[Football] My bamboo horse is very girly

The author has something to say: While driving the car, Scholes quietly looked at his new teammates sitting in the back row.

He only got the news from the old man a few days ago that there will be a newcomer temporarily staying at his house. Of course, this can also be called a notice, because the old man has already made a decision.

At Manchester United, the old man's words can be said to be supreme, even if it is the decision to give the no. [-] jersey of the recently departed Beckham to the little guy in his car.

As a member of Class [-], Scholes naturally had a good relationship with Beckham, but when there was a disagreement between Beckham and the old man, he could only stand by the old man's side.Everything the old man said is right, even if it is wrong, you have to take it as right.For example, at the press conference yesterday, the old man said frankly to the media that the young people around him would become another fantastic No. [-] at Old Trafford, an even better No. [-] than the previous No. [-].Since he said so, then everyone must believe so, even if he is just bragging.

Scholes was sure that at that time, many media would think that the old man was bragging again. Just that Portuguese kid who obviously just came out of the urban-rural fringe area could become the new No. [-] of Manchester United that everyone could convince?You must know that the former Manchester United No. [-] who has just stepped down is David Beckham who combines face and skills!However, as a faithful believer of Ferguson, Scholes believes that as long as the old man said, it will become a reality.

Scholes, who finished his memories, glanced at Cristiano who was curiously looking at the passing buildings outside. He felt no different from a child who was going on an outing in his father's car. He couldn't help laughing, and said yes That little guy developed a weird paternal love.

"Are you still used to breakfast?" Scholes asked, breaking the silence in the car.

"Huh?" Cristiano looked away from the car window and looked at his new teammates and his landlord who were staring at the front. "Well, it's delicious." Cristiano felt that Scholes, as the host, would definitely like this evaluation.

"Really?" Scholes laughed, "I know that people from the mainland don't necessarily like the traditional English breakfast, you know, fried bacon and toast early in the morning... I remember Eric complaining for a long time. Oh, Eric, that’s Eric Cantona.”

Cristiano also laughed, and Scholes was a little speechless looking at his smile. Judging from the short day of getting along with him, he is a very simple child, but why is he so naughty when he smiles? To give the illusion that this is a bad boy?

"I like to have a light breakfast. In Portugal, we usually eat bread with cheese or jam and coffee in the morning, but I have been drinking milk for breakfast in recent years." Cristiano said to Scholes seriously , "Drinking milk can help my height increase, which is what the team doctor asked when I was in Sporting Lisbon."

"I will remember to prepare more milk in the morning." Scholes laughed, he likes this young man, at least he is self-disciplined enough in eating.In the morning, his wife prepared a rich English breakfast to welcome guests from afar, but there were really some items in these breakfasts that were not suitable for professional players, and he noticed that the young man didn't touch them.If he can also be so self-disciplined in training, Scholes believes that the old man's latest favorite has been born.

But what Scholes said made Cristiano a little embarrassed. He had never lived in someone else's house for a long time, either at home or in a youth training camp. He was a little worried that he would not be able to establish a good relationship with the landlord, especially this Or a new teammate on his new team. "Actually, I'm not that picky. I can eat anything." He said hastily.

"It doesn't matter, my child and I have to eat anyway." Scholes almost looked at the young man who was eager to explain with "loving" eyes. He is really a child. Well, I hope today's locker room welcome ceremony will not will make him cry.

Seeing that Cristiano was still a little unnatural, Scholes simply diverted the topic: "By the way, I saw you doing morning exercises this morning, but why did you maintain that posture for a long time?" When I went out early in the morning, I was almost taken aback when I saw my young teammate squatting down a little bit like squatting on a toilet.

