[Football] My bamboo horse is very girly

The author has something to say: Cristiano was listlessly waiting for his mother, sisters, and girlfriend to arrive at the airport.

That day he thought that he was going to be murdered to silence him, but in the end he was sent back to the hotel where he lived.

Cristiano was wandering around in the hotel room. He wanted to tell Sandy about it, but he didn't want to.He felt that since he was a man, he should stand in front of his lover, but when he thought of the castle where Grandpa Sandy lived, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva. Now he is really not his opponent.

When Cristiano didn't know what to do, Alfred, who had already dropped a bomb on his grandfather and then slapped his ass and left, came.

When Cristiano opened the door and saw the beautiful French man standing impatiently outside his room, his first reaction was to throw the door in his face, really, although Alfred had just rescued him. He even helped his father before, but he just felt that the two of them were at odds.Cristiano bumpkin Ronaldo felt that Alfred Noble Master Auerstadt revealed his contempt for him in almost every strand of hair.

But even though he wanted to slam the door shut, Cristiano really didn't have the guts to do it. This is Sandy's brother, even if Sandy himself has a very average view of him.

"Come in." Cristiano still invited the person in, and moved a chair for him to sit down.

Alfred glanced at the chair in disgust, but did not sit down. "I just say a few words, and then I'll leave."

"You saw my grandfather today, you should know what kind of environment Sandrina lived in when she was young, right?"

Cristiano nodded, although the castle looks very handsome, but living with such a terrible grandfather who would break other people's legs at every turn, and such a brother, his Sandy is really pitiful.

"My grandfather never allows others to violate his will. Of course, there have been several things against his will in the family in the past few years." Alfred's tone was full of sarcasm. He is very happy to see the old stubborn and embarrassing things, and he is happy to make some things to see him change his face.

"The last time he did something that made him dissatisfied but had to accept it was Sandrine's mother. She took Sandrine away after the divorce." Alfred had a smile on his face, he I still remember the startled expression on his grandfather's face when Cynthia signed the document giving up the family inheritance on Sandy's behalf, and then threw it to his grandfather and took his sister away in a chic way.After all, the Auerstadt family has experienced years of development and accumulated a lot of wealth, and now someone will voluntarily give up their inheritance rights.But after all these years, and going round and round, it seemed that the right of inheritance was going back to his dear sister again.

Cristiano listened carefully, and he thanked the lovely Aunt Cynthia again. If she hadn't taken Sandy away from the family, he probably wouldn't have met Sandy in Madeira.

Alfred continued: "But he should be more angry than before, after all, something just happened that made him even more angry."

"Is it because of me?" Cristiano interjected anxiously. He wondered if the angry old man would use the method used to break up lovers in TV series to deal with him and Sandy, but no matter what So, he won't give up!

Alfred lowered his eyelids and didn't even look at Cristiano: "You are not qualified enough. I am the one who provoked him. I told him that I will dedicate my life to the cause of religion. In other words, I will not marry, nor will I There will be their own legitimate children, and of course there will be no illegitimate children."

"Ah?" Cristiano opened his mouth, "Are you going to become a monk?" His first reaction was the Chinese Kung Fu movie he watched with Sandy, and the bald heads in it were so powerful, but Sandy told him, That's a monk, you can't marry a wife.Cristiano glanced at Alfred's blond hair, imagining how he would look with a shaved head, well, still handsome.

"You bastard!" Alfred felt that he had to try his best to tell himself that the brat in front of him was his dear sister's favorite, at least he couldn't do it when she liked it.Hmph, kid, just pray that you won't be dumped one day, otherwise I will make you disappear.

Alfred took two deep breaths before continuing: "In short, what I mean is that Sandrine and her children will become the future heirs of the Auerstadt family, and you will also marry her And get a lot of benefits. How, you will be very happy to hear this, right?" He slowly approached Cristiano, "You must be thinking in your heart that you must marry Sandrine back home as soon as possible, and let her give birth as soon as possible. child, eh?"

Cristiano was first startled by the news he heard from Alfred, and then startled by Alfred's aura.

Calm down, Cristiano, show your football presence!Cristiano said this to himself.

Cristiano took a deep breath and shouted to Alfred: "I want to marry Sandy and have many children with her. That is my dream. I have had a dream since I was 15 years old. Even if she has no money, as long as it is her, I will marry her! I will not want a dime from your family, and I will not let my children inherit your family, I will not want mine The child lives with you and your grandfather, a cruel person! My wife and children, I will raise them by myself, I will give them the best life, and build a Ronaldo family with my own hands for my children to inherit!" roaring After finishing this, Cristiano glared at Alfred viciously. He clenched his fists and was ready to fight the angry Alfred.

