the scene."

I'm good."

Manager: "Xiao Qin, wait for everyone from the organization and equipment department to gather, and follow the team members to take a promotional poster later."

Me: "..." Boss, we are from the equipment department, what kind of promotional photos are we taking!And you have to put me next to Wenzhou for taking pictures!I'm not an official team member!You fucking use me as a facade!

About this matter, I complained to my daughter-in-law for a long time, and then my daughter-in-law asked me with a resentful (?) face: "Don't Xiaoyu like to take pictures with me?"

No, no, dear, I definitely didn't mean that, don't get me wrong.

Eat

My daughter-in-law is a foodie. In Blue Rain, anyone who is familiar with my daughter-in-law will know that there are always a few days a week, even if he demonstrates to the children in the training camp, as soon as the meal time arrives, the game will be canceled. Pull the card and leave... Oh, yes, before going to the cafeteria, he will definitely come and drag me along.So every day when you go to the Blue Rain Cafeteria, you can see such a scene——

My daughter-in-law and I were already sitting there to eat.

"Yu Wenzhou's chicken leg is mine, don't even think about it!"

All Dog Eyes X

The author has something to say: I didn’t go to Jinjiang for a summer vacation, and I went to do a summer job, and now I’m back after school starts!I don’t even know where I wrote. The saved manuscripts were messed up by me before. I don’t know which ones were posted and which ones were not. In short, let’s post the saved manuscripts first, and I will update them every Friday in the future.

☆, complete

The shit about marriage

My sister is getting married, and Ye Buxiu, that's right, that great god Ye Xiu.Oh, bah, goddamn god, what a scumbag!Damn, call me all the way back from G City to accompany my sister to try on wedding dresses, buy wedding candy, send invitations... Where is Ye Buxiu? !What do you mean, you are sisters, you look so alike, the efficiency of trying on wedding dresses is twice that of one person? !Why don't you go to heaven!After the wedding was over, I was basically a useless person. When I returned to G City, I stayed at home and thought about my life for a whole day, and finally decided that I didn't want to run a wine shop.Wenzhou and I have already obtained the certificate, but we have not served wine because of Wenzhou's work.Although the most beautiful moment for every girl is the moment when she puts on her wedding dress, but as an Internet addicted girl since she was a child... when other girls stared at their wedding dress and dreamed, I was...

"Mistgrass?! The boss is about to go berserk, back up, nurse, don't try to control the bloodline!"

"Nurse, why did you die?! You need to hide skills! Can you hide skills? Come and learn from me, jump left, jump right, jump forward, jump backward, why did you jump backwards?! What is the mission of the domain of gods? Passed!"

……

And so on, it is a miracle that I can find a husband...

Thanks to that guy Ye Buxiu... The family started urging me to serve wine.

"Wenzhou... I don't want to serve wine~ I don't want to~ I don't want to~ I don't want to~ I don't want to wear a wedding dress like an idiot [beep——] for people to watch, I'm so lazy, I don't want to serve wine, With that money, why don’t we go abroad for fun, I don’t want to serve wine...” In the middle of the night, when my daughter-in-law came back, she saw me rolling around on the bed like a worm==.

"If you don't want to have a drink...it's fine." The daughter-in-law heard me, sat on the bed and hugged me into her arms, "It's just that my fans don't know that I'm married yet, and there are others Waiting for us to break up...if we don't tell them..."

"Let's go get married!"

stupid!

My daughter-in-law went to Zurich to participate in the World League, Ye Shen took everyone to Zurich as the team leader, my sister, thanks to Ye Shen's blessing, went to Zurich as a team reporter, and I...

"Why can I only stay in Blue Rain!!!!!!!!!"

midnight:

"Hey, sister, how does it feel to go to Zurich as a team reporter?" After talking with my wife, I silently called my sister.

"Very good, the seniors have taken good care of me."

"Where do you live? Live in a hotel with Ye Shen and the others?"

"That's right, Ye Xiu and Wenzhou live across from us. Ye Xiu said that everyone is in good condition, don't worry."

"Oh, thanks, but sister, let me tell you, my daughter-in-law...cough, Wenzhou is rather stupid, he doesn't know how to take care of himself, and forgets everything when he starts studying tactics, you have to help me look at it He, remember to remind him to eat on time, don't pick what he likes to eat, eat other things, don't stay up late, it's not good for your health, and remember to drop eye drops every night, always staring at the computer, eyes can't stand it... ..."

"Okay, okay, I know you feel sorry for Wenzhou, he is not a child anymore, he will take care of himself, don't worry."