Cristiano was a little embarrassed: "That is a basic skill of Chinese Kung Fu. I have been practicing it since I was eight years old, and I have persisted for almost ten years." He is a very determined person, although he did not learn too difficult martial arts , but after so many years, the basic skills have not been pulled down.Over time, he also discovered many benefits. For example, the horse squatting stance made his lower body more stable, and the muscles of his legs were also effectively exercised. For example, the Baduanjin, which he used as a warm-up effect was also good. It's just a few simple movements, and the whole body can be moved.The more he felt it was beneficial, the more serious he continued to practice.It's just a pity, because time is limited, no matter how advanced martial arts he has no time and energy to learn.

Scholes didn't know that the person in front of him was just a scumbag. He thought that the person who could persist in squatting for such a long time must be a master of Chinese Kung Fu.He couldn't help admiring: "You are so good!" As a foreigner who also has the same sign in his head that he knows Chinese Kung Fu is a master, he almost looks at his new teammates with admiration.He even felt that Keane could have a good helper to share in the team's games in the future. At least in fights, as long as their new teammate pushed over, the opponent should fly out.

Scholes mistakenly labeled Cristiano as a kung fu master, and even thought he could fight Keane, but he didn't know what he had done wrong until someone was beaten up. the point.Of course, when someone was beaten and cried, and went back crying to bring in some real masters, Scholes finally understood a truth-I can't be a kung fu master, but I can also become a kung fu master man!

Through conversations along the way, Scholes had a good impression of his new teammate. He was a cute kid. Scholes' father thought so, and the father's love in his heart soared.And Cristiano also thinks that this Manchester United star who everyone likes to call Ginger Head who is a little silent at first sight is also very good, and he takes care of him like a big brother.

When the two of them were about to arrive at the Carrington Base, they could already vaguely see a lot of reporters blocking the door. "Don't worry, sit still!" Scholes held the steering wheel calmly and stepped on the accelerator.

"Are they here for me?" Cristiano has good eyesight, and he vaguely felt that he should have seen some reporters at yesterday's press conference. "Or for that No. [-] jersey?"

He lowered his head and said in a low tone: "I didn't take the initiative to wear the No. 20 jersey. At the earliest time, I thought that I might be kept in Lisbon for a year. Even if I could come to Manchester United, I thought I would It will probably be similar to the time in Lisbon, and I can only get numbers after No.[-]. Well, I have never gotten a number in the top eleven in the National Youth Team. And Figo is also No. [-]. My teammates and I I dreamed of getting his number." He felt a little wronged, as the person who was always the youngest in the team since he was a child, he really never got a jersey smaller than [-], and his good friend Quarre Smart went to Barcelona and also wore No. [-].

Seeing the uneasy look of the big boy in the back seat, Scholes flashed a smile in his eyes: "I know, it must be the old man's arrangement. Well, by the way, don't tell him, we call him the old man in private."

Cristiano raised his head, looked at Scholes and blinked, and then he realized that the old man was referring to Sir Alex Ferguson, the boss of the team.

"Boss, he seems to be my girlfriend's grandfather, um, he is a lot more kind than him." Cristiano said sincerely, he was really insensitive to the grandfather who threatened to break his leg, and he could avoid it. As far away as possible.Don't think that he will marry someone else's granddaughter, even if you want to stay too far away.

"Girlfriend?" Scholes asked casually. Based on his understanding of the colleagues around him, the girlfriends everyone chooses are nothing more than those kinds of situations-childhood sweethearts, models, reporters, and young actors.

"Well, my girlfriend Sandy, we grew up together in Madeira, she is two years older than me, and now she is studying at the University of Lisbon." Cristiano was very excited when he mentioned his girlfriend. Talked to Sandy on the phone, just because they were coming to the base the next day, they hung up after only a few words.

Oh, it turned out to be a childhood sweetheart.Scholes nodded, childhood sweethearts are much better than the other sources of girlfriends, at least they grew up together knowing the basics, and they don't have ulterior motives like others.Scholes' father immediately brought himself into a father's mentality, concerned about the emotional issues of his new teammates.