As a result, Alfred smiled instead: "I will watch you, I will always watch you in the dark, to see if you can do what you said today." After speaking, he walked towards the door.

But when he walked to the door, before leaving, he turned his head and said to Cristiano: "Although I don't intend to let you get a dime from my family, but as long as Sandy has a child, that child will become Orsch Heir to the Tate family, I don't care who the father of that child is."

Alfred left casually, making Cristiano depressed for a long time, and he was not in a good mood until he came to the airport to pick him up.

Just when Cristiano was already thinking about whether he was going to have a vasectomy, and temporarily had no success in his career and money, he would not have children, Dolores had already walked over with his two daughters accompanied by Sandy .

"What are you thinking, brat? You didn't even hear me when I called you." Dolores gently tugged at his son's ear angrily, and the brat stared at one direction in a daze without blinking. The most terrible thing is that there happen to be a few pretty girls in cool clothes over there.If she hadn't seen his staring eyes, she, a mother, would have thought he had turned into a little pervert.Dolores looked worriedly at the silent Sandy, and thought that she had taught the brat a lesson, and Sandy probably wouldn't beat him up.Although she likes Sandy very much, Dolores still feels distressed when she always sees her son's girlfriend teaching Cristiano the same as her son.

"Huh? Mom?" Cristiano came back to his senses and saw his mother, sister and girlfriend.He immediately smirked, and then changed back to that bright, well-behaved boy.Regarding the conversation with Alfred, he decided to bury it in his heart and never let Sandy know.It has been said that a man must work hard, and he must never let his woman suffer and worry.

"I was thinking about the game just now." Cristiano found a good excuse for his distraction just now. Anyway, everyone knows that apart from his family and lover, the rest of his life is football.

Sandy glanced at him suspiciously. Based on what she knew about Cristiano, she always felt that something was weird.But since he doesn't want to talk about it, then don't ask. At worst, she will help solve it when he gets out of the basket.Both her aunt and mother told her that women should not be too strong in front of men, and should learn to make the most of the situation, instead of being big on women all the time. Men are sometimes like children and need to be coaxed.

Cristiano started his vacation after the end of the Toulon Cup, so he asked his family and girlfriend to come on vacation together, but when he thought that France was Grandpa Sandy's territory, he felt uncomfortable and was already thinking about Can you leave France early with the women at home, the farther you go, the better you will never come back.On the one hand, he has to be a man with pistachios and bags, and on the other hand, he has to worry about all kinds of things secretly. Cristiano feels that his vacation is going to be schizophrenic.Originally, before the start of the holiday, he had planned to do this and that with Sandy during this holiday, but now that he would face the problem of having a child after going to bed, Cristiano felt that he might be made impotent all of a sudden. .

So Sandy felt that Cristiano was getting weirder and weirder. Ever since they established a relationship, that guy has been thinking about ghosts and trying to do something.Originally, she agreed to come here for vacation this time, and she was already mentally prepared, but that guy didn't move.

Sandy is not so thick-skinned as to directly grab her boyfriend and ask, I'm already ready and I'm about to take off my clothes, so why don't you let me see you being stupid?However, she still launched a surprise attack and asked Cristiano directly while the family was having fun on the beach: "Do you have something on your mind?"

Based on Sandy’s understanding of Cristiano, someone is really big-hearted. He wants to hit a few balls into the opponent’s goal when facing any opponent on the court. He is also very big-hearted. Many things Hee hee haha ​​passed.But she also knows that this is only on the surface. Sometimes someone has a very small heart, and a lot of worries are kept in his heart, just like when he just overheard a few words, he thought he had a serious heart disease and broke up. .

Sure enough, Sandy's surprise attack was successful. Cristiano didn't hide his expression all of a sudden, and now Sandy simply stared into his eyes: "You say it yourself, or should I force you to say it?"

Over the years, Sandy's deterrence to Cristiano has continued to deepen. As long as he sees his girlfriend squinting his eyes aggressively, Cristiano will be afraid, and he will tell the truth about the trick.