"But he's stupid!" After hearing what my sister said, I subconsciously replied, and then, a very familiar voice came from the other end of the phone in the next second:

"You don't know if I'm stupid or not. ^_^"

Since he is not in China anyway, I chuckled, "Stupid!"

The author has something to say: I believe I am definitely not the only one who goes out to work during the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday

☆、【Not related to this article】

Why don't you go to heaven!

#Yu Wenzhou

"Yu Wenzhou, why don't you go to heaven!"

"Because I want to fuck you. ^_^"

"roll!"

#yexiu

"Ye Buxiu, why don't you go to heaven!"

"Brother is flying in the sky~" [Look!Above Lord Grim’s head—Thousand Chance Umbrella]

"Ye doesn't repair your face!"

#Zhou Zekai

"Zhou Zekai, why don't you go to heaven!"

"...not...fucking you..."

"...Which guy taught my Xiao Zhou badly, get out!"

#黄少天

"Huang Shaotian, why don't you go to heaven!"

"Hey? You can't say that for a daughter-in-law. Do you know who the sky is? I am the sky. How can I fuck myself? If I want to fuck, I will fuck you. No, it should be you in the sky, not you... balabala”

"Gumbo tonight!"

☆、Happy life after marriage

I still remember that the makeup artist helped me put on my makeup on the day of the wedding, put on the wedding dress, swayed around in front of the mirror triumphantly, and sighed narcissistically, "You are beautiful in everything you wear." Later, Wenzhou carried me across the lawn , walked across the red carpet, stood in front of everyone, put me down, and straightened my skirt.Many people came that day, players from various teams, as well as various business friends of my father, who I knew and didn't know, everywhere.I stood in front of Wenzhou with our fingers interlocked, and Tuantuan stood beside me as my bridesmaid.Because of the excitement and nervousness, I no longer know what expression to use to face it.Wenzhou told me, "You just need to laugh." Then I listened to him and laughed happily the whole time.

The wedding scene was very lively, but Wen Zhou and I, the main characters, were secretly biting our ears.

"There are too many people here this time, next time I will hold a private cos wedding for you to compensate you."

"Okay, then I'm going to call on Tuantuan, and I'll call on a few big touches to help us take pictures. I want an Indy big one to hang in our bedroom."

"Then I also want to put the wedding photo in front of my desk."

"You can have this, everyone will know that you are mine~"

……

I drank a lot of wine that day. To be precise, I helped Wenzhou block a lot of wine. Most of the professional players poured it in a glass. I didn’t want my Wenzhou to be drunk by them. I.I don’t remember how I got back, I just remember that when I woke up, I was already lying on the bed at home, Wenzhou sat next to me, holding my hand, seeing that I woke up

"Hungry, I made porridge."

"Wenzhou, I'm hungry."

……

It's been several years since I've been living like this. Before I realized it, I was already a mother, and my son was already this old...

"Wenzhou, Doudou, tell me after class is over, I'll squint for a while." As I said that, I leaned against the car window and fell into a light sleep.

Doudou is already in the graduating class, and she goes home very late, so every night Wenzhou will take me to pick up Doudou from school.At this time, Wenzhou had already retired, and it was much easier to work as a guide in Blue Rain than before, but I still stayed in Blue Rain's R&D department. After sending Doudou to school every day, we could slowly go to Blue Rain.After so many years, the golden generation of those years has retired, and now there is no need to worry about encountering Wenzhou fans who are blocked in the middle of the road and rushing all over the street. Occasionally, I will meet a few fans, but they will not be as enthusiastic as before. Now, the days that were so vigorous and vigorous at the beginning are slowly returning to the ordinary now... It's like I still eat the jealousy of Wenzhou fans back then, but now it doesn't matter.Anyway, his body and mind are mine ╮(╯_╰)╭

"Dad, I..."

Doudou just got into the car after school and the door slammed shut, which made me frowned subconsciously.

"Shh." Wenzhou gestured to Doudou, "Mom is asleep, the voice should be quieter." He turned around and drove seriously.

We missed the rush hour, and the road was not congested, and soon we were home.

"Doudou open the door." After parking the car, Wenzhou carried me home, put me on the bed, covered me with the quilt...

"Wenzhou?" I was in a daze, I didn't know how long I had slept, I opened my eyes, only to see the person at home sitting next to me reading a book, seeing that I woke up, he raised the corners of his lips as usual:

"Are you awake? Doudou is already doing homework. I saw that you slept so soundly that I didn't wake you up. You have worked hard these days. Go on and sleep, I will accompany you."

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