When the two of them were talking, they had already arrived at the gate of the base. The security guards at the base saw the familiar car approaching from a distance, and immediately opened the door. Scholes did not hesitate to step on the accelerator without stopping at the gate. , rushed in from the reporter's siege.

"It's so handsome!" Cristiano, who had experienced the horror of British journalists in just one day, immediately shouted.

Scholes, who likes to keep a low profile and is nicknamed "the hermit", also laughed.

Came to the parking lot, parked the car, and the two got out of the car.

"Let's go, I'll take you to the locker room." Scholes shouldered the old man's responsibility to let him bring Cristiano into the locker room and integrate into it.

As the two walked, Scholes greeted the staff he met and introduced to Cristiano. The two slowly arrived at the first-team locker room.

"It's here, come in." Scholes has already walked in.

Cristiano stopped at the door, took a deep breath, and then walked in.When he really stood in the locker room of Manchester United's first team, he had a feeling of traveling through time and space to another world.In short, it is so different from Sporting Lisbon.

There were already many people in the locker room. Cristiano looked around and saw many familiar faces. Of course, he had just fought against most of the people here on behalf of Sporting Lisbon a few days ago.By the way, he also won the game. Will they hate him for this reason and beat him up?

"Yo, welcome, our new No. [-]." A pair of brothers walked over first, the famous Neville brothers in the Manchester United team.Although there are several pairs of famous brothers in world football, only they and the De Boer brothers are lucky enough to be teammates in the club.

Scholes exchanged glances with Gary Neville, and he immediately understood that the old man had put a lot of effort into integrating his new No. [-] into the dressing room, and it is estimated that the other people should have been explained by the old man in advance.Sure enough, after the Neville brothers, Giggs and Solskjaer also crossed their shoulders and came over to say hello, and many people came over one after another.

Cristiano was a little flattered and kept saying hello to his new teammates. Many people here, he had only seen on TV in the past, but they will soon train and play together.Cristiano felt that he couldn't wait.

When even Ruud van Nistelrooy came over to say hello with his long face, many people's eyes drifted to a certain place vaguely, looking at the man who was sorting his socks as if nothing had happened, the captain of Manchester United Keane!

After tidying up the socks slowly and making sure that there was not even a single crease on the socks, Keane slowly walked over.

"Welcome to Manchester United, I hope you won't let me down!" Keane shook hands with Cristiano and walked out first.

Cristiano watched the captain leave with some concern. Was he hated?He couldn't help but look at Scholes, and now Scholes has become a kind of dependence in his heart.

"It's okay. If he doesn't say that, then he is not Roy Keane. His bad temper is probably only Peter who can control it." Scholes missed Schmeichel who had left, the Manchester United The only one on the team who could or was willing to fight Keane.

"Oh." Cristiano nodded, then naturally smiled at Scholes.Scholes patted him on the shoulder, and the two looked at each other and smiled.

"Why do I think Paul has a third child?" Phil muttered to his brother.

"You are not alone." Gary simply replied to his brother.

"But that kid seems to be very funny." Phil continued while secretly watching Scholes take Cristiano to his locker.

"Look again." Gary said lightly.As a member of Class [-] who grew up with Beckham, he couldn't accept emotionally that his jersey belonged to another person as soon as his good brother left, especially it was a very meaningful jersey.If it wasn't for the old man's orders, he wouldn't have taken the initiative to approach the newcomer so quickly.

Cristiano was unaware of the Neville brothers' conversations about him, but he was sensitive to the fact that someone seemed to be watching him all the time, which made him somewhat uncomfortable.He quickly packed himself up and followed Scholes to the training ground.

Because the previous assistant coach Queiroz went to Real Madrid as the head coach, this year's chief assistant coach for Manchester United is Scottish Walter Smith, who has already taken other assistant coaches to prepare on the training ground.

After all the players arrived, Ferguson also appeared on the sidelines, and he signaled to Smith that he could start.