But this time, it was about his masculinity and not wanting Sandy to worry, so Cristiano gritted his teeth and carried it.Of course, he also explained some things that are lighter than this one, but enough to satisfy Sandy: "I am worried about the transfer issue. Ricardo has already gone to Barcelona to report. Jorge accompanied him. He told me that my transfer will be completed in winter at the latest. After all, my contract will expire next year. If the club has not finalized my next home, they will probably pay a penny. You can’t even earn a transfer fee.” Cristiano intended to divert Sandy’s attention, but by saying this, he also expressed the biggest worry in his heart besides Sandy’s family.

Sandy believed Cristiano's words as soon as she heard it. As a girlfriend, she knew very well about Cristiano's transfer for more than a year.She still remembered that when Cristiano came back from England, he excitedly told her that he was going to Arsenal, but then told her awkwardly that he would definitely be better than Bergkamp and let him be her of the only idol.Later, the matter of Arsenal fell through, and Cristiano was depressed for a few days.However, from what Sandy heard from Mendes, her boyfriend is still very marketable, and many clubs are pursuing him, but many of them are not suitable for him to join.But just like what Cristiano himself said, how could his transfer be finalized this year, otherwise Sporting Lisbon would not be able to afford to train new stars to join other clubs with zero transfer fee, but they themselves would not get a dime This cruel reality.So Cristiano is now more worried about whether he can go to a club that pays a generous transfer fee and is beneficial to his future.

"I think maybe in a few days Jorge will call and tell you that the transfer is done and tell you to go back and sign. In my opinion, my Chris is so good, he will definitely go to a good club. Yes." Sandy gave Cristiano a rare compliment.

Sure enough, the girlfriend's "sweet talk" made someone very proud, and he turned into a big dog and dawdled on Sandy.But they were on the beach at the moment, surrounded by people coming and going, they couldn't do anything out of the ordinary, and when thinking about the child's problem, Cristiano lost interest.Alas, am I going to become a VIP user of a family planning brand of Du XX?Someone shouted in his heart.

It really made Sandy talk. At the end of July, Mendes called and urged Cristiano to return to Lisbon quickly.

"Isn't there a warm-up match against Manchester United for the completion of the new stadium in a few days? I'll be back in a few days." Cristiano complained to his agent on the phone, and he managed to get rid of the annoying Throwing everything aside, I planned to have fun with my family and lover for a few days, but was urged to go back by the manager. "Won't you accept another commercial for me? I was ridiculed by Sandy for many days last time. Jorge will accept commercials for me in the future, and he must accept the kind of high-end atmosphere. I am so good The advertisements made by great people will definitely be well received.” Cristiano recently wanted to understand one thing, that is, he must make a lot of money, much more than Sandy’s money, so that he Only then can he have the confidence to be with Sandy, have the confidence to marry her home, and dare to have children with her.

"Anyway, come back if you come back." Mendes is also unwilling to listen to that fool who is becoming more and more narcissistic on the phone. If this is not the most profitable cash cow under his banner in the future, he really does not want to Take care of the fool.He really wanted to report to the cash cow's girlfriend and ask her to fix the fool.

"Oh." Cristiano touched his nose and obediently agreed.He listened to what his mother, girlfriend, and agent said, and of course the rankings were in order.

So Cristiano took his family back home and returned to Lisbon in early August.As soon as she came back, Sandy started to get busy again. She was on summer vacation. The first half of the summer vacation was given to her boyfriend, and the second half was to be given to her beloved job.

Seeing his girlfriend waving his hand and leaving without looking back, Cristiano felt like he was being abandoned by a "wrongdoer". Huh, how can his job be broken if his rival is his girlfriend?

"Go back and have a good rest and recharge your spirits. I will take you to meet someone tomorrow, and dress yourself up." Mendes looked at Cristiano, who came back from the beach and had a healthier complexion. He remembered someone The taste that is often ridiculed by fans and the media. "Forget it, I'll take you to do styling tomorrow." He felt that he was doing pre-sales service, and that he would dress up the "goods" to be sold in a golden way, at least once they were displayed, it would be very classy, ​​especially for buying The family is still such a picky old man.

Cristiano wanted to find out from Mendes who he was going to meet tomorrow, but Mendes kept his mouth shut.Based on what Mendes knows about him, if he knows in advance, he will really doubt whether this guy will stay up all night tomorrow and go to see people with a pair of panda eyes, which will definitely affect his first impression of.

Not getting the truth from the agent, Cristiano curled his lips and said nothing, anyway, he will see him tomorrow, hmph!