Because the pre-season physical examination has been completed, even the newly joined Cristiano's physical examination has been completed early, so now Manchester United has entered the preparations for the new season, and the training intensity is gradually similar to that of the season.

Cristiano followed the training seriously. The training of Manchester United and Sporting Lisbon is also different, but the intensity is still nothing to him.

Ferguson watched Cristiano's every move with satisfaction, the kid seemed quite serious.

When the physical training was over, Ferguson signaled Smith to start technical and tactical training, so Smith grouped the existing players to start training.

Cristiano feels that this part is more difficult than the previous physical training. After all, the main tactics of each club are different. From one team to another, it is very important to adapt to the tactics.Fortunately, Cristiano is now like a sponge, desperately absorbing new knowledge, which made Ferguson nodded approvingly.Although he is still outside of Manchester United's system, he can see his determination to integrate into the team.attitude decides everything!

The same Cristiano's performance also fell into the eyes of others. Many Manchester United players participated in the friendly match against Sporting Lisbon not long ago, and saw his performance with their own eyes. Today, seeing his performance in the past together, They all nodded in their hearts, they did have a brush.

Football is a competitive sport and there is competition even among teammates within a team.Cristiano came to Manchester United with a high net worth, and put on the legendary No. [-] jersey as soon as he came, which will naturally attract some people's dissatisfaction.Now his performance is more or less convincing, but some people still plan to deal with him, for example...

After all, it is now before the season, the league has not yet started, and the training has ended relatively early.After Ferguson said a few more words, everyone disbanded, so the players walked to the locker room in twos and threes.

"How?" Gary quickened a few steps to catch up with Keane, and he asked the Manchester United captain in a low voice.

"Not so good? His skills are too flashy, and he will be very conspicuous in the Premier League, so conspicuous that people want to kick his legs off." Keane said coldly.

Giggs, who heard the conversation between the two of them, couldn't help but rolled his eyes. There is no way, the captain of Manchester United is an endocrine disorder.

"Then can we play that?" Phil curiously interrupted the conversation between his brother and Keane. Following his words, except for Scholes who was walking behind with Cristiano, The other members of Class [-] who were still staying at Manchester United also laughed out of deep meaning.Some things are self-evident.

Although he was at the back, Scholes was keenly aware of what the guys in front were doing.He thought for a while, patted Cristiano on the shoulder, and said nothing.As a low-key person, there is also a good person, but this does not mean that he does not want to watch the fun and do pranks, even if the unlucky one is about to be Cristiano, whom he regards as his "son".

Cristiano didn't know what was waiting for him next, the senior who took good care of him patted him on the shoulder, and he smiled at them.

Scholes froze for a moment, then shook his head helplessly.

The two of them finally walked into the dressing room, and each went to their own cabinets to prepare to take a shower and change clothes.

Because Cristiano was the last to enter the locker room, and he was very serious when he took a shower, which led to him being the last one to return to the locker room from the bathroom to get dressed.But when he got dressed, he realized something was wrong even in his dullness.Everyone else got dressed earlier than him, but no one left. Everyone seemed to have an appointment to wait for someone. Well, Cristiano confirmed that they should be waiting for him.

"What's the matter, captain?" Cristiano asked Keane, but his eyes couldn't help looking at Scholes, the senior he trusted the most.

Keane stepped forward: "Ronaldo, you are welcome to join Manchester United and come to this dressing room." He was a little awkward when he mentioned Cristiano's name, and scolded a damn Ronaldo in his heart.Why is there such a powerful player as Ronaldo in this world, and there is more than one!

"Thank you captain, I will try my best to integrate into the Manchester United family." Cristiano said a little awkwardly. To be honest, he was a little afraid of Keane.It's not that he didn't get along with serious people before, but he always felt that Kean's eyes were too sharp, and when his eyes swept over him, Cristiano would feel that his legs would hurt.

"Just talking is not enough." Gary interrupted suddenly.Phil on the side wants to complain about his brother, who has been playing tricks behind his back, and then let Keane stand in the way.

Cristiano looked at Gary suspiciously, and then at Captain Keane.

Keane cleared his throat, and there was a hint of a smile in his voice: "Newcomers are welcome to Manchester United. In order to express our welcome to you, we will hold a team entry ceremony for you." At such times, he always feels a little bit of schadenfreude, and I believe those guys with smiles on their eyes and brows should also have the same idea.

"Thank you captain, thank you everyone." Cristiano didn't know what was waiting for him at all. Instead, he sincerely thanked his new teammates. He felt that he could talk to his mother and girlfriend on the phone tonight. , Well, let’s talk about his teammates who are kind and easy to get along with.

Seeing Cristiano's innocent appearance, a few guys whose stomachs were not completely darkened looked at him with some pity, but when they thought about what they had experienced, they threw all their kindness to the back of their minds.If you want to come, everyone will come together, if you want to lose face, everyone will lose face together!

Keane cleared his throat and looked at Cristiano: "Then we begin."

"Okay." Cristiano agreed very simply. In his opinion, this is the first step for him to integrate into the team.By the way, what is the welcome ceremony?Does he have to sing a song or something?He sings very well, I believe everyone will like it!

Keane made a gesture, and Gary and Ferdinand quickly brought over the props for the welcome ceremony.

Cristiano looked at the huge posters and was a little confused, so he still knew some people here, such as Beckham who had just left Manchester United, and some felt familiar.

Then he opened his mouth wide and heard a piece of content that shattered his three views, and then reorganized in a mess: What!The so-called Manchester United dressing room tradition, the welcome ceremony for newcomers is to masturbate to the portraits of Manchester United legends?Did I hear you right?Mama, I have already lost my hearing at a young age, what should I do?

Seeing how silly Cristiano was already there, the people in the locker room burst into laughter. Fortunately, Scholes’s father was very kind and loving. He coughed and signaled Cristiano to look at him: “Choose one Zhang will do, and I personally recommend Mark Hughes.”

Gary quit: "Actually, I think Captain Bruce is better."

Phil is sure that his brother is really bad to the bone, Hughes recommended by Scholes is still very handsome, and their Captain Bruce...

"Actually, Mr. Jazz is also pretty good." Somebody invited another heavyweight celebrity out of nowhere.

"Cough cough cough..." The locker room was full of coughs. Sir Charlton was fine and often wandered around the base. If he looked at the photo of that person and saw that he was not embarrassing to death, would it? Directly become impotent?This is also one of the reasons why the handsome photos of David Beckham, who has just been promoted to Manchester United, have not been recommended by everyone.

Cristiano's face was flushed red. He never thought that a world-renowned team like Manchester United would have such a sick team entry ceremony, but it seems that if he doesn't finish the entry ceremony today, he won't Really into Manchester United.As a person with lofty ideals, he couldn't be so disheartened when his career just started, right?He wants to give Sandy to the man who marries him upright!

So with a heartbroken, Cristiano looked at the posters of those Manchester United celebrities.The poster also had the famous person's name and a brief introduction to his deeds. After looking around, he finally decided on the candidate. "Just him!"

"Why is this one?" Keane looked at Cristiano's choice, and everyone also looked over.

This is really a well-known celebrity, the problem is that he can also be regarded as the celebrity next door, and he once kicked Manchester United down to relegation.That's right, what Cristiano chose was Dennis Law, the three saints of Manchester United, or one of the big men in Manchester United's golden ball trio.

Cristiano heard what Keane said, and he replied intuitively: "Because he has won the Golden Ball, I also want to win the Golden Ball." The key is that he likes Dennis Law's kind of giving up on me on the court. momentum.

Keane laughed all of a sudden, the kid is quite ambitious, but he likes this, hope he will keep his words and deeds, and don't be a softie.