Early the next morning, Mendes came to the door and dug Cristiano out of the house.He took Cristiano for a hairstyle and picked out a casual suit that suited his age.

Cristiano still doesn't have many opportunities to wear a suit now, and he has full sleeves a little awkwardly.

Mendes looked him up and down in satisfaction. This guy is a clothes hanger, as long as he doesn't open his mouth or smirk, as long as he puts on a pose, he will be fine. It seems that he can get him more endorsements from high-end clothing brands.

"I still like to wear sportswear. Sandy gave me a set of red sportswear before. It's very beautiful. It looks a lot like Adidas. It's a Chinese brand." Cristiano murmured to his manager who looked up and down at him. A few words.

"Chinese brands? Sports brands? That won't work! Your sports brand endorsement can only be Adidas or Nike. Puma or Reebok is not in my consideration." Mendes said this from the perspective of market share From the perspective of influence, but what Cristiano said reminded him that he would definitely enter the huge eastern market in the future.

"Ah, by the way, I forgot to tell you, Adidas hopes to sign a sponsorship agreement with you, and they promise to give you the best treatment." Mendes mentioned Cristiano's future endorsement to him by the way. , As a shrewd agent, he was surprised by the generous sponsorship contract proposed by Adidas. When did Adidas become so taken advantage of?However, the other party explained that they took a fancy to Cristiano's future potential.Mendes has repeatedly studied the contract many times, and he is relieved to be sure that there are no loopholes or traps. After all, the confirmed sponsor of Cristiano's next home is also Adidas, which will be very convenient. Yes, it is much less worrying than the personal sponsorship is Nike, and the team is Adidas.

"Adidas? But I like Nike." Cristiano seemed determined to sing against Mendes. "Adidas' color scheme is too dark. I like brighter ones."

Thinking of the bright clothes that Cristiano was photographed so blindingly blinding, Mendes was silent for a moment. He felt that it would be more reassuring to let this guy sign with Adidas.

When Cristiano was already dressed so that Mendes couldn't find any faults, he took the people into the car.

"I heard that Manchester United has arrived. I heard from Fabio and the others that Manchester United used the base for training yesterday, and they took photos with those stars." Cristiano noticed in the car that Lisbon had been suspended on the street. The poster of the friendly match between Sporting and Manchester United, and casually shared with Mendes what he heard from his friends who were still in Sporting Lisbon.If he hadn't returned to Lisbon yesterday and the club didn't ask him to return to the team immediately, he would have watched Manchester United's training with his friends.

Mendes blinked while driving: "Manchester United is pretty good, right?"

Cristiano nodded without thinking: "Very good." He thought of the Arsenal's Kearney base he had visited, which was already very good, but he didn't know what Manchester United's Carrington base looked like.When he visited Arsenal that time, he was already shocked by the aura of the Gunners. What will the base of the Red Devils who are also showing off their might look like?And the head coach, Arsenal's Arsene Wenger, is really like a professor as people say, but at the same time like a budget-minded housewife with a basket of vegetables.What kind of person would that Lord Ferguson, who was his sworn enemy, be like?I don't know why Cristiano suddenly thought of Sandy's serious grandfather, who was also an aristocrat. The Duke is too scary, and that Sir is probably not easy to get along with.

"If you were allowed to go to Manchester United, what do you think?" Mendes threw such a question abruptly.

"Huh?" Cristiano looked at Mendes stupidly, "This is really a joke, but it would be great if he could really go to Manchester United."

"What if it's not a joke?" Mendes said meaningfully.When he said this, he had already stopped the car. "Come on, Chris."

Mendes took Cristiano to a hotel and opened a room at the front desk.

"If Sandy knew that I was coming to open a room with you, I would definitely be beaten up." Cristiano said a cold joke while looking at the layout of the room.

"That's not funny, dear Chris." Mendes didn't want someone's girlfriend with a high level of strength to be an enemy.

"Who are we going to meet? Which club's representative? The club allowed me to contact them? They won't bargain like Arsenal, right?" Cristiano is not a fool, Mendes is so mysterious Mystery, what else could it be but a transfer deal, and it wasn't Sandy's horrible grandpa.

Mendez stood by the window, looking out the window: "I guess it will be soon, after all, it is not easy for him to get rid of the reporter."

Cristiano was a little curious. Hearing what Mendes said, the person he wanted to meet should be famous, at least the kind of person tracked by reporters.He became more and more curious, and he was still guessing who he would meet in a while, the famous chairman of Inter Milan?Or the bald vice chairman of AC Milan?Or... Could it be Real Madrid?

While Cristiano was thinking wildly, the doorbell rang.Mendes walked quickly to open the door, and Cristiano also stood up.Because of the layout of the room, Cristiano couldn't see the door and could only hear Mendes talking to people in English.Cristiano has been studying English for the past two years, and he can probably understand English conversations, but because of the sound insulation problem, he listened for a long time, and he could barely hear the word sir. sir?Cristiano was a little puzzled.

Mendez and the guests just exchanged greetings at the door, and then brought the guests into the room.

Cristiano's eyes widened all of a sudden. He didn't know the person walking in front, but he did know the person walking at the end, or in other words, many people on this earth knew him because he was Alex. Sir Alex Ferguson, the godfather of the Red Devils Manchester United.

Cristiano couldn't help but look at his agent Mendes, scolding him with his eyes, why didn't he tell himself in advance, so that he could be prepared.

Mendes turned his eyes away and said to himself that if you tell you in advance, you will only make yourself more stupid, so let's be more natural.

Ferguson also saw the flirtatious glances of the two Portuguese on the opposite side, and he laughed: "I asked Jorge not to tell you in advance, I hope to give us a sincere meeting with each other." His English has some accents , Cristiano sounds a bit labored.

"Let's sit down and talk slowly." Mendes smiled and brought over the drink he had prepared in advance.

Ferguson saw Cristiano holding a glass of mineral water, and there was a flash of approval in his eyes.Then he got straight to the point: "I think, if I appear here today, you should know what this means?"

Cristiano nodded. He had heard too many rumors about the old man in front of him. In short, before that, he gave himself the impression that he was a serious and not easy to get along with. He thought of Sandy's grandpa again.So facing such an old man, he still answered honestly: "I think it should mean that Manchester United is interested in me?"

Ferguson smiled, which made him look less serious: "In fact, we have reached your transfer agreement with Sporting Lisbon, and now as long as you sign it, the agreement will take effect."

"Huh?" Cristiano's mouth was so wide that he could almost stuff an egg into it. "But... But I haven't even been to Manchester United, nor have I received a trial training? Last time Arsenal..." He wanted to cover his mouth in the middle of speaking, saying in front of Ferguson that his arch-enemy Wenger, and It's still a matter of trial training, so he won't be returned.

On the contrary, Ferguson was not angry, but just laughed, which made him look more like a kind grandfather, far from the Red Devils coach known as the hair dryer. "Don't worry, I'm not that guy Wenger. Hmph, that guy..." Probably because he realized that it's not good to mention old enemies in front of young people, Ferguson didn't continue talking.

Cristiano scratched his head embarrassingly, then realized that he had put a lot of hairspray on his head, so he put down his hands a little embarrassingly.

"I want to talk to Cristiano alone before signing." Ferguson said a few words to his entourage and Mendes, or he asked them to avoid them in a commanding tone.

**Oss spoke, and Mendes and another one simply met to go to the next room for a drink.

The room was quickly emptied, leaving only Cristiano and Ferguson.

Given that he had just met a serious old man who would make people have nightmares, Cristiano felt a little stingy when facing this "notorious" old man alone, and he glanced left and right.

"Don't worry, I don't have the bad habit of throwing things away." Ferguson said calmly, but his tone was full of self-deprecation. You must know that in this season, he just threw away a sneaker casually, and also took care of his beloved disciple. Throw it to Real Madrid.

Cristiano put his hands on his knees properly, just like a primary school student attending a class.

Seeing his well-behaved appearance, Ferguson felt more fond of him in his heart. Although this kid looks a bit irritating, he is still a good boy when he gets along carefully.Thinking about his age, and thinking about his own age, Ferguson suddenly brought the opponent into the position of his grandson. "In fact, I've been paying attention to you longer than that old boy Wenger."

"Huh?" Cristiano looked at Ferguson in surprise. He had never heard of Manchester United contacting the club.

"My assistant coach Queiroz recommended you. Oh, he is now the head coach of Real Madrid." Referring to a certain Portuguese assistant coach who went to Real Madrid with his beloved student this summer, Ferguson looked a little serious. He didn't agree with Queiroz's choice, but seeing that Queiroz insisted on going, he could only watch the other party hit a wall.Real Madrid has the best players and the most picky fans. Being the head coach of that team is like sitting on a crater.