"Come on." Keane took a step back, leaving room for Cristiano, and the others surrounded him with smiles, waiting to see the excitement of the newcomers.

Cristiano bit his lip, slowly unbuttoned the pants he just put on, and stretched out his trembling hands.

"The boy's size is good." Giggs smiled meaningfully.

"You shouldn't be a chicken, right?" Gary glanced at it deliberately, and discussed it with his brother by the way.

Although everyone is a man, Cristiano's face flushed red with so many eyes on him, and what's even more ominous is that on the poster of Dennis Law in front, the famous Manchester United star seems to be staring at him covetously. examine him.Cristiano was once so proud of his stamina that he was so proud of himself in front of his girlfriend that he was beaten.Now he hates this advantage of himself a little bit, and he has been masturbating for a long time, but he still hasn't come out.Cristiano felt like he was about to cry, but why hasn't that come out yet.

Looking at the embarrassment of the fresh newcomer, everyone in Manchester United continued to laugh and laugh without the love of their teammates, and even joked about their teammates' past experiences and teased each other.

Scholes seemed to be aware of Cristiano's embarrassment, he thought for a while, and said: "You can imagine your girlfriend."

"Paul, you take care of that kid too much." Gary poked him dissatisfied.

Scholes' words reminded Cristiano as he tried to picture kissing his girlfriend Sandy in his head.Sandy has black hair, her eyes are like emeralds, her lips are red, um, they are delicious.Sandy's hands are slippery to the touch, and by the way, little Cristiano likes her hands very much.And her waist is thin, um, and there, although it is not big enough, it can fit her face just right, and...

After thinking about it, Cristiano came to feel that he finally completed the entry ceremony with difficulty.

"Here, just wipe it off." Keane handed a few tissues to Cristiano, who was panting violently. "Once again, welcome to Manchester United."

United's horrific induction ceremony left Cristiano devastated, at least when he chatted with his girlfriend at night.

Sandy keenly heard her boyfriend's low mood, and immediately asked, "How was your first day of training today? Are your teammates easy to get along with? They didn't make things difficult for you, did they?"

"No, no." Cristiano was a little thankful that they were talking on the phone, otherwise Sandy would have seen his blushing face, in front of his new teammates, thinking about his girlfriend masturbating or something too Shame.

"Really?" Sandy asked suspiciously again, based on what she knew about someone, she always felt that someone seemed to be hiding a lot.

"Really, really!" Cristiano decided to throw what happened during the day in the depths of his memory, and never mention it again.

"That's good, I'll see you when I finish my work recently." Sandy plans to graduate early, so she is in a hurry in terms of studies, but even if she is very busy, she will try her best to make time to see her boyfriend.

"I miss you too, but the club said that I will not be able to arrange a house for me until winter." Cristiano misses both his mother and his girlfriend, but it is not convenient for him to live at Scholes' house Bring the whole family over.

"That will be there soon." Sandy didn't care too much, she was going to see Cristiano, not the house, "By the way, when will you be able to make your debut in the Premier League, the first match against Bolton vs. Right? Will you be on the field? I have made an agreement with Aunt Dolores, and we will watch that game together.” Because of Cristiano’s transfer, Sandy also immediately changed from a Sporting Lisbon fan to a Manchester United fan. Even all the league and cup schedules of Manchester United's new season have been copied.

"I don't know, the boss didn't say anything. But I will work hard, and I must strive to make an appearance in this game." Hearing that his mother and girlfriend wanted to watch his game together, what kind of weird team entry ceremony was immediately forgotten In the end, Cristiano was full of eyes to get the favor of Ferguson, but fortunately he got the start in the first game of the league.

The words have already been spoken, and the promises have been made with his girlfriend and mother. From the next day, Cristiano worked hard to train his physical fitness like taking a stimulant, tried hard to integrate into the Manchester United system, and listened hard to the assistant coach's explanation The tactical requirements, in short, everything must work hard, even eating hard.

His efforts naturally fell into Ferguson's eyes, and the old man secretly nodded approvingly. The young man is not only smart, but also very hardworking. Such a person is naturally worth cultivating, and he will naturally get a chance.

In the first game of the Premier League, Manchester United played against Bolton at home. Ferguson discharged all the main players except the new aid.In England, in addition to Liverpool, Leeds and Manchester City's three major rivals, there is also a team like Bolton, as long as Manchester United encounters it, it will go all out.

It started with the Munich air crash that year, which dealt a devastating blow to Manchester United at that time, and the whole of the UK was immersed in grief, but Bolton fans insulted Manchester United in public, slandering those Manchester United players who died in the air crash This can be said to be a very demoralizing thing.Since then, Bolton has been unable to buy good players in the UK, and Manchester United, who was insulted by them, will go all out and show no mercy every time they meet them.

"Sir Ferguson really sent out all the main players under us, except for the new No. [-] who just spent tens of millions of pounds. This means that he is not yet in the main lineup of the Jazz, and we still plan to let him go. Into the team step by step, starting from the bench? In short, it is a pity that Manchester United's No. [-] cannot be seen on the pitch at Old Trafford." The commentator commented on Manchester United before the game starting list.

Cristiano looked around with a little curiosity, regretting not being able to start much.Fortunately, Sir Alex Ferguson has already told him that he will be sent out in the second half, which somewhat puts Cristiano in a better mood, and it also makes him feel in the mood to look at this stadium where he will stay for a long time in the future .

This is Old Trafford!This is the home of the Red Devils Manchester United!I really want to play soon!

Cristiano really wanted to stand in this stadium with open arms and say a classic line-I came, I saw, I conquered!

——The end of the text, continue to read——

The wonderful Manchester United team entry ceremony, everyone is tight-lipped about who everyone chooses when they join the team, unless Big Mouth reveals it in his autobiography, anyway, I didn’t see him mention it in the autobiography I read one word.So I had to go through a bunch of Manchester United legends and choose one.Dennis Law, one of the Manchester United golden ball trio, is also one of the famous trio in history.In fact, it would be nice if there was another Lao, the bald Lao from Cheng Zi's family.

Recently, I have been writing sweet and greasy. I really want to quickly write about Luo Erfu Gang Dazheng, arguing with his wife, and leaving the other party speechless, but it will take a long time!So everyone, stay with me sweet and greasy, and get ready to go to the dentist. The stupid author really has to make an appointment with the dentist after a while.

Send it to today's small theater 【Interview with Nani classmate】

Stupid author: Student Nani, I heard that you are Luo Erer's loyal follower (little brother)?

Student Nani: That's right, Cristiano is my idol, and I learn everything from him.

Stupid Author: Really?Including henpeck?

Student Nani (you can’t tell if you’re blushing): That’s right, I’m also following Cristiano’s footsteps in this regard.

Luo Erer: You're lying, I'm not afraid of my wife at all, that's called respect!

Stupid author & classmate Nani: Are you sure →_→

At five o'clock in the morning, an alarm clock rang, and Yu Asakura opened his eyes following the ringing.She got out of bed in a daze, and groped towards the bathroom with half-closed eyes.However, she seemed not very familiar with the layout of the room, so she accidentally bumped into the table.

The collision woke her up. She opened her eyes and looked around at the familiar yet unfamiliar layout, then sighed: "This is not America anymore."

After waking up, she checked the time and walked to the bathroom.When she came out of the bathroom in a while, she was completely awake.

Putting on a tracksuit and dressed as a sports girl, she walked out of the bedroom nimbly and quickly.

There seemed to be no one at home, and Yu Asakura knew that her mother might have woken up earlier than herself, and had already gone out for morning exercises.Divorced middle-aged women really can't sleep alone.but look at the time