Queiroz's name is naturally known to Cristiano. Compared with his status as a Manchester United assistant coach, the identity of the founder of Portugal's golden generation is more famous in Portugal.He didn't expect that he was actually recommended to Ferguson by that gentleman.

"Later I heard that Wenger was interested in you." Ferguson said slowly, "I don't care about that old guy. After all, he was like a bitch when he bought players, and he insisted on haggling for a long time." As the world One of the most profitable clubs, Ferguson is very rich and powerful, and he doesn't like the pettiness of his rival at all.

He changed the subject: "But I saw your performance in the Toulon Cup. I think you can't hide your potential. I want to sign you before others come. Because we are the Red Devils Manchester United, we There is infinite glory, we have the best player here!" He looked at Cristiano and said seriously: "And you——Cristiano Ronaldo, will become the best player under my hands!"

Cristiano was completely shocked by Ferguson, and he had an urge to fall down and worship Ferguson.This is the king of Manchester United!

When Mendes returned to the room, Cristiano was already chatting with Ferguson very affectionately.

Mendes laughed: "Looks like we can sign, right?"

Cristiano took the pen from Mendes and signed his name on the transfer agreement seriously with trembling hands.At this time, he complained a little about why his name was so long and it took him so long to write.

Finally finished writing the last stroke of his name, Cristiano let out a sigh of relief, then he looked at Ferguson, showing a shy smile, a smile belonging to his age.

"Welcome to Manchester United." Ferguson smiled and held out his hand.

"Thank you, uh, sir."

"You can also call me boss." Ferguson patted Cristiano's shoulder kindly, and then he frowned. The kid's body was still a bit thin, and he asked the physical trainer and nutritionist to make a training plan for him. "Although you have already signed, I still hope that you can keep this secret for the time being until the end of the friendly match." He had a mischievous smile on his face, "I hope you can perform well in the warm-up match, I would like to see you The players you have, your future teammates will be wowed by your performance, and then when they wake up, they will know that you have become their teammate."

Ferguson's idea is actually for Cristiano. If the transfer is announced first, the outside world, especially his uncle players, will definitely not think highly of this Portuguese youth, so let him convince his proud players first. , This will help him gain a foothold in Manchester United in the future.

Cristiano also had an expression similar to Ferguson's. He didn't think as deeply as Ferguson, but he had to say that Ferguson's words made him like it very much.

So when the friendly match between Manchester United and Sporting Lisbon started, everyone, especially the casual players of Manchester United, was shocked by Cristiano's performance. The home team scored [-]-[-], and this was the final result.

"Boss, sign him!" Manchester United players represented by Scholes and others scrambled around Ferguson.

Ferguson gave them an inscrutable expression and didn't say much.

On August [-], [-], Manchester United and Sporting Lisbon jointly announced that Cristiano Ronaldo would transfer to Manchester United.

As soon as the transfer agreement was signed, Luo Er finally became a member of Manchester United. The transfer negotiations on him were carried out before the friendly match, but the signing was placed later. I moved it ahead of time and let Sir Alex Ferguson come. There was a brainwashing.

Because when I saved manuscripts before, I basically saved three or four thousand manuscripts as one chapter, and then merged them into one chapter. Sometimes there are some differences between chapter names and content, so please ignore this problem.

Because of the child's problem, someone has to work hard not to have children in the future, and even to kiss and touch his girlfriend has to be prepared... The birth of the mini is really not easy.

Send it to today's small theater【Cristiano Chinese Small Class】

Cristiano is wearing a pair of glasses, holding a pointer in his hand and knocking on the blackboard. His Real Madrid teammates are sitting under the stage. "Because my wife is of Chinese descent, I love her very much (five thousand characters are omitted below)...so I know Chinese very well."

"Chinese is very mysterious, and a word often has different interpretations. For example, majiang may be a delicious sauce or a very interesting board game. Friendly reminder, play with my wife's natal family You must not win when you are in trouble, you must not win big, you must learn to play wisely, otherwise you will be miserable."

"For another example, xizao, this word, you can understand it as a kind of fruit cleaning, and it can also be understood as personal hygiene cleaning. I personally like this word very much, and I like to say it to my wife... cough cough, let's talk about the next word, this It’s another word I like very much—eating tofu. It’s eating a kind of food, and it may also be taking advantage of others. I like to apply this word to my wife...”

Sandy heard here finally again